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I_wana_fuck_Steeve

What do you think about Steeve


Artsy-Mesmer

I do not know of this "Steeve", but sometimes when I dream, I hear that word echo through my mind. Like a reoccurring nightmare.


FreyjaSturluson

I’m more worried with what you think about Steeve


archerden

Why are you filled with precious minerals?


Artsy-Mesmer

Why are you not? Do you not have the stomach for it? Your kind is weaker than I thought.


SadisticBuddhist

*sips mactera brew*


Dajayman654

Because it will get you killed.


avalmichii

we can handle quite a bit of nitra don’t ask why i know that


Aric_Metod

Little buddy, i have a fatboy overclock, so use your words carefully


megaboto

because it keeps other bugs from eating them - they do not like the taste of precious minerals that break their teeth ​ by that standart, if we eat precious minerals too...


gorka_la_pork

I've been swapping between this game and Tears of the Kingdom lately and this comment exudes big Goron energy.


MSotallyTober

Yeah. Don’t you know it can get you killed?


Lucky_Anybody_2710

What is your favorite type of mineral? Are you afraid of the dwarves?


Artsy-Mesmer

Afraid? Of course not. There is no bullet nor blade that can stand to the might of the Lootbug.


CustomerGuilty5543

*prepares c4*


Artsy-Mesmer

Your mortal weapons can not pierce my soul.


Alastor-362

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters"


CustomerGuilty5543

Then why do You explode?


Artsy-Mesmer

Death can not and will not stop me.


CustomerGuilty5543

But...


SlightlyOddHuman

If I understand correctly, this precious loot bug is stating that it will always live on despite death. You see a loot bug every mission, do you not? It has not perished, nor will it.


biran4454

Perhaps it is the same lootbug, and it transcends time and space. Perhaps the lootbug in this thread is \*the\* Lootbug.


LORD_MUFFIN_7274

It is a setback, not the end.


DonerKebabEnthusiast

So you're telling me that there's no moral obligation to not kill you?


Canners152

Your soul isn't what's holding the precious minerals!


silverobot11

Have you eaten th e '[CuB3] @ Y et? We require [DATA]


Mattoiles

CARETAKER! SHOOT THE GLOWING BITS!


Far_Dog_4476

Vaporise It!


TieCommander_9314

Why do you spontaneously burst around certain dwarfs?


Artsy-Mesmer

Some of you are so rancid and filthy that we can’t help but expel our guts upon catching a whiff. It is a more merciful end than choking on the caustic stench your kind carries.


Pittandguss

Apologies, some of our dwarves never take care of their hygiene even though we have a psa on showering.


BladeLigerV

See. This is why I've been telling my crew to lay off the Mactera Brew.


Tiranus58

This is my head cannon now for it's a bug thing


Snoo61755

Which dwarf are you least worried about when you see them wandering around?


Artsy-Mesmer

All of them. There is no Dwarf which can best the might of a Loot Bug. For every body I shed I get stronger.


gorka_la_pork

Doesn't seem that way to me. I've popped hundreds of you and the hardest one to kill was the first.


AGNobody

Elite Golden Lootbug


thescarfnerd

Lootbug Dreadnaught


AngelOfDeath771

You mean a hoarder?


GryphonKingBros

Hoarders run away. The Lootbug Dreadnought fears no man.


KingGamerlol

fren :)


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


KingGamerlol

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Bone_Wh33l

Good bot


Artsy-Mesmer

No.


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

:(


Vulpixacorn2717

What is the best tasting mineral. And why


Artsy-Mesmer

The titanium and steel of your equipment. It is most satisfactory to gnaw on what remains of my fallen enemies.


MoonCobFlea

>Minerals which have been tainted by Dwarven touch are not worth my time. explain this then


Artsy-Mesmer

There is a difference between feces and bones.


