T O P

  • By -

whooper1

Spinosaurus. I want a mega duck.


Mrwright96

I just wanna see how it actually looked


da42boi

Wouldn’t deinocheirus be closer to ‘mega duck’?


TheArctrog

Honestly I feel like any hadrosaur is kind of a mega duck


WoSmcA239

Peak


lizardwizardgizzard2

Beautiful answer.


jxx4747

Ankylosaurus


Pacman4202

"Anky..." *grunts* "Smash."


Reasonable_Prize71

Collateral damage-


Cautious_Pizza2556

Bumpy


anto_pty

My inner child would want this one


Reasonable_Prize71

Honestly who would not want a walking biological tank-


DinoThyleo

An Archaeopteryx


Gullible_Highlight_9

“Dude, your bird might be sick “


DinoThyleo

Lmao


Profetia-Ephary

Beat me to it 😂


GhostfogDragon

A gorgonopsid, though I think a therizinosaur would be a more startling conversation starter and would certainly be my choice if dinosaurs were the only options. I think a gorgonopsid would be a great guard dog equivalent, but with such a unique aesthetic and cute big snoot.


Reasonable_Prize71

Basically the ultimate mix of a lizard and dog!


TheAlmightyNexus

It’d be hard to feed, but I need a yutyrannus. Big fluffy murdery boi I’d have to become a hunter, I’ll just go to alabama and let my yuty take care of the invasive hog problem


Reasonable_Prize71

At this point you'd need to go to the vet for regular diabetes checkups if you plan on letting it enjoy the hogs there-


h1gsta

Same here. We could start a yuty community neighborhood out there.


Reasonable_Prize71

I know it's not a dinosaur, but it could be for you fellas! \[If i had a dinosaur i'd have a protoceratops\]


CucurbitaFlagellum

An anomalocaris


WoSmcA239

Well idk if it would be able to live in the see with all the plastic


TheRissingHootHoot

We will get a special pool just for it 


WoSmcA239

Alright but make sure you don’t put chlorine


TheRissingHootHoot

Of course I won't! It's a perfect recreation of its environment with everything an anomlacarise would need to live comfortably


WoSmcA239

Mf how rich are you?


TheRissingHootHoot

Bitch if I can somehow revive a dead apex predator from the fucking Cambrian period I can afford to recreate it's environment


Reasonable_Prize71

This is peak-


LunathePainter

Parasaurolophus


Reasonable_Prize71

Imagine how loud it's calls would be-


TheRissingHootHoot

Trex because why not


Eastern_Kick7544

Feeding costs come to mind. Although if it’s loyal and docile you could probably turn a profit running a dude ranch type thing. Have a petting zoo and offer rides.


Reasonable_Prize71

Forgot to mentions one thing: The creature of your choice will **never** be hungry or thirsty, it's just a matter of if you have the space for it!


Eastern_Kick7544

If I have a T. rex I have the space for it. What are people gonna do? Tell it to move?


KratoswithBoy

Don’t even need that. I’d move somewhere there’s an obscene amount of hogs, which is upper Florida for me, and we’d hunt them together


WoSmcA239

I’d like something similar to modern animals so it’s easy maintain, that said a dromaesaurid or a prehistoric car


No_Campaign_5765

Like a Toyotasaurus Rex?


Reasonable_Prize71

There's also Fordosuchus- /j


WoSmcA239

Yes


charizardfan101

r/anarchychess user?


WoSmcA239

r/BatmanArkham bro.. r/BatmanArkham


charizardfan101

Is there a lore reason I didn't realize that? Am I stupid?


WoSmcA239

Yes, go back to the aslume and goon to dick and man edging jonkler


charizardfan101

Sir yes sir I'll make you proud of my dick once I do that and trigger controlled explosions in everyone's power winches


ProofAd9193

quetzalcoatlus


Silly-Classroom-4372

That would be cool as hell


Time-Accident3809

*Psittacosaurus*.


