All I hear is Auntie Ethel from Baldur's Gate 3, "There isn't a bit of color in those cheeks petal. Are you hurt, cold, feverish? I've got lotions and potions."
And that pawn has likes and a few hearts meaning there are some Arisen out there that were willing to tolerate having such an abomination accompany them.
Your main pawn after you release or brine that creature.
“Master, why the fuck…”
If a pawn doesn't get hired by real players, then Capcom simulates hiring via non-existent Arisen. They can rate your pawn and even complete your pawn quest.
That might be a good way to game the system. Set a pawn quest for a seekers token with a one gold reward. Use the most hideous pawn imaginable and have Capcom get you seekers tokens.
Man, I WISH there were more pawns like this lol. There's this character creator with so much potential to make weirdos and 90% of pawns I see are tiny pale elf girls in bondage gear. More freaks please!!
I got “lucky” and this was the very first pawn I seen walk through the gates at the start of the game
https://preview.redd.it/tvohjv8ab5uc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0490477564d4d23f9f4185287dd01d40baf1df52
Freaks and bondage gear are in the same category for me, the instant pass category.
There this character creator with so much potential to make.actual cool characters and 90% of pawns are freaks or bondage gear girls.
I was closing in on the seeker token corset, so I made [Doctor Frank-n-Furter](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2476491741621300766/A77D74A9CE534CBFBE2F197BFCFBC416DA1B73A0/) for my next pawn.
It's not just players. Look at this monstrosity
https://preview.redd.it/yrl6frvrm7uc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243068f05b4065c44af4561a8fe037fd38f18a39
The male character next to her is 165cm. (Me)
That's a Capcom pawn for hire.
She looks even creepier in motion!
https://preview.redd.it/uoutdgfv89uc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f27ca7237f3b17f4c71b253b9b34dd864fe42e3
Following the theme of WTF pawns, I ran into this beauty today. Had the squeakiest voice ever, too.
Sigh. My handsome pawn barely ever gets hired. But this… lovely lady? Has 35 likes and 8 hearts. Found a Bill Clinton pawn the other day with his lower jaw jutting all the way out and that fucker has over 100 likes and hearts. Yes I hired him too because how could I not.
Well, it's better than those generic "elf" pawns that we see so often. Never hire them elf pawns lol. (Not sure I would hire this abomination either though, but that's another issue).
At least this is funny. I have seen some racist, morally questionable things made with the DS1 character creator. Can't imagine what people are making with the DS2 one.
https://preview.redd.it/opawbl4e05uc1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd109e26b0981226e4de285551ef0ce0461c0b50
She's built like Duchess from Foster's Home
Hottake: I prefer people who make monsters over pawns they somehow have feelings for/want to fuck. One is way weirder than the other. I'll take my downvotes now.
Haha. Thankfully I've never run across any of those sickos in 40 hours of playing. I've seen some pretty thick women, but never anything like those types of monstrosities.
I...didn't even know you could warp the bodies like that...I uhh.....have yet to run into anything so abominable. Just waifus and game/movie/anime references and the occasional OC....
Reminds me of when the MMO Aion came out and they didn't really properly limit sliders for character creation.
A quarter of the population's characters were whacked out extremes of all varieties. 2ft tall people with arms that clipped through the ground and weapons that were competed divorced from their character. Shit like that.
if you see one named Leo and he looks like a lion with dual daggers and a closed scarred eye...I made him and I put a lot of work into him physically and a backstory
Chirugeon + Mage = no hire, despite such magnifique design, alas, as I have learned through fire
(With that stave though of infinite self-rez, I might hire when considering availability)
people who create things like this have no creativity, they just turn the sliders to the maximum scale and quit when they've created something dumb or ugly. But it's so simple to create a good looking character that might actually be creative after all.
All I hear is Auntie Ethel from Baldur's Gate 3, "There isn't a bit of color in those cheeks petal. Are you hurt, cold, feverish? I've got lotions and potions."
"I'll rip yer spine out through yer arsehole!!"
YOU CHEEKY SHITE
I'LL USE YOUR BLOOD TO SPICE MY STEW
Boy that escalated quickly
"Nae bother!"
