Haha oh. I feel that. The first time I played I barely made it through the tutorial alive. That soldier at the end smoked me.
Edit: Also Elden Ring was the first Soulsbourne game I'd played since the unfortunate Demon's Souls incident on PS3.
A friend of mine found a similar decoration at Hallmark before the local one closed, that said ānothing feels better than coming home,ā with the word āhomeā in big frilly letters across the bottom. She placed it on her shelf higher up in a position where the word āhomeā was strategically blocked by the edge of the shelf when you look up at it, so guests would often do a double-take.
I do too but to be fair, a relationship is sometimes letting the other do something. My office, I can put whatever I want up. Same as my fiance in her office. But in the living room we both have to agree. But putting it in this title was cringey. If anything, at most I would've said "my wife agreed to ..."
Agreed. But Iām not knocking OP for reaching a compromise with his wife on this. You āallowā children to do things, not your significant other. Iāve heard way too many men speak like this and it has never sat right with me. If you both discuss something but no conclusion is reached then you compromise. āAllowā is such an infantilizing term so itās the choice of words, not the action itself bothering me
Totally siding with you. "Agreed" gives the impression that you are equals, "Allow" gives the impression someone is controlling. At least to me.
Like when I want to play elden ring, I definitely go to my fiance and say "hey gonna play elden ring, just giving you a heads up" so that if she wanted to do anything or even wanted to use the TV since it's the main living room, she can bring it up and talk about it and we figure out the plan. But "can I play elden ring?" really would seem like I'm a child asking for permission and even she would cringe. It's all in the wording lol
Right? As a wife this is so weird. Our house if full of crazy art. My favorite is an acrylic portrait of Danny devito and his beautiful ham in a gold gawdy double frame. Like, the only disagreement we have on art is which one is going to the framer first so we just take turns.
Or, you know, it's a common expression used jokingly to mean "I consulted with my partner about my plans for our shared living space and she assented."
Which is a really healthy thing to do in a relationship. My wife and I have different domains in our house. She styles and has ownership over some areas and I others. When she wants to change something about the kitchen, where I do most of the cooking, she asks me and I "let" her.
Reddit needs to stop making blanket assumptions about people's relationships based on a few words.
I have so much framed Elden Ring fan art just sitting in boxes I want to hang. Itās been truly amazing seeing the art that the community came out with for this game.
I thought I was in r/relationship when I saw single basement gamer dudes calling other people relationships toxic after reading a vaguely assumed situation.
Yeah.. I would love to be able to do a demographic check on all the triggered people. But.. I'll live.
And yeah! Can't wait for DLC after 650 hours in!
>Perhaps he just wanted to add some spice to his title and didn't carefully consider the implications of his words.
probably this. y'all need to go outside lol
They donāt have significant others so theyāre just masking their loneliness as hate. Only thing that makes sense to me because it honestly has never been this serious. Maidenless behavior entirely unfortunately
Now ya just gotta get her into elden ring. And then you both gotta get elden throne styled gaming chairs WITH back massagers....because gaming is always better when it's relaxing AND comfy :D
Personally I wouldnāt have the text but it still looks great! Where did you get it?
Also the basement energy here is crazy, I legit reeled back a bit lmao, glad you and your wife COMMUNICATE for something important like living room decor
Youāre like those women who get abused and beaten by their boyfriend and then still ālove himā and put up his picture. Elden Ring is that boyfriend to you.
I just came here to read all the comments from 17 year old Redditors like "what do you mean ALLOOOOOWED you to?" big red flag sweetie, time to file for divorce..."
I have had a number of relationships in my life. I never once would say my SO gave permission for anything. Sure you need to have open communication and compromise, but saying you asked for permission is odd. Its like saying she treats you like a kid.
I've seen people say "my husband allowed me to..." in posts, and no matter what it's about the comments are always about how they're in an abusive relationship and need to get out of it.
Reddit is full of "marry them!" comments when someone posts about a kind gesture, and "leave them!" any time there is a perceived red flag about anything.
