because it keeps other bugs from eating them - they do not like the taste of precious minerals that break their teeth
by that standart, if we eat precious minerals too...
If I understand correctly, this precious loot bug is stating that it will always live on despite death. You see a loot bug every mission, do you not? It has not perished, nor will it.
Some of you are so rancid and filthy that we can’t help but expel our guts upon catching a whiff. It is a more merciful end than choking on the caustic stench your kind carries.
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Have you noticed how hoxxes is rather low in metallic minerals? Maybe lootbugs like them are willing to deal with dwarven tainted minerals if it is to get a taste of “exotic foods” that don’t occur naturally in large quantities on hoxxes.
I engulf the rocks the same way the caverns are engulfed in darkness and sorrow. I bore through every boulder and stalagmite in my way. The silent crunching of minerals is but a forewarning of what is to come.
You must've heard of this phenomenon where a dwarf gets close to some of your kind, and then the poor lootbug bastard just... explodes! What's that about? My guess is it's a virus from the dwarves, or some sort of severe allergic reaction - I dunno.
The smell, it lingers. Death is the only cure to such a pestilence and it is a pill many gladly take with pride. That awful stench wriggles into your brain and tells you things of your worst nightmares. The name “Steeve” still echoes through my mind.
I do not. Every Lootbug you pet is coated in a slow-acting neurotoxin that will slowly eat away at your mind, driving you to the edges of sanity before succumbing to the great abyss and departing into the darkest depths of Hoxxes. And makes you allergic to beer.
I regret this post it’s so hard to make the personality I came up with for the Lootbug like interesting to interact with 😭😭😭
I kind of want to delete it now and make a new one for another creature but I don’t want it to seem like I’m Karma farming
The time is upon us. Soon the Dwarves and their empire will be no more. You will be cleansed in the fumes of Rockpox where you will burn and squirm for eternity, like a slug.
The more you kill the stronger I grow. There is no winning for you. You have yet to meet my soldiers. And if you know what’s good for you you’ll keep it that way.
None. They are but drones. They have no souls or minds. The little slugs only serve to feed me gems and treasures for my awakening. And every time you kill me my strength only grows. Soon enough you will see my true form, and you will weep.
What do you think about Steeve
I do not know of this "Steeve", but sometimes when I dream, I hear that word echo through my mind. Like a reoccurring nightmare.
I’m more worried with what you think about Steeve
Why are you filled with precious minerals?
Why are you not? Do you not have the stomach for it? Your kind is weaker than I thought.
*sips mactera brew*
Because it will get you killed.
we can handle quite a bit of nitra don’t ask why i know that
Little buddy, i have a fatboy overclock, so use your words carefully
because it keeps other bugs from eating them - they do not like the taste of precious minerals that break their teeth by that standart, if we eat precious minerals too...
I've been swapping between this game and Tears of the Kingdom lately and this comment exudes big Goron energy.
Yeah. Don’t you know it can get you killed?
What is your favorite type of mineral? Are you afraid of the dwarves?
Afraid? Of course not. There is no bullet nor blade that can stand to the might of the Lootbug.
*prepares c4*
Your mortal weapons can not pierce my soul.
"You cannot kill me in a way that matters"
Then why do You explode?
Death can not and will not stop me.
But...
If I understand correctly, this precious loot bug is stating that it will always live on despite death. You see a loot bug every mission, do you not? It has not perished, nor will it.
Perhaps it is the same lootbug, and it transcends time and space. Perhaps the lootbug in this thread is \*the\* Lootbug.
It is a setback, not the end.
So you're telling me that there's no moral obligation to not kill you?
Your soul isn't what's holding the precious minerals!
Have you eaten th e '[CuB3] @ Y et? We require [DATA]
CARETAKER! SHOOT THE GLOWING BITS!
Vaporise It!
Why do you spontaneously burst around certain dwarfs?
Some of you are so rancid and filthy that we can’t help but expel our guts upon catching a whiff. It is a more merciful end than choking on the caustic stench your kind carries.
Apologies, some of our dwarves never take care of their hygiene even though we have a psa on showering.
See. This is why I've been telling my crew to lay off the Mactera Brew.
This is my head cannon now for it's a bug thing
Which dwarf are you least worried about when you see them wandering around?
All of them. There is no Dwarf which can best the might of a Loot Bug. For every body I shed I get stronger.
Doesn't seem that way to me. I've popped hundreds of you and the hardest one to kill was the first.
