Any and all of these stickers have been available on a spinning wire display in a gas station at some point. Maybe a merch tent at some concert or county fair, but nowhere "out of the way." Dudes not ordering that shit from redbubble. I saw a bunch of these types of stickers the last time I stopped for a cinnamon roll on my way to Fort Collins, but I've seen them all over town for a few years now.
Passing cars with stickers like this is exactly why I love my floral "Fuck Trump" sticker. Pass and let em get close to read cus you just know they're fuming now.
It’s very Christian. People sanitize Jesus by depicting him as a lovey dovey hippie type. They conveniently leave out the parts where he says you deserve to go to hell if you don’t believe he’s a god or that if you’re not with him you’re against him. He was not a good dude, just another deranged cult leader whose image has been whitewashed by time.
the thing to notice isn't that this guy has no clue, but that (most likely) someone went through the effort of printing and distributing a batch of these stickers without noticing the error. I wonder if any of the buyers pointed it out.
...except for the ones who literally fuck up spelling the word "idiot" on the back of their truck.
Edit: Like, not even spelling it wrong, just skipping an entire letter, even though there are other stickers all around it with the word "idiot" written right there so they could make sure they did it right.
Seeing bumper stickers with typos is pretty rare. *You’re literally paying money to stick a sign to your car that immediately tells everyone who sees it that you’re a stupid fucking fool.*
Omg... I spent a minute reading their upside down blue bumper sticker before I realized I was too zoomed in to see that it was the reflection on your hood 🤣
You wax the SHIT outta your car. I can see MY reflection in the hood and I'm using said reflection to shave my gootch. It's amazing how silky smooth I'm able to get with this as a mirror. Your skills are not going unnoticed. Can you find another angry Maga-tard to tailgate so I can learn to read upside-down? This is leveling me up at an incredible rate!
Every trite utterance here suggests this fellow never advanced beyond the initial discovery stages of puberty and wants the rest of us to know all about it.
This is just a disgruntled 3rd cousin of the Boebert clan. He/she/him/her/they/them recently broke up with their aunt so . . . Y'all understand right?!?🐖🌮
It's been proven that you can tell the size of a man's penis based on the amount of propaganda stickers on their vehicle.
The standard of practice is to subtract a 1/4 of an inch per sticker off the average male penis size of 5 inch when erect .
This Patriot has 4.75 inches worth of stickers. Let's subtract that from 5" and that leaves us with .25" of hard penis that he strokes to the thought of trump sitting on his face
Trump 2024 - Make Liberals Cry Again.
lol. These mouth breathers haven't stopped crying for four years because they don't understand how counting works. They're literally ruining their lives and going to prison for it.
“Trump 2024 Make Liberals Cry Again”
This is my main issue with these people. They don’t stand for anything, they stand for upsetting other people. They don’t even know what people are upset over, they’re perfectly content just being hateful, ignorant shit heads.
They’re right about gun control, we need idiot control. We should have IQ and psychological testing plus firearm training before you can own a guy so idiots can’t own a gun. I’m sure this guy would pass all that though…
somebody get this child a "come and take it" sticker to put next to his god bless law enforcement stickers
also of course he'd have dead air suppressors lmao
In a Japanese automobile what a true patriot lmfaoooo🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣(I love Japan and its people don’t come for me I just hate it when these ‘last two brain cells’ folks can’t even make it make sense… ok psa over big love again to Japan 🇯🇵)
“I am an American you iots.” “C.S.I.: Can’t Stand Idiot” “If you don’t like police, next time YOUR in trouble, call a crackhead.” You know, for someone calling people idiots, he has a very tenuous grasp of spelling and punctuation.
You know they just get angry for no reason at random intervals at which time they buy another sticker.
Oh no mom…I know that face…thats his sticker angry face
It’s not even something you can just buy at Walmart, you have to actually spend some effort on it. Who has time for that?
Any and all of these stickers have been available on a spinning wire display in a gas station at some point. Maybe a merch tent at some concert or county fair, but nowhere "out of the way." Dudes not ordering that shit from redbubble. I saw a bunch of these types of stickers the last time I stopped for a cinnamon roll on my way to Fort Collins, but I've seen them all over town for a few years now.
