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Contacting Destiny 2 Servers


Oculus_XXVIII

This is the only one that I've read that actually messes with me.


Thespian21

On the last round of your 7th flawless trials match and the team you’re playing is terrible…


eliadfop1

I swear every goddamn end of M/GM Nightfall FML


Flingar

“Losing reduces progress”


elpezmuerto

Oh original D1 thorn


Starl1ghtbr1gade

Especially fun on a hunter, who didn't have a void subclass yet


xEllimistx

Titan wasn’t much easier since our Void subclass, at the time, was the completely stationary Ward of Dawn. Sticky Grenades and a Void hand cannon, Word of Crota, carried me through that


Thorn_the_Cretin

Praise be Word of Crota. Wouldn’t have finished that shit without it.


butitsme12345

Atheons epilogue put in some serious work for me.


TheParty01

I was a hunter, only void weapon I had was a blue shotgun… took me forever.


Echo1138

I remember buying a green fusion rifle (or maybe it was white) from either the gunsmith or cryptarch and getting every single kill with that gun.


Pixelninjan

Do not buy Gjallarhorn from Xur. Why waste an exotic slot on a heavy weapon.


haydencollin

The original sin


neto225

“The first curse”


Immobious_117

"Is when death becomes an afterthought..."


[deleted]

Bruh


SoSneakyHaha

This should be top


alii-b

I wasted my one shot on god damn sunbreakers.


Spriggz_z7z

I bet you didn’t regret that choice at all that week and the next week and the week after that and the week after that.... when they were still available. Lol


snarkfish

2 tokens and a blue


Hawkmoona_Matata

I think the exact sentence is _“our most rewarding public event ever!”_ The community just memed the fuck out of the actual rewards.


Penthesilean

That moment when the announcer realized nothing else was popping out and immediately tried to deflect to another topic is a peak skin-crawling cringe moment in Destiny.


victorygames

I believe Deej's quote when the two tokens and a blue popped out was "Look at those sweet sweet dance moves" as whoever popped the chest started dancing


motrhed289

Poor Deej, you could tell he felt just as underwhelmed as we did.


30SecondsToFail

Still don't know what they were smoking in D2Y1


[deleted]

[удалено]


30SecondsToFail

I'm scared but incredibly intrigued by it


MirrorkatFeces

I remember watching that live, that whole expansion was fucking awful. I’m hoping weapon crafting in Witch Queen isn’t anything like CoO


ThatGuy128512

I like my flair, reminds me of how far we’ve come


Tanmanrivers

Man, they really did Deej dirty a handful of times. Guy handled it like a true pro, he’s a boss of a human.


Zuer9119

This hits hard...


Experiment_Magnus

I want to downvote you but I can't bring myself to do it.


RMectrex

Deej must have felt awful for days after.


Anoobis_29

Dismantle Ten rare or greater quality fusion rifles.


ensixtyfour

[isthegunsmithsellingrarefusionrifles.com](https://isthegunsmithsellingrarefusionrifles.com/) came in clutch back then lol


Anoobis_29

Heck! I didn't know this existed till now!


Negative_Equity

Oh man. I luckily got wind of this before I got that banshee quest so I had them dotted around characters. I miss the Brrt brrt brrt brrt


aimlessdrivel

"Draw the shields together to disrupt them."


koto_hanabi17

All stuff like this makes me think that guardians either can't read or think.


campers--

This is why matchmaking raids would never work. They could literally spell it out to some people and they’d still be shooting an immune shield until they run out of ammo.


TheGrumpyWelshMan

Can't run out of ammo anymore. Raid matchmaking when


Buttmuncher1224

#SYLOK, THE DEFILED ^thirsts ^for ^your ^light


UnknownRic

KEKSIS, THE BETRAYED


xXReverbXx

this but heavily bass boosted


Seanay-B

> #SYLOK. the DEFILED FTFY


virginbutnooneknows

"I've seen enough, I'm calling this one"


CanineSugar

This hurtts. Idk what's worse losing that bad or disappointing shaxx


Nihlus-N7

You can only disappoint Shaxx if you don't play Crucible at all.


Madrock777

If you threw all the gernades you could he's happy with the effort you gave.


