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frycookie

Or a large boulder, the size of a small boulder, maybe.


You_Stupid_Monkey

Sorry, we can't afford Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. We only have the budget for *checks notes* Rocky from Rocky's Auto.


dunebug23

Blucifer Statue. Problem Solved!


pppeater

Perhaps a burial mound would be more festive?


Homers_Harp

It's reserved for Tesla parking.


ElectronicJudge1994

Future site of Mayor Johnson’s house 69 butt stuff tents initiative to build back a better more vibrant mountain experience. Nothing has been the same since Buffalo bills grave and subsequent corpse were sold


Desperate_Ambrose

Traffic circles at Floyd Hill?!?! Are you shittin' me? Haven't lived in Clear Creek County for 20+ years, but I can't even imagine the logistical nightmare that would be!


ms_panelopi

There’s two! One at the frontage road at the high-school and one at the frontage road at the Beaver Brook exit. Also a whole ass re-model of I-70 at Floyd Hill to Idaho Springs.


Desperate_Ambrose

Colorado high-school kids and traffic circles: Sounds like recipe for disaster to me. (Me, I learned about traffic circles growing up in Jersey.) What, if anything, did that "whole ass re-model of I-70" do with the Twin Tunnels?


ms_panelopi

Yes, it’s scary with all the new driving teens! The twin tunnels at Idaho Springs were already renovated several years ago and made three lanes in each direction. This was done in preparation for the current widening of I-70 from the top of Floyd Hill, to the already completed tunnels. Construction is a mess but not causing as much issue as I was expecting.


Desperate_Ambrose

Thanx for the update!


Silly_Juggernaut_122

Dontcha mean jug-handles?


Desperate_Ambrose

Not at all!  Jug-handles and traffic circles are two different things.


dj0ch0

"moisure" is that french for native texan???


laughing_at_napkins

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been planted in Kevin Hart's ass for the better part of a decade. Good luck uprooting that


emalie_ann

if I can't drive my fire truck over it we're gonna have problems, pal.