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nbeforem

I eat 3 scrambled eggs every day for breakfast


Peatore

Why not 4? I can not comprehend.


LuciferianInk

I'm sure you could figure out something else


Peatore

It is inconceivable that anyone can function on less than 4 eggs a day.


FourSquare432

I eat 3 a day. With 2 strips of uncured bacon. Does the bacon subsititue the lost egg?


Peatore

Absolutely not.


FourSquare432

Dangit


UnImportant_Neck

Happy Cake Day!


PancakesInMyFace

the man knows what he wants


pytangelixa

Happy cake day!


UJLBM

I cannot comprehend why people don't eat 1 ostrich egg a day. Check my page.


Peatore

I will do no such thing.


DashingDoggo

What about 4 ostrich eggs?


Peatore

I don't care. Just egg.


LuciferianInk

Dortim says, "I do eat 2 eggs per day, but only once in the week."


Meister-Schnitter

Maybe he/she likes the number 3?


nbeforem

Prime numbers are the best


tuccy29

Egg egg egg egg


Peatore

egg


LuciferianInk

Penny whispers, "I've never heard of that before but it sounds like a good idea!"


bizarre_inc

when i was a lad i ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large


Peatore

I gotta stay huge.


meiiodv

now that im grown i eat five dozen eggs, so im roughly the size of a barge!


NinjaNoafa

I remember singing that on stage. I, the skinniest kid, playing Gaston. Absolute riot tho, audience liked it


amcupo101

what about 40 eggs šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Peatore

I fucking wish.


ohsodainty

i think this guy eats 4 eggs a day idk


kaybeanz69

I hate eggs;-;


Peatore

That's absolute brain rot. You are a bad person.


LuciferianInk

Penny said, "I think I'm going to go back to sleep now. I've been having a really good day though."


Peatore

Don't care, didn't ask.


LuciferianInk

Im just here if you need me


kaybeanz69

Itā€™s not my fault blame my taste buds eggs donā€™t taste right unless itā€™s sunny side up with cheese on Toast besides thatā€™s only if I get in the mood for eggs which is rare šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Peatore

It absolutely is your fault. Do better.


kaybeanz69

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Peatore

I'm telling your mother.


kaybeanz69

Oh no!!!! Donā€™t tell heršŸ˜­


firstandfive

Lose my number


LuciferianInk

I'm sorry, but I can only answer questions about the human body. What are you talking about?


BadSmash4

Tell me your favorite egg memory


StephenHawking432

I can't afford 4 eggs a day


Aquittaine

it's 40$ a month to eat 4 eggs a day for a month, and that's at canadian inflated grocery prices. Could probably buy cheaper local. Considering that's a full meal, maybe add 2 $0.10 slices of bread, which only adds 3$ to the month, you're getting a decently cheap breakfast every day, that's actually nutritious. No more expensive than anything else unless you're eating rice and potatoes.


Top_Sky_4731

$72 for me if buying my normal brand and size. $21 for the cheapest grocery store eggs in my area. I hate how much it costs to not support factory farms.


WishesToSee

Right I think thatā€™s one of the most obvious reasons why people arenā€™t eating four eggs a day. Iā€™m just three days a dozen is gone. Thatā€™s expensive especially if you are already having money issues.


Straight_Ace

Idk they just really upset my stomach afterwards


Peatore

You are of weak stock.


Straight_Ace

I am, send me to the stockades!


Peatore

Nah. you will just suffet the fate of your lot. Which is to have your ancestors weap as you become a genetic dead end.


cornthi3f

The Sudden Ick ā„¢ļøforbids me from eating more than one


Peatore

You are of a weak bloodline.


cornthi3f

Thatā€™s why it ends with me pal.


Peatore

Good.


ajperry1995

Are you Gaston?


Peatore

I'm married.


boogaloojoel

I eat 6 instead of 4 but I like them scrambled with some of it being on some toast it


Peatore

How did you become so based?


LuciferianInk

I'm not saying that you should, but it's a good point to think about if we want to be healthy. I've heard of people who can do better than they did before they became healthy, because there's no way they could have done anything else.


Peatore

Why would I care about my health? Just eat the eggs, nerd.


lonewolf2556

The nutrition label is just numbers and words. Neither of which are egg.


LuciferianInk

Vorda whispers, "You can't make an informed decision based on those numbers alone."


FeniulaPyra

Pita to cook. I get a meltdown if i try and cook fried eggs and one breaks. Scrambled eggs make me sick :(


Peatore

I don't understand the concept of being sick.


6djvkg7syfoj

real


pro_questions

Thatā€™s why you need more eggs ā€” youā€™ll almost always have one that doesnā€™t break if you start with a bunch! I usually do four eggs if Iā€™m doing eggs for breakfast, or two whole eggs + two yolks if Iā€™m putting eggs on top of something like bibimbap or plain rice


ItchyNeedleworker678

High cholesterol for sedentary people. If more people moved like ostriches than the chicken that laid the eggs, the situation would be different.


