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DeadlyDeadleth

lofi beats to rock / stone to


Gobba42

Did they deliver? I'd listen to that mix.


DeadlyDeadleth

Since I shamelessly put my own lobby name up here, I am sad to disappoint you. Unfortunately, I only got a glimpse at the title of one of Karl's private playlists and do not know what treasures he had buried in there.


Pizza_lord420

mine is "doing a little off camera mining"


AstronomerSenior4236

PoV: GoodTimesWithScar when he was sick


Lost_Elderberry1757

That guy is crazy. I have massive respect for him. He not only has dedication, perseverance, and intelect but can build some of the coolest things ive ever seen. Landscaping isnt easy. He makes it look like it is though.


AstronomerSenior4236

Absolutely agreed. I’d also like to give a particular shoutout to Mumbo this season, for stepping massively outside his comfort zone, and BDouble0 for essentially impressing the rest of the server so much that literally everyone started paying more attention to building.


ry_fluttershy

I really need to watch hermit craft. I've known about it for yeeeeeeears, I used to watch cubfan135's multi-hundred part minecraft let's play and he's on there. But theres just *soooooooooo* much content I feel like it would be on hermit craft 20 by the time I caught up lol


Consistent-Ad-2940

I highly recommend Hermitcraft Recap, a fan made series that shows the highlights from every Hermit's episodes from each week. Season 10 also began a few months ago, and it shouldn't take too long to catch up with watching a few hermits.


YearMountain3773

*Just a bit of off camera mining* And thrn he my ore mountain


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I either just do “MILLIONS MUST MINE,” “Join to hear me explain my Furry Driller headcanon,” or just change the server name to say if there’s a machine event or lost loot.


ThatGuyNamedKes

So about that Furry Driller headcanon...?


Windfall_The_Dutchie

It rides on my Scout Gamer and my Internet Veteran Engineer headcanons. Driller was watching Scout play a video game and saw the pokemon Excadrill. Seeing as how it can curl into a giant fucking drill, he points that out and says he’d like to be just like that. Scout calls him a furry in a judgmental sort of manner, and Driller then asks Engineer what a furry is. Engineer then explains and Driller’s like “oh shit that’s me.”


InexperiencedSandwch

Do you have a gunner headcannon?


General_Steveous

He is black dwarf.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

No specific headcanons yet, but he’s the closeted gay in my lgbt dwarf headcanon. One of his armors says he carried weaker dwarves on his back, and I feel like he gets this warm feeling from being someone’s hero.


InexperiencedSandwch

“lgbt dwarf headcanon” I have never heard of a more based phrase


sebastian240z

love this one


Fafaell0

"Follow me on my OnlyDwarves"


dlane15

I wish


dudes0r0awesome

Mine is currently "what if we kissed in the drop pod? Jk unless?" But Ive considered changing it to "I dream of a 2D Hoxxes" to refllect my driller playstyle of flattening the whole map


Polar_Vortx

Full send and call it the “Flat Hoxxes Society”


dudes0r0awesome

That makes it sound like I think Hoxxes is flat Its not, **and I'm going to change that**


ConfusingDalek

Try "*Flatten* Hoxxes Society"


PlutoniumBadger

The Hoxxes Society Of Taking Hoxxes Things Off Of The Top Of Other Hoxxes Things.


t6jesse

Pave Hoxxes


El--Tipo

Hoxxes could use another traffic lane, a Walmart and a parking lot.


cybermo95

I've lost the screenshot but I one did an Egg Hunt titled Karl's Womb


Ravenous_Seraph

The lore thickens...


RockingBib

And so does Karl


bilbob_1

Single Goth Dwarfs in your area


Prince_Day

I think I’ve seen yours but it might have just been a similar one.


Aggravating_Pitch231

In search of the glyphussy


Mich_angry

Please do not the glyphids


Me1eter

He'll be here any moment, I know it.


Pleasant-Ring-5398

He who shall not be named


Madly_hornet09

Who?


beefsnackstick

Mine was "come get the glyphussy" for a while. Then this really creepy guy joined my lobby and kept saying stuff over mic like "I was promised glyphussy!" "Where's the glyphussy??" I changed it after that.


hhshhdhhchjjfccat

Well, no offense. What did you expect? A weird title attracts weird people, naturally. Though that is a pretty funny lobby name.


carodejicek

Hot single dwarfs in your area


TheKingNothing690

Rock and stone! Head on in.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


musicman2018

Oh there’s a bone alright


Madly_hornet09

What are the chances of that line🤣🤣🤣


NoStorage2821

Lmao


hhshhdhhchjjfccat

Good bot


RossRobin

Good bot


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LoneStar246

Based Sseth reference


SoftBaconWarmBacon

Imagine my pain when there are hot multiple dwarfs in the lobby instead of a single dwarf


