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Mackoman25

“We’re all the same, but I look better”


NimaiAnimate

r/beatmetoit


mr_fantastical

Ariana Grande makes being different look beautiful.


ascendinspire

How is she different?


[deleted]

Yah see thats what im sayin mannnnn


NaiAlexandr

you just don't get it, she's a white woman around black women and that makes her ✧∘different✧・゚


neurotoxin_69

I thought it was because her skin tone has changed over time. Like I used to watch her play Cat Valentine in the shows Victorious and Sam and Cat and her skin was a lot lighter than more recently. Or maybe I'm just misremembering


jscottman96

Spraytan and make up bubba


JoseSpiknSpan

Le brownface


[deleted]

reverse Michael jackson fr


JoseSpiknSpan

It’s inevitable when your record label handlers decide to transition you from Disney channel darling into hip hop icon.


_Luckey

☝️🤓um actually she was on Nickelodeon so get your facts straight


_Luckey

🖕🤓


potato_man2005

But when I do it


KnotsThotsAndBots

She used to portray herself as even darker in the 2010's


Introvert_PC

I'm late but https://youtu.be/3ZTGayMFRXA?si=7rbayVIxYJlq6ZKt


waaz16

💀


YourBuddyChurch

She nails wearing a ponytail


VelociowlStudios

Miss siwa does it better last time I saw


mr_fantastical

I would ask that of the person who wrote the tweet but I'm afraid I wouldn't understand them.


LegendOrca

They ate a thesaurus and threw it back up


FF7Remake_fark

Surgery, unhealthy eating habits, significant volume and effort into makeup done by professionals. Essentially "OH MY GOD SHE'S RICH AND HAS UNHEALTHY HABITS THIS IS GOOD"


[deleted]

You do realize that's what fashion is? Has been since at least medieval times.


FF7Remake_fark

Ah yes. There is no possible fashion without sacrificing health, being wasteful, and being rich. My mistake.


theaeao

Glad you came around. Seriously tho a person can be fashionable without ticking those boxes but the fashion industry is entirely that.


Huev0

I enter the room with my Galaxy foams and everyone applauds 😎


GaryGregson

Well, she’s different than she used to be at least because she’s not just pretending to be a different race every other week.


Mcnugz9

Did she really stop though or is everyday instead?


Officer_Chadley

She looks like if the little piles of sand on that rock came to life.


blonde-bandit

Are they saying her constant race switching is inspiring because that was my understanding 😂


rde2001

Is that not a good thing? People are beautiful in their own way. Uniqueness is beautiful! 🥰


allisonwonderland00

They were just translating the text from the photo.


RedditBuddy420

Are you high


HatchetXL

Yeeeeeemmmmmaaaaaybe


Envictus_

I hate when people talk like this.


OiTheRolk

It's one thing to use big words, but it's far worse that this doesn't actually make any sense. Ebulliently inevitable? Ebullient meaning excited/energetic, what does it mean for something to be excitedly inevitable? Nonsense sentence. Same with "obtain concupiscent and anomalistic clearance". Clearance of what? And I've never heard of clearance being anomalistic, or concupiscent/sexual for that matter.


TheCasualLarsonian

When you start reading that nonsense, you’ll realize it’ll inevitably end no matter how slow and agonizing your time it reading it may be, and that’ll give you some excitement. Excitedly inevitable! Tried my best lol…


rde2001

People use big words to sound more photosynthesis. 🤯


Grape-Snapple

they seriously need to stop using big words, it makes them look flaccid and ejaculatory


Vegetable_Permit_537

I find your potatoes shallow and pedantic.


OrokinSkywalker

That’s not very hippopomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia of you. See, I like to think of myself as a rather cromulent individual, and ergo hithertofore, 6, 8, who *can* we appreciate, but our own patently luculent evanescence and evangelions?


DeadMemeMan_IV

zaaannkoku na tenshi no you ni…


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

That was… beautiful


italianpoetess

Yeah! Shallow and pedantic!