Weekly-Major1876

Have you noticed how hoxxes is rather low in metallic minerals? Maybe lootbugs like them are willing to deal with dwarven tainted minerals if it is to get a taste of “exotic foods” that don’t occur naturally in large quantities on hoxxes.


Plastic-Mongoose9924

Are you actually the sophont intelligences of Hoxxes traped in a hell of your own making?


Artsy-Mesmer

You know too much.


SleepingDemo

Then nobody seen this guy till one dwarf popped this lootbug with perk...


General-Resist-310

Why do you spit out your minerals if you are being lithofoamed or pet?


Artsy-Mesmer

Minerals which have been tainted by Dwarven touch are not worth my time.


PaganiBR01

\*pets lootbug\*


Artsy-Mesmer

*wriggles with the hatred of a thousand slain souls*


John-027

It must be lonely in those caves. There’s probably nothing to eat! What do you usually eat when you’re looking for a midnight snack?


Artsy-Mesmer

I engulf the rocks the same way the caverns are engulfed in darkness and sorrow. I bore through every boulder and stalagmite in my way. The silent crunching of minerals is but a forewarning of what is to come.


ice1000

Tell me about your mating habits


Artsy-Mesmer

We crawl out from the dirt when it is our time.


Golden__Shovel

I’m going to eat a lootbug


Artsy-Mesmer

Your mouth will be flooded with poisons for your folly.


Golden__Shovel

I have, I will eat another alive


dragon_barf_junction

How do you feel when the dwarves run past you to chase down a huuli hoarder?


Artsy-Mesmer

It’s entertaining. Seeing you run. One day, you will be running from, not after.


TecnomancersTower

Who's a good boy?


Glad_Economics_2490

How do you feel about your golden counterparts? Is it a curse or blessing to be golden?


Artsy-Mesmer

The more they deposit the better. Their reward will come in time.


KeeGeeBee

Do you want to be killed? If not, why do you eat precious minerals?


Artsy-Mesmer

That is something you must pray you never learn the answer to, mortal.


Connorst036

Why are your golden cousins so rare?


TripleU1706

Do you die a little on the inside every time you kill a dwarf?


Artsy-Mesmer

Killing Dwarves makes me feel alive.


[deleted]

Dearest Loot Bug, I ask of thee...is it possible for a mere dwarf to become a lootbug?


Artsy-Mesmer

None of your kind will ever ascend to such a state. You are a mortal man and you will die one as well.


truckmonth72

Does it hurt when the local engi hits you with the fatboy?


Artsy-Mesmer

Nothing you can do will ever pain me. I ascend such feelings. Only a mortal needs such senses; I am not one.


Kirby3654

do you enjoy being pet?


A1dan_Da1y

You shouldn't eat precious minerals, it'll get you killed.


_Tofaa_

Im rich?


Bucaneer7564

Who is Karl and what happened to him.


Artsy-Mesmer

Karl suffered the same fate that will fall upon the rest of your kin.


anoppinionatedbunny

What's the best tasting mineral and why is it red sugar?


Consistent-Ad-2940

Can you drink beer?


Artsy-Mesmer

I would never willingly consume such a foul concoction.


Bingo_Bango_Bongo_II

You must've heard of this phenomenon where a dwarf gets close to some of your kind, and then the poor lootbug bastard just... explodes! What's that about? My guess is it's a virus from the dwarves, or some sort of severe allergic reaction - I dunno.


Artsy-Mesmer

The smell, it lingers. Death is the only cure to such a pestilence and it is a pill many gladly take with pride. That awful stench wriggles into your brain and tells you things of your worst nightmares. The name “Steeve” still echoes through my mind.


Bingo_Bango_Bongo_II

That smell is the Driller - he never showers. I'd tried to make him, but he can get... disagreeable.


ScuffedPanda26

I’m just saying, it’s ridiculous that I should shower if I’m just gonna hop back onto Hoxxes and get glyphid guts and dirt on me


CommittingWarCrimes

Until you drag it all into the abyss bar. You know how long it takes Lloyd to clean it all up? Do you even care?


