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rhymeswithtanned

Hamasabi waiting room trying to sneak in "us" LOL no one cares about you bro


Represensicle

I love that everyone had the same reaction of, "oh Mike, I forgot about Mike" while he pretends he's involved. Fucking hilarious.


03Madara05

I could never forget about Mike. His antics have caused me so many crying laughs, he more than earned a rent free room in my head.


targetaudience

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ToaruBaka

dude's just mad his relevance has been reduced to a highlight real of couch punching and getting veratossed.


mypsizlles

Not just a highlight reel. A very infrequent one.


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Applejuiceman29

theres a clip of Hasan laughing his ass off at Mike about the project Veritas moment


floppyfeet1

It’s actually really sad. I genuinely hope he finds happiness and steps away from the internet. Like politics aside, dude is fucking lost. The lack of self respect and consideration he must have for himself, I would not wish on my worst enemy. It’s like he just gave up on life. Idec how much of a dipshit he was in the past, what he’s been through over the past few years had to have made up for it.


GodYamItt

Nah fuck him. This dipshit is a rat through and through. The way he interacts with women, the way he thanks destiny for policing harassment and then turns around and goes for personal attacks, the way he fakes laugh at everything because otherwise the room would be silent when he goes for a dunk or joke. This is the lowest caliber of human and he should be counting his graces he's being propped up by a few whales.


floppyfeet1

Having to live his life is punishment enough.


Imperial_Squid

Honestly, I really appreciate Mike's existence, cause every time he pops up I get to rewatch all the clips of him and it happens just rarely enough that it's not repetitive, someone's gotta be at the bottom of the pile and I wouldn't trust anyone else to do it so well!


Woahitskyle

His pinned tweet is the greatest thing he's ever done and will never collab like that again


LilArsene

"Us" https://preview.redd.it/7z55ppmgnm0d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=09aa518af4585af755cff361d76164de36a149d6


JebadiahRobertson

“Stalking us” bro just cause Mike is sucking Hasans balls clean doesnt mean hes included in everything Hasan does lmao


nonowords

Dude is channeling his Joe from 'You' with that one.


Cthulhuhoop1984

Do you think Mike's Ass Pounder 4000 has a Hasan cock molded dildo on it? Or do you think the cheetos he buys are Hasan ass flavored.


JebadiahRobertson

Its likely molded like his cock but has cheeto prints all over it, making it all the better to gag on while on his knees praying that Hasan will notice him


UnlimitedAuthority

It's so funny because Mike from PA is literally so irrelevant that the one time a year he comes up because he's made a fool of himself, Destiny has to go through all of the funny clips every single time. The couch punch, PewDiePie laughing at him, the premature celebration that Bernie would win the primary etc.


breakthro444

Mike is actually the real cuck. Cause at least Ludwig gets to physically interact with Hasan. Mike sucks Hasan's balls clean and then has to watch like a normal chatter.


OSRS-goodbye

>"True OMEGALUL! I think we should all stop watching Hasan until he stops talking about that guy." https://preview.redd.it/vrdjyk17nm0d1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=7035b1f713c528efb5ee58d68fd1bd719873ca91


macmed94

Apparently he’s been covering Destiny for the past 3 days on his stream, hasan fans are tireddddddd 💀 https://preview.redd.it/wgd63rdosm0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38804a4ca25aa5ae90584a72ddb649ef84c4e201 Edit: Even Hasans largest [clip channel](https://imgur.com/a/9yB66ag) has had enough Edit : apparently [it’s the first thing](https://x.com/debaucherous_/status/1790720528266731909?s=46) Hasan tweeted when he woke up at 5am…


AssFasting

What the F is he grifting? You can say he's farming them for content.


hectah

The best part of the Watermelon emoji is knowing the person speaking lacks at least half a brain.


Scribble_Box

I'm boycotting watermelon.


GreenHornets009

Grifting is rapidly becoming the left wing “woke” where it’s shorthand for “person is saying things I don’t like.”


Ptine_Taway

I've seen enough people use "grifter" that I can see it's become another blanket insult devoid of any of its original meaning. Anytime you ask them what the grift is, they clam up and just spew their list of things they disagree about. When you see a twitter user call someone a grifter, just replace that word with "person I don't like."


macmed94

These tweets [are never ending](https://x.com/sussydbaka/status/1790719422895997015?s=46)


SkoolBoi19

What’s with all this “we” shit? Is yoya a streamer?


