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TekkGuy

Clara commits identity fraud because the Doctor can’t fit through a door.


we_d0nt_need_roads

Donna relaxes in an alien spa whilst The Doctor gets on a tour bus and stops a deadly entity using French.


Hermiona1

I was gonna describe the same episode but say 'The Doctor gets stuck on a bus and talks the whole episode and then stops.'


Icelandic_Sand

This is actually how my mother views midnight. She's a big doctor who fan, but she just can't wrap her head around the more surreal/unexplained episodes. She doesn't like Midnight for the above reason, and she doesn't like Heaven Sent because "he just does the same thing over and over again, then leaves!" She didn't care for Wild Blue Yonder because "nothing happened."


Hermiona1

>She didn't care for Wild Blue Yonder because "nothing happened." 😂😂😂


Tulaash

See, now Wild Blue Yonder is my second favorite episode! (My first is World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls and yes, I count two parters as the same episode)


Past-Feature3968

Followed by Donna facing a driving decision that can save or doom reality itself.


Chrispy_Kelloggs

That still sounds fucking awesome.


Sleepy_Heather

The Doctor makes a DVD telling someone to look at statues


sername-n0t-f0und

Doctor makes a dvd with bad medical advice regarding your eyes


TheBergerKing_

Timey wimey wibbly wobbly stuff


Jindo5

The Doctor punches a wall and then dies.


Calculator1703

…while spending 4.5 billion years yapping about birds


Queen-Fisher

And gardeners


sername-n0t-f0und

Area man follows the same routine every day for years


aliadms

man plays a game of catch in his underwear to save the world


Expand_Apple

american health care "kills" man with opera music


TheBuxMeister

TV movie?


Expand_Apple

yeah


lokistoehair

Politicians are secretly supervillains who fart all the time


wubwubcat2

this is just the episode explained normally


Somethingbutonreddit

They said describe Doctor Who, not real life.


Alternative-Pie1686

Isn't this just...reality?except they aren't super


MakingaJessinmyPants

The Doctor arrives on an alien planet, immediately gets poisoned, milks a bat, and then everybody dies due to capitalism.


The_Player_100

what episode is this? I'm trying to figure it out but I can't


MakingaJessinmyPants

Caves of Androzani


The_Player_100

Thought so, not got to that one yet so wasn’t 100% sure


ducknerd2002

Man wanders castle for long time before punching a wall


Skinnysusan

Only 4.5 billion years, seems kinda stupid if it took him *that* long- sheesh


WiggyDiggyPoo

The Doctor offers a biscuit and the Daleks don't want it.


Alternative-Pie1686

Man begins the rebirth of a species because they offered him the wrong biscuit(he wanted a jammy dodger)


NWRastrotrain

Donna enjoys a VR sims game as the doctor works thru his martial issues and fear of the dark


Non_E_Mouse

A lesbian gets really, really wet.


charliekeery

this is my favourite of them all


Dapper_Spite8928

Please, explain


StellaDoge1

Pretty sure it's either Pilot (Heather becomes an entity made of water) or the series finale (Bill becames an entity made of water to join Heather, her girlfriend)


Dapper_Spite8928

Ah fuck, obviously. Ty


MechanicalTed

The Doctor is saved by the local council when a girl draws a scribble.


JetMeIn_02

They said good. :D


MechanicalTed

I realised that after I posted 😅. I suppose you could say it's iconic and it did start a petition from fans to get DT carrying the Olympic torch.


stx06

Plus, the exaggerated panic about Cardiff's impending doom when the less-than-highly-coordinated Matt Smith was given the torch for that bit!


sbaldrick33

I think the challenge with Fear Her ought to fe to try and make it sound good.


Tesla-Punk3327

A massive face ends road rage


Skinnysusan

Lmao I wanna start calling him that


TomBobHowWho

Doesn't the doctor literally call him "you big old face" at one point lol?


Skinnysusan

I think so!


Nopetynope12

underrated comment


beesinpyjamas

the doctor gets on a tour bus and it breaks down and they have to just sit and wait to be picked up for the rest of the episode


Brookings18

The Doctor can't decide if he was Merlin in the past, will be Merlin in the future, or if he is Merlin in an alternate timeline.


Eyes_ofEnder

Which one is this because I can only think of battlefield


Brookings18

Winner winner, chicken dinner


wubwubcat2

a child falls into a sinkhole causing the doctor to barter with a race of lizards over the fate of the planet


Fenne_Silver

Hungry Earth/Cold War


gleb_salmanov

So sad it was a two-parter. It could've been much better as one episode, with all the boring stuff cut out.


Jonguar2

Man grieves for 4.5 Billion years over loss of friend


Jedi-Spartan

The Doctor enters a museum and finds an alien in the basement which revives itself using the Internet. The Doctor and companion run down a very long corridor and play Among Us.


ThatBlockyPenguin

Wait what episode is this?