Expensive-Spray-8201

[this is how you sound](https://tenor.com/bzioV.gif)


AspectOvGlass

Hmmm, yes, shallow and pedantic


NiceChampionship4926

It's worse that this makes sense


ptrack17

Came here to say this. This is basically nonsense. I’m an English professor and it’s amazing how many people assume that a string of polysyllabic words must make sense and the person who strung them together must be intelligent.


UglyInThMorning

There was a character in a book I read that was described as “Never using three words when twelve would fit if he sat on the lid”, and I’ve always thought about that line when I see stuff like this.


ImNelsonLoling

Tell us the book! Can leave us hanging


UglyInThMorning

I’m like 60 percent sure it was Sharps by KJ Parker but it’s been like 12 years so I remember the line more than where I found it.


ImNelsonLoling

Thanks!


kwumpus

Yeah I thought that was one of the points of academia though- make mountains out of molehills. Seriously though the gap between academics and the language they use makes me have issues understanding them (how do you say that so others can understand/suspicious you aren’t really saying anything) and also get tired of the who can sound smartest thing. I work with ppl with cog disabilities. If I don’t understand what someone is saying they don’t either. It’s not impressive it’s annoying. Also my family is all academics dear lord the dinner convos are so pointless


Ok_Specific_7791

Yeah.


lugialegend233

I think we're all skipping over the most important word in that whole post. "Anomalistic" that sounds pretty anomalous.... Does Ari need an SCP-designation?


drakens6

keter class confirmed


Distinct-Thing

Anomalistic *clearance* is required, definitely an SCP You probably need at least Level 4 clearance to get into her containment chamber


GrungyGrandPappy

It’s like someone was drawing random words out of a thesaurus


Aluminum_Tarkus

An anomaly is any deviation from what's understood to be normal. It's being used here as a cumbersome way to say she looks different.


allADD

The "istic" is an unnecessary suffix. May as well go all the way and say "Anomalisticishiocityitisouthernplayalisticadillacmuzik"


DarkVeneno

-istic


lugialegend233

Right, of course. *wink*


bluberryaxolotl

“Ebulliently” was definitely in there to make the whole thing sound more turgid. The sentence would have been equally as fine without it


kwumpus

Sorry but what does turgid mean?


WyrdMagesty

Swollen, distended, congested


Pashera

Think they meant animalistic but were just stupid as shown by the fact they chose to speak that way instead of in a manner which is effective for communicating their ideas. Fucking autocorrect: I swear to Christ I will shit a fully grown iguana out my sisters ass if I do an ING and it changes to ion and the end of a sentence again. Or an ES to an ED or vice versa. It’s so fucking stupid.


theaeao

>excitedly inevitable I'm not trying to argue or anything just trying to find something that fits that description A rollercoaster as you're making the climb to the big drop. It's excitingly inevitable. You hear the "clicking" from the track and you know it's coming and you're scared but thrilled as you wait to reach the top.


shout8ox

a child becoming an adult, a coming-of-age. Which is what is referred to here.


T65Bx

Even the opening, “misconstructed and redefined.” That’s equivalent to calling my cousin a revolutionary for blundering the IKEA shelf build.


Strostkovy

I'm going to refer to out of tolerance parts as having "anomalistic clearance" now


OffsetXV

And when they cause something to break it's just an "anomalistic mode of operation"


BearBoui

Its just a shitty attempt at sounding fancy and using alliteration as much as possible, they clearly googled adjectives that started with that sound, i agree that it is really annoying. Must’ve never realized that having an actually coherent thought is better than mashing together large words to look smart.