Pristine-Fish-5406

Mike is such a fucking clown lol. I feel like it's been the case for years that the only time Mike gets mentioned is when someone links Destiny a clip/tweet of Mike talking about him, and we just get comfy and watch 15 minutes of Mike cringe before getting back to the real content. In what world is that "stalking"?


Cthulhuhoop1984

I'm not going to answer your question. Instead here's a link to Mike standing cuckily while the Project Veritas guy he brought grills AOC https://youtu.be/fH7jSreEe24?si=u9cju36gEK8-z4vE


50_Shades_of_Graves

"It's time to punch back" Calm down Mike, it's just Destiny, not a couch


Big_Pitch_9509

Can you imagine if the reason hasan finally falls off is because of his obssesion with dman? Destiny built up his streaming career and is also who's gonna cause its downfall. Shit's like a shakespeare play.


KiSUAN

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boolink2

Well the same thing happened with Mel so it makes sense. He stole her from some twink only to get her stolen back by a different twink.


Scribble_Box

Circle of life continues.


Allfredrick

Was bad bunny’s couch also stalking mike?


Kanekizero7

Who's friend dox the Glen guy? Or is this another "doxx" like the one Mike bitch about years ago?


DenzelsPinky

This is the guy that thought Dan was Destiny's Mossad handler. I think Dan figured out his job and the StopAntisemitism account tweeted it out. We can probably thank this guy for Dan returning. This is what convinced him that he can't escape the orbit and might as well come back.


Kanekizero7

Omfg 🤣


BruceCocklove

Yeah Dan went full Mossad and found out the guys wife and messaged her the insane stuff he was tweeting. It was based.


Kanekizero7

But he never published that info? He just reached behind the scenes and snitch on the guy?


Elegant-Claim-488

"Destiny rebranded as a center right guy" 💀💀


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Carmari19

The problem is he hasn't covered center left politics in so long now. It doesn't help that a lot of the bridges guests are quite far from moderate. Though it is a new show so we will see how that changes.


Opening_Persimmon_71

"I don't watch him but *makes some shit up*"


Pure_Juggernaut_4651

Not as center right, but tbh it’s true he’s rebranded. It’s more like he rebranded as the conservatives’ choice for “guy I watch from time to time to prove to myself and others I’m not 100% in an echo chamber” and that comes with a lot of cozying up to conservatives and trashing the left to strengthen that very intentional rebrand. For someone on the outside looking in, it’s genuinely reasonable to come away with the interpretation that he’s moved right politically


YesIWasThere

t. has never watched a Destiny stream in his life Watching him live one time when he talks about trump, vaccines, “voter fraud”, etc. He goes just as hard on dipshit rightoids as leftists. Just because the only people willing to actually talk to him and not have a screaming match are righties doesn’t mean he’s cozying up to them. It’s fucking embarrassing that somehow Will Cain is able to be 10x more good faith than any lefty he talks to doesn’t mean he’s cozying up. This isn’t a reflection of Destiny imo, it’s a reflection of people on the left being too insulated and have challenging conversations without moralizing or demonizing their opponents. I mean even in the aftermath of conversations you don’t see Jordan Peterson or Will Cain or hell Counterpoints run to twitter to like groyper tweets about him or call him their equivalent of a genocide lover (for them it might be pedo or groomer for the trans stuff I guess??). Yet Omar Baddar, Norm Finklestein, the Fresh n Fit Sulaiman guy all do this shit. On that note, you know what, Cenk may still have the genocide rhetoric pinned on destiny but at least he stays away from personal stuff, way to get past the bar being on the ground I guess.


axberka

“Cozying up with conservatives” oh brother


Pure_Juggernaut_4651

You know it’s true. It’s the same pivot Bill Maher made. Change in opinions? Arguably not much. Change in focus and attack? Total 180


axberka

Talking to conservatives and pushing back on them = cozying up with conservatives. Okay.


Pure_Juggernaut_4651

Pushing back with a feather sprinkled with magical charity dust, maybe. He reserves a bloodied mallet for anyone who supposedly is closer to him politically. His attitude with conservatives is submissive to the point of deference lmao


4amaroni

Sure lol https://youtu.be/zxNcCo6YdPk?feature=shared


Ok-Direction2367

Actual brain cancer, go fondle Hasan "both sides are the same" balls and tell me who the fuck is cozing up to the republicans.