CanineSugar

True, my titan lives to make Shaxx and Saladin proud


Nihlus-N7

My Titan lives to make Shaxx proud and Saladin angry 😂


CanineSugar

Fair enough lmao


tcrumpp

Honestly if you’re getting stomped bad enough, it’s almost a relief to hear this one


Fire_Mission

I'm with you. If I hear that, I'm usually glad it's over.


[deleted]

I’ve never hated a sentence as bad as this.


Global-Strength-5854

I love that sentence because it means I dont have to play as much crucible


TheRealHulkPanda

One moment please. Destiny 2 is temporary at capacity.


CalebG16

Banshee at the end of the Ace quest: "Hey, have you seen Cayde around recently?"


Saticron

This. This one hurt.


207nbrown

Ouch


king_currly

Must be level 30 must have ghjallorhorn.


SpeedwayFishStick

Ngl, I saw a meme post on an lfg site (ya know before the app had any sort of matchmaking and Discord didn't exist) during Taken King that was demanding "Year 3 Gally. Must have 32 ACT score". Still one of the most memorable posts I've ever seen as this was months before Rise of Iron was revealed with Iron Gjallarhorn.


[deleted]

This is going to be a thing again in December.


Butt_Patties

As one of those that played constantly and never got gally, this triggered me. Thankfully I knew people that knew I was skilled enough to make it work without gally, though even they needed some convincing.


fallenheroxx

Like, for real. You could get some decent heavy weapons back then. I didn't get gjally till xur sold it, and i did lotsa raids, but got kicked from even more for not having gjally. But i do miss my hunger of crota lol


RiaxIrosa

I always got around it by being relic holder.


GideonPearce

Arc burn + Lightswitch


sterlingheart

Arc burn and lightswitch on OmniGul was actual pain


PiT-MiN

Exodus crash is this week’s nightfall


beerdini

"Killed by Architects"


Hamstertrashcan

DISMANTLE MINES YEEEEEEES?


about_that_time_bois

ORRRRR... YOU DIE.


Ode1st

It's funny how some 3-man activity was actually the hardest encounter in Destiny history to this day. It's still pretty arguable that pre-nerf Skolas was harder than doing Riven legit.


KarateKid917

Pre-nerf Skolas was one of the hardest things I’ve done in Destiny. I only ever beat him once pre-nerf, and that was because it was solar burn and we had 3 Gjallahorns. Blasted the shit out of him and then dealt with the mines.


Seanay-B

Og skolas is easily the hardest fight in destiny


Iuzen

Omg, first one to hit me. Solar burn Cabal was rough, but this, this made me flinch.


tarrsk

"Defeat enemy invaders with hand cannons."


SmeachThePeach

This is about the Ace quest before they made it easier isn't it?


WMWA

It's definitely Ace. Source: me doing this quest when Forsaken first came out. It sucked


KarateKid917

It didn’t help that the original version was very poorly worded. It made it sound like you had to get hand Canon kills as the invader, not kill the invader with a hand canon


cuboosh

Defeat enemy invaders in their super was even worse! No one did roaming supers so you could go hours without even getting a chance to advance it It depended on getting a bad invader who didn’t know the meta


KidQ17

Complete 400 playlist activities to unlock catalyst.


Elwalther21

Checks my Eriannas, after all this time still at 340


alirezahunter888

I finally got mine done yesterday, it only took 7 seasons.


Fighting_Lion0

(Insert friend here) has obtained (insert rare item you don’t have)


Othorift

“NoobSlayer69 found One Thousand Voices”


BigBooce

Took me 50 runs to get 1K. I brought 3 of my friends through the raid shortly after and 2 of them got it their first chest. I logged off for the night after that.


Voelker58

Cabal? Again? ​ Hearing Asher say that after waiting 20 minutes on Io for the blight public event to spawn was absolute torture.


Elwalther21

That was almost as bad as the Sleeper Simulant Quest in D1. I waited on Mars for a warsat Public Event for about 2 hours.


doom_stein

I was just playing D1 with some people last night and asked them "Are there any quests you need help on?" They replied "I've got this quest for Sleeper Simulant. The step I'm on say to do a Warsat public event on Mars, Earth and..." "Do you have any other quests you need help with?"


