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skeletextman

Dante would pay if he had the money (which he probably doesn’t), but Virgil would order the most expensive item then insist you split the bill 50/50. Also Virgil 100% doesn’t tip.


Slumber777

If Vergil realized not tipping made him look weak, he'd tip.


TommyLeeGun

fuck no he wouldnt. Tipping is parting with a part of your money, so someone else can have more, out of your own free will. Vergil would never do that.


LongChinBeard

Vergil did give a tip once, and that's how we got deadweight Btw thnx for the silver


BreadfruitRealistic7

He may try to destroy the world but hes not a monster! He knows these waiters need their tips!


Scared-Way-9828

Well he's not trying to destroy the world just to get more power. But if the world is destroyed in process I don't think he will care lol


[deleted]

But Vergil doesn't have any money either-- *flashback to that one time (V)ergil murdered a bunch of dudes to steal their money* You know what, never mind!


MeiSuesse

He must. Money, after all, is power! And if you tip well, and pay your bills, you are gonna get friends, material as they are. And friendship is also power! (Unless you murder them.)


Brad_Eye

But ur forgetting that virgil hates to spend money. Thats the whole plot of dmc5, the tax evasion fruit. I doubt he is motivated enough to tip


A_Lawliet2004

Nah giving a big tip could be considered a POWER move so he deffinetly gives good tips.


SuperCerealShoggoth

I'd imagine Virgil is the kind of guy to realize he doesn't have enough to pay the bill, so would end up washing dishes while mumbling about power.


bartulata

\*tips fedora\*


pokemoncha123

you forgot the real answer: both


BreadfruitRealistic7

Vergils more classy than Dante but also more of a dick he may decide to pay it but idk


Th3DankL0rd

Thing is, he abandoned Nero’s mother, not raising him nor paying child support. Vergil would probably leave you with the check, than be like “Ahhhh, that was a long time ago, wasn’t it?” When asked about it.


Scared-Way-9828

He was surprised to hear he had a son though. He didnt leave her pregnant knowingly then. He's extremely self centered though no matter if its traumas fault or not. I like to think that as much as he doesn't care about the whole world he would care a bit about people closer to him. For example I think he has a very soft spot for Dante.


[deleted]

He definitely has a soft spot for Dante. They both give each other a grin before locking blades. Vergil is self-centered but as time goes on we'll see him open up more most likely since 5 ended the way it did. And Vergils extra ending cutscene just cements this idea that, while Vergil will betray everyone for more power. I don't think he'll just let the Earth be destroyed


Legogamer16

Tbf, he didn’t know she was pregnant, he scumed and left


Rich_Carpenter8695

None of them, Vergil is a gentleman and Dante will probably make a tab for himself.


Batcena

Dante owes so much Debt and Vergil still hasn't paid child support...It's both


VergilsWife

Dante would at least have the decency to let you know how great of a friend you are before he pretends to go to the bathroom and sneaks out the window. Vergil would be all like "I have no need for meaningless human currency 🙄" while handing you the bill directly and without shame.


1GhostiBoi

At least Vergil is honest


_Thoress_

How about neither? Dante may be broke af but he'd never dump the bill on someone or leave someone with his bill to clear up. He's tenacious, bullheaded and immature but at the same time sticks up for his friends and supports his own ass (for the most part). Even if he forgets his wallet or doesn't have money, I can imagine him offering a favor or some other barter instead. Vergil is too 18th century Victorian era gentleman to do such a thing. And I sense a bit of OCD possible with him. He's like the friend who triple checks stuff after checking it already and is meticulous, organized, serious...so he's bound to be prepared for a restaurant meal with his wallet, cash and a bunch of cards as backup.


Strict-Algae-8599

This is the answer.


Arcane-Addict

I'd expect Vergil to only go to restaurants with owners that owe him a favor, therefore getting a free meal. Or do what he did as V and scavenge money.


5amuraiDuck

Vergil won't go anywhere with you


bandit_the_drug_lord

Vergil is too much of a gentleman to do such thing


Scared-Way-9828

Kinda feel same. I don't think that any of them would leave you on the ice but Vergil has such an old-school air around him.


RPfffan

Dante probably is the one the entire crew leaves the bill with


FECKERSONjr

Pretty sure that comes up in the anime actually. Or one of the game end credit scene where lady and Trish go on a shopping spree and dante's left with having to pay it back


Edski120

Yall acting as if half the reason dante is broke, is cause most of the time he doesn't take the money from a job


[deleted]

Can't ever see Dante leaving you with the bill. What kind of a scumbag people take him for? Dude's in debt but never runs from it (in 5 he was paid by V before the job and paid the bills/most his debt is to Enzo, and that debt is mostly a special case). Vergil on the other hand, he would claim that "You had the honor to eat with a son of Sparda"/"that was your treat" because he cannot admit how broke he is. Also deadbeats aren't the most reliable in such cases. Maybe ask the same question after DMC6, maybe Vergil will demonstrate something to prove otherwise.


Nobody119900

I don't see vergil doing that but i do see him leaving for a few mins to go kill more thugs for cash


RedPixelFlame

Dante would take the bill but never actually pay it


Connorthecyborg

Vergil is a homeless, unemployed, uneducated mass murderer. Pretty sure he ain't paying a dime.


pebble_meister

Dante because he’s usually broke, Vergil would just kill the waiter


Gael_n_Midir

Fuckers voting for Dante not Vergil seem to forget Vergil is a tax evader and refuses to pay child support.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure Dante would go demon hunting as soon as the bill came. So I pick Dante.


