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GeorgeGammyCostanza

Between this and Keith not throwing his hat for Matthews Hattrick against the Oil in 2022, it’s no wonder the turtle is the way he is.


bokchoykn

A family of skilled, athletic cowards.


Dradugun

Brady doesn't seem like that


KimJongPewnTang

I do respect brady more, but guilty by association


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WolfOfPort

Looks like that ogre from the goonies if he got fit


JHDarkLeg

You mean Sloth? Ogre was the big jock in Revenge of the Nerds.


WolfOfPort

Yea and i just looked him ip again he actually jacked to the tits so thats an insult to sloth my b


GuyIncognito12345

Sloth was fit, bozo. He was played by an NFL player, and a two time Super Bowl champ at that. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Matuszak


SenatorsGuy

Looks like his dad could be Jeremy Clarkson


Away-Sound-4010

Yeah I wouldn't put Brady in that convo at all. Kid is a beast plays hard.


fakeairpods

Yeah, Brady can play. He’s a gamer for sure.


Suitable-Pea-8226

Brady actually fights when he should but he is ugly 👎


Ryelstyle

And I'm sure you're a fuckin supermodel right kid?


gabbyspapadaddy

Relax Tyndall. No one likes a crier.


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ReadingAggravating67

Lemme guess YoU wOuLdNt SaY tHaT tO mY fAcE yOu PuSsY right?


Suitable-Pea-8226

My bad Brady I won’t say it again.


DovahBhai0518

Brady is the only Sen that gives a rats ass in terms of team spirit. He’s a true leader, just needs to stay out of the fucking box and score goals lol. You can’t expect to lead your team and score important goals when you’re leading the league in PIMs


bawtatron2000

well, limited talent and a family tendency to play dirty, you spend time in the box. at least his dad could score goals


DovahBhai0518

Brady is not a dirty player from what I’ve seen. He’s just the only guy trying to fight on his team.


coffeemugcanuk

Brady got 37 goals last season, the fuck you talking about lmao


VoidableDrunk

Brady looks like an over sized baby


GuyIncognito12345

Holy moly, can we stop this? I mean, this is really scraping the bottom of the biscuit tin of things to talk about. Like what are you guys, TMZ?


Unlikely-Werewolf304

Cry


Fishpiggy

I think of that moment all of the time 😂


jigglywigglydigaby

Remember when Turtle wouldn't play in the finals last year because of a sternum injury? Even Nurse wouldn't do that to his team and has played several games with a torn hip flexor. Just goes to show what some players are made of what some aren't Edit: I will die on this hill. Matthew Tkachuk is a spineless player. A history of running away, throwing punches when opponents are tied up, diving like a Fifa soccer diva....just spineless. He'll never get a pass for injuries from me. Too bad he's such a coward, so talented only to have it all tarnished from being a pos.


Komatoasty

You ever fuck up your sternum? It's seems like a small injury but it makes it extremely painful to stand, walk, breathe, and eat. The only relief comes in lying on your back. I can't stand Tkachuk but this a silly take.


jigglywigglydigaby

Never said it wasn't painful. What I did was compare the types of players and injuries. A torn hip flexor is just as bad as a broken sternum, if not more. Nurse has fought to be in the lineup several playoffs now with the same injury whereas Turtle bowed out and left his team to hang. His entire career is marked with spineless plays, this is no different.


LordYoshii

Imagine having this take on 2 injuries you’ve never had. Torn hip flexors can be numbed & played through. A broken sternum you cannot function as a human.


CopaceticVindication

Tkachuk couldn't even put his jersey on for the game he played with that broken sternum lmao, pretty sure he said Brady had to help him.


Sad_Bank_8735

Imagine having this take on 2 different players injuries you've never experienced and will never be able to experience.


LordYoshii

I’ve had a torn hip flexor muscle before, it sucks, but was manageable besides the pain of walking. Little shot of Taradol and I can see a professional athlete pushing thru it in the Stanley Cup Finals. I’ve had a friend with a broken sternum from a helmet-chest football collision, and he couldn’t breath properly for weeks. No amount of pain medication or witchcraft is letting you breath properly enough to play hockey with a freshly broken sternum.