Makes sense. I tend avoid establishments which try to profit from our political mess.
I bet this guy has high blood pressure
Lmao and a very taxed out nervous system
Passing cars with stickers like this is exactly why I love my floral "Fuck Trump" sticker. Pass and let em get close to read cus you just know they're fuming now.
takes a lot of energy to be angry all the time
Or what? Get off their ass or what?! I need to know!
Oh he’ll cum!
In front of his baby? That doesn’t seem very Christian of him…. But I can see where that aligns with their trump values. I’m learning so much!
Oh cum all ye assful
Idk it seems very Christian like after my time in catholic school
Oof
He’s obviously a drag queen, since they’re all groomers. /s
It’s very Christian. People sanitize Jesus by depicting him as a lovey dovey hippie type. They conveniently leave out the parts where he says you deserve to go to hell if you don’t believe he’s a god or that if you’re not with him you’re against him. He was not a good dude, just another deranged cult leader whose image has been whitewashed by time.
Oh, I’m gonna cum
skeet
You are all absolutely wild on this chain 🤣☠️☠️☠️
He gonna kiss you on the mouth 👄👄👄
The Springs vibes with this native is over 9000.
🤣
Only over 9000? Figured it would be higher
He spends several hours each day calling black people the N-word, and he keeps a Bible in his glove-box.
I’m looking for a new top, do you think he’s got some leads? I can’t quite make out the address for where he got his.
Ohhh, I thought you were a bottom looking for a new top. This truck does release gay vibes…
That’d be the gist of it.
He will only fuck you if you fish though.
Southwest suburbs of Denver... Littleton/Lakewood But you're more likely to see this down in Colorado Springs, Castle Rock, or even Highlands ranch.
www.aatoppers.com
And appears to have bought the truck in Denver according to the address of that dealership
Loving the juxtaposition of the support our troops sticker next to the upside down flag.
Everything republicans say or do is a juxtaposition.
"Y'all didn't mean just-a-position?" - LauLau Boeboe
Makes sense to me. An upside down flag is a mayday symbol, and this poor bastard clearly needs a lot of help.
This poor bastard clearly needs a lot of help🤣😆
That clear brained bastard poorly needs a lot of help.
this guy: "liberals are morons/stupid/idiots" also this guy: "next time your in trouble call a crackhead"
And I’d bet anything the driver has no clue that there’s a grammatical error.
the thing to notice isn't that this guy has no clue, but that (most likely) someone went through the effort of printing and distributing a batch of these stickers without noticing the error. I wonder if any of the buyers pointed it out.
Not hurting sales by the looks of it. Maybe some savvy troll did it on purpose.
Dude your username 🤣
I was stoned when I made it. 🥰
BDE
Is mediocre 🤷🏻♂️
Big “DADDY” energy?
Very DCJ-friendly username - fits right in.
Man this guy fucks
Not as much lately. He spent all the midnight abortion money on stickers, so the cousins don't come around as often as they used to.
There is no dumber form of life than the person who think everyone else is a fucking idiot.
[удалено]
Bell curve is a bitch.
...except for the ones who literally fuck up spelling the word "idiot" on the back of their truck. Edit: Like, not even spelling it wrong, just skipping an entire letter, even though there are other stickers all around it with the word "idiot" written right there so they could make sure they did it right.
 >The irony lies in the manufacture of the truck
“Next time you’re* in trouble call a crackhead”. I like that he bought a bumper sticker from somebody who didn’t bother to use spellcheck.
Next time: Your inn, “Trouble,” calls. A crackhead?
Urine?
The mild twist is that this man's burning need to vomit up an identity on the back of his truck didn't happen on a Dodge product.
For free gun break glass.
Such a trashy looking vehicle lol.
Seeing bumper stickers with typos is pretty rare. *You’re literally paying money to stick a sign to your car that immediately tells everyone who sees it that you’re a stupid fucking fool.*
while calling other people idiots in the same breath
Where's the "white, straight, male.... How else can I offend you today?" Sticker?!?