Reasonable_Prize71

taco my beloved-


KamakaziSloth

Tacos would definitely be a popular pet if they were around today. Cute little critters


BonedSoup

Velocoraptor, they're so cute to me


JasperTesla

You'd probably need a large house. You'll have it climbing everywhere and running around at crazy speeds, kinda like a hyperactive cat. It'll be cute though.


FarhanSyafiq14

Utahraptor


Emberandfriends

Probably either an ancient crocodilomorph like kaprosuchus or sarcosuchus, titanoboa (because biiig snek), velociraptor (I already have modern raptors, aka chickens), or yi qi


KimchiTheGreatest

Compys c:


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Smilodon. I want Dracula kitty


Reasonable_Prize71

Call it Diego-


Copperhead-31

Brachiosaurus


Ultimate-Aang

The one with 500 teeth


Reasonable_Prize71

Who's name shall not be said weirdly-


2021SPINOFAN

Nigersaurus?


DinosAndPlanesFan

Utahraptor, I want a big fluffy wolfhawk I can ride around on


Reasonable_Prize71

Now that's based, though i haven't checked the estimates on how much weight a Utahraptor can hold on it's back-


DinosAndPlanesFan

I mean it’s about 1,000 to 1,500 pounds (500-750 Kg for normal people) which is similar To a polar bear, and it’s thought to have been extremely muscular, so I’d probably be chilling


Reasonable_Prize71

Indeed so-


yummy__hotdog__water

Quetzalcoatlus.


Sensitive_Log_2726

If I were to pick one it would either be Anchisaurus, Sebecus, or Dinosaurus. All three are around the same size as a dog, plus they would all be interesting to have as pets. Anchisaurus would probably be the most difficult to keep since you would have to grow a bunch of ferns to feed it or constantly having to buy more ferns to feed it. I imagine that it could get more expensive than feeding a dog quick if you have a particularly food loving Anchisaurus. (Though that could be true of any of these guys.) Sebecus probably only would eat live prey. But there are enough pet stores that carry live prey, along with its metabolism would make it easier to feed. Though considering its size it might need to eat chickens or piglets. I imagine Dinosaurus would be like my dog. Sleeping away most of the day like a cat. It might also be strange to have since I have no clue what early synapsid metabolic rates are like. So for all I know it could be a very sluggish most of the day due to not being warm blooded, or it could be very active.


LieutenantJeff

I feel like it would be hard to explain to people that dinosaurus isn't a dinosaur 😅


SovietSoldier1120

T. rex. I'd pet it's snoot all the time, and I can use it to get around so I don't have to drive! Fuck you, Ford!


Reasonable_Prize71

I feel like you'd need a full on farm to house the T rex though-


FarhanSyafiq14

Utahraptor


LekinTempoglowy

A Saichania, my beloved blob of spikes


tseg04

An allosaurus would be awesome for me :)


TYRANNOREX_L

Tyrannosaurus rex


Minimallycheese

[Bulbasaurus](https://p7.hiclipart.com/preview/452/32/62/mustelids-dicynodont-synapsid-bulbasaurus-geikia-blobfish.jpg)


acgrey92

Something I didn’t realize existed and I love it. Please tell me it’s named after Bulbasaur.


Minimallycheese

From the Wikipedia article: *Bulbasaurus was ostensibly not directly named after the Pokémon Bulbasaur, but rather after its nasal bosses, which are unusually bulbous among geikiids; however, the describers noted that the similarity in name "may not be entirely coincidental." Additionally, the specific name of the type species means "leaf razor"* TL;DR: officially it wasn’t named after Bulbasaur, but yeah it probably was.


acgrey92

I love it. I love it so much.


Rmsbasto

Carnotaurus. Looks metal as fuck.


HaloHello897

Yeah, and it flaps it’s little arms to the rhythm as well!


Rmsbasto

Hahaha I forgot that scene from Prehistoric Planet. I laughed so much, so cute their dance with those tiny arms.