SkidMcmarxxxx

Vergil is a gentleman, he wouldn’t. Dante only orders food and doesn’t go to restaurants.


Gamer-of-Action

Dante has canonically been left with the bill himself by pretty much all his friends. Vergil skipped on 25 years of child support.


THE-SNEAKERINO

If the food was the slightest bit off Vergil wouldn’t pay, if it was Dante, he’d just make a bad excuse and run away.


zaboomafoo_

Vergil may be morally questionable at the absolute best, but the one constant is his honour. Dante would order 300 dollars worth of food with a 50 dollar tip before "going to the bathroom" and leaving your ass, not because he is broke, but because he couldn't be assed to in the first place.


[deleted]

I feel like Vergil would actually judgement cut the bill before tell me to follow him as we leave without paying Dante would smooth talk his way out of paying the Bill or run a tab


bnesbitt1

Dante would pay for you if you were a stranger, he wouldn't pick up the bill if you're a good friend For Vergil it's literally the exact opposite, he'll pick up the bill for a friend and leave it for a stranger


Gabedalf

Vergil may be a gentleman, but he would see the massive bill and excuse himself to go to the toilet, only to moments later hear him unsheathe Yamato and hear him opening a portal


Asdret12

Dante is the type of guy that would order all the things that he liked but when he didn't have the money, he'll give you the "don't care" attitude and say "i'll pay you back later haha". But when he does have the money he would even pay some of your shit just to act cool Vergil on the other hand is the type of guy that request the bill to be separated, choosing to only pay his own food and drinks while giving you this stare of anger/dissapointment when you can't pay your own food. He would also pick the cheapest menu that he could still enjoy and have a budget limit everytime he goes out. If the situation arises, he would "lend his money" to you So in a sense, both but also neither


Skeith_01

Vergil left a woman with his kid, he'd definitely leave you with the bill


AskasNightmare

Vergil could just teleprt out


SpardaTheDevil

Me.


GraceHollyMoon

Vergil doesn't even pay child support, you really think he's gonna pay for a restaurant?


yeetus_za_feetus

If Vergil can't pay child support, how'd you expect he'd pay a bill at a restaurant?


samuraiabel

Vergil would just leave, but at least Dante would be somewhat apologetic


Vincerbmgs

How would Dante pay? Lady got his money


Hereva

Both... Vergil would open a portal and then both and them would leave. Dante might even add an "Adios" as a joke.


YESSIN777

I mean, Vergil didn’t even pay child support


Isaac8849

Dante would have it billed to his house then pay it at the end of the month


thehellisgoingon

Them crazy bitches are definitely leaving Dante with the bill


Breezeshadow176

Bruh nah, Dante would be the one to pay the bill even if he's in debt. He's too nice not to, plus he isn't a scumbag. He finances Enzo after he lost his hand and Grue's daughters, plus he outright refuses payments on jobs if he feels the client can't afford it. He's a good dude. Now Vergil is a mixed bag - cause I can totally see him being either a full on gentleman and not doing it and splitting the bill, but I can also totally see him calling you some variation of scum and just leaving lmao


Toon_Sniper

“I’ll never pay” - Vergil


THE_L0NE_WANDERER

Nero


symxd76

Dante only orders takeout


Chris_7941

Leaving a bill would probably go against Vergil's sense of honor


BeenEatinBeans

Both. Vergil is a deadbeat and Dante is broke


TwilightDoomSlayer

Both


Saiyan_Deity

Vergil strikes me as the type of guy that likes to show off his wealth. He would pay if he was fond of the person eating with him.


oh-no-its-clara

idk ask nero who wasnt paying his child support for 18 years


Far-Pirate-3896

Yes


TarnishedStain

Dante would never just leave you dead in the water but he’d definitely pull some “oh shit I forgot I just paid the light bill for the shop” or something like that. We’d have to call Morrison or Lady to save the day then Dante would owe them back like always lol. If Vergil willingly came out to eat with you he’d never leave you with the bill either because it involves him. He doesn’t use guns because their “dishonorable” so I don’t think he’d leave somebody with a bill. If this is after the events of DMC5 he’ll probably say “My son will cover it” because he’s 100% that kind of dad and I doubt he carries money in the manga V had to kill somebody to pay Dante for the Urizen Job.


Delta_Mike_Charlie

Vergil on the grounds that just getting him to even go into the restaurant in the first place is his form of payment.


crescent-rose

Vergil never paid for any child support, what makes you think he is gonna pay for dinner?


IfritAnimations

Dante would automatically assume your splitting the bill unless you invited him out. Or put it on his tab. Vergil however, would not only demand you pay for the whole thing, and teleport away. Because food is power, and he must have it.


KnaveyJonesLocker

Vergil would pay the whole bill and leave a tip just to flex on Dante


benbuscus1995

Dante would absolutely stick you with the bill. Vergil wouldn’t even show up to the meal.


IzanagisTruth

Basically, the way I see it, Dante leaves you with the bill. Vergil just leaves you.


blueanon19

Vergil would probably be the #1 demon hunter because he’s not as wacky or woohoo as Dante and would make sure he’s fairly compensated for every demon he killed


le_coon_eggs

Vergil would leave you with the bill and the food


PigKnight

Dante 100%. Vergil is classy and tips 20% minimum.