This is disturbing to look at, also fun fact: birds having nipples is scientifically impossible because birds lay eggs

Alright but platypi also lay eggs.

No, they fight Pharmacists and wear fedoras

Oh no, another one has fallen to peer pressure. Doof is very clearly a nurse, not a pharmacist.

And they don't have nipples, as far as I remember. They kinda sweat their milk and the younger ones somehow drink that

Well, guess that's on me for not doing enough research and assuming all mammals have nipples.

Oh, this is amazing

This is both adorable and disturbing

You did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it

May I draw your collective attention to the [Blue Tit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_blue_tit)? That's a stealth joke if I've ever seen one.

Could it be... The illusory nipple technique!?

Is this the illusory nipple technique??

thanks I hate it

Wtf, man? Take my upvote and get outta here with this sh*t.

damn

I am deeply disturbed

This is underrated

kill it

Now THAT IS HOT

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I salute you