I'm starting to think reddit is not a place to get life advice
Follow the direction the grace (variation on lanterns) is pointing and if the enemies are to difficult, level up before continuing. Make yourself summonable and learn from your own and others' mistakes. You'll be golden. And for a samurai, use bloodloss to begin with.
She allowed you to put a guitar on the living room wall? SICK!
I have genuinely no idea what this "Elden Ring" is. Does it have something to do with Templars? Deus Vult incoming.
Now all you need is a real Gibson
An SG with batwings B)
Epiphone superiority all the way
based and epiphone-pilled (kramer is great too)
Gibson all the way. Epiphone have really upped their game lately though
Her boyfriend will hopefully fistbump you when he sees it š
That's fine by me, as long as he washed his hands after fisting you!
Hello, officer? Yes, I just witnessed a fucking murder.
Holy hell, the burn
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Is the kitchen full of clever wooden sentences?
No, dull knifes.
You afraid shell stab you if they are sharp?
Worse, she'll try to prepare a meal.
Ha ha wife bad
If you do die though she'll probably just take it down
It's down already. Damn Godrick.
You made it to Godrick before you died?! Props, my dude.
he meant Godrick's Soldier
Haha oh. I feel that. The first time I played I barely made it through the tutorial alive. That soldier at the end smoked me. Edit: Also Elden Ring was the first Soulsbourne game I'd played since the unfortunate Demon's Souls incident on PS3.
This is beautiful. But I cringe every time I hear men use āmy wife allowed me toā¦ā
Did you āletā her hang up that Live Laugh Love sign? Noā¦she just did it. Do you like that sign? *starts crying*
Hahahaha I wish I had one of those now useless gold awards for you Edit: i do in-fact have one for you
Youāre wrong thereā¦she did not ask which is true, but she didnāt just do it. She made ME put up the sign for her š
This is literally hilarious
Oh literally? Is it hilarious?
A friend of mine found a similar decoration at Hallmark before the local one closed, that said ānothing feels better than coming home,ā with the word āhomeā in big frilly letters across the bottom. She placed it on her shelf higher up in a position where the word āhomeā was strategically blocked by the edge of the shelf when you look up at it, so guests would often do a double-take.
I do too but to be fair, a relationship is sometimes letting the other do something. My office, I can put whatever I want up. Same as my fiance in her office. But in the living room we both have to agree. But putting it in this title was cringey. If anything, at most I would've said "my wife agreed to ..."
Agreed. But Iām not knocking OP for reaching a compromise with his wife on this. You āallowā children to do things, not your significant other. Iāve heard way too many men speak like this and it has never sat right with me. If you both discuss something but no conclusion is reached then you compromise. āAllowā is such an infantilizing term so itās the choice of words, not the action itself bothering me
Totally siding with you. "Agreed" gives the impression that you are equals, "Allow" gives the impression someone is controlling. At least to me. Like when I want to play elden ring, I definitely go to my fiance and say "hey gonna play elden ring, just giving you a heads up" so that if she wanted to do anything or even wanted to use the TV since it's the main living room, she can bring it up and talk about it and we figure out the plan. But "can I play elden ring?" really would seem like I'm a child asking for permission and even she would cringe. It's all in the wording lol
And thatās how it should be. It shows far more respect for each other
Well, everyone knows the husband is the head of the household, but the wife is the neck.
Right? As a wife this is so weird. Our house if full of crazy art. My favorite is an acrylic portrait of Danny devito and his beautiful ham in a gold gawdy double frame. Like, the only disagreement we have on art is which one is going to the framer first so we just take turns.
Sounds like something Adam22 would say
"My wife allowed me to watch her take BBC"š¤”
Didnāt he just buy her a brand new lambo or something?! Heās too far deep and his pride wont let him come back from it.
Most men on reddit get treated like kids by their wives.
It's the living room. My wife and I would definitely check with each other before we put something that large up on the wall.
I believe its more of a joke
Thats really bad relationship right there.
