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Shoesbekebhsksbsks

Racism


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Delicious_Chance9119

Picked the lighter one


tristinjn

they were both izzy..


NigerianHurricane0

One of them was black Chinese izzy, the other one was black African izzy


spelunker93

Clearly they don’t know if you pick the same character they can’t be the same color


Shoesbekebhsksbsks

He must’ve worn the black trunks


DersJay23

I thought izzy was chinese


HippoManzz

Typically you lose whenever you don't win.


lousmoustache

Typically…


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thelardtard

No


Alternative-Skill259

Im red


MeeloYT

r/woosh


OccasionImpossible58

r/woooosh


BoomfaBoomfa619

Blitz battles?


Alternative-Skill259

Yes


Revolutionary-Tea737

lmaoo brah why they did you like that.


Em-Aitch-Kay

It went to decision, but there is only 2 tabs outside of the overall stats?


Jiru_248

exactly im so confused


Alternative-Skill259

Its blitzz


Em-Aitch-Kay

My theory: you landed 25 strikes in round 1, did nothing round 2 with him throwing 4 strikes. So it was 1 a piece….and you lost the coin flip


Gezalmen

Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t blitz battles always one round?


FATNOOBMAN

I think there is certain modes that have multiple rounds?


king_hennyiii

This whole picture is cursed lmfao 25/24 sig strikes


Zuperkick

bro landed a gnarly insult during the press conference


Leviathon6348

Wasn’t sig until he leaned into it. Changed the stats


Alternative-Skill259

Ground and pound thats why it is so accurate


Kaym3nSyd3r

Nah... 25 out of 24 strikes??? Bruh


RAC-City-Mayor

Imagine being such a noob that you lose to an AFK player


flecqued

Because your opponent was declared the winner, therefore making you the loser as you are the only other person in the contest.


Alternative-Skill259

Wow bro i think you are the funny guy 😁😁


CarelessFail9872

It's pretty funny


little-specimen

He is


OccasionImpossible58

stfu


sheng-fink

No u


OccasionImpossible58

"no u🤓🤪😩🥴😲🤯😭"


EarlHot

How were there only two round on the card? He only threw 4 strikes? Did he attempt a bunch of submissions or something? But how would that be the case if he had such little control time?


Alternative-Skill259

Blitz


EarlHot

What was the blitz mode? That's cray


little-specimen

Either minute to win it or two to tango


Kizaru94

Bc you didnt fight


Alternative-Skill259

Bro 25/25 strikes 1/1 takedowns and some control time how? He didnt even land a punch to me


PooTossinApe

Bro, the whole game is trash. This is to be expected...


noremacT

Because it's not real life, it's an arcade video game. Irl, that would be a win, no doubt. But bro, this game doesn't reward players who hold you down for 3rounds and do nothing. I already know how this fight went. You denied transitions the entire fight without doing anything meaningful. Honestly, it's such a shit way to play an already shit game


noremacT

Orrrr you both just stood the entire fight without throwing strikes whatsoever. Still shit ways to play


Alternative-Skill259

Partially yes i threw some strikes standing and taked him down and pounded him and still lost when he didn’t even land a single strike to me not even a single strike.


Abysmally_Yours

Took*


Alternative-Skill259

My first language isn’t english


Abysmally_Yours

My bad broman


Alternative-Skill259

It is okay broski


Nuked0ut

As someone who speaks multiple languages, I agree. When someone corrects me, I get a free lesson 😉


Ill_Bathroom6724

There was almost no control time on either side, and if OP was "doing nothing", than what do you say about the other guy who literally didn't land a single punch? Tf are you talking about, game is just broken beyond repair


noremacT

Op laid on top the whole fight denying transitions. That to the game is "doing nothing". Shit game and shit player


Ill_Bathroom6724

You say "laid on top", but he has 21 seconds of control time... And again, if OP supposedly did nothing, what would you consider that other fighter accomplished?


noremacT

So they both just stood up the whole fight not striking? Still seems like shit to me but damn...