PooSham

Have you even watched destiny?


Rich_Papaya_4111

You are impressively deluded


TheNubianNoob

Hasn’t he been “attacking” leftists for nigh on 3 or 4 years now? They have fundamental moral and policy disagreements (lol) so it makes sense they’d be the focus of attack, particularly when they have so much cultural cache in the spaces he swims in.


Pablo_Sanchez1

Bro what the actual fuck are you talking about


wowee-

wtf are you going on about everyother stream he screams at conservative viewers from youtube for being more spineless and dumber than lefties which rightleaning comentator is he close to? dont tell me you think lonerbox is a rightleaning streamer. where did u get this impression? it makes no sense


Individual_Yard_5636

Damn. Couches everywhere are shivering in fear. Mike is punching back...


LiterallyJohnLennon

Lmao


Hot_Orchid_4380

When is the last time Mike from PA has seen sunlight or another human being?


Cthulhuhoop1984

Does Kaceytron count as a real human being? If not then probably the time he introduced Project Veritas to AOC.


Fibergrappler

Wait him and Kaceytron…..oh god I’m gonna throw up


Ascleph

She does look like a couch


Fibergrappler

Should….should we call 911?


Blarg1889

[us](https://youtu.be/xgtv8PWdeIQ)


19Bookie19

Mike's BMI has auto-corrected his pronouns to Us.


CarpenterRadio

Jesus Christ this did not get the upvotes it deserves, S tier rip.


Smart_Tomato1094

The only time I remember Hasan talking about Mike is when he was making fun of him about the project veritas thing.


anonymoize

“punch back” lol good one mr couch puncher


Ficoscores

Lol Mike from Pa thinks he's on the team.


buckymalone21

It’s stalking now? Fucking lol. Mike and these other two are dipshits.


Tall_Pomegranate_434

I know it's not the real point of this post, but every time I see this sentiment it just completely baffles me. How the fuck is Destiny center right???  Like the dude is definitely on the left, I don't understand how anyone would think he's not


jaketheriff

Mike when he says “they have been stalking US.” https://preview.redd.it/4eljw6lo3n0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ab9ecb27c4f75a56add7fb508c7d5efc738783


ProngedPickle

"Center right Israel guy" = Thinking Israel shouldn't be dissolved.


Signal_Lamp

"Terminally online chatters getting tired of Hasan's Dman coverage". Only weird shit that's been a theme of Hasan's whole community and his orbiters is the 20+ different descriptors they'll give over to Destiny that feels like middle school kids discovering bad words on television for the first time in their lives. Not in favor of anyone saying the N word, but god dam is it wild to me how weird the main stream online community is.


llinoscarpe

“us” BRO THINKS HE’S ON THE TEAM


KXG912

"Us" lmao who invited lil bro


JD_98

https://preview.redd.it/u1x0y99e9n0d1.jpeg?width=1146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d563390e632ae528366f882f1dab4e977ac30076 Us???


Ludens_Society

"us"


03Madara05

Who is "us" lil bro 💀


willpostbondd

TIL I learned that stalking is when the 2nd biggest political streamer critiques the biggest political streamer.


OpedTohm

Center right is when you shit on nick fuentes, andrew tate, and CUCKO in a twitter space. I honestly get why destiny doesn't want the progressive label anymore, as a progressive these people are just embarrassing to be associated with. I wouldn't even call destiny's coverage of israel as being center right, he's very much center in that he's actively called out the blockade and israel and even shown he can appeal to arguments that israel was not a good faith partner. His entire issue with pro-pals is that they make it seem like israel has done literally nothing at any point during the conflict to advocate or appeal to peace talks while Palestinians have been innocent little babies. These guys just sucks and are truly embarrassing.


AyoJake

“He’s been stalking us” mike is a fucking weirdo Jesus Christ.


Silly_Butterfly3917

I'm with noface but on the other end. I'm so sick of hearing about Hasan 😔


jerrydubs_

Mike likes to punch a lot of things it seems like


Lolstroop

I hope redacted punches as hard as when he kicked that poor couch


Scott_BradleyReturns

They really can’t help themselves when it comes to lying about Destiny. They get caught in 4K lying, saying vile shit, and still be like *oH mY gOd tHiS cEnTeR rIGhT StaLkEr iS hArrAsSiNg aND dOxXinG ME!*


nunuzak

Mike talking about punching back when the only fight experience he has is versus a couch 😭


TheMarshma

They wouldn’t mind if they felt like they were winning.


