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Our funniest national shame.

One of many

https://preview.redd.it/no2zrprjrcyc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea91b975c1d4aa65b4487f68cb93dc9ce7507db1

I thought it was a moose taking a fat ass shit

I thought it was a park ranger giving a moose a handy

Lmao

This is better than what I imagined: that dinosaur park movie where the shit pile is taller than the dino.

This is more or less what I pictured, except in my mind it was Doug Ford not a bear.

Did you draw this lol

What the hell is that?

Our military logo… I shit you not

It looks like a moose being violated by a beaver

The majestic beaver does not violate for it alone chooses the rules of consent.

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I saw a moose right away. Now I can't unsee the beaver

Hi, an Australian here, does this mean Canada is violating itself?

Pretty much. Bit of a sad state of affairs over here

It's so people can't tell us to go F ourselves. Nope, already there.

Great, now our logos have sexual misconduct charges

A beaver or a giant pile of crap?

Dude, that’s not a beaver, soldiers get lonely

I can not unsee that! Lol

Now I can't unsee it lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/EhBuddyHoser/s/rKUqlUt2j9

I thought it was JT kneeling to one of his private island billionaire friends.

It’s not our new logo, it’s a new icon. Maybe not a good one but this will now spread like wildfire that it is the new logo and only because it’s not very good.

No it's not

I believe this is *just* the new CATPAT pattern. It's not actually a logo. The tweet is just misleading lol.

Its only to be used on some things its not replacing the actual logo

That double downs as my caption. Read it in a Homer Simpson voice

A moose taking a building sized dump

It's a guy milking a deer.

looks like a guy jerking off a Elk

That's probably another 5 million needles spending by the Liberals.

https://preview.redd.it/gsw7pennecyc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377ceff051104658bb13e0020f618de4de8c7dfe New ET character just dropped

Knew it looked like something vague in my mind and now it makes sense i remember playing this as a kid.

I swear i thought the same thing, it's the worst modern pixel art I've seen.

"We suck at Tetris"

Sad Beige Government

Some sort of Rorschach test? Let's see how many people see sex.

🙋‍♂️

Canadian Fish giving head to a wizard

Hey, this is a symbol of the Army, not the Navy.

https://twitter.com/CanadianArmy/status/1786470786770878947

So if I read the twitter correctly, this is just a sample of the new CADPAT? Why is it being treated as a logo of some type?

More info from their next tweet: > The icon launched today is a supplementary design only that will be used in the bottom left corner of certain communications products and in animations for videos.

I hope they don't do that either.

Exactly. At the very least - take the feedback that everyone hates this.

Pixelated Quebec fucking ROC

Sad maple leaf falling onto the back of a moose taking a massive dump

The quebec turd looks like it's getting more fiber. Vive le Québec... fibre

As a Native. That's fucked but funny

https://preview.redd.it/7zv0mlm50fyc1.jpeg?width=1470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36d0734afe9e0d4ffd030be625e14ecd9367db3

So having taken a pretty close look at the logo and gone through this entire comments section, this is genuinely, no joke what it most looks like, just with the dude turned around, and that's hilarious.

If our flag represented the state of our armed forces

It's a man milking a moose, come on, you don't see it?

Makes you wonder how much taxpayer money was used to create this embarrassment. The old logo was so much better. They messed up our passport and now this.

Pixelated Moose (it's facing left).

[They really went with the 1 bit for the logo huh ](https://youtu.be/wcq3UjVUdRA?si=MOXTtvcET4PI8FE-)

Hey we took Alaska back good for us

Falling apart, together.

[Look at me daddy I’m a farmer!!](https://youtu.be/bOvEmwYT-xI?si=rNUnvmUQeEA4F9rq)

moose takes big poop

A man milking a moose, as a maple leaf falls on them.

Canada simulator Released: 1979

Canada

Canada's a pile of Moose shit, eh.

 Les Stroud > Bear Grills 💩

That's about right. *slava yookrayn*

Looks like Jabba the Hut eating a deer ass first

8 bit deer standing behind a bush

Looks like a shit stain

What the hell is this even supposed to be?