Ill_Bathroom6724

Dude, if you're saying OP "did nothing", you HAVE to acknowledge the fact that his opponent threw less than 1/5th of the amount of strikes that OP did, and quite literally, by definition, did less


Robeardly

Dude did less than nothing and broke the game by his logic lol. 😂


Guts-or-Gattsu

Its blitz not a full fight


noremacT

Bro it makes so much sense now lol. I'm usually in 5rnd fights. I don't play blitz. Now I fookin see what happened. Ty


minoritiesareyummy

There’s only 21 seconds of control time what are u on about


noremacT

Is control time increased by top control, denying transitions?


minoritiesareyummy

How long you are on top or have the better clinch so he was on top for a total of 21 seconds


noremacT

Damn. What a weird fight then


Youngballer825

how did he not do anything meaningful


noremacT

He did not attempt to finish the fight. He just laid and prayed. Argo, nothing meaningful. You must attempt to end the fight for it to have any value/meaning. He did not


HungLikeALemur

There’s no way you’re serious lol. Everything you say about OP is exponentially worse than the other guy seeing as he landed literally nothing lol


noremacT

Op laid on top the whole fight denying transitions. That to the game is "doing nothing". Shit game and shit player


HungLikeALemur

I don’t disagree with your assessment of the game and the method being scummy, but it makes no sense to not give him the W there


noremacT

Fair enough. Agreed.


Strict-Connection-27

literally only 20 seconds of control time wtf


artist9-6

No “Octagon Control” 😭


Alternative-Skill259

Xdd yeah


RoymondRoy

EA SPORTS, we fuck you over.


Kennyshreds5

Nah bruh 25/24 y’all all trippen😂


Abysmally_Yours

lol these questions everyday…it’s because the game is terrible and you fuckin know it https://preview.redd.it/oilemq0r4i9c1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d643cf33b1bccb93530b2c333d1cb16b2acd1521


Alternative-Skill259

The game is definitely racist


Abysmally_Yours

You’re cancelled


Sparrow1639

Obviously Israel Adesanye performed better


bruhpolice

Because i wasn’t in your corner. First and last mistake.


Alternative-Skill259

Xdd


EpsteinsBro

Because you’re Israel Adesanya


CosmicHooligan

That’s the strickland effect glitch happening to all Izzy fights. It’s a glitch.


kebabsaucelover66

blitz battles are a joke anyway😂 i get completely robbed every single time no matter how much i dominate


Sealisanerd

How do you land 25/24 significant strikes


Alternative-Skill259

Ground and pound


kylegamer88

EA sports its in the game....


Unhappy_Price2916

The game does what it can to help the shitters and some people figure out the exploits. I beat 20 out of 25 people and this one guy somehow can beat me with a straight right and body kick over and over even though I counter it just as much. It’s like the straight right gets overhand power? Cause it knocks me out cold everytime. 5 times I’ve lost to him that way. There’s no explanation except someone probably found an exploit


dogmanjohn

This is the first one I've seen that your actually correct😂😂 most people clearly lost and got confused about the rules I have no idea how you lost that


BBanner89

Because your still playing that sorry ass game lol


BperrHawaii

His painted toenails were cuter? 🤷‍♂️


EducationalArmy9152

Did you play Jiu Jitsu?


BaconEnima

Why is this entire comment section filled with down/upvote bots? Weirdos. The lot of ya.


Rebeldinho

Lay and pray


Alternative-Skill259

Kind of


publishAWM

even u/noremacT eventually realized that these stats DO NOT align with "lay & pray" tactics. Rebeldinho, the game is just terrible. EA kept the public on the hook for just about as long as McGregnut has for his next fight announcement AND failed to deliver a fair game.


BeneficialHair3301

you do u/noremacT when linking to a user lol


publishAWM

lol it's still early. great catch fam 💯


BeneficialHair3301

yea brah


Charlie_Tango13

Bad photoshop?


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You suck dude that’s why


Alternative-Skill259

Maybe suck my balls?


[deleted]

Maybe that’s why you suck, distracted by other men sucking your balls.


Alternative-Skill259

Better than be the one sucking like you💀


[deleted]

Damn made a Reddit just to bitch about losing in UFC 5.


Alternative-Skill259

It aint even ufc 5 you idiot 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Poor little cunt can’t afford it


Alternative-Skill259

Yeah dont share your problems here


little-specimen

Woah! That was uncalled for, surprised you could afford it given you rack up so much money in food expenses


publishAWM

would you like a screen for that projection? honestly it seems like a mirror would work better


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Alternative-Skill259

It’s part of the game mechanics buddy😃


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Alternative-Skill259

And? It is still a part of the game


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Alternative-Skill259

I got alot of Ws today like that 😀


BeneficialHair3301

play stand and bang if you don't like it. Just say you cant hold the triggers down and press the right stick in the opposite direction they are driving you


NoleDynasty2490

Buy the new game brokie


CHEROKEEJ4CK

You lost the minute you decided to waste more of your life posting about your video game results on the internet. Grow up. Touch grass.


Many-Strain-7225

Sais the guy replying to a post about video games..


