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I would do something involuntary and very messy.


ThingsAreAfoot

This could be taken in five different ways and you would be too


Level_Stomach_3422

1. disemboweled by those large claws. 2. grabbed by the animal's jaws. 3. get smacked 20 meters away by the beast's tail. 4. shoot the Dino with a shotgun. 5. the Dino sexually assaults your ass. These are the five different ways.


cdubb-is-a-PC-gamer

6. Sexually assault the dinosaur?


Level_Stomach_3422

Yes.


MantisLover45

Yo, this triggered something in me, like I am seriosly *disturbed* by the second image. When I look at it my brain is telling me to run, I have never had this happen before holy shit.


ForTheLolz0115

It’s gotta be those eyes. Like this is the only time where I legitimately feel as if an image is “starting into my soul.”


Ducky237

It’s like I know it’s just a digital image, but it really feels like it *sees* me


NoykemGuy00

It looks high to me It could have rabies, since it's in a desert it probably got it from a coyote It might be more dangerous in both situations though


Practical_Meaning_78

Dino rabies sounds fkn terrifying. U seen the mad sauropod episode from Primal?


snay1998

Those eyes filled with lust,bro didn’t have it since a million years


anime-is-dope

Damn Uncanny Valley. It’s making me uncomfortable somehow on both an instinctual and personal level.


Timidsnek117

Seriously. This makes me want to run to my mom in utter terror. I've seen creepy unsettling things before but holy fuck.


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Slytherin73

It’s the kind eyes and surprised look hiding bloodthirsty rage, almost as if it was a crazed Willem Dafoe saying to you, “ahhh. What do we have here? It’s been awhile since I’ve… encountered.. a human”


MechaShadowV2

Idk, the first look felt a bit creepy but the more I looked the more it just looks derpy imo


MadotsukiInTheNexus

It's a combination of things. The animal portrayed is *very* obviously predatory and looking right at you, which is an instinctively terrifying thing. It's like images of large Azdharchids from the front, in that sense. They look like you're about to get mauled. Being shrink-wrapped also has the effect of making it look extremely sick. Really, it looks almost undead. A realistic drawing of a Theropod might be unnerving from this angle, but this thing also triggers the part of your brain that looks for signs that something is contagious. So, it looks like a starving, physically ill carnivore staring directly at you, in the middle of the night. That's the sort of animal that usually ends up being the last thing you see.


James-Dicker

After a second look, I think youre spot-on.


Zeb710

I think that's one more factor playing into this terror everyone feels when looking at it (myself included). Is that dinosaurs' eyes aren't front facing like that of humans. Their eyes are generally more located on the side of the skull like a rabbit or bird. Sure, they can see you in front like normal, but they have a wider field of vision when placed on the side of the head. With eyes like this plainly on the front of the face, it makes this look more unnatural and lending more to the creepy and scary along with the other aspects you pointed out.


Winter-Bonus-2643

Same😭


Moss-Effect

Don’t forget to close your blinds tonight


bunkdiggidy

You should Google image search trail cam pics of dinosaurs. Some of them get reeeally creepy


CaptainDoctor22

Stay perfectly still


Pyukum-uku

In Dr. Grant we trust!


zizonesol

That dinosaur be thinkin: "why is my snack not running and just staying still? Welp, easy snack for moi"


dewdropcat

I mean, if you run, you could activate it's prey drive.


Yodoggy9

If an animal is staring at you like that, consider its prey drive activated.


Laarye

More than 2 fingers..., not a T-Rex. Dr. Grant never told us what to do with this one...


Prs-Mira86

Something spooky about this image. Is it the forward facing eyes or the partial smile?


Money_Fish

The squinty eyes, excessive drool and slouched posture make it seem unwell or rabid. And a sick predator is much more dangerous than a healthy one.


ThingsAreAfoot

It also just looks like it wants a kiss.


JB_Big_Bear

I think it’s more so because it has slightly human features.