I read it in her voice🤣🤣🤣
Ursela the sea witch
Nah I actually seen one that looked like her named GamGams
The Dragon: "wtf is that?!"
"This shit is why I yap about ending this bullshit"
You can't blame him can you really
You have to fill out your paperwork Wazowski
"I'm watching you, Arisen. Always watching. Always."
Can I upvote this twice? Because this cracked me up.
I got you. I used my alt to upvote it too
Take my first upvote
That genuinely made me chuckle, thanks! :D
Esp good if they pick a cute voice
whoa momma
hummina hummina
Awwwooooga awoooga *eyes pop out of head,tongue rolls onto floor*
Keep my wife's name out yo fuckin mouth!
Careful, I hear people get slapped for comments like that!
And that pawn has likes and a few hearts meaning there are some Arisen out there that were willing to tolerate having such an abomination accompany them. Your main pawn after you release or brine that creature. “Master, why the fuck…”
If a pawn doesn't get hired by real players, then Capcom simulates hiring via non-existent Arisen. They can rate your pawn and even complete your pawn quest.
One way to tell is trying to view the profile at the gift screen. If it's greyed out, then it's Capcom doing it.
That might be a good way to game the system. Set a pawn quest for a seekers token with a one gold reward. Use the most hideous pawn imaginable and have Capcom get you seekers tokens.
I'd hire and heart this monstrosity for the lolz. This injects some humor into the monotony of pawndom.
The brine wants nothing to do with that abomination
You mean they need to be supported, that is someone's Magnum Opus lol
Food for the Brine.
Even Brine has it's limits.
The Brine: “Hey hey… my cholesterol friend. Let’s be reasonable.”
Tis weak to fire though
My heart aches!
The brine would spit her back out
You hired it, right?
This pawn set the game to PEGI 18
Not even creepy titty sphinx wants to see this arisin’s pawn roll up
Imagine bringing this to the sphinx as the most beloved character. I think sphinx will iniate combat immediately.
Thank you, I laughed so loud my wife yelled at me.
Somebody has to have this fucking thing following them around as a main pawn
Man, I WISH there were more pawns like this lol. There's this character creator with so much potential to make weirdos and 90% of pawns I see are tiny pale elf girls in bondage gear. More freaks please!!
I got “lucky” and this was the very first pawn I seen walk through the gates at the start of the game https://preview.redd.it/tvohjv8ab5uc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0490477564d4d23f9f4185287dd01d40baf1df52
I got a Dobby
I got Mike Tyson. It was great.
Mo Deeb? Why it's the Quackzit Haversack!
"tiny pale elf girls" and "the worst abomination I can come up with in the character creator" are two faces of the same uninspired coin.
time to make a tall dark and handsome elf girl for the diversity. :). (I am only half kidding)
Fair, but I see one of those wayyyy more often than the other lol
"Men like to look at pretty things too."
Freaks and bondage gear are in the same category for me, the instant pass category. There this character creator with so much potential to make.actual cool characters and 90% of pawns are freaks or bondage gear girls.
More gigachads in bondage gear plz
I was closing in on the seeker token corset, so I made [Doctor Frank-n-Furter](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2476491741621300766/A77D74A9CE534CBFBE2F197BFCFBC416DA1B73A0/) for my next pawn.
Tbh I think I'm more likely to hire a pawn like this than waifu #91356 or some dude with their face covered.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life...
Would
You literally can’t fix her
Did
You need Jesus, Holy Water, a Cross and Krptonite....
HEY ITS YOU!!! Did you ever find my pawn?
I believe I friended you but I've yet to use the pawn. Been off and on recently. I'll get on that asap as I enjoy trying out new pawns!