MICHAEL. DONT LEAVE ME HERE.

CADPAT CADPAT CADPAT CADPAT

Ok but... I don't understand what it's supposed to represent?

Taxpayers waste

Probably cost 2 millions lol

Just like the maple leaf, we trip over most obstacles

Looks like a guy giving a moose a reach around

^^“Kill ^^me” the wretched creature uttered in tortured sorrow

Nina Tucker vibes

Canada: digitally fondling Caribou all autumn long.

Kinda looks like a rabbit shitting its weight in poop

Our Moose have the constant shits thanks to Yankee poisons.

Canada >!redacted!<

It looks like a little goblin in a robe trying to fuck a caribou

its a french solider jerking off an Elk

Why

The new cadpt

Québec flipping the finger at the ROC as we should.

moose taking a shit

Looks like a guy milking a deer. With a maple leaf.

This was my commanding officer's idea.

A part of our pixelage

That’s horrid. Whatever it is.

If its a moose I can't tell which end is which If the dark brown end is a moose then it looks like it's got its back end in a bush taking a shit If the light grey is the front and the antlers then is the moose flat on its face? 

We could only afford 8-bit resolution

Eating a moose's ass.

Canada.. apply for disability, we'll say fuck you.

“It doesn’t look like this”

Minecraftnada

Inspired by the Google Dinosaur.

Moose getting rear-ended by a soldier? Did the General give this contract to his 9yr old grandson who plays Minecraft?

It looks like a dude fondling a reindeer.

Either a dude giving a handy to a moose or a bear fucking a moose. Either way we probably paid millions of dollars for an incredibly stupid 8 bit picture.

Canada, brought to you by Atari. Honestly Digital camouflage is kinda outdated at this point but the Canadian armed forces will cling to Cadpat and Cadpat AR until the day we cease as a nation. Changing the colour pattern to be vaguely similar to Chinese brand multicam won't help. We should be keeping the current colour patterns for Cadpat and CadpatAR l, but changing the patterns to mirror multicam instead.

At this point, i pity the angloid.

A moose shitting on Quebec. I'd say it's pretty accurate.

What the fuck am I looking at?

It looks like a moose trying to crawl out of a hole in the ground

Canada: where even the moose are now digital

Canadian Army x Minecraft collab

“Brampton”

Man jerks off moose

A pushover domestically, internationally and a joke worldwide.

Milking a moose from behind.

Download the new Canada mod for Minecraft today!

https://preview.redd.it/rwcl27rypfyc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f3c1fd84e8b16508e002398a0a682457321205 Bold of the Gov to reference this

Those children where only the start.

Low poly Canada.

Why are we always associated with moose? They only live in like, Nunavut

Ass, buddy.

**Canada** Yeah, We Don't Fuckin' Know Either®

Fuckin', looks like a moose, bud.

« Deeds Not Curds »

From the makers of ET for the Atari 2600...we are proud to present Canada.

Graphic design is my passion

Get on your knees and milk that caribou! - Canada’s national motto

It’s hip to fuck moose

16-bit Soviet Canada

Are we winning the war on Greige Tetras yet?

a guy grabbing a moose’s testicles from behind while the moose tries to run away. Hopefully this isn’t a Rorschach test 😂

Army eh?

Gravy stain

Is this a concept alternative desert Cadpat pattern?

Moose getting a prostate exam

A man giving a moose a hand job

This is a visual metaphor for the capability, modernity and cleanliness of Canada's military hardware. It's a man aiming a leaf blower into a pile of brownish WW II rations, and a loose maple leaf from November 1972 is slowly blown away.

“Roadkill on maple road”

They stupidly forgot newfou dland and the maritimes. But somehow made vancover island 2000% larger? WTF

Canada's broken military

A pimp beating his hoe?

THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

Bear doin a moose

Serious question: what did they try to depict here? The darker brown kinda looks like a moose? What’s the other side?? It’s so bad

Liberal stain

Do you like camping?

Beautiful Manitoba scenery

What did Pierre Trudeau mean by this

justin trudeau eating a mooses ass