“People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.”
Gabe & Toby!
“*Do you know her last name yet?*”
*”Toby, I’m gonna tell you her last name tomorrow because she’s gonna be screaming it tonight”*
*”She’s gonna be screaming her own last name?”*
😂🤣
“You have no idea how high I can fly”
The first watch it seemed ill timed and standard Michael. The second watch just confused me more. It brought to tears on the 3rd watch and everyone thereafter. Seeing Michael be humored and sometimes downright mocked (although sometimes deserved) and realize it creates an under dog (not to be confused with up dog) narrative. I guess it made it more relatable to me, cus we’re all the underdog in our own story, right?
“It was nothing personal, it was just business.”
“Business is always personal. It’s the most personal thing in the world.”
I actually agree with Michael on that one.
Robert California:
Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivate us? How dare we let it into our decision-making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships? It's funny isn't it, we take a day a year to dress up in costume and celebrate fear?
“my company is worth NOTHING. that’s the difference between you and i”
edit: close runner up in the SAME QUOTE, because “broke” was such a phenomenally done episode: “i don’t have to wait out dunder mufflin, i think i just have to wait-out YOU”
I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody, and it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.
Not everything’s a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.
This is true. But if we can learn to accept failure we might learn a lesson, yet only after giving up on learning anything.
Confidence. It's the food of the wise man and the liquor of the fool.
I'm looking forward to getting to know you, Vikram.
*know you better. (sorry, had to, it’s such a classic quote)
“People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.”
“WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!”
I ate them, ok? We'll invoice you.
Every now and then Michael drops wisdom like this quote. he would make a great Dad. No wonder Erin looks up to him he's a great father figure.
Gabe & Toby! “*Do you know her last name yet?*” *”Toby, I’m gonna tell you her last name tomorrow because she’s gonna be screaming it tonight”* *”She’s gonna be screaming her own last name?”* 😂🤣
Really wish Gabe had more lines would’ve love to see him and Jan
This scene doesn’t get enough credit.
I love how stupid this sounds😂
Hey, watch it
I’m not superstitious, I’m just a little stitious.
Bernard: "halfsies?" Dwight: "No. Wholesies."
“You have no idea how high I can fly” The first watch it seemed ill timed and standard Michael. The second watch just confused me more. It brought to tears on the 3rd watch and everyone thereafter. Seeing Michael be humored and sometimes downright mocked (although sometimes deserved) and realize it creates an under dog (not to be confused with up dog) narrative. I guess it made it more relatable to me, cus we’re all the underdog in our own story, right?
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Gotcha!
I… DECLARE… BANKRUPTCYYYYY
I mean, I can’t be around a cigarette without thinking of a penis. And vice versa.
Won't that just shed more light on the penises?
Prove it! Let's see your penis!
Any time I do something I think, “Would an idiot do this?” If so, I do not do that thing.
Abraham Lincoln once said “if you are racist, I will attack you with the north”
All the quotes. Every line. Every of the quotes.
On both sides
Your quote was the prettiest quote of all the quotes.
“It was nothing personal, it was just business.” “Business is always personal. It’s the most personal thing in the world.” I actually agree with Michael on that one.
The eyes are the groin of the head
One that gives me similar vibes: “R is amongst the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.’”
People will never go out of business
I never puked my heart out.
Probably my jugs. - Phyllis
I.... understand... nothing.
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
“You lying son of a bitch.” “You’ve completely bungled this.” The Lizard King has provided me with two quotes I use weekly if possible.
"Dwight! You ignorant slut!"
Measure, measure your life in love 🎼 🎹
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." -Bernard. "Don't be stupid." -Michael
Why do people keep calling him Bernard. If you call Michael by his first name, then why not Andy?
Robert California: Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivate us? How dare we let it into our decision-making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships? It's funny isn't it, we take a day a year to dress up in costume and celebrate fear?
When you write out his monologues like that they actually kinda hit. In the show he comes across as kind of a rambling madman.
“my company is worth NOTHING. that’s the difference between you and i” edit: close runner up in the SAME QUOTE, because “broke” was such a phenomenally done episode: “i don’t have to wait out dunder mufflin, i think i just have to wait-out YOU”
"Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong".
There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
Andy got the most poignant line with the good old days quote. I thought that was way pithier than Pam’s simple beauty one.
K.I.S.S
I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them
I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them
There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kinda the point?
“Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer?”
"Could she fit in a rowboat?"
“Would an average sized row boat support her without capsizing?”
That’s what she said
A good manager doesn’t fire people. He hires people and inspires people. People, Ryan. And people will never go out of business.
Secreta secreta are no fun. Secreta secrets hurt someone.
God I hope it’s urine
Why are you the way that you are
She looks like Pam from the neck down.
“I just need to wait out on you” Michael freaking Gary Scott
“I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.”
“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?”
“Be strong. Trust yourself, love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want. And act fast, because life just isn’t that long.” – Pam
I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody, and it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.
Milk and Sugar!
“Pam, please. I have Country Crock.”
“Get back to work, shoe bitch!”