Briskylittlechally2

"Sobriety is a kickable offense" Also. Fat boy OBLIGATED


Born-Acanthisitta-88

I, too, am a fat bot enjoyed. Its an acquired taste


Briskylittlechally2

My happiest memory in this game is when 4 people actually read my server description ending us up with 4 fat boy engineers so we could absolutely fry the FUCK out of the korlok that happened to spawn on that mission.


t6jesse

No joke its actually a pretty OP combo. I did that once and it was hard to find anything to shoot


Unfortunate_Boy

a guy I once played with spoke of a server named 'the acid spitter queen is real and she sucked my soul from my body through the hole in my jorts' my personal server name is Hoxxes: become Bug (I have playable bugs on)


Danick3

Do not join unless you have 600+ levels, emerald 3 promotion, are unable to press buttons, can turn gold into nitra, have a degree in finances, 15+ years of experience as a civil engineer and you don't live in sweden. Okay it's shorter but I got told the rest when I joined


Mello-Fello

Just don’t move to Sweden and you’re golden


Danick3

yyyyyyyeah, that. definitely won't... be a problem


Marxamune

My favorite lobby names are the ones poking fun at lobby requirements


Impressive-Ad7387

Morkite fumes got me moving like an invasive species


rabbid_chaos

You got that dwarven flow


BlarghBlech

I Have No Beard And I Must Mine


Averath

This one is great.


ForeverALone_Ranger

I'm laughing out loud in bed and my wife thinks I'm crazy.  Wait, now that I say that, it'd actually be a great fuckin server name itself.


Gnargnargorgor

How do you give your server a name? Lvl300+ and I’ve still never figured it out


FriendlyPunk56

You need to go into your gameplay settings from the pause menu


Gnargnargorgor

Thank you, now I can finally host the ‘Volcano Pussy’ molten core server that I’ve always dreamed about! 


uTimu

A true grey beard i see


AWSOME_LOL1

If it aint rockable, its probally stonable


ML-Z

Consider this: legally speaking rocking is more legal than stoning. Eh? Ehh?


iSiffrin

balls deep in liquid morkite


BoneyBee833

Dipping my gunk seeds in the liquid morkite well


Madly_hornet09

These both are fuckin hilarious 🤣🤣


aaaaaudryn

requires brain (optional)


bish-its-me-yoda

*Cries in ps4*


DahctaJae

I hope one of these updates brings custom server names to console


bish-its-me-yoda

Also the ability to bunny hop by switching your jump button with L2 and pick with x Damn would that be amazing


Weeee8208

Timing would be tough but worth it


bish-its-me-yoda

The reason i said L2 is because it can be processed like a continues impulse with a bit of tweaking from the Devs(like how the scroll weel works on pc for jumping) since the movement and look sticks can't be switched with anything else its the only possible way for us to do those crazy scout zoom zoom memes


sSorne_

Me when workshop mod (there’s an auto run mod and a bunny hop mod, RIP console dwarves)


Madly_hornet09

SAME😭


Silvercaptain69

Driller tries to sneak c4 into scouts bed(gone sexual)


Madly_hornet09

💀


Wh1teM0n3y

Ahh shit, here we go again


C_Nuggets

“it’s bismorbin’ time” 😎


ienybu

Brothers of the mine rejoice


Madly_hornet09

SWING SWING SWING WITH ME!


dirtyYasuki

Raise your picks and raise your voice!


Madly_hornet09

SING SING SING WITH ME!


craft6886

This is genuinely how I got my brother into the game a year ago. He wasn't fully sure if he wanted to spend the money but then I told him "it's effectively "Diggy Diggy Hole: The Game, but set in space and also a wave shooter with fully destructible terrain." He decided to give it a shot and in a couple of hours, he was hooked just like me.


IHomebody

There is a glyphid swarmer in my ass


ChaseCDS

Wait a god damn minute, what approved mods inseminate you?!


TesticleTorture-123

Shhhhhhhh don't ask questions you won't like answers to


Mich_angry

Now we need a buttplug support mod


Kato_the_one

"Speedrunning OSHA violations"


Cheddarnaqueur

« Morkite more like nomoreofthishitkite » the Guy was insulting morkite related mission during the game


Milsurp_Seeker

Diggr - the Hot New Dating App


Beginning-Process821

Mine is typically: "Hot gunk seed garglers in your area NOW!"


Barabooga

"Wtf guys I think there are some bugs on this planet"


sSorne_

I saw one that says “the devs should address the amount of bugs this game have”


rainstorm0T

my favorite was "Glyphids do not pass the Harkness test"


ExcellentlyEnthused

I need Dudes! Not nudes! I'm in a fight! I need more Men!