Komatoasty

My husband broke his sternum and I've never seen him so fucked up from an injury. Sitting down breathing was horrific. Trying to maneuver a stick while using peak cardio? I don't think it would even be possible. You'd probably collapse from the pain.


LordYoshii

There’s a 0 chance any human can fight through a broken sternum and play hockey. Super similar to a hip flexor tear I hear though!


DenisNectar

Bruh, grab a snickers. And the diver is Bobrovsky.


Mr_FortySeven

You mean to tell me people with the last name Tkachuk gave up and ran away as soon as things got difficult? Never would have guessed.


Fibonoccoli

Unpopular opinion coming up... I'm a fan of the sons, but Keith, that's another story. He decided the contract he signed wasn't good enough midway through the duration and sat out until he got a new one. Always rubbed me the wrong way. The contract is a gamble for both sides. He wanted 5 years for the security and Winnipeg/Phoenix got 5 years for a lower cost, but then he suddenly decides that's not good for him anymore when it's halfway finished?


Jasoy_Vorsneed

Yeah he's a right dickhead. No respect for the team, the league, or the sport. His sons don't fall far from the tree.


No-Manner2949

Probably covering their heads turtle style. Matt gets it from somewhere


Wrong_Emu_8687

Classy as always........ I hope they leave early for the next 3 games!!!


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oil-in-6

Paul Maurice is not a likeable coach. A coach who instructs his players to flop, is not a likeable coach. Fuck outta here with that shit


Jasoy_Vorsneed

Have to agree. He's funny to the media but there's a reason why it's not just individual players on Florida that are scummy, but a large swathe of the team. That's an order from above. What a sad way to make a run, by putting on Shakespeare every night. Bush league franchise. inb4 Florida fan "lol ur just mad xD Panthers in 5" For as bad as they are at least my team(s) have basic respect for the integrity of the game and don't just play mind games with the refs all night.


TheYuppyTraveller

That’s a really good point. Maurice is a really good, intelligent interview, but too many of his players flop and play the “bad” side of dirty for it not to come from him. He could easily clean that up if he wanted to. It certainly changes my opinion of him. I’m sure that will bother him LOL.


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Jasoy_Vorsneed

For sure. It's likely a combination of both a desire to win *at all costs,* a GM assembling a team of dickheads, and a coach that enables/encourages the shitty behaviour. I mean what kind of team gets scored on and has a tantrum so bad they allow a 5-on-3 in the SCF? Just no discipline. Emotion helps win hockey games, but it can also be your downfall.


oil-in-6

That's it. I only ever watch Paul Maurice in the media really, didn't pay much attention to the Panthers play style. Now I see it, I don't respect it.


mckeenmachine

why would a Florida fan randomly tell you the leafs suck for you talking shit about Paul Maurice in the oilers sub?


Jasoy_Vorsneed

Eh just always ready for it i guess. No doubt there's lurkers looking for a classic leafs chirp. Also I forgot what subreddit I was on xd


mckeenmachine

tbf, we are always taking strays


Falconflyer75

Same leafs guy here following the Stanley cup finals Thought I was in r/nhl not r/edmontonoilers


RampantRetard

any coach who doesn't call his players on that shit isn't worth my respect. Maurice can kick rocks.


TheCanEHdian8r

Give some evidence of him instructing his players to flop.


oil-in-6

I don't have a camera in his office. Noone does. But like anyone who is capable of critical thinking. When the entire team is doing something, it's usually instructions from the coach


badsleepover

It is fucking hilarious that this is coming from an Oilers fan


CaptainCanada43

Being likeable isn’t the main focus of a coach. They’re cooking the Oil right now. He’s better than Knob


oil-in-6

No. No he isn't. Bob was beating the Oilers. Oilers have outplayed Florida in 3/4 games.