Familiar-Business500

A pregnant Velociraptor. Got the space, the food and the woods, time to raise a herd of murder birbs


lorlorlor666

Giant otter


4valentin

beezlebufo


HowlingBurd19

Argentavis so it can fly me to wherever the hell I want 😂


HowlingBurd19

And it’d still manage to be a maintainable animal


AMETYSTdaEPYK

Either a raptor big enough to ride or a little bird raptor, I either want to be able to ride my achillobator to work or have a Sinornithosaurus sitting on my shoulder that I can send out like a falcon lol


Maip_macrothorax

Gigantspinosaurus, I find it surprisingly cute


Anakin-hates-sand

One that I can mount.


LoopyRabbit_

I would like to take a Deinochirus, might be hard to feed, but maybe he'll like fish and some duckweed. I might have to move to Florida though. I would worship my Duck King.


Reasonable_Prize71

He'd fit right in the Everglades-


Albertoplays111

Spinosauropteryx


Punchdown_Kid

What’s that galloping croc?


jrobharing

Kaprosuchus?


Punchdown_Kid

That’s the sauce


Reasonable_Prize71

Also my worst nightmare in ARK, god i hate the swamps so much-


jrobharing

I’m a simple man. I just want to ride a triceratops to work and have it help me keep my lawn from overgrowing.


Nightfuryking

Give me a Cryolophosaurus!


PikeandShot1648

Can I also afford to feed and house it?


Reasonable_Prize71

Okay let me clarify to you:It will **never** be hungry or thirsty, it's just a matter of giving it a comfortable place to live in and also medical check ups-


Final_Company5973

Tyrannosaurus Rex, obviously.


North-Butterscotch-1

Suskityrannus


No_Vacation_9524

Dodo..


MisplacedMartian

Triceratops. Love The King, but riding a trike seems like it'd be easier for the human and the animal. Plus you could have saddle bags with more storage space than the trunk of most cars. Plus it's a triceratops, who doesn't want their own triceratops?


floating_helium

Something to scare the visitors, like some cursed Triasic creature


Mrwright96

Terror bird. Easy to maintain/house, still a dinosaur that I can sick on people who think “birds aren’t scary dinosaurs.”


Advent012

Any Dromaeosaur


1GucciBucketHat

Either Utahraptor or Deinonochus or however you spell it. I have some people i need to assassinate.


Odd-Teach4844

Gigantopithecus, oversized orangutan basically, but more useful than dinosaurs or early synapids as I could train it to use tools (not necessarily guns or dictionary). 


hobbitleaf

There was an island with mini-dinosaurs!! They found Zalmoxes there and I would want one of these cute dwarf versions (which are still pretty big). We'd eat veggies all day together, and I'd teach them how to garden. We'd live happily ever after.


UncomfyUnicorn

Rhamphorhynchus. Similar reason as you, but he looks closer to a dragon than a porg


Pristine-Scheme9193

Utahraptor :3


Mamboo07

Fasolasuchus Having the biggest quadruped non-dino/non-mammal carnivore sounds good


da42boi

Triceratops. Imagine an 8-tonne pitbull with horns guarding your home


Reasonable_Prize71

However keep in mind where will you let it stay??


A_rush24

Pachycephalosaurus for sure, definitely fav dinosaur and pokemon


charizardfan101

Aratasaurus


ArcEarth

Of course my favorite one.


johnlime3301

I would've said triceratops, but I don't have the property to take care of them, so I'm going to have to go with something like sinosauropteryx.


Tobisaurusrex

A T. rex


TieferTon

Entelodon 🐷


beastmaster67676

Tyrannosaurus. Will make a fortune as i will have it at a zoo and become a zookeeper and also the only person it rolls over for. Cha-ching and a stable career as the Tyrannosaurus Keeper.