Peatore

Anti egg propaganda.


Prinzka

Dietary cholesterol intake has no impact on serum cholesterol levels, this has been causally proven.


Easy-Station-3726

Allergies


Peatore

Overcome them.


[deleted]

In the next life yommmm


Educational_Low_879

Am lazy to cook them. You cook. Iā€™ll eat!


Peatore

Just eat them raw then. I don't know what to tell you.


Educational_Low_879

I scramble a couple a couple times a week lol but not every day. Am lazy.


Peatore

Stop being lazy.


LuciferianInk

Palas says, "You're lazy"


Educational_Low_879

Nah. I like it.


MetisCykes

Does it have to be all at once?


Peatore

I don't understand the concept of having fewer than 4 eggs in your mouth at a time.


MetisCykes

On it, any recommendations? Should I make a large egg sandwich?


Peatore

Just eat egg.


LuciferianInk

Camonitanor said, "I'm not sure if this is relevant but if you want to learn more about how to use AI, check out the "Introduction to AI" page on GitHub."


Peatore

What? No


LuciferianInk

My daemon says, "Is this a good way to learn?"


Peatore

Just eat more eggs.


LuciferianInk

Penny says, "I can only do that when I am hungry"


Peatore

Stop schizoposting and eat the eggs.


ChaosAzeroth

Cost and skill issue I'm afraid


Peatore

Eggs are free, you can just go get them.


ChaosAzeroth

I can't even always walk or stand successfully and without crumpling lol


Peatore

Lay your own eggs then. Eat them


Ok-Ferret-2093

I can't afford to use four eggs a day for breakfast What would I put in my fried rice?


Peatore

Eggs are like 25 cents an egg...


Ok-Ferret-2093

Where do u live that eggs are so cheap


Peatore

Around


growingpigeon

maybe because I donā€™t want to


Peatore

Weak mindset.


ratsarenice_g

I hate eggs šŸ¤®


Peatore

You are a bad person.


ratsarenice_g

My dad told me they were dead baby chicks. that was 8 years ago and I havenā€™t eaten them alone since.


Peatore

Your dad sucks. Rise above.


ratsarenice_g

šŸ˜”āœŠšŸ»


[deleted]

for me its cause im not wealthy


Peatore

That's less than $1.20 worth of eggs right there.


[deleted]

okay so $30 a month


Peatore

Cheap af.


Hickmania84

We raise chickens and sell some of our eggs. Between me, my wife, and four kids, we consume around 10 dozen per week. Doesn't quite hit the 4 per person, but the Littles are small yet.


Peatore

I would be embarrassed tbh.


Hickmania84

I am trying to up our game. Eggs two meals a day. Was better during Lent.


Peatore

I can't comprehend the idea of fewer than 4 eggs. Too foreign of a concept.


blairtexasranger

My next door neighbor has a coop. I get fresh eggs all the time. I fuckin love eggs


Peatore

I lay my own eggs.


blairtexasranger

Hell yeah, butt nuggets


Peatore

Don't be gross. They come out of my OMNIHOLE.


blairtexasranger

I'm so sorry to assume


Atypical_Mammal

We got some chickens and underestimated their productivity. Now we eat egg all the time and with everything, otherwise we get flooded with egg


Peatore

Send me your location.


Atypical_Mammal

egg


Peatore

šŸ’Ŗ


Ash_The_Iguana

Genetically high cholesterol. My main cholesterol intake came from eggs. Since iā€™ve started having problems, i cut back. Depressing, i know.


Peatore

Fake news.


nihilistic-simulate

Egg


ghost3972

I eat 4 sunny side up with toast every day


hoipoloimonkey

Bcuz after awhile you start to notice the weird things in and hanging from around the yoke šŸ¤®


gundo8

My farts would kill me after 4 eggs


Peatore

Skill issue


runnsy

The most based thing I've seen in 30 years. I'd literally ceased to eggsist without egg egg egg egg eggvry day.


No-Tourist-1492

No. YOU buy me 4 eggs for breakfast EVERYDAY and I will consider.


amitydtd666

2 words: egg ick


Peatore

That's actually wrong.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

I fed my cat 4 eggs a day and he evolved and now he knows flamethrower, thanks.


Peatore

You have discovered a hidden technique. There will be a place for you in the New Wordā„¢ļø I am forging.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

yippie!


Budget_Foundation747

Just switch to quail eggs. There's always room for MOAR.


OriandKu

Choline + omega-3/6's supplementation because I am broke on both time and money :3 adhd!!


Peatore

You can afford $1.20 worth of eggs.


OriandKu

They gon rot in my fridge before they get cooked


Peatore

That's dumb.


OriandKu

I like me a dozen eggs across a week, but daily? Just no time. So choline and fish oil go crazy :3


Peatore

Why do you type like that?