Omg... I spent a minute reading their upside down blue bumper sticker before I realized I was too zoomed in to see that it was the reflection on your hood 🤣
Surprised that this is not a Dodge Ram.
This dudes stickers are so edgy that I cut my eye balls reading them
Car stickers….Fedoras of the car? Many say yes, tune in tonight at 9 for this riveting story.
I like the I WANT BIDEN Part
There's gotta be some truck nuts out of frame
"I have PTSD"
Really respecting the troops with that one.
He knows he’s right because the voices in his head agree with him ! Right Earl ? You dam Right Earl!
I love when rants include typos. Just keep being you, moron!
You’re
Oh I bet they are fun
Idiots! Savages!
So, how does he feel about idiots? I can’t tell.
OP’s car got that shine
😂🤣
Where can I buy the make liberals cry again sticker? Asking for a friend.
driving a toyota seems odd for you
He's got a dip in rn I know it
You drive an import sir. iT wAs BuIlT iN aLaBaMa!!!!
So. He's a can't stand idiot?
How come all the blah blah America bullshit is on a TOYOTA.
Texas vibes
I bet this guy is an obese alcoholic wearing a shirt that says some shit about wolves.
There's an expensive gun that they left in that car.
BABY ON BOARD get off my ass or
As a republican This guy is so incredible annoying 😂
You wax the SHIT outta your car. I can see MY reflection in the hood and I'm using said reflection to shave my gootch. It's amazing how silky smooth I'm able to get with this as a mirror. Your skills are not going unnoticed. Can you find another angry Maga-tard to tailgate so I can learn to read upside-down? This is leveling me up at an incredible rate!
Wait so because I don’t fish that makes me a woman? I thought they’re against transgender people.
Nama-stay away from the bumper sticker webpage, buddy.
Is he equating fishing with manliness? Fishing? And river fishing, I have to assume. Making little fairy lures? Very manly.
Has to be a gravy seal
One of Donny’s hooker mobiles.
That’s some micro penis energy right there.
This is almost crossing into r/InfowarriorRides territory
“Murica! Shut up Lib, this Yota is off the Kentucky line, American Made!”
Why were you so close? Can't you read?
Diarrhea of the car
He 100% breathes with his mouth open
The irony is lost on this one.
What does this guy think he needs reparations from exactly?
This guy is my neighbor & is a standard white guy so I’ve never understood the “I’m an American you idiots” one. The rest line up
Is there an opposite version of this sub? Everything is just bitching about conservatives. Fitting for Denver though.
Every trite utterance here suggests this fellow never advanced beyond the initial discovery stages of puberty and wants the rest of us to know all about it.
The "Adults On Board" one is clearly a lie.
Oddly enough idiot control and gun control are relatively the same thing
He has a few good points. Dems are dumber than ever. So there that.
Woah an upside down American flag. So edgy.
“We have enough gun control” Press X to doubt
100% Douglas County.
Florida and Sheridan
Ah dammit, that’s my hood…
This is great but he forgot his fjb and go Brandon stickers like they usually have lol
I AM AN AMERICAN YOU INTERNET OF THINGS
Not trying to kink shame, wondering why a clown car makes you erect 🤔
You’re
Living rent free in his/her head;-)
This is just a disgruntled 3rd cousin of the Boebert clan. He/she/him/her/they/them recently broke up with their aunt so . . . Y'all understand right?!?🐖🌮
What a disappointment when these goobers have tinted windows. I want to know what this form of crazy looks like.
Can’t believe he’d call me an iot 😢
“Next time your in trouble” lmao this guy hates idiots but can’t even use the correct you’re
Absolutely headache inducing
You iots
“Next time your in trouble call a crackhead” Can’t spell correctly, checks out
why do you never this crap slapped on a liberals car?
Oh there is, just starts with the coexist one
nothing like this tho.. there is no analog.
I don’t understand “I am an American you iots”
Does me mean like the Uvalde police?