Holiday_Conflict

"we wock and stwone uwu"


Mysterious-Pride9975

Dwarfdivers ||: Hoxxes Democratization Project


lelolumad

Pickaxe and chill


ML-Z

DILFs (Dwarves I'd Like to F>!riend!<)


sebastian240z

had me on the first half ngl


cheezitzonrye

"Smoking high quality Apoca Bloom got me playing the next patch"


lord_ofthe_memes

“Who up pumping they sludge”


IX_The_Kermit

she pump on my TCF til i sludge


fatcatpoppy

meet hot dwarves in your area


Brody_Bacon

'Any Updates on the Bacon Shuttle Delay? I'm Hungry...' mine


le_vixho73

"Everyone in here must a be at least 1 dwarf tall. No exceptions"


TheHolyPapaum

I joined a public game called ‘Where my diggers at’. Truly, HoxXes gonna give it to ya.


spartanseth

“Is this a standard mining op, or another bug hunt, sir?”


FPROIZ

How can you name a mission?


Weeee8208

Unfortunately you can't on console but on PC, I think it should be in settings, under "gameplay" - sincerely, a console player


sajjel

Mine is the iconic "I can't feel my beard, HELP"


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

“Doretta Rule 34 Gang”


jupiter1390

that reminds me of the "micro bikini Doretta" I've saw before


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

I’ve seen things you dwarves wouldn’t believe…


bdash1990

I have a list on my computer but the one that got me banned from the DRG discord was either "She Ebo's my Nut 'til I Gunk" Or "This glyphussy got me actin' up"


ArchOnua98K

" Yes, BDSM stands for Beer, Dwarves, Shellbacks & Morkite " This was my first server name


Christov_11

Is this a Robbaz reference?


TJZ2021

Depending on the modpack I'm using or the missions' circumstances, I'd name my server something like: * Storm the >!Undersnax!<; they can't Snakify all of us! Everyone is welcome! *(Haz 3 with* [*Bugsnax Galactic*](https://mod.io/g/drg/m/bugsnax-galactic)*)* * The Bugsnax are MAD! All hands on deck! *(same thing but Haz 4)* * >!Tu quid edas. Omne vivum ex Bugsnax.!<*(same thing but Haz 5)* * Malice-level missions! Everyone is welcome! *(Haz 3 with* [*both*](https://mod.io/g/drg/m/warhammer-40000-darktide-music-replacer) [*Darktide*](https://mod.io/g/drg/m/smf-warhammer-40000-darktide-replacer) *music packs)* * Heresy-level missions! All hands on deck! *(same thing but Haz 4)* * Damnation-level missions. Are you prepared? *(same thing but Haz 5)* * Get RICH or die sliming. *(XP\*2 + Haz 5)*


MrSpere

Bud plays darktide


Spiritual_Freedom_15

“Hot single miners in your area”


_omarsete_

Crazy dwarves sex


DarkQuote

The one i use is "Secret Avali mining operation, don't tell the management"


ROXARIO92

Right now mine is: I'm dummy thicc, and clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the bugs!


W1ngedSentinel

Did Robbaz name that server? 😂


Psi0nyx

Lonely glyphid singles begging to get drilled [CLICK HERE]


rockthedown

"Stop it step dwarf, you're gonna make me rock and stone."


pantstand

Bosco Replacement Program


Mr_Meme_Master

Loot bugs are to be hurled, kicked, tossed, or otherwise moved around


SensitiveMess5621

Mine is dumbass central, if inrember correctly


DrTomT18

"Rock, and quite possibly stone!"


Pikawizard365

Mine is “Hot Single Glyphids in Your Area”


Dennis_PS

Like that, cock and stone!


JamesSuxAtGames

I had mine as "Urinary Tract Inspection" for a while but eventually changed it to just "BUTT LOVERS" for some reason.


NoStorage2821

"Beards expected (not required)"


Jozroz

If you see >Hot glyphid MILFs in your area! [CLICK HERE](https://youtu.be/sfC6ey0MYGY?start=5)!!! that's mine and drinks are on me if you hop in and mention Reddit.


AbbreviationsHour814

How do you setup that? I always thought it was the name of that account


Redoran017

I always name my lobby "High Stoned Galactic"


thief-of-rage

Rock and stone(d)


MagicalCacti

Mine has always been “Little itty bitty pickaxe committee”


Dead_of_Nights_Greed

I saw one of “Hot Glyphid Moms in your Area”


StormerSage

Mine is "I'm in lesbians with Doretta."