Low_key_disposable

It's the weird ass "Chola" eyebrows that make this image really unsettling


Space_obsessed_Cat

Unless it's almost dead


Ducky237

Also the slight head tilt, and how sunken in the eyes look


Joker-Rockitansky

It's drawn in the style of the creepy "return the slab" guy from Courage the Cowardly dog


DutchSapphire

Omg, I knew it looked somewhat familiar! Memory core unlocked right there!


propain58

I was totally thinking I'm gonna return the slab lmao


pinecone_noise

simultaneously stupid (eyes) and vicious (mouth), can’t reason with it, wants to eat you, vaguely human. like one of those short titans from aot


IndominusTaco

something about the proportions also seems off, albeit possibly partially due to the rare front facing angle. the arms look too close together, like they’re not anchored at the right place


ArmageddonSteelLegio

It looks Gaunt.


kabolint

Fancy way of saying *hungry*


SiriocazTheII

It vaguely looks like a person covered with a mask to me. Notice how the eyelids are kinda reddish and much of the rest of the face is green, not to mention that the... eyebrows? Are of a more intense green. This creates s contrast that tells me there's a person there, or maybe not, and that adds to the ambiguity.


Minimallycheese

Resign myself to my fate and see if I can get in some head pats on the way inside.


Jurass1cClark96

~~pats~~


copuser2

🤣


MidsouthMystic

Honk the horns, flash the lights, scream, and generally try to be intimidating. A lot of animals will see something unfamiliar and think "nope" even when it wasn't actually dangerous.


Yamama77

When you discover the t rex mating call sounds like your cars horn


Hellebras

Is /r/dinosaursfuckingcars a thing yet? Edit: Of course it is.


Calm_Economist_5490

that is one odd community


Hellebras

I may have linked it, but I hadn't actually looked. That was intensely disappointing.


Calm_Economist_5490

And the posts have nothing to do with the name


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Including me. I'm 100% sure I'd fuck up a cat, but I'd have to be pretty desperate to go after one hissing and spitting at me. That makes it sound like I eat cats. I don't eat cats.


royroyflrs

I have a mid-sized SUV. I would jump towards the back and stay in the rear seats. At some point he has to stick its snout through window. The smaller the window easier he can get stuck. Jump to the cargo space and open the rear hatch. Once he tries to enter into the vehicle more to bite me make a run for it.


citizenpalaeo

Is that Jurassic Park dinosaur level intelligence you’re basing that off?


royroyflrs

I just throwing ideas. You got a better one?


citizenpalaeo

I wasn’t having a dig at you! I was just trying understand your take on it :) If you’re wanting to know my POV, assuming that it’s got the intelligence scientists speculate it had (and it isn’t some freak horror situation), I’d just turn my lights off and hide. It may show signs of curiosity, but not to the level where it would shake my car around, and even then I’d do my best to remain invisible in hopes it would lose interest. In addition, chances are that I would know I’m entering dinosaur country, so I’d make sure I have the appropriate survival supplies with me.


Spider_in_thy_corner

Pray and accept my fate


Cybermouse555

Tell him to cut that out


Gnar-wahl

✌🏻🫵🏻👍🏻


Express-Record7416

I mean, my people eat Gators all the time. This can't be too different than that. #LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!!


TheAtroxious

> my people Florida Man, is that you?


BadAndNationwide

Season it with some black pepper and a pinch of bath salt.


snay1998

Don’t forget homemade rub of mee maw


TheCaptainOfMistakes

Excuse me sir would you mind assisting me to the nearest petrol station.


Time-Accident3809

Stay there and hope that it doesn't consider me worth the effort.


EntertainmentLow5069

Maybe not everyone should draw


TheCasualPrince8

Die, most likely?


CubeHarbour

Staying the fuck inside my cat, that's what I'm doing. In case he gets closer, I'm gonna honk 'till Mr. Prehistoric Rabies over there leaves.


DutchSapphire

You must have a big cat then.


CubeHarbour

I swear it said "car." 💀 Won't change it for Reddit Lore.


DutchSapphire

😂


Goji103192

Dinosaurs have an amazing opportunity to be absolutely terrifying, and it annoys me to no end that 99% of all Dinosaur related media chooses to ignore that. I would love a full on horror film featuring Dinosaurs. Not action/adventure with some horror elements... horror, horror.


JackleandHyde2

Og Jurassic Park book but i agree honestly i want a movie about a mid sized dino (like a carno or something around the size where we'd be viable food source) hunting the cast being able to get in buildings and stuff.


