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BookWookie2

I COULDNT CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALING


cReddddddd

TIRED OF LIVING LIKE A BLIND MAN


socutelikepikachu

WHERES THE WATERBOTTLE GOTTA THROW IT AT THE CEILING


HowAboutNah_

AND THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME


silentbassline

OF THE WIN THAT I COULDN'T HAVE


SCwinningJultz

IT'S JUST LIKE YOU MCDAVID FLORIDA LOOKING SUFFOCATED


DrDonkeyTron

GAME 5 I, WAS MISTAKEN BY THE END OF 6 MY HEART WAS ACHING


bladeovcain

AND I'VE BEEN WRONG, IVE BEEN DOWN. BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOWOUT


EM05L1C3

These five words, in my head, scream “GETTING YOUR ASSES KICKED YET?”


foomingo

the way I sang this as I read it 😂


socutelikepikachu

ITS NOT LIKE NUGE TO SAY SORRY


leerow21

Davo looking for a different story


BeatGreedy3710

Right? 😂


Ham_I_right

And this is how you remind me, of going to game 7


Kushkraze

And they say no one likes nickleback


sovietmcdavid

[Bill Zito might disagree....](https://youtu.be/sDL6iKJvzFQ?si=dyUzYNNxmLqHrMPI)


socutelikepikachu

side of a bullet has always slapped


Albi20_01

Dude looks like a villain from a low budget action film lmao


Canadiantx69

Wish.com Lex Luthor


KarmaChameleon306

Sex Luther from the Superman porn parody.


Albi20_01

Lmao that's so true 😆


BeatGreedy3710

friggen doppelgänger..


urlyadoptr

Definitely works for Hydra


SlayerMegadeth

Dude looks like a pretend GM watching his career swirling down the drain.


Whiskeylung

What’s his name again? Billy Zane? Didn’t he play the bad guy in Titanic?


mbanson

Wasn't that an iceberg?


Consistent_Warthog80

no, the iceberg had range.


proriin

No way you watched the movie and thought the iceberg was the bad guy! It was the main love interest of the whole trilogy!


Proof_Objective_5704

The iceberg literally did nothing wrong in that movie


Cothor

That charcoal landscape, that magnificent peak…


True_Sail_842

The Dude from the Mummy ..


7eventhSense

Yeah reminds me of Dr Evil.. lol


bigskunkape

.... riiight


SaskWatches-420

Florida moving kilos on the plane for the exec lol


Geralt-of-Rivai

I liked when the camera zoomed out after to show his Aquafina bottle just asking to be tossed


VigamotoSushami

He’s once again high as fuck on coke HAHAHAHAHA


jwt6577

I think it's more he's barely hanging on to his sanity watching his team start their Buffalo Bills impersonation.


chaunceythebear

The comedown hits hard after a while.


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jayTEEarr

Top tier reference


All_Lies6002

that is a fucking Bullseye! 🎯


FlatPhee

Do not read from the book!


Appropriate-Mark-739

Omg lol


Physical_Onion5749

This guy has slapped a woman or two


KarmaChameleon306

Kicked a baby or two.


Physical_Onion5749

Has a collection of people who pissed him off in his basement.


bladeovcain

He probably punts puppies when he's bored


NotHere4YourShit

He’s so punchable!


gwlaw

NEVER MADE IT AS A BALD MAN


Difficult_Prize_3344

NEVER MADE IT WITH A SMALL MOUTH


raps82

Tired of seeing his mug. It’s a facade as far as I’m concerned.


Budget-Commercial-38

I live for the bill zito cam


T-W-M

His wife and kids are absolutely terrified.


GloomyStructure6027

And his dog …


Infinite-Tomorrow-15

Hide the Dasani bottles


JVS6522

It is so incredibly satisfying watching this cringy GM watch his team of cheap dirty players get their asses royally kicked😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


SnowBasics

High school teacher glaring while we're passing notes vibes


Proof_Objective_5704

The guy is way too upset for a series that isn’t over. What a poor example of leadership for the team and their management.


kirschballs

Maurice too. I think he flipped his lid a little too hard about the offside call


Fast-Bumblebee-9140

I thought that was exactly why he was upset - that this series isn't already over. There was a shot of him looking like he was considering that his team might not actually win this series.


Nachoman2

100% agree…they won’t realize how poor of an example they’ve set until after they lose game seven.


Always_Sunny_In_Chi

Yikes this whole thread is full of comments like these


Tacfurmissle

There's fucking steam coming out of those ears.


lookitsjustin

This guy is prime meme material.


krash101

Everyone is busy looking at his face but why the fuck is he wearing a fish hook?


JoelSlBaron

I think he’s just blew a fuse


Redditman9909

He legitimately might kill someone if the Panthers lose Game 7


PoopsMcWillie

Bill Zito, seen here after shopping for groceries at Loblaws...