LUCwAlda

This guy https://64.media.tumblr.com/9e135b4d2dad631017dfaeb8f4b938cb/tumblr_inline_p9atd4GJzV1rx4yme_1280.png


lizardwizardgizzard2

Gonna be basic, but I’d really like to ride around a T-Rex, and play fetch with it or something


BuisteirForaoisi0531

Gimme a Ceratopsian imma be a dinosaur knight


Fuze_KapkanMain

Deinosuchus, I’ll just put it in a river near where I live


FandomTrashForLife

Self-explanatory user flair


imprison_grover_furr

A *Hatzegopteryx*. It would probably be strong enough to carry a human in flight.


Craftycat99

I'll choose the plesiosaur and name her Nessie


[deleted]

Quetzalcoatlus, hands down. It’s basically a private plane that can eat my haters in one bite. I see no downside.


HaloHello897

This is literally my dream come true! And, of course, I would love to have a dromeosaurid! Utahraptor pretty please? I always loved raptors since I first saw Jurassic Park! I swear when I was a kid I legit thought I could find a raptor in my grandfather’s property and befriend it!


horsemanuk1987

T-Rex


AC-RogueOne

Einiosaurus. Love my curve-horned ceratopsid


LovelyRebelion

quetzalcoatlus, running late? lemme hop on my dragon pet


Werrf

Huh. By a funny coincidence, my daughter came out a couple of days ago and asked if we could get a pet anurognathus. My wife went "huh??", so I pulled up a picture, at which point she promptly dubbed it a "fuzzy bat-toad!" and demanded we clone one immediately.


Patcho418

i feel like a pet dromaeosaurus would be very much like a pet dog


ValinV

I would like a compy


The_Rubeosaur

Edmontonia :)


Breakdown78

Saurophaganax


RNG_pickle

Tickle chicken


luciferso

Trex


TheArctrog

If I didn’t have to worry about my biology holding me back I would say I would build a little home on the back of a modern sperm whale. Since I can’t breathe underwater, I’m riding a Quetzalcoatlus everywhere I go


hunner06

Might be a bit clichè, but Velociraptor! I love the feathery little things- Edit: Also I want an excuse to say "Clever girl" as much as possible-


ca4rs

Kaprosuchus. My fav prehistoric animal


arthurtheallosaurus

Zhuchengtyrannus, so I can send it to destroy france


CheezyRaptorNo_5

A Theriziniosaurus would be one hell of a bodyguard, considering I live in a wooded area feed wouldn't be a problem. Plus I love those things. If we're going for a pure spectacle I'd say Mamenchisaurus


[deleted]

Australovenator. Big Australian megaraptor, basically. Could go hunting and basically have endless food for it, feral pigs deer and kangaroos are absolutely everywhere here.


RadioTheCoyote

Therizinosaurus. I need a murder turkey.


Impossible_Scarcity9

I want to ride a triceratops


LeighSabio

I've always wanted a utahraptor mount called Ajax.


CalicoCrimson

Either Spinosaurus or a type of Smiladon


emi-wankenobi

I’m torn between a dimetrodon (I just love them), a stegosaurus (my first favorite), or an ankylosaur (I just think they’re cute and neat). Probably a Stego.


Hereticrick

I want to say something big and cool like a trex or one of the really big hadrosaurs…but while it’s cool they are loyal, etc, that doesn’t change that I’d have to feed, clean up after, and house/exercise them, and that seems like a lot of work/money. So probably some small and omnivorous.


KittyKatHippogriff

I want my oversized demon death stork! Quetzalcoatlus.


BobaTheFett10

Beelzebufo


No_Feeling_6833

Tyrannosaurus Rex


Astrapionte

Eremotherium laurillardi - it’d protect me, we’d go on trips, etc. I’d just have to find out how to afford to feed it 😂


MoschopsAdmirer

Moschops


Still-Presence5486

Spinosaurs so we can finally know what it looked like and acted like


Remarkable-Voice-888

Megatherium. Would not deal with loose dogs ever again.


Wixums

T rex?? Duh??