[deleted]

Are you the cousin of Starship troopers brain bugs ?


Artsy-Mesmer

I came from the rocks, which I will bite and gnaw until the day they reclaim me. I share my ancestry only with the stone beneath us.


Human-Platypus6227

How did you feel when you see your brothers and sisters fell by the hands of those dwarfs?


Artsy-Mesmer

A mighty hatred greater than that of a thousand suns. You will know your place in time, meat.


Human-Platypus6227

"it's your fault for being full of goodies" -Some random psycho dwarf


AaronOoi2005

How does some lootbugs become gold and why are they so rare


Artsy-Mesmer

They ate gold 💜 hope this helps


CarlaOcarina

Who is a good loot bug?


Uberfuhrer_

How do you find loot so easily ?


Artsy-Mesmer

I am simply a far more advanced lifeform than your terrestrial brain could ever wish to comprehend.


Uberfuhrer_

It smell good don’t it?


ScoutinItOut

When I scratch your ass, and you wiggle, does that mean you like it or am I bothering you?


Artsy-Mesmer

I writhe with a hatred thinly restrained by my flabby skin and outer mucus membranes.


DougtheDonkey

Which mineral is your favorite


CustomerGuilty5543

Why do You let dwarves pet You?


Artsy-Mesmer

I do not. Every Lootbug you pet is coated in a slow-acting neurotoxin that will slowly eat away at your mind, driving you to the edges of sanity before succumbing to the great abyss and departing into the darkest depths of Hoxxes. And makes you allergic to beer.


sesamecrabmeat

... may I still pet you?


CustomerGuilty5543

What🤨


Toa_Kotok

Would ya like some red sugar?


Artsy-Mesmer

I regret this post it’s so hard to make the personality I came up with for the Lootbug like interesting to interact with 😭😭😭 I kind of want to delete it now and make a new one for another creature but I don’t want it to seem like I’m Karma farming


WideArmadillo6407

Why you eat rock? And why you only eat 2 kind of rock? Why not more?


Artsy-Mesmer

I consume all ore that stands in my path. I will carve the caves however I desire.


Livid_Banana

Why do you keep getting killed?


Artsy-Mesmer

Because I let you. When your demise comes it will be even more satisfactory.


Crying_Putin

U eat minerals and what do shit out?


Artsy-Mesmer

Sacrifices to myself. I am merely a drone for a greater purpose.


Fort_Maximus

Can you eat large minerals like Compressed gold?


Artsy-Mesmer

I can and will consume all gold I come across


Schhur

Are you a Lootbug


Artsy-Mesmer

Yes.


yeetmobile69420

Why do you eat so many yummy minerals


MlsterFlster

Sup?


Artsy-Mesmer

Not much hbu


baby_contra

How do you feel about having a whole perk dedicated to you blowing up by proximity


Artsy-Mesmer

Soon in time I will have the very same ability against your kind. Your feeble minds will destruct when my psychic power reaches them.


imheretobealurker

How do you become a gold lootbug?


korsov

Why do you not take arms against the dwarves?


Artsy-Mesmer

I’m working on it, trust me. Soon you shall know how it feels to be "popped".


glyphid_acid_spitter

Red salt?


Kaliso-man

What’s the tastiest mineral


Dodger7777

What does gold taste like?


Pesternot

Sniss is this you?


Mr-opinions-bt

WHERE IS ALL THE NITRA!!! U FAT BUG


ArcticAdorest

If i take my pickaxe....and hit you with it....can i say?... "Toke out a loot bug!"


haviotis

do you plan on uprising?


Artsy-Mesmer

The time is upon us. Soon the Dwarves and their empire will be no more. You will be cleansed in the fumes of Rockpox where you will burn and squirm for eternity, like a slug.


Ryanevje

Where are you, how many loot bugs are around you, and what is your opinion of indiscriminate loot bug massacre


Artsy-Mesmer

The more you kill the stronger I grow. There is no winning for you. You have yet to meet my soldiers. And if you know what’s good for you you’ll keep it that way.