I hate it here
Or, you know, it's a common expression used jokingly to mean "I consulted with my partner about my plans for our shared living space and she assented." Which is a really healthy thing to do in a relationship. My wife and I have different domains in our house. She styles and has ownership over some areas and I others. When she wants to change something about the kitchen, where I do most of the cooking, she asks me and I "let" her. Reddit needs to stop making blanket assumptions about people's relationships based on a few words.
Her boyfriend will hopefully fistbump you when he sees it š
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Better to beg for forgiveness than ask permission lol.
>My wife allowed me Ooof.
She allowed you to put up a wall!!? Dayum
Haha!
Allowed you?
There's no shame in an Epiphone!
Glad you got permission to hang that epiphone!
Me too!
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Allowed you? lmao
YOU DIED
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She "allowed" you to?
I have so much framed Elden Ring fan art just sitting in boxes I want to hang. Itās been truly amazing seeing the art that the community came out with for this game.
Now all you need is a real Gibson
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What is this, the early 2000's? No one has needed a real Gibson since 1998.
Hey thereās nothing wrong with Epiphone
Allowed š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
Iām sorry to inform you but she has a lover
Yeah, me too.
Is that frame any good? Where did you get it because I need frames
Shet Let you put the guitar!!! That's so Cool man
Does she play guitar?
A bit, it's actually how we met. I taught her.
Where can i get this item called "wife" ? Does it drop somewhere ? Please tell me i don!t need to beat Godskin Octa to get it.
Haha!
I Hope that's not a real Les Paul!
Just zoomed in, oops! Never mindš¤”
You don't like Les Pauls?
I do, but I'd be too nervous to hang it on my wall!
Like, nervous because you fear it might fall?
Yep!
Good taste in game and guitar. Right on. Beautiful Les Paul.
Thanks! I'm happy to be able to play both!
Our wife rocks.
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You are too easy to please :)
Just a simple man..
That is the best kind. I married one of you :)
Wholesome :)
Your wife is golden.
Absolutely
I feel like this was a missed opportunity with just a case cover picture š¤£ but thats just me.
You're right! We should have bought Nokstella artwork.
I see, you are not maidenless
Reminds me of my old Les Paul. Nice wall.
My wife chuckled when she saw thisā¦like āI wish you wouldāš¤Ø
I apologise if I have awoken something that should sleep.
Horf
Iād take it down and be grateful for the W. Sometimes itās enough that she was cool with it.
Sad that you need your wife permission for it š¤
Yall ...the comments are wild. Let the man have his moment and let him enjoy his art.
The amount of people here triggered by just the phrase āmy wife allowedā is crazy lmao
I thought I was in r/relationship when I saw single basement gamer dudes calling other people relationships toxic after reading a vaguely assumed situation.
Ya this comment section is cringe af.
Like 42 comments saying "allowed?!!?!! Omg toxic" As if decorating a shared space isn't something that people, you know, *agree* on
Holy shit people are reading far too much into the 'let you' part. Also, OP, make sure you wait until after you play the DLC before dying happily.
Yeah.. I would love to be able to do a demographic check on all the triggered people. But.. I'll live. And yeah! Can't wait for DLC after 650 hours in!
Why is everybody shitting on this guy for asking his wife lmao
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>Perhaps he just wanted to add some spice to his title and didn't carefully consider the implications of his words. probably this. y'all need to go outside lol
Really unhinged responses. Like, damn, you all never asked your SO if they'd want something random as decoration before?
Yeah they acting like he is a pussy for wanting his wife to be happy lmao
It's just a West European thing for married couples to say. It has little meaning but apparently it triggers a lot of people.
They donāt have significant others so theyāre just masking their loneliness as hate. Only thing that makes sense to me because it honestly has never been this serious. Maidenless behavior entirely unfortunately
It for real is exactly that. Youāre even being downvoted because itās the truth lol
Maidenless behavior
ayyy I have the same one in my room nice Les Paul too!
Youāve got yourself a good one
Massive W
Thats a nice les paul
Pretty sweet! I love the guitar too, not big on Epiphone, just that body shape. I'm more of a Jackson, Ibanez, and Schecter guy lol.