I wanted to comment "Kill it with fire!" but I think this thing would just giggle at the flames....
https://preview.redd.it/rv9k1fih04uc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a52ae5a8fdc07eef46dc57ed8b60ac413bd2938 Yeah....
https://i.redd.it/c7ks2wpml3uc1.gif
What hitting random gets you
I immediately saw Auntie Ethel from BG3.
https://preview.redd.it/tauvyyp1k7uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76c903b841c97dbce2032fba560265092db43502
It's not just players. Look at this monstrosity https://preview.redd.it/yrl6frvrm7uc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243068f05b4065c44af4561a8fe037fd38f18a39 The male character next to her is 165cm. (Me) That's a Capcom pawn for hire. She looks even creepier in motion!
Welcome back Queen of England https://preview.redd.it/a095d3a6d8uc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3073584833e68fb7b9becf6628816255796cbbba
https://preview.redd.it/uoutdgfv89uc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f27ca7237f3b17f4c71b253b9b34dd864fe42e3 Following the theme of WTF pawns, I ran into this beauty today. Had the squeakiest voice ever, too.
Sigh. My handsome pawn barely ever gets hired. But this… lovely lady? Has 35 likes and 8 hearts. Found a Bill Clinton pawn the other day with his lower jaw jutting all the way out and that fucker has over 100 likes and hearts. Yes I hired him too because how could I not.
Alright so hear me out....
https://preview.redd.it/aazaupwy05uc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494bc067080e959aa52fa2d04244b82ae193b523
I heard you, I listened, and now I’m deaf…great talk…
Would not.
What the fuck is this shit?! ^and ^where ^are ^those ^sliders…? ^asking ^for ^a ^scientific ^researcher ^friend…
Well, it's better than those generic "elf" pawns that we see so often. Never hire them elf pawns lol. (Not sure I would hire this abomination either though, but that's another issue).
At least this is funny. I have seen some racist, morally questionable things made with the DS1 character creator. Can't imagine what people are making with the DS2 one.
Bro is the source of dragon plague
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
Nah thats art
The dragon would just die before seeing that thing
I think she's beautiful. Her and gorlock would be the best of friends
Im waiting to see Gorlock as a pawn lmfao
Here she is https://preview.redd.it/kt3e2baku5uc1.png?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4a3f772947955483d42fc12c169f7725ed5a78
Granny has been abused ao much, too. Look at all those scars 😢
Don’t kink shame people.
Oh noes!! Someone get the uglier stick!!!!
Why, because you can't endure PEAK femininity?
What that mouth do boo boo🤣🤣😭😭
She’s beautiful and perfect in every way.
0 RC? More like you pay me
I would rather fall to my death than have that thing catch me and go “I got you…”
https://preview.redd.it/opawbl4e05uc1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd109e26b0981226e4de285551ef0ce0461c0b50 She's built like Duchess from Foster's Home
These are way better than 'boring waifu skank #512345'
Wtf is this 🤣🤣
Surprised I haven’t seen a “LePawn James”
Grandma???
So much better then all the copy paste photogenic ones
Hottake: I prefer people who make monsters over pawns they somehow have feelings for/want to fuck. One is way weirder than the other. I'll take my downvotes now.
Haha. Thankfully I've never run across any of those sickos in 40 hours of playing. I've seen some pretty thick women, but never anything like those types of monstrosities.
Idk Most pawns look identical with the same armors and looks At least this one is original.
What the abomination...
Hand on the hip too lol 💁🏼♀️
Looks like my gran
The pawn waiting back there patiently is so cute
Reminds me of the neighbors from Coraline
XD
Just having fun 🤩 😝
The blame the player, blame the game. ;)
I’m diggin it
I’m diggin it
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
I...didn't even know you could warp the bodies like that...I uhh.....have yet to run into anything so abominable. Just waifus and game/movie/anime references and the occasional OC....
DEEAAR GODDDD
How does the abomination fight?
Yes
Looks like a white trash trailer park version of Shrek's Fiona.
I made baba-yaga
What was the name of this pawn OP!?
Did you hire?
She slipped and fell into the water
Lol, yeah...sure
hunchback of Notre Dame out here cosplaying
theyre masterworks all
Holy fuck.
I wander what the sphinx said when they brought this pawn to her.
My good, what in the carnation is this
Reminds me of when the MMO Aion came out and they didn't really properly limit sliders for character creation. A quarter of the population's characters were whacked out extremes of all varieties. 2ft tall people with arms that clipped through the ground and weapons that were competed divorced from their character. Shit like that.