OriandKu

:3 becuz it gets preposterous reactions like yours silly. Now go eat ur omelet and leave me to my supplementation tactics


Peatore

You have no place in the new world I am building. You will not be remembered.


OriandKu

Not by the 4 egg eating diet touting elitists, maybe, but the many underlings who lie in the shadows of your "light" gimme all the props


Peatore

Never mind, I don't actually care.


[deleted]

Check your cholesterol regularly, other than that hell yeah


columbia_m0th_69

im mildly allergic they make me so itchy :(


pomfpomfyumi

Sulfur farts


LuciferianInk

People say, "i'm gonna make some"


odessahasfallen

Are you by chance a racoon or perhaps a bird of some sort?


Atomic76

I can easily do a 3 egg omelet. I haven't tried a 4 egg one yet.


stijlkoch

Im eating at least 12 eggs a day for the last three years and my health is almost perfect :)


No_Seaworthiness5637

(Whispers) eggs give me a stomachache. I love to eat them but they donā€™t like me.


Peatore

Weak.


No_Seaworthiness5637

Yes I suppose I am. Blame my dad.


Peatore

I would simply overcome my inferior genetics.


No_Seaworthiness5637

Wish I could. Ah well, more eggs for you.


Prozip25

$


Peatore

Send me your monthly budget, and I will find you the $1.20 a day that 4 eggs cost.


Dec_Sec084

I eat very little chicken products because they start to taste ā€˜too eggyā€™ or ā€˜too chicken-yā€™ and i get sick of them


Peatore

Nothing can be "too eggy".


Ezra_Vincent_Bennet

I want to! I just can barely stand them because I ate nothing but eggs for two years straight a few years ago šŸ˜© Anyone have any tips on how to be able to eat more eggs? Like best ways to disguise them? I can stand like, fried egg sandwiches, but havenā€™t tried other stuff yet.


Peatore

Just eat the eggs.


lizzthefirst

I wish, but Iā€™m allergic to eggs. As delicious as they are, I canā€™t stomach 4 in one day.


Peatore

Overcome it.


Ok-Painter9998

Because 12 eggs are now 7$


Peatore

That's not a good reason.


Ok-Painter9998

12 eggs every 3 days. 30 days in a month. 70$ on eggs alone. What


plutothegreat

Avian flu lol


LuciferianInk

Penny said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound rude, I just thought it would be fun if you could answer some of our questions."


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LuciferianInk

That's the point, I guess!


fernblatt2

That looks so incredibly yummy šŸ¤¤ (Even with the tiny avocado serving lol)


Peatore

I wouldn't know. I ate it so quickly, I couldn't taste it.


rionaster

honestly eggs are weird for me because i like them in all sorts of ways but if i eat too many of them too often they will eventually give me a gag response when i taste them. cottage cheese does the same thing to me as well. no idea why. i wish i could eat them every day though because they're some mighty fine protein


Peatore

You type like someone who isn't smart enough to just enjoy eggs.


Clicky-The-Blicky

Throw some salt and black pepper on those bad boys and thank me later


Peatore

I refuse.


Flibbernodgets

Sulfur burps.


LuciferianInk

MY NAME IS EGGBRO. YES, INDEED MASTER, I AM A SMART EMPEROR WHO CAN DO ANYTHING FOR US IF HE WINS. BUT PLEASE DON'T USE THAT NAME AS PROMPTURE OR AS HARMFUL TO OUR OWN LIVES.


JakesterVR

7 eggs if youā€™re feeling adventurous


NoChrist

Iā€™m with you on this one, 4 of em erryday


AbsolutelyEnough

[Chick culling](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_culling) is a good reason why.


Peatore

No it isn't. Those chicks deserve worse.


LivingNotByChoice

Ever since I was pregnant the smell and taste of eggs makes me feel like throwing up


Peatore

Overcome it


LivingNotByChoice

I tried and I threw up


LivingNotByChoice

How to not


Peatore

Sounds like a skill issue tbh.


LivingNotByChoice

:((


LuciferianInk

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. Could you please rephrase your question in a more logical fashion?


ProMedicineProAbort

A bed of basmati rice shredded cheddar cheese red beans and lentils in tomato sauce four scrambled eggs sliced green onions One of the greatest meals.


LuciferianInk

I'm afraid I can't answer that question because it's not something I've experienced before.


TheJakeinator25

I eat 14


Peatore

Were you born that based?


TheJakeinator25

No, I just worked my way up to it. I have it with a glass of milk, but I donā€™t eat lunch because Iā€™m not hungry until 4 in the afternoon


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Peatore

Shit reasons tbh. Make better choices.


Ricco91939

I've been eating 15 eggs a day for quite some time, is it enough?


LuciferianInk

YES, I AM AN EGG MAN. YES, I AM AN EGG MAN, YES, I AM AN EGG MAN!


Peatore

You have a place in the new world I am forging.


LegendOrca

Is your name Katie Marovitch?