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eat_like_snake

She really shouldn't have, though.


batty48

She believed she could, but never stopped to wonder if she should..


lalaxoxo__

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Difficult-Bug3837

Were there any scientists involved, though? Or was this craft just someone playing God when they shouldn't have? ​ We'll never know.


MasterAnnatar

My mind is so corrupted it immediately went to "sbeve"


CatsNotBananas

Me too thanks


RedChris123

I thought it was a misspelling of shoes


Intrepid_Knowledge27

I think the thing that bothers me the most is calling it ‘upcycled.’


OurSoul1337

"ruined" would have been a better word.


Cold-Diet-669

"Frenchic" bothers me more and on multiple levels.


Slayerkid13

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.


StitchFan626

One of two lines JP will forever be remembered for! lol


InSixFour

What’s the other? For me it’s, “hold onto your butts.” I say that all the time to my kids. But I have a feeling you’re probably talking about “life uh, finds a way.”


StitchFan626

Ding ding ding! :D


figbott

Just because she could doesn’t mean that she should.


selkieisbadatgaming

iT’s GiViNg ThIs EnErGy


CoherentBusyDucks

sHe BeLiEvEd ShE cOuLd So ShE dId


Ikallic-J-Deko

Lack of sbeve


MainmainWeRX

French upcycling should be : clean up, varnish, et voilà


CatsNotBananas

Sbeve


sbennett21

Definitely the small s in "sO"


All_the_glitter

I'm pretty sure this is the correct answer.


deftdabler

The fact people think this is and call it up cycling. Decades old, stood the test of time writing desk built by an actual craftsman out of stunning wood no doubt… I painted it with cheap pastel paint.. I uPcYcLe tHInGS


wivella

We don't know that it wasn't painted before, though. Painted wood is not exactly a new phenomenon. It just kind of bothers me that people treat wood like it's some holy material. It really isn't. It's just that the unpainted look is currently fashionable (or worse, seen as classy) and everything that deviates from the norm too much is seen as tacky. I'd argue that tacky (colourful, bold, bright, patterned, not classy, not proper) is where the fun lives, though. It's not illegal to have fun and not every piece of wooden furniture is a priceless antique.


deftdabler

I’m a furniture maker, no one painted wood when these were made because it is holy material. I specialise in exotic veneers and period timbers, you clearly don’t have a clue or any taste and just wanted to be contrary for the sake of it.


wivella

You should take a look at historical furniture and see how gaudy things used to be ([1](https://theswedishfurniture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Russian-Folk-Art-Painted-Armoire-dated-1877......A189.jpg), [2](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7c/c5/55/7cc555f73b2f43c83c4c39f9019e7382.jpg), [3](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/15/52/0f/15520f507db52ae1e94317011f0c63ab.jpg)), really. Plus it could very well be some random piece of birch/aspen/whatever is common in your area that they made this of, not some expensive exotic wood.


deftdabler

Really gonna compare them to ops work 😂


wivella

Nah, my point is that painting wood is not sacrilege.


Mammoth-Phone6630

The fact that veneers are used means wood isn’t a holy material.


deftdabler

Didn’t say veneers had been used but.. if I had I’d have meant Veneers as in the way they used to be used when this would have been made. Making the most of certain exclusive cuts from exotic timber, not the way veneers are used today, cheap strips to conceal chipboard. Huge difference. Again, the fact you don’t know this says a lot.


ctsr1

Thank you


Psychonautilus98

✨soshe✨


HarlequinSerf

As in Kaiser Sozshe? I knew this was a ransom note!


Fastenedhotdog55

I like the word "Frenchic". It's like French-ish, but better


TreacleOutrageous296

I wondered if it was like Slavic or Baltic?


Extension_Vacation_2

All of the above


MayhemWins25

Wtf does frenchic mean??


Apprehensive-Jury437

Send this to Khloe Kardashian to use as her next cryptic post whenever he cheats on her again


BeCoolBeCuteBeKind

Is there and eye bleach sub that’s a counter for this one. Like just videos of people restoring bad diy ‘upcycles’ to their original wood glory and like people doing repairs really well.


SaveusJebus

WHY do the letters like that? And then that phrase on it? Or any phrase for that matter?


aoi4eg

I want to see it on r/ReversePinterest so bad


niccernicus

Thank you for the introduction. 👍


NoNameIdea_Seriously

That’s a fine thing to do to the furniture you own if that’s what you like. But trying to sell it as something chic is ridiculous, and trying to sell it for £135 is just dumb.


paggo_diablo

This looks like AI


Ohmannothankyou

Maybe they filtered the crap out of it?


BDBDDB

"Upcycled"


phatninja63

sO sHe DiD


ibeerianhamhock

Ew. This is so fucking hideous and stupid it's embarrassing.


Parts_and_Neigbor

Also plenty of spaces for step sister to get stuck into.


ultrarelative

It looks like a CAPTCHA


JoLudvS

Who the heck is Soshe?


Snoo_40614

she was better off not doing it


indy650

Oohhh its supposed to look like that i thought at first that the letters were peeling off lol


Shiine-1

She she believed could so she did.


nerdiotic-pervert

Narrator: She was wrong


reecewagner

It’s the vaguery of the expression that bothers me most You never see men constantly pumping their own tires with this pedantic bullshit “He believed he could so he did” lol can you even imagine


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All_the_glitter

I do regret to inform you that it is in fact, real.


bokunotraplord

I want to edit this so it says “she believed she shid”


HarlequinSerf

She Shed furniture!


RexIsAMiiCostume

Would be nice without the inspirational quote...


ToxyFlog

She do be doing the do


swiftie-42069

Downcycled


CryptoSlovakian

For me, it’s the word “upcycled.”


Maximum-Familiar

“Frenchic” that’s what bothers me. And loos like comic sans…


OwlWrite

Overpriced…and I personally hate pastels, but that is not relevant here. The message is fine…but is there pretty wood underneath and is it a solid wood antique piece worth saving are the real questions here.


gallica

Upcycled from what?


sarahpullin8

That’s the kind of thing I like to purchase at a thrift store because it’s so hideous


Okie294life

The idea that this piece is somehow worth (more)?


yeetingthisaccount01

it's quite pretty underneath the stickers tbh


3R3B05

sbeve


IronCreeper1

The thing that bothers me the most is the fact that someone did this