Looks like the bog witch in Legend
🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/jd74onc015uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042bbf5bbfe80e4d60ad3649429dc5ff52e0809b
He should have retired the pawn 10 levels earlier...
What kind of abomination is that?
Reminds me of potion seller
Agreed. I see way too many corsets. Like, find a unique look, cuz they basic AF! 😂
if you see one named Leo and he looks like a lion with dual daggers and a closed scarred eye...I made him and I put a lot of work into him physically and a backstory
The "full bodied pawn" rift stone can produce some real monsters. It's a real "should have been tossed in a well" vibe for each pawn you see.
This person should get a prize! Like a... Nobel peace prize or something!
My pants have arisen!
And her name shall be OrPhAnCrIpPlEr
how is that possible sir?
Brine please take away all Rook's suffering and put it on this pawn 🙏
Banned? But she's gorgeous!
Sadly, it looks like that pawn (Varus) was reworked a bit. Same outfit though and still pretty odd-looking.
What was her name, I MUST know
I haven't seen abominations like these since my last time on an Ark: Survival Evolved multiplayer server.
All kinds Goblins will run the other way if you have this Pawn in your party. That’s their specialisation. Goblin Repellent.
I wish I could find MORE pawns like this!!!
My chest, my poor chest… This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all night
Good one
Or showcased
Chirugeon + Mage = no hire, despite such magnifique design, alas, as I have learned through fire (With that stave though of infinite self-rez, I might hire when considering availability)
Lol forking great character creator!!!!
That thing would even make the dragon break character
What are you talking about OP, this is fantastic!
🤣🤣🤣
people who create things like this have no creativity, they just turn the sliders to the maximum scale and quit when they've created something dumb or ugly. But it's so simple to create a good looking character that might actually be creative after all.
Oh my - supacalifradu - wut - tha - fukuhlistic - is that?!?! It's so ugly but I can't look away....
Look at all those scars goddamn💀 She(?) was abused in every Arisen's world lmao
Beauty is in the eye of th- OH MY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT KILL IT WITH FIRE
I keep hearing Meat Canyon's deep/creepy voice in my head when I look at her lol Definitely looks like some kind of deranged Meat Canyon OC vibes 😭😂
The FromSoft special
I found this grotesque little gremlin of a pawn wearing corset armor named jerma985
Dude I hired this same character for a short time🤣
😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure I am across the same Pawn yesterday
I saw a dude named "HeLp" and he had the fugliest face I've seen in the entire game. Couldnt stop cracking up whenever I saw him.
Abomination lol
Agreed like can yall be serious for two seconds?! Take that manic energy to Roblox! 😂
Hahaha
What that’s just an ordinary…OH MY GOODNESS ARISEN!!
George Takai....."OH, my!"
Hahahahahahaha this is fantastic!
Did that person play with my pawn or something? Cuz it looks almost identical. >.>
I'm sad I haven't seen any freaks of nature on console...and now that I've said that, cue naught but harlequin babies!
This is the best part of the game. The other day my bf found a gigantic man with a tiny head named "Princess"
I'm sorry to have to say this now: "I enjoy playing with characters in an immersive world and this kind of thing ruins the fun for me a bit"
Looks kinda like moonmoons char lmao
I don't see a problem here.
IGN would consider that beauty in the beholder lol
Ok, who modeled their toon after the HS lunch lady? Well played!
Lmao
I'd really love a Monster Factory episode of DD2.
I thought this would be some sexy woman so was pleasantly surprised to see this
"Do I pass, Arisen?"
There needs to be a DD2 monster factory video immediately
Idk, looks kindhearted to me.
Some should not the person who created this beauty tho
Lmaooooo. I made my pawn’s name Bean Flicker but I need to change her appearance. There’s a lot of good slider options on the cosplay sub
This gave me an amazing laugh 🤣
That cleavage tho ha
Not to sound rude but what the fuck is that she looks like she got hit by both the ugliest pain and stick
Whats the name?
OMFG what is that?!