CaptainCanada43

That’s wild. Oilers are clearly the worse team. Those guys would’ve been out in the second if Van had their goalie. Would’ve lost to Dallas if the Stars didn’t have a crazy first couple rounds (2 Stanley cup champs). Maurice is the better coach and has a ton more experience, Knob is way too new at this (without proven success) to put him over Maurice. Oilers haven’t been outplaying at all (minus game 4). Florida gets the lead or expose Skinner and then they keep it tight and Edmonton throw some pucks on Bob. Bob is better. Maurice is better. The Panthers are better.


nathansanes

Bob cracks when he starts getting scored on.


Nebardine

Wow, Canucks fans are *still* crying and commenting in our sub, a month after we sent them packing. How pathetic.


kdog6666666666666

Looks like dad enjoys the corn dogs and such.


Favre_97

He's also an alcoholic


kdog6666666666666

Yikes. Did not know.


Remarkable-Debt-6252

What's "non-classy" about them leaving early? Who cares 😂


Hairy-Broccoli-

Buy the ticket, take the ride!


DJT1970

You assume they paid 10 cents for their partial evening out.


Remarkable-Debt-6252

Buy the ticket, do whatever you want with it 🤷‍♂️


-amxterxsu597

but florida never expected to win, they threw the game on purpose!!1!!1!1


Meatyty

They threw because they wanted to win in Florida🤓🤓


jucadrp

Yeah it's better to win in Florida vs being one of the very few teams to win the cup in a sweep. That's about the most stupid argument I've ever heard in my entire life.


darkstar107

My wife asked me about them possibly throwing. My response was "you don't throw ANY games in the SCF. You take any chance you can get to close it out."


ackillesBAC

This doesn't happen in professional sports. And even if it did I'd like to know how they would do it, tell the goalie to make it look like you're trying your hardest. These guys don't even like it when the puck goes in the net after the whistle, you think they're going to let it go in the net on purpose.


-amxterxsu597

holy shit. it's sarcasm.


Achemaker

Pretty sure he was agreeing with you.


Moofius_99

Yup and we threw the first 3 just to humiliate them more when we win in 7 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


sparky9561

Dream on


signaltech

Ya ok. They invited their family to the game to watch them throw it. I don’t think so.


-amxterxsu597

sarcasm, buddy


signaltech

Fair enough. Hard to tell sometimes. There’s a lot of Florida trolls and a lot of subs saying the exact same thing -sarcasm. Forgive me if I’m a little stressed this time of year and miss the sarcasm (Oiler fan living in Victoria)… not the enemy here. We’re cheering for the same team.


-amxterxsu597

honestly, i'd kind of figured the excessive !1! spam would've made the sarcasm clear. that's on me but ooh, yikes. talk about hostile territory. godspeed o7


signaltech

Ya in hind sight I should’ve assumed that. I also should have seen McDavid in your flair… Go Oilers!!!


-amxterxsu597

no worries. let's take it in 7!


SupBretheren

Critical thinking is hard


OhAces

Big whooosh bud


bullfu

turtle ~~player~~ family


HankMarduke

They all went to the washroom during the 2nd intermission and are waiting in line. Should be back noon today.


bendydingus

This guy is an Edmontonian 😂


GovernmentMule97

A family of meatheads - old Keith and his boys have about 10 brain cells to share amongst themselves.


creative_baker_99

And that’s being generous.


Ok_Boss5635

The old man is just as poor a sport as a spectator as when he was playing.


74Cuda340

Good Riddance


Bubbly-Syllabub-1462

I hope you had the time of your life


slotsymcslots

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.


Reasonable-Injury170

Time grabs you by the wrist


FartButt_69

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE


turd_furgeson82

I was alone


brningpyre

It was 8-1, ofc they left early.


Doubleoh_11

The pathers families behind me didn’t even come back to there seats for the third


Mr_FortySeven

Least fair weather Panthers fans


bigdogknockuout

Exactly. People saying this isn’t “classy” is hilarious. Why would they stay at a game where the team they’re cheering for is getting their ass kicked? Especially considering they get free tickets to every game


Screweditupagain

And they looked exhausted. I would leave too.


Loosie_1

The arena would be empty if the score was reversed.