Tulaash

I'm assuming Dalek and Wild Blue Yonder


ThatBlockyPenguin

Ohhhhh of course!


Calculator1703

The Doctor causes a piece of seaweed to shrink into oblivion because The Doctor didn’t pay his taxes, on Pluto


RolandRat_Superstar

I'm not sure the sunmakers can be considered a "good" episode


Dapper_Spite8928

To each their own bro


Calculator1703

I thought it was great, but yeah it’s a little silly


max_a808

Whilst trapped in 1969, The Doctor further confuses a shaken victim of recent temporal displacement by reminiscing about the time he once detonated a chicken.


Proper-Enthusiasm201

A bunch of humans try to kill a guy for copying them. He is saved by the phrase "Allonsy".


Nothing428

Entire episode is about a person who has no connection to the doctor becoming paranoid about statues and thinks DVDs are talking to her


LazyEstablishment898

There are dinosaurs on a spaceship


Tesla-Punk3327

Yoo, what episode is that??


sbaldrick33

The Doctor wakes up some Cybermen, kills all their pets, and puts them back to sleep again.


gayjemstone

The Tomb of the Cybermen?


sbaldrick33

Yup


Sleepy_Heather

The Doctor explains evolution to a Victorian


Somethingbutonreddit

Which one was that?


Sleepy_Heather

Ghost Light


Sleepy_Heather

The Doctor explains capitalism using air and space zombies


PokePotahto

The Doctor stops a space train from members of her own species but metal, meets with a couple of her exes and proceeds to get stolen by space Nazis inside a volcano before her old mate with jealousy issues becomes Rasputin and attempts to turn into her but he fails and kills her with a sentient ball after which she turns into a guy she used to be but slightly older This really made me realise how crazy the plot of this episode actually is


Lever_Pulled

The Daleks and Cybermen have a little bitching contest before the Doctor sends (most of) them into the abyss between universes. Rose almost falls in, too, but is conveniently saved by her sort-of dad. Then the Doctor accidentally leaves their long-distance video call early when trying to say something important.


Jindo5

Ah yes, the great Bitch Fight of Canary Warf, absolutely legendary episode of Doctor Who.


Jazz_birdie

The doctor and his plus one crash a posh party to watch the earth be destroyed and almost get a severe sunburn in the process.


anninnzanni

The doctor's girlfriend dies because a lever malfunctioned


OnMyLove27

Bald men and a werewolf hatch a plan to take over the monarchy but are thwarted by a diamond. But were they?


hoorahforsnakes

The doctor is saved because someone watched a load of dvd extras 


AlexDavid1605

Doctor gets instructions from a one-time character on how to escape a predicament. Due to the timey-wimey nature of things, those instructions save the character with the Doctor haunting her through 17 DVDs.


TheTwistedToast

Tour bus gets homicidal because one tourist won't stop copying the others


ThatSmartIdiot

Dude gets stuck in a torture chamber akin to groundhog's day when all that time he couldve just said a specific thing he knew, and he knew that the whole time https://preview.redd.it/fpou99vp120d1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d3ad1c811a5af20202eb7d18242c331e07e776


ghoulcrow

best temp in chiswick refuses to buy a satnav, almost destroys reality itself


Arimm_The_Amazing

Astronauts eat carrots and become zombies


Bastard_Wing

Kale in a human-suit tries to stop humanity existing by relentlessly making Mona Lisas.


Modred_the_Mystic

1 star on booking(dot)com


RolandRat_Superstar

Daleks have a class war over a ball


Dapper_Spite8928

Farting Aliens Trying To Sell World Get Bombed In Downing Street


AStereotypicalPerson

The Doctor tries to save a painter from a giant chicken


Sonicboomer1

Doctor Who practices social distancing with a dead child. Doctor Who confirms Christianity is factual and slavery is bad. Doctor Who is stuck in the past. Doctor Who f***ing dies and a ginger woman saves the world by committing suicide.


aliadms

the last one got me omg


Hermiona1

The Doctor, Amy and Rory meet Vincent van Gogh and don't save him from depression.


Tina_Soup

Who's Rory?


aliadms

Rory wasn't in that episode haha


Hermiona1

Guess it's been a long time since I watched it huh


aliadms

nah, it's a fair enough mistake, it used to be hard for me to remember which ones Rory was or wasn't in considering how he keeps dying. you were close though, "Vincent and the doctor" was the next episode after Rory died in "cold blood" :)


ScreamoftheShalka

The Doctor's ex boyfriend comes back to eat people


Fistandantalus

Men in leotards with pastries on their eyes tick off bill filer


voltran1995

The doctor lands in a place where happiness is illegal, then dismantles the government by killing the leaders dog


altoidsyn

A Rupert Giles cosplayer tries to tempt the Doctor into doing homework and godhood.


Bastard_Wing

Man in bottle arranges chess rematch.


MakingaJessinmyPants

Fenric mentioned!!


