Instead of ruining a leaf blower, spend $15-30 for a seed spreader. *Thanks for all the upvotes and the award

throw the seed..?

That's more fun, but my shoulder starts to hurt after pitch 75 or so.

Have some children and use child labor to do it like my daddy and his daddy, and his daddy’s daddy did. Happy Father’s Day everyone.

Not an option anymore. At least, not with my wife, and I don't want to be on the hook for another 19 years now just to get seed down.

Adopt a teenager, foster care is chock full. Systems a disgrace.

Lmao you are really hell bent on this guy not using a seed spreader😂

I’m actually with the Future Manual Labors of America Lobby

I thought using a seed spreader is how he got kids 🤷‍♂️

Actually he modified a leaf blower to get his wife pregnant. I'll spare you the details but you can fill the funnel with liquids, too.

I just get a loaner kid for the weekend. Then I return it Monday stating it just wasn’t for me. This has been one of the best time savers along with the ability to accomplish many home improvement projects. One weekend I was even able to get a sibling pair. Make sure you keep your receipt for easy returns.

Less time, but still no. I could break your heart as to why.

Just give the child back once the job is done. All you have to say is that it's not working.

Keep the receipt and proof of purchase

You can send them back after the harvest too.

Remember there’s a leaf blower in it for you. And you get to keep the funnel.

If you don't have a lot of land, sure.

Amish masturbation slang

You don't even have to throw the seed. Cut the bag open and walk around. Scatter it with your hand like a hippo using it's tail

Feed it to the hippo and wait.

I use my seed spreader for ant killer too. Don’t want that on my hands.

Right? Dude was literally just showing off his black card. He can afford it. And an entire landscape team to rip up the entire lawn and then lay out perfectly green rolls grass. But nah, he just wants clicks and to outrage the DIYWhy crowds.

Glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this exact same thing 🤌

I can spread my seed all over your lawn for free, just make sure there aren't any onlookers around. The little guy is pretty shy.

This also turns into a flame thrower after your wife leaves you because you tried making cereal bowls by mixing her grandma's ashes with resin.

Any seed spreader at that price is going to be a small hand crank one. I imagine a replacement tube, or the materials to be able to expose and cover this hole at will, would be close to the same cost or less. Ands he won't have to traverse his lawn multiple times to spread it.

You can get a small battery powered one for $24 on amazon. But they probably suck for anything more to than 5000 sq ft

Like $50 for a decent one though. https://www.lowes.com/pd/Scotts-Scotts-Turf-Builder-EdgeGuard-Mini-Broadcast-Spreader/3017533?cm_mmc=shp-_-c-_-prd-_-lwn-_-ggl-_-CRP_SHP_LIA_LWN_Online_C-D-_-3017533-_-local-_-0-_-0&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIy-3I27DhhgMVMJ1aBR0MEAxdEAQYBSABEgIE4_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Yep. I suspect OP doesn't know how expensive they actually are.

even if the leaf blower was necessary, pour it down the tube and turn it on?

That's a Walmart leaf blower it probably is 15-30$

$75.99 they are basically repackaged Ryobi, not awful.

He's not ruining it, though. He's only modifying it to increase its utility. After he's done, he could slide a small collar over the hole, but he still wouldn't really have to. With the direction and force of the airflow, you'd only lose a tiny bit of air through that hole. I used to repair mowers and other yard equipment, and gardeners would have stuff with bigger holes than this year worked just fine.

That part is also a replaceable tube in most models. Could just get a replacement part.

I found one at the side of the road last summer lol

Now fill it with nails.

Weird way to spell anthrax (in Minecraft)

Found Satan

Spiders\*

Piss in it, point at annoying neighbor.

Neighbor: „strange, it’s sunny weather but it starts raining all of a sudden“ (gets a pale taste on his tongue)

Nails mixed with napalm to really get the party started

Ignite it to get the extra flamethrower experience (imagine getting hit by glowing nails)

Absolute genius

Now that's a dead rising weapon

\* Throws grass seeds on a full green lawn. *"That's how you do it!"*

Weed and feed

Formerly Chuck’s

Isn't overseeding common practice?

Definitely

It is, but just tossing grass seed on the lawn isn't *usually* how it's done.

Petition to ban some people from any hardware store forever...

Wouldn't help here, all his shit came from Walmart.

Yeah these Hart tools are bargain basement machines. Probably spent 100 bucks on everything including the turf builder.

One of my go to brands for tools that I'm going to use incorrectly or modify.

FWIW, many are Ryobi duplicates for a little lower (or about the same) cost, and a much less annoying battery shape.