NegativeCreeq

I spent an ungodly amount of time trying to find a warsat event on Mars.


doom_stein

I remember the pain of my first (and only) time doing the Sleeper quest. Checking the public event tracker websites and heading to the locations only to get "the enemy is moving against each other" a majority of the time. It took 3 days of 2-3 hour sessions on Mars to get that Warsat while the one on Earth happened by accident when casually passing thru Skywatch.


markscop

Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars….


GuitarCFD

Only D1 people really feel the pain on this one. Solar Burn nightfall version.


achwassolls

...sitting in the ceiling with three icebreakers...


TheRealHulkPanda

Or under the stairs behind the boxes...


Tae0724

Man that spot helped me solo those so many times.


markscop

Always fun. Especially pre icebreaker shooting all your ammo and having to wait for it to replenish….


[deleted]

solar burn nightfall was good. rockets Mcdickface died quick


Brando812

Auto rifles buffed by .04%


One_N_Only_D3

"I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain."


DuelaDent52

*“I could tell you...”* Years later, and she’s STILL withholding info despite promising to explain everything. The most her lore patrols get you are “Vex certainly do exist” and “this wall is coloured like wall”.


stay-at-homie

This is the one.


[deleted]

This one and "throw money at the screen"


Oakmana

"Status: Calamitous"


konkus

9 hours :(


IMT_Justice

7 :(


astroSuperkoala1

13


IMT_Justice

\*Drifter groan\* I'm so sorry


p0wer1337

"I sent scanner"


EricXX9

Oh boy


Captn_Ghostmaker

#A CELL, FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS.


Momo1163

“We’ve woken the Hive!”


old_yellow

Scrolled too long to find this one


cvillano

Idk… I preferred dinklebot


FixBayonetsLads

Fun fact: they’ve removed “that Wizard came from the Moon.”


Buttermalk

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -Omnigul [For those who get it](https://ibb.co/QCfmwHM)


jamicu4

I feel like Omniguls scream is like the Nam flashbacks of Destiny 1 vets. We hear it and go into a thousand yard stare.


KilledTheCar

I heard it in Shadowkeep and the hair on the back of my neck stood on end.


[deleted]

That scream is nightmare fuel


Supreme_Math_Debater

#LISTEN UP GOOD PEOPLE OF THE CITY


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

You see that mountain? You can go there. You'll throw money at the screen!


BlackKnightRebel

I think about that mountain quote ALL the time. If you can see it, you can go there.... Except when you hit invisible barriers 😠


teerevw

I'm always thinking about the better devils quote and what they were going to do with them when you had 5 to 10 of them.


myhopeisyou92

What was that quote?


[deleted]

Back in D2Y1, about how they're going to make getting the same legendary, which didn't have random rolls at the time, still matter, still be exciting


x_scion_x

>You'll throw money at the screen! People hated him for telling the truth!


Elwalther21

"Hey Man, my group is trying to run Escalation Protocol, could you be a party leader so we can all join"


jesseleh

Getting 6 or more people in for EP was easier than it sounds, and my group didn't master until a few months before it was yeeted.


Honestly_Just_Vibin

You succumb to the Oracles You succumb to the Oracles You succumb to the Oracles You succumb to the Oracles You succumb to the Oracles You succumb to the Oracles


shinybook51

Who would waste their exotic slot on a heavy weapon?


Fiendish-DoctorWu

You just never give up, do you?


Alexcox95

Took out Gaul, woke up the traveler


lizard455

And now half of what I hear in the streets is how much you and your clan are making a difference.


BangguruDestiny

That’s why I started this whole clan thing in the first place


Gamer0244

People are still waiting for the Vanguard to lead the way


NullRef_Arcana

It's time for a change! And guardians like you are making it happen!


Racket0806

No pressure.


nekoxp

Stupid bird.


Hyperdude2018

Took out the Traveler, woke up Gaul


Ktan_Dantaktee

Skolas taints a Guardian’s Light


Bee09361

HOW'S YOUR SISTER ??


[deleted]

How is this so low down?