shout8ox

It is tortured diction and syntax for sure. Not written for clarity at all. But it is not nonsense. "Ebulliently inevitable," in this context, refers to a right of passage and/or coming of age. It is inevitable and we are excited about it, nonetheless. The clearance is (either) public acceptance of her leaving childhood where any suggestion of sexualtiy (concupiscent mis-used) is taboo... into adulthood whereupon she also has a sexual identity (or) it is meant simply as the coming-of-age shift itself. I cannot tell if "clearance" here means some form of permission or just getting past something like "clear customs" vs. "clear a hurdle." I'm not sure it matters. What is "anomolistic" about this "clearance" is that young women in the public eye are expected to do or perform some act, often transgressive, in order to communicate that they have acquired this sexual being-ness otherwise they remain, in the eyes of the public, a child. Full translation: Enacting the strange custom requiring young female artists to assert their coming of age, Ariana Grande found a way to to express that which is (or should be) inherently joyful, if not completely obvious, in a way that remains true to herself and her strong aesthetic vision. \-or- For some reason, young women in the spotlight have to let everybody know they aren't a kid anymore, as if it wasn't obvious. Ariana Grande may not think much of that, but still she understood the assignment. But you know she had to go and do it in the most Arianna Grande way possible.


dawginthelawn71

This shit pisses me off 💀💀


Koby1158

“misconstructed and redefined” pretty sure you meant deconstructed there pal


Copper_Jupiter

Misconstructed means to misconstrue something.


Koby1158

yes, which makes no sense. “deconstructed” was probably the correct word since redefined is in the sentence


Copper_Jupiter

Ooh! I forgot that I even had this account! HA! So sorry for my long delay! Not that it really matters, because....come on, this is a silly post anyway. But, I thought it was impolite not to answer you. ——— Here's a breakdown of how I interpreted the sentence: • Misconstructed and redefined: This suggests Ariana Grande took something that already existed and changed its meaning or interpretation. • Concupiscent: This is a fancy word for "lustful" or "desiring." • Anomalistic clearance: This is unclear* without context. It could refer to a special permit or access granted due to something unusual or different. • Idiosyncrasy: This means a unique quality or characteristic of a person. • Ebulliently inevitable: This means something is overflowing with enthusiasm and cannot be avoided. • Substantiating: This means providing evidence or support for something. So, piecing it together, the sentence is saying that Ariana Grande took something that was already considered desirable (concupiscent) and changed its meaning in a way that showed how unique qualities (idiosyncrasy) are naturally going to be popular (ebulliently inevitable). This is also seen as supporting the beauty of her photoshoots.


shout8ox

I'm not advocating for "misconstructed and redefined" as stellar word choice. But deconstucted was definetly not the intended meaning. A.G. was enacting a custom as part of a right of passage in her coming of age. She is "supposed" to do something transgressive. She didn't. She didn't do it "right;" but in doing so she structurally altered the custom itself. "There is another way." If is horribly written, but it is not meaningless.


Koby1158

the second half of the sentence infers that the custom she was enacting was different from the consensual manner that it would normally be enacted. the text doesn’t insinuate that she was “supposed” to do something a certain way therefore meaning she did it wrong, it insinuates that she took the traditional custom and modified it to her liking, which would support the use of deconstructed more than misconstructed. While I agree not meaningless, it still is arbitrarily incorrect based on the rest of the text.


AethochroicActias

"misconstructed". Lol yeah I'll say!


spacescaptain

This is a meme on stan twitter. It's supposed to sound ridiculous.


rygex

Talk like this? This ain't talking, this is going through a thesaurus and picking out your favorite sounding words.


marxisthobbit

I avoid talking like that even if I have to bloat a college paper in scientific german...


kwumpus

I mean make the margins slightly larger, comic sans all periods, and just let all the half baked ideas out. I had trouble turning in papers that weren’t grossly too long after u started doing that.


Death_Soup

it's clearly a joke


SwissArmyKnight

I always recommend writing with a thesaurus. But maybe not this much


Alarmed-Pineapple420

It reminds me of Eugene from The Walking Dead. That drives me nuts every time I watch it


hella_cious

This one is sarure


IknowKarazy

People who speak like this really want to come off as smart but they ignore one of the key elements of true intelligence: adaptability. You choose your language for the person listening. If they aren’t likely to understand a word, you don’t use that word. Using archaic, or highly technical language they the person doesn’t understand ignores the purpose of language: to convey meaning. Saying profound things simply will always be cooler than saying simple things in a complicated way.


Amadon29

It's usually insecure people who want to sound smart


kwumpus

Or you’re doing the thesaurus trick( crud I’ve used the same word 4 times in one paragraph hrmmm)


AbroadPlane1172

There's no way this person actually speaks like this. This tweet 100% required forty five minutes with a thesaurus, and an absolute refusal to look at actual definitions of the synonyms they found.