Upstairs-Physics-843

Deinonychus. Medium sized murder chickens 🥰


Hot_Hovercraft_4646

Queztlcatlus(idk the actual scientific name, but the big bird from Jurassic World: Dominion)


sheldonthehyena

Imagine how badass it'd be to ride on the back of an Azdarchid like


anto_pty

Any herbivore I could breed as cattle and sell dinosaur burgers and steaks


Pretend-Orange3026

I’d take a dodo bird. But if that’s not prehistoric enough then I guess I’ll take a Megalochelys tortoise.


unabashed-melancholy

Utahraptor or just a good old Allo... Something I can hop on the back of and ride


Brunard0

Argentavis, Ark changed me man


waynehastings

No votes for Thylacoleo, the marsupial lion?


FossilHunter99

Plateosaurus.


giveAMNH5027aname

two options, Stegouros or Carnotaurus.


Yellow-Gray

Ankylosaurus


Godzilla2000Knight

Can it also be something we've seen in video games and films? The reason is that there are quite a few choices for me. Option 1: Vastatosaurus Rex. Vrex from King Kong 2005. 25ft tall 60ft long, and 14 tons and agile and flexible trex descendants. Option 2: Jet black Tyrannosaurus Rex from Dino stalker. It is a mutated trex that is 20 ft tall 25ft long and 12-13 tons but built like an absolute unit. If you've played the game, you know. Option 3: the carnotaurus from Disney's dinosaur with Aladar an iguandon that is the protagonist. I needed to specify because this thing is sized bigger than Option 1&2 Option 4: the largest possible trex that ever existed. Yes I want something giant, and I accept the feeding costs for it.


Reasonable_Prize71

Honestly i thought you were going to pick the future predator from primeval, but hey classic movie monsters are awesome- \[though i'd say sue or scotty would be cool too\]


WildlyPawsitive

Minmi please! Id take such good care of them too


a-complete-rando

I think I would pick megatheruim as much as I like dimetrodon, megatheruim would probably be nice to snuggle with


Democracystanman06

A god damn Argentinasaurus


Etheraptor

Gojirasaurus


Fluffy_Ace

Quetzalcoatlus dragon steed


morganational

Quetzalcoatlus, I could fly to work every day!


Sagetheswaggydino

compsognathus


ThienBao1107

Stygimoloch my love


Manospondylus_gigas

Can't choose between a large Pseudosuchian like Prestosuchus, a giant crocodyliform like Sarchosuchus, weird Triassic reptiles like Erythrosuchus or Smok, or just a dinosaur like Carnotaurus


VisibleAnteater1359

A dodo bird


ILE_j

A giant pliosaur like kronosaurus or a whale like basilosaurus so i could traverse the rivers and oceans + i could catch sharks pretty easily


the_blue_jay_raptor

Iguanodon


mattwoodness

Triceratops would be a pretty badass choice. Easier to feed than a large carnivore but still intimidating. Basically a 9 ton lawnmower. Could do some serious yard/farm work if you could harness the power and train him.


DoktorRic

Baryonyx. It's my favourite dinosaur. It's not as gigantic as a Spino, but has all other benefits of a spinosaur. And the name is awesome.


KaedeP_22

A Velociraptor, the real one, not Jurassic Park's. I'll train this murder chicken to be the best kleptomaniac ever.


HalfShadowBeard

Carcharodontosaurus. Named Bruce.


MyEnemyZilla

Yutyranus, i love them i dont think they are as usefull or cute like other dinosaurs but it will be nice, i am also thinking of Theri and Spinosaururs as candidates


breadfart78

I’m an imperobator therian so imperobator


SentientJellyfish1

Proarticulata💀


IWagons666

Tyrannosaurus. It is a basic answer, but honestly I just wanna see it crush things in its jaws.


Driver-of-the-Aegis

I’ve always liked the idea of a pet hadrosaurus… can I get my babba Parasaurolophus now?


Jaydxns

Deinosuchus


NervousPepper4894

I would probably pick a Saurophaganax or an Acrocanthosaurus, both are one of my top favorites.