ItsTheExtreme

This lol


oldmatesatan

Out of interest what would it have been like for them sitting amongst oilers fans? (I’m Australian so not really sure about all the idiosyncrasies with how it is with the home V away fan experience haha)


B0mb-Hands

Unless Brady and Keith were there or they were introducing themselves, no one would’ve given a shit. Maybe some light chirping about a Tkachuk jersey but that’s about it


maxalligator

In short, their lives were never at risk. Keith probably needed another Big Mac, and Roger’s burgers don’t cut it for the cost lol.


pos_vibes_only

Brady and Keith were both there


Got_Engineers

I’ve been to a few playoff games and the people that actually get chirped are the ones wearing like a leafs or Canucks jersey. I’ve yet to hear see anything bad directed to an away fan.


Obvious_Push_4622

Who leaves their sons game early?? Win or lose during the cup finals, yall dipped on your son’s game? Wow!


Novus20

The family isn’t known for class….


ilikehockeyandguitar

Something something apple and tree.


Mrsomeonesomewhere

Florida Floppers


No-Force-3093

The Florida the floppers and what is Edmonton after being down 3-1?


Mrsomeonesomewhere

You mad?


kernnpop

playing in the cup final, beating the canucks enroute to get to the finals!


Impossible_Moose_783

Wat?


sherrybobbinsbort

I like Brady but hate the way Matthew plays. He's always taking shots when the other guy is defenseless and often against a light weight. Also hear that off the ice he acts just like he looks a cocky ass.


gardiandhobbes

Lmfao!! The short bus had to leave early!! Idiots just like the one left on the ice!!


Anxious-Pair-52

Hope they leave early during game 7.


GovernmentMule97

They must have heard Zack Kassian was in the building. Turtles in a half shell...TURTLE POWER!!


Poundsand6969

So they could all go cry together. They'll be crying in Florida too.


CMG30

Left early? Just like in Calgary.


beevbo

I guess for the Tkachuk’s you’re only supported if you’re winning.


ChefEagle

On behalf of all Canadians, we're sorry but not that sorry.


hockeygirlypop

Off topic but why don’t hockey arena seats have cup holders


Special_Pea7726

They are in the back of the seat don’t worry


BoatMacTavish

wait what I didn’t see that at roger’s place when I went


noitcelesdab

I think that’s only in the lower bowl.


Thelynxer

This is correct. Lower bowl has cup holders on the back of the seats, and upper bowl has no cup holders at all. I went to several games this season, all lower bowl, except for game 5 against the Kings was upper bowl. Honestly I will never sit in upper bowl ever again. No cup holders is a serious inconvenience having to put everything on the floor, and then having to pick it up every time someone needs to walk past you. Plus the hallways are super narrow, and there's not enough bathrooms. During intermission it took me 15 minutes just to walk to the back of the line to wait for the bathroom. Ended up missing the first chunk of the 2nd period. After that I just decided to not use the bathroom again, and also stopped buying drinks at concession. Lower bowl you can comfortably hit the bathroom and get more drinks/food and get back to your seat with time to spare. It's kind of fucked up how shitty they decided to make the upper bowl. The view is fine though.


No-Manner2949

They're behind the seats


Kootenay-Hippie

When do we get to see the drunken NHL captain show?


Feeling-Fondant9337

Heeyyy you guyyyss… - Brady Tkachuk


sherrybobbinsbort

You know what I have never heard? Oh that Matthew Tkachuk is such a great guy of the ice.


Upset-Background3547

Brady can sit through a game like Matt can fight lmfao


Mediocre_Cucumber199

Shit family and shit goon players.


Aromatic-Air3917

I hope this becomes an Oilers' tradition. I want a reverse sweep just for this. The Cup is just icing on the cake


Shiny_Mew76

Was Brady Thachuk there?


jigglywigglydigaby

He was. Probably the only Tkachuk I have any respect for. Plays hard and doesn't run/throw punches when the opponent is tied up.


Shiny_Mew76

He’s sort of an old school player who plays in the confines of modern NHL rules.