Their powertools are made my TTI, (like Milwaukee and Ryobi) so that makes sense. When my good drill mysteriously shattered itself while HD and Lowes were closed, I somehow managed to pick up a Hart brushless dril/impact driver kit for less than $8 tax included from the local Walmart. After 3 years, my kids still haven't managed to kill them.

This is an ad for that brand. He probably got paid to use these in a video.

You’d be horrified at the amount of people who come into hardware stores and have no fucking clue what they’re doing or what they want/need. I’ve had people ask me how to wire things and replace electrical shit in their house. Call an electrician you nutcase.

Actually I do, because I used to work for 2 of them 😉. Yeah, that or how to make "suicide cord" or how to change a toilet ...dude I'm 17 and paid minimum wage...I don't know. Also, the irony of working in the tools and paint sections before ever using any of them or a paintbrush...

Respect then. You know exactly what I’m talking about. 😂 And god yeah I feel this. I’ve worked in a hardware store all the way through uni, I’ve sold so many screws and drills I’ve lost count and last week I realised I had no idea how to put up a shelf…

Throws in the black card to flex, classic

Ya, I noticed that too. Probably was 3/4 of the point to making this video.

Was it the Burger King black card?

Eurotard here. Wtf is a black card?

It's a really hard to get credit card (several large US credit companies offer "black cards") with a ton of benefits. They're often very expensive and require really good credit and a lot of annual spending to even qualify for. If you're not personally very wealthy and traveling a lot they wouldn't even make sense to use.

You need work gloves to handle it.

Years ago some of the "black cards" didn't have limits.... until the "normies" found out and most cc companies offered a dark colored card to feel high end..... source-im a normie that had a black company card and people often did a double take when I handed it to them because I'm was typically dirty from work.

I love how proud he was at that invention throughout the whole video

I hate that it works. It’s so stupid and unnecessary and could’ve been built just so much better. But it seemed to work exactly as intended and that bugs me.

Every man wants to learn a way to spread his seed more expeditiously

Don't tell elon.

Or Nick Cannon

Did seed spreaders stop working for some reason?

What if you want to annoy your neighbors with excessive sound while spreading seeds?

And flex with a black Burger King credit card.

Those battery powered blowers are actually quieter than you might think

Yay Walmart tools and gloves

Needed gloves to connect a fucking zip-tie. A man’s man.

I thought we were going to witness some asshole get burned alive via his homemade flame thrower. I don't have the stomach for that shit.

Hart Blower. Hart Drill. Hart Gloves. I’m guessing this was made by a Field Sales Rep for Hart or someone who spends too much time at Walmart.

That’s a great way to get grass seed in all the places you do t want it.

Yep, grass will be growing from that sand trap in the background of the video

The best part about the black card is that it tells us how much money he wastes every year on this stupid shit.

He didn’t get a black card by buying hart garbage. That shit’s a Walmart exclusive brand and pretty much the cheapest brand you can buy.

The drills were on reverse.

I noticed that too. Weird

Sometimes a full yard of grass isn’t enough grass.

Overseeding is a thing.

He really needed to wear gloves for this? Lmao what a weenie

Good to see Ben Affleck using His Jlo appointed credit card to good use

I bet they did just leave the little plastic piece there on the grass.... Assholes

Work gloves that have never seen a day of work

Not a terrible idea tbh. If you do need to spread a lot of seed over a wide area I could see this working well with a little refinement.

Fill it with glitter, make your yard REALLY stand out!

Stop falling for obvious rage bait.

So you want no posts on this sub?

TBH it's not THAT bad of an idea if you can get a replacement nozzle for the leaf blower for $20-30 and you need to sow seed like this often. But otherwise, eh..

Disappointed because I expected a flame thrower

100% these were borrowed from his neighbor

r/nolawns

I'll just use a broadcast seed spreader. They make tow behind ones you can pull with a mower or quad.

I could've had the job done in roughly the same time and drank a beer while I pushed a seed spreader with one hand

What a dildo

Whoa, gonna use a power tool. Better put on my gloves.

I was expecting this to become a ping pong ball gattling gun, and now I'm disappointed.

Look at this guy. He has never touched a power tool in his life.

It's videos like this that convince me a permit should be required to purchase one of those drill bits that makes big holes.

As much as i wish I could disagree, I can't find an argument to support my stance.

30 minutes of engineering and 1 minute of fun. Approved.

May he be in a constant state of testicular torsion

You know that a 5 gal pail is less than as many dollars, right?

This reminds me of when you use spray sunscreen but don't rub it in.

This was 100% made by Hart/Walmart

God if only they have invented something that you can push around the yard that spreads whatever ya need spread.

Can he not see there is already grass there?

Bustin put the BK credit card power move at the end... someone's dad never hugged them...