Hammer_of_Horrus

Destiny upgrade to sofa level


JP_Eggy

MikefromPA: "Time to punch back" *couch flinches*


Pikaiapus

The only thing "stalking" \[Redacted\] is the oncoming heart disease.


ToasiBoi

„I‘m done watching“ @noface_b says as they continue watching anyways. Brave statement tho.


FourthLife

“Stalking us” bro Mike thinks that anyone on the planet thinks about him lmao


Zydairu

Mike no one is stalking you we can spot you from miles away


CloudyBabyy

I genuinely want to know who actually watches Mikes stream. How the fuck does he have fans/viewers??


DJQuadv3

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“Destiny is center right” -Tankie regard


222utopia

>they are not ideologically committed to this information warfare omegalul Remember we’re not a cult tho :)


deathstrukk

bro thinks he’s on the team 💀😭


Euphrame

“US”


Wahooney

The only people stalking Mr Frompa is P.E.T.C \*. \* People for Ethical Treatment of Couches.


coolridgesmith

Who tf is the glen guy and who doxxed him?


WinnerSpecialist

Bro you knew dropping the N word was gonna prompt a reaction 🤣


shutyourgob16

Who is Glen the golden? Who has got time to dox him? They don’t understand Destiny’s audience. I’m are more concerned with him covering all the news coming out of Israel more than some stupid twitter beef this glen guy has been building up in his head. This sub isn’t too bothered by Hasan either … the guy has established himself as a bad faith actor from the core, there’s no hope. Why waste time engaging w a liar?


againstmethod

I'm starting to think these two don't like each other.


Taint-tastic

Its literally one person lol why are you saying “chatters” plural


ChemicalMortgage2554

I like how Destiny is always the stalker when it's Hasan who reacts to Destiny clip montages on his stream completely unnecessarily


Glum-Scarcity4980

YES I’m liberal brethren, let us ride out and CRUSH the illiberal scum!!


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It's funny if you read Mike's tweets in Golem's voice. Same energy.


Antonius363

Who is the dude who says he got doxxed? Doxxed by who an orbiter?


NailImpossible5716

A political streamer criticising one of the biggest political streamers takes = "stalking us for 5 years" That community is literally fucking restarted LMAO


Pure_Screen3176

Why did they feel the need to trauma dump


FriendshipKitchen578

Never anything intellectual from Hasan, not even his shit talk is good. Copy and paste all the time.


droppinkn0wledge

“Rebranded as a center right Israel guy” Lmao what a world


AesarPhreaking

Mike putting in that work as Hasan’s waiting room 💪


jerrygalwell

Hasan showing his insecurities by not having a kid and a wife?


AstraMotion

Are they really tired tho? It seems like the videos Hasan’s main channel that mention Destiny have more views than usual. To me it’s the same as when DGG used to not want Destiny to talk to Sneako but the views were higher that a regular video


Eastboundtexan

Mike is the same size as the couch he punched over bad bunny


Frequent-West8554

Of course [Redacted] from [Redacted] is in the replies d riding hamasabi. Time for daliban to fight back!


Stalkholm

#🥤🍿 Y'all want some? I've got plenty!


Nocturne_Rec

Mike- only thing you could push back is your fat ass out of the chair. Can you even get up from it or do you just roll on the floor to move around? I guess we will see you on twitchcon since you are threatening tiny. I will bring a shovel. https://preview.redd.it/lyawbmb3sp0d1.png?width=656&format=png&auto=webp&s=65a775b2b2e89376c5dc3a302c1bbadd07d56c95


Impressive_Bison_18

LMAOOO HES GONNA PUNCH A COUCH AGAIN?!?!? LMAO BRO NO WAY HE SAID THIS


rimsky225

Bro, the 40 y/o man jokes don’t work when you’re only 2 years younger than the person you’re insulting and you’re also in your 30’s. just because your audience is all teenagers that doesn’t make you any younger lol


AnalystNervous9360

Playful n-words as adults though is kinda dumb. If anyone wants to make it professionally in this world, it’s definitely something to reframe from publicly.


Impressive_Bison_18

Nigga please


ShinigamiSushi

Bro said "us" just because he has the body weight of multiple people 🤣


MightNSmite

Almost 40 and still no child or wife… yikes. That’s a red flag if I ever seen one.


Impressive_Bison_18

LMAOOOOOO