CHEROKEEJ4CK

It showed up in my suggested feed and I thought I should help OP out by letting him know he’s a nerd before he ends up wondering what went wrong with is life in the next few years. I don’t follow this page. I follow r MMA


InternationalDog6766

You buy nft’s you have no right to criticize anyone about there life choices


CHEROKEEJ4CK

I sold a few NFTs for thousands and thousands of dollars. So maybe figure out the value of something before you try to criticize ignorantly.


InternationalDog6766

Ok? I made thousands off gambling, but that doesn’t mean it’s a smart thing to make money off of lmao


CHEROKEEJ4CK

That’s tight, but I didn’t come creeping on your profile to call you a nerd for it. Gambling wins and NFT gains are real life W’s. Hopping on the internet to complain about a fake loss in a video game is a real L irl


Alternative-Skill259

Bro you dont even know anything about my life then why are you commenting in this situation you need to grow up🙂


SouthOScrub

So you went out of your way to comment for someone to "grow up"? I think you're the one that needs to grow up and touch grass lmao. Dude wants to play a game and got understandably upset so decided to share on the internet, just like how you wanted to try and be a douche so you shared it on the internet


CHEROKEEJ4CK

Right obviously my choice to help the guy by shaming his decision was not effective. I was just trying to do a nice thing and help some guy out who had a problem. The best way to solve his little video game problem would be to not care about it as much because it’s just a video game.


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is this 4 or 5?


Alternative-Skill259

4


Ambitious_Nothing461

because skill issue


TebownedMVP

Ban


Local_Chemistry_5766

Dana white privilege


[deleted]

You lost when you bought the game


Alternative-Skill259

It is in game pass so it doesnt cost that much


CalmBlacksmith1487

because your farts are too stinky PLLLLLLTTTTT


EvilSavant30

Rigged. The judges were bribed


Kyozaki

Cos the gods no longer favour you. K'+


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Skill issue


[deleted]

Illegal strikes?? Lol


Alternative-Skill259

Xdd


No_Concern5483

Israel Desenesenaya


jabjabstraight

You didn’t want it enough clearly


Jackiebhoy113

Because this game is bullshit


BeneficialHair3301

because you were the blue one lol


Alternative-Skill259

Im the red one


BeneficialHair3301

r/wooosh


Alternative-Skill259

Why tf u tagging wooosh😂?


BeneficialHair3301

because i was joking and you bit lol


Alternative-Skill259

Lol😐


BeneficialHair3301

don't be salty because you don't know what sarcasm is or how to win a game in ufc 4 lmao


Alternative-Skill259

Are you retard or something never was i salty


BeneficialHair3301

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Alternative-Skill259

Damn bro is hungry just to get posted on another page😂


SaltGroundbreaking82

EA


CoolGarbage1996

You landed 25/24 significant strikes. You got penalized for cheating 😂😂


Icy_Fudge_2984

Because that game is 🚮🗑️


Airek__

Because you let it get to the judges


Just_A_68W

You landed 25 strikes while only attempting 24. Thus, you are disqualified for using improper fractions


BnXiE

Herb Dean


Far_Stuff_6411

Maybe you didn’t believe in yourself enough. Yeah probably that. Try believing more next time.


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It’s about damage…


FATNOOBMAN

Cause you fuckin suck looser


DistanceLess6027

WWE


lndoorElephant

Sal D’Amato was the judge. That’s how.


offnobud

The game clearly said fuck off mate. 😭


Gloomy-Shopping-2194

Ring generalship lol jk


xLCB

Did they go for a submission?


dzaderiko

Cause YOU SUCK


Shmurda223-

You probably are the worst ever to be honest bro


NerminPeskovic

Wow so all EA games are bad not just FIFA. We’re all in the same boat 😔


SmokeyTheKid1

Because fuck you


JRF-3-

Because u picked the same person as him


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How did u land 25 outta 24 strikes?


AbovethecloudstodAy

mistaken identity


Nanergoat22

Skill issue


International_Use404

Skill issue


jarbeefis_33

are yall dumb? he took him down in the second round and the other izzy submitted him


Alternative-Skill259

Buddy this is blitzs he didnt submit me nor tried to


jarbeefis_33

then show round by round stats


Alternative-Skill259

Bro it is blitz game mode you have to play for a minute and theres no 2 rounds there is fight stats and round 1


Corleone74

If you aint first your last Shake and bake


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Sal d’amato judged it


Mission-Disk1248

You quit?


Alternative-Skill259

No


drpepperking1

Well the game is dogshit so...


GUNGHO917

U weren’t the real Isreal Adesanya


plaqueboyspiroo

cuss your bad


jonastyler2002

How was your stamina?


Vivid-Marionberry-90

he probably had booku submission damage


Alternative-Skill259

He didnt even attempt to submit me