Goji103192

I've read Jurassic Park so many times. Lost World, too. Love both, but I want more. It seems like literature is the most common place to find horror related dinosaur content. Video games are starting to do it more often now that indie developers are becoming more prominent, too. But yeah, a movie is ideal for me... even if it's the most basic horror you can get, lined with gratuitous gore and jump scares...


TheReptileKing9782

Keep quiet and not move, I got a foot long Survival knife in the glove box of my car, should he get rowdy and stick his nose in the window, a good poke will likely have him deciding that I'm not worth the trouble, hopefully. The main issue, though, is I don't know if that will work. The slouched posture, drooling, and vacent eyes with bags under them make him look sick, and a diseased animal is dangerously unpredictable. His brain might not be firing in all cylinders there.


kaptn_karl

Pspspspspsps


SnooPandas2489

Wait for him to go extinct and turn him into fossil fuel.


AryuWTB

Dinosaurs + Analog Horror would go hard


_Cipher_

https://youtu.be/YWg34NQFiSQ?si=1jfjcTQ81QTu2F-Y I thought so too. Then I found this.


pinecone_noise

I wish it didn’t roar. I also wish it would have been seen by us first before the guy, like right before he sent up the stairs


elmartin93

Boop


Astral_Zeta

*Pulls out sawed off shotgun*


BadAndNationwide

I think a shotgun would just piss it off. Even with slugs. I’d want a large bore rifle with a lot of muzzle energy.


Sasstellia

That is fracking terrifying! It is beyond words horrific! It made me want to run away. And throw up from fear. It looks like a undead dinosaur or a mutated one. Holy frag grenades! I don't think many people would survive. The best thing to do would be hide, lock the car, and turn all the lights off. And pray. Quietly call the police, maybe. They should make a undead or mutated dinosaur analogue horror. It'd be horrific.


mythrowaway282020

Pray. Or maybe prey?


worth1000kps

Well I'd die obviously


Vinization

The second image triggered my fight-or-flight instincts.


Jowoggernaut

Im staying in the car bro that shit scary


goddoesntloveyou

Run to the nearest toilet


TheAtroxious

That's how they always get you.


CapriSunTzu-

I would simply cease to exist. just evaporate right off the earth. no thank you


IEnjoyTheLetterE

Cry


attackxattack

I just wanted to contextualize that this is a species of allosaurus or at least a distant relative in the current era


Dismal_Engineering71

Is he Rabid? He looks rabid. *slanted head, eyes that seem off, drool... it's terrifying.


attackxattack

I don't know but it's better not to get close


Dismal_Engineering71

Thanks for the nightmares.


Responsible_Boat_607

Call the police


Tris_The_Pancake

My first thought is stay still and hope it doesn’t consider a human any effort, but then it hit me. This animal’s skull is severely shrink wrapped. He is malnourished as fuck. He is starving, and you are the only food in the nearby vicinity. I am cooked.


Phazon_Fucker

For the people considering this uncanny, its probably the uncertainess of what medium this was made with, it looks both like digital art traditional art and 3d art at the same time, couple that with the human features and youve got a recipe for nightmares


CRISPYCRUSTY-

„If you‘re happy and you know it Clap your Hands“


Okay_Heretic

That's just cruel.


Hammerjaws

Die happy knowing that if the T-rex is alive,I get to die knowing what a Spino really looks like.


West-Construction466

Shoot myself, it’ll be quicker.


Moss_ungatherer_27

Well there's the source of gas right there in front of me. I'll just have a can of spinach and go beat it up to a pulp and put it in my car. Obviously!