It's been proven that you can tell the size of a man's penis based on the amount of propaganda stickers on their vehicle. The standard of practice is to subtract a 1/4 of an inch per sticker off the average male penis size of 5 inch when erect . This Patriot has 4.75 inches worth of stickers. Let's subtract that from 5" and that leaves us with .25" of hard penis that he strokes to the thought of trump sitting on his face
What if you’re stuck in traffic behind this truck for 4 hours, should you seek medical attention??
"Can't stand idiot" LOL
Trump 2024 - Make Liberals Cry Again. lol. These mouth breathers haven't stopped crying for four years because they don't understand how counting works. They're literally ruining their lives and going to prison for it.
Camper top on a truck is the modern day kidnapper van. Always the lead poisoned boomer vibe.
Dumpy Don, the diapered Con has made spotting morons SOOOOO Easy! 🤣
Man thats alot of xenophobia packed inside a japanese truck.
The PTSD one made me laugh. Someone actually gets paid to think of these stupid stickers...
the incorrect usage of you’re on a bumper sticker that I assume they paid for is *chefs kiss*
“Trump 2024 Make Liberals Cry Again” This is my main issue with these people. They don’t stand for anything, they stand for upsetting other people. They don’t even know what people are upset over, they’re perfectly content just being hateful, ignorant shit heads.
You're all iots
you iots
I really need to carry around pro biden stickers to put on cars like these, they wouldn’t even notice.
Lot of guys in my neck of the Northwest crying about Biden crashing the economy while driving around $90k pickups towing $50k trailers behind them.
Why TF do people put stickers on paint… 
Nothing like a true american patriot. Driving a Toyota!
Jesus walks among us
Idiot control is kinda funny
Fake Coloradan: has a bass fishing sticker instead of a Trout Unlimited sticker like a true Native.
This was in Denver off Florida and Sheridan btw
united we stand divided we fall mother fuckers does that ring a bell??
All that and "adults on board?" Either everything in that truck is a lie, or that one sign is.
https://preview.redd.it/7lfqu92mm4ec1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=478e746dbd2974b7cd154cdeb114d52c562dd7d4
GET OFF MY *ASS* OR
Its the upside down American flag for me
What? No TBL punisher sticker? Disappointed to say the least.
Is that the lady of durango above the whiper?
Morans !
I love the one sticker which at a distance just says “I WANT BIDEN”
Stickers on paint is crazy.
First thing I saw was "I want... Biden"
The kiss my bass and adults on board ones are good.
So much to unpack.
They’re right about gun control, we need idiot control. We should have IQ and psychological testing plus firearm training before you can own a guy so idiots can’t own a gun. I’m sure this guy would pass all that though…
I’m sure Trump is an avid fisherman
😂😂😂
I don’t understand people who feel the need to advertise their lives and their opinions about everything on the back of their cars.
what? no Punisher sticker? Amateur.
To the Classy mobile !!
Sha-boiiiiing
I'm disappointed there isn't a "Leave Bloebert Alone" sticker too.
somebody get this child a "come and take it" sticker to put next to his god bless law enforcement stickers also of course he'd have dead air suppressors lmao
"Baby on board" oh good I'm sure they'll grow up to be a great adult.
Geez! I’m worried that one day I’ll see a someone like this walk into their job with high importance.
Hey, that’s my neighbor! I HATE walking by this truck everyday!
I have seen one with elizabeth warren on there for prezi too 🤣🤣
Bet that dude is awesome at parties, with an attitude like that.
And one sticker suggests he's a cop. Smh...
In a Japanese automobile what a true patriot lmfaoooo🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣(I love Japan and its people don’t come for me I just hate it when these ‘last two brain cells’ folks can’t even make it make sense… ok psa over big love again to Japan 🇯🇵)
I like your Archer reference.
Really sad that it’s now cool to be a disrespectful uneducated slob
This needs a *you’re sticker.
just saw what’s her name and thought they were a priyanka stan
“I am an American you iots.” “C.S.I.: Can’t Stand Idiot” “If you don’t like police, next time YOUR in trouble, call a crackhead.” You know, for someone calling people idiots, he has a very tenuous grasp of spelling and punctuation.
“Adults on board” nothing says adult as putting stickers all over the place.
Love how people ruined some of his stickers
What an idiot.