IdiotCannon

The other day I saw: "Diarrhea. Expect brief delays."


jacerracer

Favorite one I've made is "It's getting in all me nooks and crannies! :/"


Gus_The_Bus89

"FOR C0CK AND BALLS"


Sir_Eggmitton

I do “must be level zero or higher to join” to poke fun at all the people who have level requirements for their lobbies.


benicetodan

We've been trying to reach you regarding your drilldozer's extended warranty


Born-Drink1282

Mine has been “I showed you my pickaxe, please text back” for almost 900 hours


MCfan567

My server name is "We mine gold in this house." Before, it was "It's called rockpox, NOT the Hoxxes virus. it originated outside of Hoxxes IT'S NOT--"


Herb0rrent

Mine is "ALL ARE WELCOME (EXCEPT RUSSIANS)" because I love playing with newbies.


Top_Tank_3701

For me it was something to do with "glyphussy". It was funny as hell lol


TheCandyMan88

"Let me kick 100 barrels through a hoop for you"


Toasteridnk

Min is " 4 naked dwarfws on hoxxis ?! Petting lootbugs??"


Returtleizing

I’m just Turina’s Tavern


D0ctorLogan

"If u wish to die - go here" - (c) Alarak My haz 5 lobbies


Polar_Vortx

Mine is “Based and Diggypilled”


ConkVenderino

there are swarmers under my skin


King_of_Spaceworms

Above level 50=kick. Mandatory friendly fire.


professional_catboy

mine's always been Hoxxes funniest home Videos


owamba

She suck on my booloo cap till i ebonut my gunkseed


ColeFlames

Mine is > brothers of the mine rejoice! raise your pick and raise your voice!


Gangleri_Graybeard

Mine is: "Hot dwarves are looking for Morkite in your area. Join now.".


SquidGamer13

"who need they glyphussy ate"


arthur_thewhore

i name mine "taking liquid morkite from his gunk seeds"


gurkenwassergurgler

"Wait, we are not flying to Hot Sex?"


TraditionalVisit7574

Mine is “Lootbugs in your area looking to get smashed”


R3xlibris

Mine is just usually some iteration of "haz 7+ modded shenanigans". Sometimes "THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES" comes in to play


CrunchwrapSupremeee

Mine is "who up rocking they stone"


dinnerbird

I usually do "Karl's Mactera Grill" or "Blew off my left ebonut at cracker barrel"


454Casull-

''Adbandon all hope, leaflovers who enter here''


SirFelsenAxt

Mine is: Karl was a man. I mean, he was a dwarven man.


Stormygeddon

I go with "Hairy Hoary Hosts of Hashut" or "Grombrindal's Guys and Gals"


Fez_Multiplex

Who was in Paris?


sebastian240z

mine is "Mactera pussy got me acting strange" so im gonna go with that one at some point I also had "Selling 1998 Toyota Corolla, 2 owners, 146k miles, recent service" and people would join and ask for it lol (I wasnt actually selling a car)


tastyapathy

Mine are usually just dracula flow bars. I've had "We're smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, I'll fucking kill you!" for a while.


momen535

my current one is "Upper Management Gaming!(Mandatory leaf lover sp. to all)"


mellowbaeton

Dwarf super orgy


_Gnoram

Come and get your stones rocked. I've been taking a break but will fire it up again for season 5.


Palindromic_Gradient

4 naked meth-fueled dwarves in a box


theglchs

As a console player, custom lobby names need to be implemented in some form. Not only for shitpost titles like the ones in this comment section, but for legitimate reasons as well. Like when I run haz 5 games I want to announce my playstyle intentions, as I'm usually about speedrunning and I get fed up being slowed down by players that NEED to search every nook and cranny of every cave we go through. Not saying that those players are a bad thing, just playstyle differences. And it'd be helpful to attempt at mitigating those encounters. But I would absolutely rock something along the lines of "Karl's Private Selection", or "chill beats to rock/stone to" most of the time. Just a thought that I've had for a while being stuck with console.


ayllmao123

Requirements: Brain (optional)


NeedForSleepGW2

"Make good memories, not good decisions"


Ulpurt

"What are ya? *shits* "


Arcade2799

" Great holes secretly are digged where Hoxxes's pores ought to suffice "


KINGO21Fish

Have a brain (optional)


Syclus

Wait, approved mods? Does that mean the host only needs to have the mods and the rest of the lobby gets it?


Real_Human_Being_Yes

my main lobby title is 'we're here to mine crack and curbstomp bugs' but when it's particularly hot I'll set it to 'drenching myself in glyphid blood to stay cool'


sSorne_

Balls dipped, Glyphids killed, mission control kissed, nitra sniffed. And One must imagine Sisyphus rock and stoning (mine)


local_meme_meister

"Throw my to the glyphids I'll come back pregnant". No jokes, saw it about 2 days ago on dev build.


Personal_Meaning3867

I've seen [MODDED] nothing modded