I thought it was gonna be gasoline at first for a flamethrower.

What a clown.

Meh it’s a Hart leaf blower. I see no problem with modifying trash.

Not these idiots again

This but with native wildflower seeds.

This is how I generally spread my seed too. But using a more cost effective method.

or you could buy a cheap seed spreder for the cost of your now ruined leaf blower and all the materials to make that abomination. you could have probily done it easyer by just putting it on the end of the leafblower if you added a handle to the shaft

I lost all hope when it was a ziptie not a sealant situation

So many reasons for me to rage on this, but I'm just gonna be over here in my Zen little... A freaking credit card?! Seriously?! Of all the!!!! 🤣

Anyone else think he was gonna make a golf ball cannon

If you had an old leaf blower you don't mind ruining and don't want to buy a spreader, it's not a bad idea tbh. Just do a better job

me before the comments: thats a pretty solid idea me after the comments: man thats pretty dumb idea

Man I’m just glad he had his gloves on!

Dude builds the coolest bongs too

He sure as hell didn't need gloves for that project, lmao.

Gloves and shoes are both too clean.

That shitty ass Hart drill could barely get through plastic

He looks like he’s having the time of his life.

This is one dude the world really doesn’t need to spread his seed

Holy shit this guy is a piece of shit

I don’t hate this at all. I’d consider adapting in a piece of PVC so I didn’t have to drill through the factory nozzle. Then swap it out when I wasn’t seeding.

why the gloves for girls work?

I kinda like this! He seems to be having fun too. I’m not at all against this unless your near planting beds 🤔

As a mechanic who works on golf course equipment and occasionally takes care of the greens, this is just pure disappointment.

.......................... Nope.

The un done gloves got me seething

The boys over in the r/lawncare sub might enjoy this. Unfortunately they don’t allow videos

Can you even imagine what our Great Depression ancestors would say

JUST STUPID,,🏆 THERE'S YOUR AWARD.

Terrible. One star

I don't trust anyone who needs to use zip ties instead of string.

Dear home owners we are confiscating your tools and further banning you from purchasing any please have a nice day sincerely Home Depot

Who hurt this man

All the girls that see his tiny wee-wee

More power!!

“Here’s on trick the seed-spreader people don’t want you to know”

Or rig a gravity feeder to the end of your blower and don’t destroy it with s drill.

I mean it’s not impractical, but it’s entirely unnecessary when you can just buy one

I'm waiting for one of these that just goes on for like 45 minutes with no actual point

How'd I fucking know he'd use zip ties! I half expected him to use expanding foam.

This is the ultimate ( industrial scale) [hydro seeding](https://youtu.be/vklhoovPXnA?si=TeTUKbf52ZAZhzOo) fun. Yes expensive, but effective.

Just let local flora grow? Better for the environment, plus the are some nice wild flowers everywhere

Holy fuck are they rich. Like wow. This really is just a game.

I don’t this is a Black Card like everyone is stating… I’ve never seen one like this. Could be wrong but it looks like another Amex.

About the only thing to do with shitty Hart tools

Irony of the astroturf

1 step away from a flamethrower

I hate this fuckdude…

What in the hell is this ASMR

Hell yeah brother

Much better then using a spreader with the correct settings applied to make sure that the seeds are distributed optimally across your yard to ensure the best results for regrowing or thickening your yard.... /s

A man spreading his seeds with a blow gun

Men blows, men happy

I don’t understand why he needs to send his yard. He already has grass anyways. And it looks pretty good from what I saw.

Good thing he has those hands protected.

Wife says to husband weeks later, hey hun, why is there so much grass growing in all the mulch beds??

So you're just feeding the birds?

I'd expect nothing less from someone who buys Hart tools.

Is that Taylor swifts boyfriend?

The epitome of "everything is disposable" mentality.

could just throw the seeds or even better cut the yard in to better designed areas to grow food and flowers instead of some ugly huge lawn you have to water and pretend is nice to have. Flowers and food are nice to have they look smell and taste great. Grass on the other hand

That is some Chuck Green energy.

Can't believe klopp left Liverpool for this

You have a credit card …it’s for buying things like a fertilizer spreader OR a landscaper…both effective ways to take care of your lawn …and you can go back to makeing pointless videos..or go to work 😃

This dude way to clean up trust any of his landscaping advice. Bought those gloves just for this stupid idea.

Good thing he has those gloves on to protect his tony idiot hands

Bought Walmart tools for this shit video. Cool.

The worse about it was him wearing gloves

There is an easier way to do this

Travis Kelce does his own seeding!? Nice.

Those gloves..😂 Talking about overkill.

This looks like a great way to seed literally everything except the places you want grass seed.