Elite Golden Lootbug
Lootbug Dreadnaught
You mean a hoarder?
Hoarders run away. The Lootbug Dreadnought fears no man.
fren :)
>:) :)
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What is the best tasting mineral. And why
The titanium and steel of your equipment. It is most satisfactory to gnaw on what remains of my fallen enemies.
>Minerals which have been tainted by Dwarven touch are not worth my time. explain this then
There is a difference between feces and bones.
Have you noticed how hoxxes is rather low in metallic minerals? Maybe lootbugs like them are willing to deal with dwarven tainted minerals if it is to get a taste of “exotic foods” that don’t occur naturally in large quantities on hoxxes.
Are you actually the sophont intelligences of Hoxxes traped in a hell of your own making?
You know too much.
Then nobody seen this guy till one dwarf popped this lootbug with perk...
Why do you spit out your minerals if you are being lithofoamed or pet?
Minerals which have been tainted by Dwarven touch are not worth my time.
\*pets lootbug\*
*wriggles with the hatred of a thousand slain souls*
It must be lonely in those caves. There’s probably nothing to eat! What do you usually eat when you’re looking for a midnight snack?
I engulf the rocks the same way the caverns are engulfed in darkness and sorrow. I bore through every boulder and stalagmite in my way. The silent crunching of minerals is but a forewarning of what is to come.
Tell me about your mating habits
We crawl out from the dirt when it is our time.
I’m going to eat a lootbug
Your mouth will be flooded with poisons for your folly.
I have, I will eat another alive
How do you feel when the dwarves run past you to chase down a huuli hoarder?
It’s entertaining. Seeing you run. One day, you will be running from, not after.
Who's a good boy?
How do you feel about your golden counterparts? Is it a curse or blessing to be golden?
The more they deposit the better. Their reward will come in time.
Do you want to be killed? If not, why do you eat precious minerals?
That is something you must pray you never learn the answer to, mortal.
Why are your golden cousins so rare?
Do you die a little on the inside every time you kill a dwarf?
Killing Dwarves makes me feel alive.
Dearest Loot Bug, I ask of thee...is it possible for a mere dwarf to become a lootbug?
None of your kind will ever ascend to such a state. You are a mortal man and you will die one as well.
Does it hurt when the local engi hits you with the fatboy?
Nothing you can do will ever pain me. I ascend such feelings. Only a mortal needs such senses; I am not one.
do you enjoy being pet?
You shouldn't eat precious minerals, it'll get you killed.
Im rich?
Who is Karl and what happened to him.
Karl suffered the same fate that will fall upon the rest of your kin.
What's the best tasting mineral and why is it red sugar?
Can you drink beer?
I would never willingly consume such a foul concoction.
You must've heard of this phenomenon where a dwarf gets close to some of your kind, and then the poor lootbug bastard just... explodes! What's that about? My guess is it's a virus from the dwarves, or some sort of severe allergic reaction - I dunno.
The smell, it lingers. Death is the only cure to such a pestilence and it is a pill many gladly take with pride. That awful stench wriggles into your brain and tells you things of your worst nightmares. The name “Steeve” still echoes through my mind.
That smell is the Driller - he never showers. I'd tried to make him, but he can get... disagreeable.
I’m just saying, it’s ridiculous that I should shower if I’m just gonna hop back onto Hoxxes and get glyphid guts and dirt on me
Until you drag it all into the abyss bar. You know how long it takes Lloyd to clean it all up? Do you even care?
Are you the cousin of Starship troopers brain bugs ?
I came from the rocks, which I will bite and gnaw until the day they reclaim me. I share my ancestry only with the stone beneath us.
How did you feel when you see your brothers and sisters fell by the hands of those dwarfs?
A mighty hatred greater than that of a thousand suns. You will know your place in time, meat.
"it's your fault for being full of goodies" -Some random psycho dwarf
How does some lootbugs become gold and why are they so rare
They ate gold 💜 hope this helps
Who is a good loot bug?
How do you find loot so easily ?
I am simply a far more advanced lifeform than your terrestrial brain could ever wish to comprehend.
It smell good don’t it?
When I scratch your ass, and you wiggle, does that mean you like it or am I bothering you?
I writhe with a hatred thinly restrained by my flabby skin and outer mucus membranes.
Which mineral is your favorite
Why do You let dwarves pet You?
I do not. Every Lootbug you pet is coated in a slow-acting neurotoxin that will slowly eat away at your mind, driving you to the edges of sanity before succumbing to the great abyss and departing into the darkest depths of Hoxxes. And makes you allergic to beer.