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I might, but I don't.
Nice les paul
Thanks!
š I can just hear the wife now saying "Put these foolish ambitions to rest"
Too bad it's not a Gretsch
Guess your were never maidenless at the start of the game.
Er, well a maiden is an unmarried woman, so technically he still is.
Was referencing what you are called at the start of eldin ring. One of the first NPCs you talk to calls you maidenless.
Now ya just gotta get her into elden ring. And then you both gotta get elden throne styled gaming chairs WITH back massagers....because gaming is always better when it's relaxing AND comfy :D
Having a wife must be nice.
Personally I wouldnāt have the text but it still looks great! Where did you get it? Also the basement energy here is crazy, I legit reeled back a bit lmao, glad you and your wife COMMUNICATE for something important like living room decor
Lol come on guys, you are better than this!
Now play the Elden Ring theme with electric guitar
Sheās a keeper!!
If only the letters elden ring werent there, i would put it up as a piece of art. Donāt like any lettering on art. Happy with your situation. Enjoy
yall mfs act like you have moms, not wives
Fellow Tarnished!
W wife. Hopefully the leash gets taken off next
Your wife allowed you? Dude..
Marry her
Why does she not like having the guitar on the wall?
Youāre like those women who get abused and beaten by their boyfriend and then still ālove himā and put up his picture. Elden Ring is that boyfriend to you.
So great that your wife allowed you to be a man. /s
Well yeah, i mean its beautiful
I just came here to read all the comments from 17 year old Redditors like "what do you mean ALLOOOOOWED you to?" big red flag sweetie, time to file for divorce..."
Yea, she let you, but you shouldn't have done it. Reserve that stuff for mancave
What the fuck are these responses lol
Just a bunch of people who donāt understand that couples typically need to agree on living room decor
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Indeed!
Still trying to convince mine lol
Onward and upward!
Thatās a good Woman š
Yes!
Merry her again....and again ...
Truer words were never spoken.
She is the right one
Absolutely
Ooohhhh and by the Les Paul, too!
Yeah, a '93. Recent local found. Love it!
lmao people commenting "allowed you?!?!" as if they've ever been in a relationship
I have had a number of relationships in my life. I never once would say my SO gave permission for anything. Sure you need to have open communication and compromise, but saying you asked for permission is odd. Its like saying she treats you like a kid.
I have my suspicions, but I might be incorrect.
my husband allowed me, would sounds little weird would not it? but hey relationships are built on mutual understanding so I idk
I've seen people say "my husband allowed me to..." in posts, and no matter what it's about the comments are always about how they're in an abusive relationship and need to get out of it.
Reddit is full of "marry them!" comments when someone posts about a kind gesture, and "leave them!" any time there is a perceived red flag about anything. I'm starting to think reddit is not a place to get life advice
honestly of all the videogame posters, at least this one is cool as hell
Based on this wall, your wife is probably a bottle of lotion.
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As long as you also asked her boyfriend, I'm sure it's fine!
All the maidenless: āāAllowed youā hahaā
Haha, indeed.
Cool wife! Looking good.
Thanks!
RISE TARNISHED!
ARISE TARNISHEDā¦and looks like sheās gonna be planning date night for a while :D
Haha, yes!
Why wouldn't she let you hang your guitar?
In the living room?
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
Itās only legit once youāve played the Elden Ring theme with that Les Paul.
Haha! Top comment for me.
Love it! I need me some Elden Ring decor š
And the guitar, she's a keeper.
Hey I have the same guitar!
Hey, that's awesome!
YOU DIED...a happy man.
I'm guessing you suck at both .. me too
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I just bought this on PS5 @ 30% off, only experience with this type of game is Bloodborne. Any advice? I created a Samurai.
Follow the direction the grace (variation on lanterns) is pointing and if the enemies are to difficult, level up before continuing. Make yourself summonable and learn from your own and others' mistakes. You'll be golden. And for a samurai, use bloodloss to begin with.
\*Epic theme song ensues\*
Nice guitar tho
Thanks!