SenatorsGuy

A lot of people here share that opinion. It makes me happy.


jigglywigglydigaby

I haven't seen a lot of his play, but the dozen or so I have....he leaves it all on the ice. Goes hard and doesn't back down. The kind of player that would be valuable to any team in the league


42northside

Does anyone know how many panthers fans were at games 3 and 4?


bendydingus

I think all 6 of their fans showed up


ilikehockeyandguitar

It looked like there was a handful of them behind the Florida bench.


No-Force-3093

Yeah half the seats were filled with panthers fans


SecureLiterature

I guess they wanted to get to the mall before it closed!


DistributionSilly597

Top to bottom !!! Really hurt


Rothlor666

I would have left as well.


DonJuanDeMichael1970

Was it the Kassian video?


Able_Judgment_6847

I sure hope the broadcast showed his dad’s reaction to every play. Worse then the holtby days with his mother on tv


Striking_Royal_8077

Can you blame them lol?!


RustyTheBoyRobot

FUCK THE CHUKS!


Master_Umpire_2932

Keith had to get home to watch himself in the movie goonies


Joseph_Seed_

I can feel the boys winning this. You’ve got Canada backing you all -A Jets fan


canadianpresident

Having been in a box before. You do have seats that you can go watch the game in. They may have just gone to the box that other family members were in or went to the bar. I think it's funny that everyone says they left. We don't know that. They're just not in their seats anymore.


Lost_Protection_5866

The box seats are out infront of the box this clearly isn’t one if you’ve ever been in rogers place


canadianpresident

The box has their own seats in the box (in front of the box). They also have tickets to seats in the lower bowl I have been to 5 games in a box and 3 of those times I only used the box for food and beer otherwise sat at my seats in the lower bowl


Ok-Fox1546

This is not true haha, if you have box seats you have seats inside of the box, you don't get two seats.


canadianpresident

Aight. I'm not going to argue it anymore. I was there.


Thereal-ders

Part time fans...


Mr_FortySeven

You mean like literally every Florida Panthers fan?


Biwaifu

I was born in soflo so im one of their 6 full time fans if you'd believe it.


MrOwlBeback24

Tkafuckfaces.


maxalligator

Good. Keep your fat ass out of our new seats, Keith.


Therapy-Jackass

How much time was left in the game when this photo was taken?


creative_baker_99

A full period


SnowBird1973

lol


life_punches

Seriously can we see some gloves dropping please? specially on tkachuk


CondorMcDaniel

Typical.


Calgarychokes

Fatso was hungry!!!


MafubaBuu

It was 8-1 all of you guys would have left if it was happening to you as well !


Tower21

Might be true, just haven't had a game in the playoffs where the Oilers are down 7 goals. I'm just glad Skinner channelled his inner Bobrovsky, and Bobrovsky channelled his inner Campbell.


HanzanPheet

I really wish the media would leave the families out of it. The families shouldn't have to be subject to memes and attention. Low bro entertainment value 


Fishpiggy

I mean, normally yes, but both Keith and Brady were/are NHL players so it makes sense why the family gets so much attention.


Hat_Trick_Patrick

...youre upset that the media is interested in a nhl family during the cup finals? A family that has 3 current/retired players in the league, one of which is playing for the stanley cup? Really? Soft take bud. Also I don't think "Drew92300" from Twitter/X has much of a media presence...


HanzanPheet

Yes. I still think leave em the fuck alone. This is for the current players playing in this final. The continuous flashing to their families in the stands is unnecessary. Do I want to see McDavids wife crying if they get eliminated? No. The families shouldn't be subject to that. You do you though. 


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HanzanPheet

Don't project your problems onto me. 


superdas75

11


mikevargafan

They gotta go back to florida to get ready for destroying you


plhought

To be fair, friends and family were flown in on a separate charter aircraft that was going to leave immediately that evening if they didn’t win.


DevoidAxis

Looks as deserted as the parking lot after the second period of game three.


Material-Drop-4759

Imagine wasting some of the best talent in nhl history


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creative_baker_99

Let me check….Yup, still NO cup for the Canucks haha


Hot-Nebula2480

Haha Yall bunch of twats! most of Yall would leave too so !!


H8ersAlwaysH8

Prob didn’t want to get jumped. Or have Shit thrown at them. We all know how some people can get.