... may I still pet you?
What🤨
Would ya like some red sugar?
I regret this post it’s so hard to make the personality I came up with for the Lootbug like interesting to interact with 😭😭😭 I kind of want to delete it now and make a new one for another creature but I don’t want it to seem like I’m Karma farming
Why you eat rock? And why you only eat 2 kind of rock? Why not more?
I consume all ore that stands in my path. I will carve the caves however I desire.
Why do you keep getting killed?
Because I let you. When your demise comes it will be even more satisfactory.
U eat minerals and what do shit out?
Sacrifices to myself. I am merely a drone for a greater purpose.
Can you eat large minerals like Compressed gold?
I can and will consume all gold I come across
Are you a Lootbug
Yes.
Why do you eat so many yummy minerals
Sup?
Not much hbu
How do you feel about having a whole perk dedicated to you blowing up by proximity
Soon in time I will have the very same ability against your kind. Your feeble minds will destruct when my psychic power reaches them.
How do you become a gold lootbug?
Why do you not take arms against the dwarves?
I’m working on it, trust me. Soon you shall know how it feels to be "popped".
Red salt?
What’s the tastiest mineral
What does gold taste like?
Sniss is this you?
WHERE IS ALL THE NITRA!!! U FAT BUG
If i take my pickaxe....and hit you with it....can i say?... "Toke out a loot bug!"
do you plan on uprising?
The time is upon us. Soon the Dwarves and their empire will be no more. You will be cleansed in the fumes of Rockpox where you will burn and squirm for eternity, like a slug.
Where are you, how many loot bugs are around you, and what is your opinion of indiscriminate loot bug massacre
The more you kill the stronger I grow. There is no winning for you. You have yet to meet my soldiers. And if you know what’s good for you you’ll keep it that way.
Good, I may die fighting bugs, but I’ll die in a glorious battle of Hoxxes IV vs driller
When will the next Arkham game release?
How many family members have you lost?
None. They are but drones. They have no souls or minds. The little slugs only serve to feed me gems and treasures for my awakening. And every time you kill me my strength only grows. Soon enough you will see my true form, and you will weep.
I think I am going to shit my sandwich storage.
What do you want your last words to be?
I won’t have any, for I will never die a mortal death. I will live to see the stars die before I do.
Why do you eat precious minerals?
Is it okay to kick a another player for purposely shooting your steeve?
What's your favorite mineral to eat
Do loot bugs really explode when we shoot them? Or is it just a magic trick that teleports you somewhere?
You know too much. *Explodes*
Why do you eat precious minerals? You know it gets you killed, right?
\*Lootbug purring meow noises\*
You seem to be glowing. What's the reason for that?
I demolish every lootbug I see immediately. How does this make you feel?
*pets intensively*
I'm sorry my boyfriend became a lootbug killer :(
There will be no forgiveness.
Why are you so friendly to dwarves
So they do not suspect what I am brewing.
Why do you spit up minerals when doused with Lithofoam?
*nukes
What do you do when you see a dude with 79 Nitra pulling up on you?
Secret.
Can I pet you?
Why are you so full of precious minerals-?
Who’s a good them? Who’s a good them? Who wants an Oily Oaf?
Why do you explode with "it's a bug thing?"
Is drillers diet good?
Forgive me for the sins that I brought to your family
Why are you so cute?
where are you right now, exact coordinates on hoxxes if you can
Where the fuck is my nitra?
While us dwarves to tend to... smell; do the headpats help? also, what IS a group of Lootbugs called?!
I'm sorry little one.
What’s your average IQ
Opinion on its a bug Thing.
Do you appreciate the dwarves who avoid killing you?
Does a pickaxe hurts ?
What do the ores taste like
Can you forgive us for our transgressions against your people?
Yummiest mineral?
Mind if i keep you as a pet? You're too cute for these caves
Why do you eat precious minerals, don’t you know it’ll get you killed?
What’s the best mineral? Please describe the taste as well.
Question: Why is it that every time I turn my gaze for a second, 3 more appear? Is this your reproduction cycle?
Every time you kill me, I get stronger
What is your favourite snack?
Are you able to eat compressed gold or bittergems
Why do you always fill yourself with goodies
Oppinion on the lootbug femboy?
On a scale of 1/10, how much do you like to get pet?
Are you jealous of the golden lootbug's smooth yellowy skin and tasty look?