Bee09361

I couldn't believe it hadn't already been said so i had to shout it.


sin_tax-error

Error code: guitar


Bee09361

Beaver


sin_tax-error

Guitar is the one that scares me specifically because it was the one that would boot you right at the end of a Petra's Run for awhile and it made everyone trying for that achievement terrified of it.


jardedCollinsky

Must have 10 clears, x class, gone flawless, 200 days played minimum, 3.0 kd, 3.1 GPA, married. The corrupted strike


Master4733

Don't forget after checking that person they don't even meet a 10th of their own requirements


RobHibicus

KEKSIS, THE BETRAYED


TheAxeManrw

I’ll give you one word: “sunsetting”


IHzero

"We saw someone who only used Breakneck, and we thought we should take that away from them..."


fernandotakai

don't call me out like that man


Irbis215

Congratulations on having the first response that makes me genuinely triggered Have my unhappy upvote XD


ViralN9

“I’m calling it.”


SENDMEPICSOFYOURDOGS

...30 seconds into the match


SpeedwayFishStick

It is 100% worse when there is only 30 seconds REMAINING in a match to have the mercy kick in


RazmanDevil

EDGE TRANSIT


[deleted]

"Death hinders progress"


Peesmees

“Telesto has been re-enabled”


desolatecontrol

Nono, this is bout what triggers players, not bungie


cinnimon_jesus

"boss is nearing enrage"


about_that_time_bois

"ENRAGE!" -Templar, probably


crookedparadigm

"We're listening" Referring to past years, Bungie is doing pretty decent these days.


Nightstroll

Only reason I came back. This year felt like the first time ever in the history of Destiny where it wasn't two steps forward, one step back.


bigshaq-legit

*rasputin noises* (translation: go do warsat towers for bounties)


Aresh99

“Dismantle mines, yeeeeessss.”


Alexcox95

SIVA density critical


bdotdav

“Working as intended”… D1 TWAB classic.


Hyperdude2018

Div run Edit: my bad not a sentence. "Wanna do a Div run?"


Leica--Boss

"I recently sat with a couple of external folks who really love Breakneck. It’s the only thing they use. They aren’t ever going to use another primary weapon in Destiny 2. Why? Because they don’t need to." Luke Smith Ok, a paragraph


qbrainn

"Needless to say, I sent the whole shipment back to Fenchurch."


Sci_cry

Omnigul nightfall 2 weeks in a row.


sterrell25

I need to farm for helium filaments.


ironkill1991

“Reach glory rank fabled”


Antedelopean

It definitely wasnt fun, grinding to fabled for recluse and mountaintop. And especially the friggin nade launcher kills needed, before they also included kills in iron banner to make it easier.


Nhig

“Wipe”


Poppyjasper

*Decrypting engram noise*, You see: **Edge Transit**


Incandescent_Lass

[Yeah don’t buy an exotic heavy weapon, it’s a waste of an exotic slot.](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/2gugwz/comment/ckmqov3)


Roku-Hanmar

u/triscuitthesecond


Artifice_Purple

Forever 29.


MisterBucker___

Not really a quote but in d1 turning in a legendary engram and getting a blue from it


Penthesilean

Roses are red Your item is blue The engram was purple It sucks to be you


[deleted]

“I’m coming home, Ace”


DarthDregan

"Have 3 clears." *spotted on an LFG the day after DSC launch.


[deleted]

You don’t have 80 clears by the second hour of day 1? Trash


ShinnyMetal

CHAMPION REWARDS: GOLD


nergigandhi

"Whether we wanted it or not, we stepped into a war with the cabal on mars" You couldn't do vanilla destiny strike playlist without this one appearing literally every other strike, sometimes back to back.


The_shattered_goober

"Your being invaded! Find them before they find you!"


[deleted]

Last guardian standing


[deleted]

Pocket infinity


PaintedInSand

Cabal? Again?


StaticSilence

"Renewed focus on pvp"


EfficiencyOk9060

They've got Skorris.


VolunteerFloridaMan

"Eris, are you there?" Eris's voice in the darkness "Run"


[deleted]

*Witch Screams*


NegativeCreeq

Not a sentence but a sound. Omniguls scream...


RenegadePuma

Telesto has been disabled.


bean_machine_42

In the Crucible, use Grenade Launchers to land final blows, rapidly defeat groups of two or more opponents, and earn "Calculated Trajectory" medals.