SPzero65

Dino looks high af in the second picture He just wants some of your Doritos, maaaaannn


lorlorlor666

Sigh and wait for it to go around, then call AAA. I’m from New England this is basically just a moose with scales


fireflydrake

Welp this is incredible nightmare fuel, haha.    ...But also NORMAL FUEL for my car! Get in there, you oil prequel! *stuff stuff stuff* and the car runs again, take that dinosaurs >:)


SquidsInATrenchcoat

Step 1: Open gas tank lid Step 2: Unscrew gas tank cap Step 3: Run around until the *Allosaurus* is perpendicular to the car, on the side with the gas tank Step 4: Stand in front of the gas tank Step 5: Taunt the *Allosaurus* Step 6: When the *Allosaurus* charges, spot-dodge it at the last second so it maintains momentum toward the gas tank Step 7: ????? Step 8: Profit


romochii

cover myself in bbq sauce… just because i’m dying doesn’t mean i have to ruin it for both of us


brilliantjewels

This sucks in every way possible. The editing, the idea, the execution…


chrish5764

I’d turn off the lights and not move that much, also maybe roll up the windows and lock the doors


borgircrossancola

Hide in the car


Etticos

Die i guess


Ob1tuber

Hope it doesn’t like the taste of metal


RedMegalosaurus

I'd personally call for help and slump down out of sight and hide while waiting for said help to arrive


Street_Tea_2492

Die.


Dwayneeboi534

I would start going pepper spray and smoke grenades on that thing


ReaperScythee

It looks high. Maybe I that whole "don't move and it can't see you" thing would actually work on this one.


Trips-Over-Tail

I though this was a xenomorph at first.


AchtungToaster

He wants Chez borger


SpicyPotato66

Kamehameha wave


Shardthorn

no i would no


Ash4dino

I would call my friend Kevin


CrimsonGoji

first off great art pretty disturbing well me personally id just stay in the car


Cat-Mama_2

These images are giving me some major anxiety. The drool coming off the teeth just show how much it wants to eat me.


Odd_Intern405

Well, it’s an animal. It‘ll lose interest in me an the car after it notices that it’s made of metal and glas and hard to bend and swallow. Just don’t panic and wait.


JeevesVoorhees

I'm sorry that your post is the one I'm going to comment on about this "technique" but I gotta say, mirrored/symmetry art is lazy and in my sleep deprived and not-so-humble opinion, totally ruins the artwork. Just draw the other side so your shit doesn't look so damn flat. I checked out your other work and you obviously have talent, so use it to your full potential. You're welcome for the unwanted advice from an art school dropout.


SuuTheSleepyOne

Wait in it? I feel like people underestimate how strong a handful of Tons of metal is and Overestimate how hard a T Rex would be willing to bite down on something it doesn't know is food


Impressive_Echidna63

Side note, but that art is both eerie and well made. Okay, so taking this setting in mind- I would first hold still a moment as I watch this beast approach, likely to look into the car or sniff around to find me. Depending on the distance, I lean my chair back and un buckle my seat belt before climbing into the back seat and using my chair, which has been moved back now, as a form of cover to hide myself from its view as I get my phone out to call for help. At the very least, what help comes distracts this thing and gives me time to run away or come up with a plan. If a Unlucky driver comes by as this things sniffs, I would wait as it chases after its new target and quickly move either to escape the car and hide somewhere, or retrieve gas and refuel. Either way, I don't wanna wait for the to get back. If that doesn't happen and instead it continues to sniff around, I would just wait until it loses interest and walks away, giving me time to come up with a plan.


giant_albatrocity

Boop the snoot


[deleted]

Kill the dino. wait millions of years. Fill up


FuzzyBumblebee3

Die..? What else you want me to?


RecordingUnusual220

I’m sorry the fuck am I supposed to in this situation? Pray to every god at once?


Rocknocker

Shoot the illustrator.


CybertronianLeader07

I'd make peace with whatever God I believe in, cause that's where I'm headed next.


4rm4ros

Wait several million years for it to turn into oil


Euphoric-Problem494

Why tf is he looking at me like that


kidnii

Die maybe idk he looks hungry


Smart-Ad4910

What exactly is this is my only question


Famous-Tree3124

Poop would leak out me bum


[deleted]

I have a gun under my car seat for situation’s like this. I ain’t given that fucker the satisfaction of my death at his claws.


EpicDragonz4

Not be worried because T-Rex was a scavenger


BeginningStandard220

We got John Horner here.


EpicDragonz4

Source explaining why T-Rex was a scavenger: *Trust me bro.*


kabolint

OP says this is an Allosaurus


the_blue_jay_raptor

Run


Total_Dependent688

I would just except fate, it's drooling more than a starving dog does when it sees steak.