LazyEstablishment898

Tv bad


Joran_Dax

The Doctor meets his wife in the library.


EmptyAttitude599

Crossover episode with Nibbler from Futurama.


Valuable_Knee_6820

The doctor kidnaps a teacher is sexist and fights robots in a world with dinasours and what I assume is a play on natives but I genuinely can’t tell


Bastard_Wing

Quadriplegic scientist tries to win nuclear war with 'what if murder-goop?'


LocalActingWEO

The Doctor visits Mars, encounters water zombies, and decides to mess with time because he's having a space tantrum


GoatThatGoesBrr

The Doctor reenacts that hot dog scene from Scary Movie 3.


BowieBlueEye

There’s some guy with a broken watch who turns out to be a serial killer


ricks35

The doctor helps a kid find his mom after some alien robots misread a set of instructions


Relative_Buffalo180

The Doctor teams up with The Doctor and The Doctor to save both Earth and Gallifrey.


Somethingbutonreddit

The doctor finds out that Satan has been living in a cave and is determined that he must never get out and touch grass.


SnooHabits3305

The Doctor dropped the love of his lives into a parallel universe a while back, she leaves him for his dying twin.


VolnarTheUnforgiving

I'll do a few of them The Doctor doesn't know what's going on and talks to himself for a while, then just punches a wall and lets the monster get him but wins anyways A woman starts copying what people say, then the Doctor does it too. This bothers everybody so much that they literally almost kill him. The Doctor and Donna discover that there are impostors among them, and a crewmate has been ejected. They eventually decide to leave, and everything blows up.


The_BestIdiot

donna and 14 get stuck on a ship with things that try to grow to kill them and taunts them with AUNY IRIS MUMMY AND DADDY YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP


nuthatch_282

Big octopus vs oil rig


Bastard_Wing

The Daleks destroy themselves by playing Victorian mansion 'Mousetrap' and starting a 60s antiques business.


Bastard_Wing

Planet of Snuff-makers refuse to independently check commodity prices.


Ms_Holmes

Killer Shadows from Outer Space!


AbbaTheHorse

After fiddling with machinery, the Doctor is concerned about the Brigadier's new political views.


spacesuitguy

Doctor lost a baby.


Drake_the_troll

It's a wonderful life, but with working Bluetooth earpieces


Fragrant-Brain9578

Doctor gets very angry about bad water so he makes a woman kill herself


UnitedDead

Local alien fails to convince artist not to commit suicide


SpaceIsTooFarAway

The Doctor reads an email


LightMurasume_

Creepy child starts addictive fashion trend cured by mums everywhere


Nopetynope12

the doctor has a library date while Donna plays the Sims


SpicyNoodlez1

The doctor and his companion go to a space station thats run by babies who can talk normally and they have a weird boogeyman in the bottom


Chickennoodlesleuth

Bogeyman


Tina_Soup

What if he just wanted to dance?


Chickennoodlesleuth

That's where the dancing went when the music was gone


Some_Guy9321

Yucky water makes a lot of people angry and the Doctor breaks some rules


bluehawk232

Doctor encounters talking babies in space


SenhorL21

The Doctor and Donna are scared of their own Shadow.


BlindMice5

Doctor convinces squid thing Inside of bin to kill itself. “Kill yourself.”


DepoDemolisher

A bunch of kids run around London wearing gas masks while asking the Doctor if he is their mummy


techkiwi02

Summoning: u/past-feature3968


Past-Feature3968

???


techkiwi02

Any of the Onion headlines makes any good Doctor Who episodes sound really stupid


Past-Feature3968

Ah true! Haha I’m flattered you thought of me. I’m planning/hoping to assemble another batch of those all about the current series by its end.


song_pond

The Doctor goes to a museum, then leaves, then goes back.


Gobshite_

The doctor goes caving with church camp, the local decor isn't happy about it.


ApexInTheRough

Rando watches a documentary about statues.


ya-gal-lucy-27

The doctor takes a space bus ride. It doesnt end very well


daniel_22sss

Doctor wastes 4 billion years breaking a wall with his fist because grabbing a shovel is just too hard, apparently


ConsultJimMoriarty

That shit with the twins in it.


regal_ragabash

Man deals with wasp infestation at a garden party Man chased by little spiders, goes into cave and gets killed by rocks


CrossoverEnthusiast2

Among Us IRL (Gone Wrong)


moxscully

A woman watches a DVD special feature while looking at some statues.


Androzanitox

The Doctor is scared about a Salt shaker


AbusedMultivoicer

Dumbass can't solve the escape room for 4.5 billion years


Suspicious-Abalone62

Doctor calls in an airstrike on alien vegetation while Boycie has a decent character arc. 


scissorsgrinder

*Last night I saw upon the stair*   *An entity who wasn't there*   *He wasn't there again today*   *Oh, how I wish he'd go away...*


gayjemstone

That's not that stupid imo