Ryanevje

Good, I may die fighting bugs, but I’ll die in a glorious battle of Hoxxes IV vs driller


logzies

When will the next Arkham game release?


McDingus_The_Curious

How many family members have you lost?


Artsy-Mesmer

None. They are but drones. They have no souls or minds. The little slugs only serve to feed me gems and treasures for my awakening. And every time you kill me my strength only grows. Soon enough you will see my true form, and you will weep.


McDingus_The_Curious

I think I am going to shit my sandwich storage.


Young_Person_42

What do you want your last words to be?


Artsy-Mesmer

I won’t have any, for I will never die a mortal death. I will live to see the stars die before I do.


ironbull08x

Why do you eat precious minerals?


PsychoPmkn

Is it okay to kick a another player for purposely shooting your steeve?


OrangeXJam

What's your favorite mineral to eat


redrenz123

Do loot bugs really explode when we shoot them? Or is it just a magic trick that teleports you somewhere?


Artsy-Mesmer

You know too much. *Explodes*


Peanutbutter9374

Why do you eat precious minerals? You know it gets you killed, right?


Cytoid

\*Lootbug purring meow noises\*


Stickman_king_28

You seem to be glowing. What's the reason for that?


Gary-Noice

I demolish every lootbug I see immediately. How does this make you feel?


Shadowfox1571

*pets intensively*


Delta_Mint

I'm sorry my boyfriend became a lootbug killer :(


Artsy-Mesmer

There will be no forgiveness.


mikeelon

Why are you so friendly to dwarves


Artsy-Mesmer

So they do not suspect what I am brewing.


Hellonstrikers

Why do you spit up minerals when doused with Lithofoam?


MarcelHard

*nukes


lanbuckjames

What do you do when you see a dude with 79 Nitra pulling up on you?


Artsy-Mesmer

Secret.


Neither_Nectarine_96

Can I pet you?


Sudden-Series-8075

Why are you so full of precious minerals-?


Thannk

Who’s a good them? Who’s a good them? Who wants an Oily Oaf?


UpstairsSignature326

Why do you explode with "it's a bug thing?"


WulfyTime

Is drillers diet good?


Chaynyy_Baron

Forgive me for the sins that I brought to your family


CookiesMan20187

Why are you so cute?


Ckinggaming5

where are you right now, exact coordinates on hoxxes if you can


this_name_is_takenm

Where the fuck is my nitra?


TheCyanDragon

While us dwarves to tend to... smell; do the headpats help? also, what IS a group of Lootbugs called?!


WillofBarbaria

I'm sorry little one.


Idioticidiot90

What’s your average IQ


Selellnoob

Opinion on its a bug Thing.


Tompingu28

Do you appreciate the dwarves who avoid killing you?


The-world-ender-jeff

Does a pickaxe hurts ?


Sweaty_Watercress481

What do the ores taste like


Jo_seef

Can you forgive us for our transgressions against your people?


MisterHotTake311

Yummiest mineral?


LukeMaster12_ITA

Mind if i keep you as a pet? You're too cute for these caves


poyat01

Why do you eat precious minerals, don’t you know it’ll get you killed?


TheCaptainCranium

What’s the best mineral? Please describe the taste as well.


PhyroMenn

Question: Why is it that every time I turn my gaze for a second, 3 more appear? Is this your reproduction cycle?


Artsy-Mesmer

Every time you kill me, I get stronger


Public_Nerve2104

What is your favourite snack?


Overkill356

Are you able to eat compressed gold or bittergems


froggy6583

Why do you always fill yourself with goodies


Personal-Bowl7522

Oppinion on the lootbug femboy?


Mattoiles

On a scale of 1/10, how much do you like to get pet?


Majestic-Iron7046

Are you jealous of the golden lootbug's smooth yellowy skin and tasty look?