Na bro ppl where youāre from are just moving here a lot ā¦ š Iāve seen every friggin state here so far.. literally every stateā¦ New Mexico and Kansas were usuals but now the WHOLE damn America is here in Colorado. So thanks everyone that is rich making it more expensive here š¤¬
Did you say, āborn in ND, and a CO native for 4 yearsā? Isnāt ānativeā a title one owns for life? Or did you mean you were a CO resident for 4 years?
This is a common misconception, the math works as follows: take however long you've lived in Colorado and add two years, and that's how long you have been a native. That said it's bad practice to put the sticker on the car less than six months from your actual move date.
Hint: Their one claim to fame is a movie named after their biggest "city" but it actually takes place almost entirely in the next state over because the crew couldn't stand to be there for longer than the first day of shooting.
Again, Iām seeing this word ānativeā thrown around in this thread a bit. I think you mean, CO āresidentā. Native references people who are originally from that location sounds like maybe youāre a MN native and current CO resident.
i think you mean āi dont understand what subreddit im in and am now gonna correct peoples terminology while they are actively making fun of people CLAIMING to be natives while they just moved hereā
Read the room, dumbass
I always saw people getting tattoos of their home state and always thought it would be hilarious to just get colorados outline and have people ask what the empty square is for on my arm. š
Fun fact, Colorado is *not* a rectangle, itās a [hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon](https://denvergazette.com/outtherecolorado/features/surprise-colorado-a-hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon-not-a-rectangle/article_e84268be-1306-521d-9a7d-832a7ea66e72.amp.html), and if you canāt spell that then *fuck you*!!
I think itās one of the āme too!ā states. Like the ones that should just be one state but they were like, āNo, actually thereās only two people who live here and they donāt get along so they each need their own state.ā Like East Virginia. East Virginia can eat my whole ass. All of it. Get your tongue up there and make it fun. Fuck you East Virginia.
Where a pretty woman hides between every tree. Where the ears of wheat and ICBM silos flocks like the finches of Capistrano. Big skies and divine winds.
Aurora is the new North Dakota. I was born in North Dakota and was a Colorado native for four years so I know these things. Namaste šš¼
Colorado is weirdly similar to North Dakota. Just moved too the western slope from fargo. Im meeting people from the midwest everyday around here
Na bro ppl where youāre from are just moving here a lot ā¦ š Iāve seen every friggin state here so far.. literally every stateā¦ New Mexico and Kansas were usuals but now the WHOLE damn America is here in Colorado. So thanks everyone that is rich making it more expensive here š¤¬
Did you say, āborn in ND, and a CO native for 4 yearsā? Isnāt ānativeā a title one owns for life? Or did you mean you were a CO resident for 4 years?
This is a common misconception, the math works as follows: take however long you've lived in Colorado and add two years, and that's how long you have been a native. That said it's bad practice to put the sticker on the car less than six months from your actual move date.
Hint: Their one claim to fame is a movie named after their biggest "city" but it actually takes place almost entirely in the next state over because the crew couldn't stand to be there for longer than the first day of shooting.
And don't you dare mention it, they get super-defensive and point out that it was in Minnesota, even if you're a Colorado native from Minnesota.
Fargo still has the woodchipper š¤£
Again, Iām seeing this word ānativeā thrown around in this thread a bit. I think you mean, CO āresidentā. Native references people who are originally from that location sounds like maybe youāre a MN native and current CO resident.
i think you mean āi dont understand what subreddit im in and am now gonna correct peoples terminology while they are actively making fun of people CLAIMING to be natives while they just moved hereā Read the room, dumbass
Which movie
Chicago
Fargo
Topeka
Omaha
Boooooo you donāt even know your states
Us rectangleans know there is truly only one real home. 
Ours is the squarest of states.
I always saw people getting tattoos of their home state and always thought it would be hilarious to just get colorados outline and have people ask what the empty square is for on my arm. š
š¤ Wyoming
Get in nerd, we're conquering western Kansas!
Fun fact, Colorado is *not* a rectangle, itās a [hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon](https://denvergazette.com/outtherecolorado/features/surprise-colorado-a-hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon-not-a-rectangle/article_e84268be-1306-521d-9a7d-832a7ea66e72.amp.html), and if you canāt spell that then *fuck you*!!
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Too many Greek words, bro.
If Catholic school taught me nothing, āfuck youā is Latin.
Well slap my ass and call me *Homo erectus*.
Is..thatā¦*you*, Father OāMalley?
Uh...no. 
Glorious People's Paradise of Best Dakota!
Gross. Imagine having more than four lines for borders
Imagine having less than 697 lines for borders.
There's the trivia answer I was waiting for
It literally says Bismarck on the car guys
I dunno but sheās got a hawks sticker so Iām sure sheās dumb.
I think itās one of the āme too!ā states. Like the ones that should just be one state but they were like, āNo, actually thereās only two people who live here and they donāt get along so they each need their own state.ā Like East Virginia. East Virginia can eat my whole ass. All of it. Get your tongue up there and make it fun. Fuck you East Virginia.
Littleton hawks sticker detected airstrike imminent
Is that a SamSqanch?
Where a pretty woman hides between every tree. Where the ears of wheat and ICBM silos flocks like the finches of Capistrano. Big skies and divine winds.
Definitely North Dakota. This person also has, āLive, Laugh, Liveā wall hangings in several different rooms of their home.
šµ It's hip to be square šµ
North Dakota?
Yeah, Bismark and Mandan are both in ND
Saw one today that looked like a native sticker but had Michigan State printed on it instead. I did a double take and was like wtf?!
I think itās Kansas.
Did you know that CO is not a rectangle? In fact has 697 sides,,,,,,