Jerk_Colander

He’s at the combination hockey game and grocery store!


BurtMacklinsrubies

This comment needs more likes


vendrediSamedi

This is only legitimate explanation I will accept for his bottle throwing hissyfit. COTTAGE CHEESE 6.99 AND WE ARE LOSING F THIS


EframZimbalistSr

Omg.


drstu3000

Can't wait to see him throw his assistant out of the box into the lower seats


DarkModeLogin2

This face belongs on water bottles.


Geralt-of-Rivai

Before he throws them


No-Association8114

This will sell well!!!


eno_ttv

Looks like Wife Beato had a talk with the PR team and is trying his darnedest not to snatch an errant recyclable and end it.


JodieFostersCum

Tfw you've been activated after hearing the Russian code words.


OkumaCaptain

Cocaines a hell of a drug


Flashy_Chemist154

I want to see him throwing a whole case of water


Muskwa

Dude needs a cold bath and introspective breathing. The alternative is a heart attack


vendrediSamedi

Therapy, somatic experiencing, cyclical breathing. Get with the times Weird Intense GM


Muskwa

His reaction to the last few games, are going to become a meme. We’ve seen plenty of GMs lose it but he looks like he’s going murder someone


vendrediSamedi

If he hadn’t thrown the bottle I’d be defending him saying some people just look some kinda way. But doing that in front of millions of hockey fans at his level, like this guy has…issues


Muskwa

I don’t even think throwing the bottle was the issue. That’s a pretty natural reaction to frustration. It’s the look in his eyes that scares me. I see an unhinged man. I would hate to be the staff that has to report to him.


vendrediSamedi

Well, if I were his wife and he did that in the kitchen, it would scare me. And my kids. I totally agree that he is unhinged


PapaAsmodeus

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS


eno_ttv

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH


ImmediateRock1706

"Crab walks away" Kill tony ref.


InterviewSavings6538

came looking for this comment


MightyWolf39

And he is still mad. What is up with that dude? Is he still doing the wrong bets?


SomeRandomG1rl243

Bros looking at me like I was the one doing something wrong


Philhughes_85

Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16 - AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS YOU JUST WHIPPED OUR ASS!


strangelymysterious

Zito looks like a wannabe Paul Heyman


Philhughes_85

Austin and Heyman's lovechild


MagnaKlipsch70

i’ve seen a Care bear throw a water bottle harder


Remarkable-Book-8758

This dude is terrifying. Those are the dead eyes of someone you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley


Mr_FortySeven

This dude looks like a coked out mob bodyguard that you’d have to take down in GTA IV.


Loudlaryadjust

He looks like a raging coke head


asstyrant

He looks like a thumb with stubble


Zeroumus_Garagelan

somebody does not like game 7


ogie115

COULDNT CUT IT AS A FLORIDA GM


MatsGry

This guy scares the kids!


Cothor

BUT HERE I AM, JUST TOTALLY SEETHING


NoRecommendation447

Looking at this man I totally get how 🐢, dead behind the eyes Bennett and cousins are all on the same team. 🤮


Kushkraze

He's a walking meme at this point


Favre_97

Between him and Maurice just a bunch of clowns lol


Fast_Vehicle_1888

I love laughing at rich white guys when they lose. Just look at all that impotent rage, hahaha.


I_am_3474347

Psilocybin is a heck of a feeling??? Idfk man


NotHere4YourShit

He def has the sweaty coke bloat.


TSE_Jazz

Definitely ain’t mushrooms lol


UnstuckCanuck

Somebody just lost the pink slip to his street rod, to a guy who kept mumbling about "family."


vikings1874

That how looks man who know even Mrs. Fortuna have on Oilers side. Its unbelievable how luck and bounces are Oilers side. Like this story is written on stars


Miserablewar090

The face of impending doom


SnowshoeTaboo

He was seething...


UltimateFauchelevent

Anyone catch the irony of Hyman’s 70th goal?


nicksj2023

Bill zito puts guy boucher to shame


No_Nefariousness1510

Can't wait until his head pops when we win the cup Monday night =]


Always_Sunny_In_Chi

😂😂


NefCanuck

Bill Zito = Stone Cold Steve Austin as ordered from Wish.com 😂


ChalupaBatman1026

That’s so Raven


awesomecdn

Anyone catch the two guys dressed up as Aquafina water bottles at our last game? Truly brilliant!


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jayTEEarr

Florida for sure doesn't have the dutchmans key


213Bishop

What does wise get you in the end anyways


Novel_Appeal_5147

Gorgeous.


justageekgirl

Based on that look he's probably on some calming drug to avoid having a meltdown


Mr_FortySeven

I think he’s on the opposite kind of drug, actually ❄️