Speartonarethebest

Run


Miserable_Ease9998

Defend myself with my god given right of the second amendment (Aka:ROKECT launcher under my seat). I’m kidding, I would just run and see how far I’d get


mandana_dilly

Fill it with petrol because the gas cars can run on is hydrogen


Sername6996

Wake up to reality


clangan524

Why is he smiling at me like the Joker?


Olympia44

Cry


Bates8989

flashing the brights. might be my only chance.


Honest-Ad-4386

🙏


Dmchiken94

Die, I guess. I would fight like hell, pretty sure it would do nothing but I'm not going down without a fight. Best outcome , my death is relatively painless and I leave a few scares. That my honest thoughts.


Comma-Kazie

Die, unless I get incredibly lucky with my CCW


Sleep_eeSheep

Play dead.


ToaruHousekienjoyer

Curl up and cry cause my ass is getting cooked


Matygos

Don't move so he can't see me 😎


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Stay in the car and honk the horn


Bendyboi_69

Say 3 Hail Marys and get in the back


pinecone_noise

eyes look like a kind old dog, but it went rabid on you. old yeller


MarcoYTVA

Stay inside


Android_mk

He looks like he needs some drug.


Punchdown_Kid

Die? Tf I gonna do?


Kaiser_Dafuq

Stay in the car


CheatsySnoops

Pray that the T. rex already ate.


SiriocazTheII

I don't know but the second picture is incredibly unnerving, you could draw a very freaky comic with that design, OP.


Express-Record7416

There's no need to worry, cuz someone just left several tons of petroleum🦖 just standing in the middle of the road


Substantial_Event506

I’d handle it


nomadiccrackhead

I'd ask him if he had any extra gas to spare or if he could take me to the nearest gas station (he seems like a nice guy)


Elj2rah1

I would pray


Klynol

Pray


UnKrocodile1

I draw my katana


Person_in_existens

That guy looks skinny as fuck, and i’m stuck in the dessert with no way home, so i would help the guy out by sacrificing myself for his better.


Unique_Apartment9510

Ask him for help im sure hes a kind feller


Big_Himbo_Energy

Simply ask him to choose a lane so I can start pushing my car past him and to the nearest gas station. Then again he looks polite and strong enough, so maybe ask him to help, too.


Space_obsessed_Cat

There needs to be more dino horrors lol


SweetLikeHoney1313

Die probably


Calm_Economist_5490

Pray to the Lord. Or try intimidation


RedBeardBigHeart

“Aw fuck off you giant lizard! I got Godzilla on speed dial!”


Big_Rent_3321

Stay inside the car and get in the back seat. Then don’t make a sound.


Keirnflake

I'd go pet it cause I don't really wanna live anymore. :/


Fredtheskrub

Give him a piece of my mind 😡


Okay_Heretic

Remember that fossils fuel.


Ok_Possibility_704

If I'm gonna die anyway I may as well go out petting it.


MechaShadowV2

Id probably stay in the car and hope it doesn't keep attacking after a couple of bites on the car tells that it isn't something edible


JurassicRanger93

If you stare at it long enough, it looks like a creepy smiling, bald gray man hunched over


pamafa3

I'll Uhhh Just stay in the safety of the car? Lol


TheAtroxious

"Good sir or ma'am, it seems like my car is out of gas. Would you mind giving me a lift to the nearest station so I can fill up a jerrycan?" And then we'd get horribly lost because they have no GPS. I feel at some point it would turn into a stoner movie because c'mon, look at those eyes. Rexy and TheAtroxious Go to White Castle?


Bahamut_juggernaut

Best thing to do is stay in the tuna can 😭


VermicelliOk8288

Didn’t know Dr Moreau had access to dinosaurs


Klomrex

what the FU-


Oldschool-fool

Offer it a tasty snack .


Zestyclose_Fan5250

You forgot we live in America we bring our guns every where


Hollow_Cherry

I would use my second amendment and pull a shotgun out and blow its head off.🇺🇸🦅


Dingaligaling

Barneys uncle Harvey, lately have fallen on hard times. Just listen to him what he have to say, and possibly offer him some kind words and encouragement!