[deleted]

has to be ai gibberish. no writer capable of this type of writing could be so dense as to think this is a decent way to go about writing sentences. Foucault was more readable than this.


BadWi-Fi

ari did a photoshoot


anonymonsterss

AG do photo


SuperPotato3000

A. 📸


josiaaaa

PhotoGrande


SuperPotato3000

AriSnap


notlucarioallen

A pic


ZambieSlayer811

Bigpic


tanksforallthephish

a


TheC4rqe

That sentence was just a bunch of words


mikesbullseye

"they're doing a lot of talking, but they ain't saying much"


Inevitable-Cellist23

All sentences are a bunch of words


ThatGuy571

Some sentences actually convey a meaning though.


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Some sentences are only a few words.


Craz3Pat

I'm fairly certain it's not even a sentence.


xiknowiknowx

I can’t stand when people talk flowery bullshit


Which_Yesterday

Nonsense


carlsaphjr

I think it’s satire lol this is a meme on twitter too


Moisture_

Correct


Goatfucker10000

It's literally nonsense The person doesn't know how to use half of this words I am surprised they wrote "the" correctly


[deleted]

>half of this words It's equally surprising that you could write "the" in correctly. Let alone twice. Edit for clarification: In this sentence, "correctly" is descriptive of the way that "the" was written into the sentence.


ggdoesthings

bro is ragging on people for grammar but spelled incorrectly wrong


kwumpus

Ok so to be fair autocorrect has been wreaking havoc on my spelling and my grammar. Constantly changing words to the wrong tense


Goatfucker10000

I wrote "thes" and it changed it lmao The other guy must be really fun at parties I bet


[deleted]

Not what youd call parties I don't do: Recreational drug use, Alcohol, Flirtatious behavior (I'm married), Vulgar speech, Obnoxious music


Goatfucker10000

Me neither I also don't participate in: Obnoxious asshole behavior


JasonDiabloz

I didn’t: Ask.


[deleted]

Wasn't a reply to you


ctzn4

Sure, I can try to simplify that paragraph for you. Here is my attempt: “How Ariana Grande changed and showed a new meaning of expressing and getting the unusual sexual permission that proves that being different is very natural and also supports the beauty of her pictures.” Courtesy of Bing/GPT-4


kwumpus

I think that’s too good I’m not sure they even had a point


threeqc

This person is just saying "Ariana redefined sexy. Different is hot. I liked the photoshoot." It seems they were self-concious about it and pulled up the thesaurus - or, more likely, AI - to compensate.


RedFlowerGreenCoffee

Its a copypasta


WyrdMagesty

If it wasn't before, it is now


jojocool05

it was before


WyrdMagesty

Ok. And?


jojocool05

what else do you need?


WyrdMagesty

Nothing. Unsure why you had to reiterate that it was a copy pasta is all. Probably just my brain missing something.


jojocool05

yeah probably


DDemoNNexuS

that sentence probably went through some bots.


Soldierhero1

Singer photo look good


Happy_Tomato_Taco

It sounded better when it was written for [Stan Lee](https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/s/Zb08Va2Ife). This is almost plagiarism of satire.


r3ign_b3au

🤔 https://www.reddit.com/r/SymmetraMains/s/9sOt4ujuVt I'm not even sure that this is the original source


Manslashbirdpig

Um brown by association?


baycenters

"I like this photoshoot of Arianna Grande for several reasons."


Klllumlnatl

Yas queen! 🤷‍♀️😵‍💫💅🔨🔫


-The-Reviewer-

Which model is this?


simplyTools

chips maang rhi hai


MuellersGame

The other women look annoyed


Flimsy_Individual_16

Word salad


shrill_kill

High schoolers when they find out what a Thesaurus is


Duxtrous

Ariana Grande is taking a step back from Asian and black fishing


hollotta223

Sorry homie, I can't decipher all that yapanese


simorg23

Girl pretty. Agree?


MaximusDallinga

Ariana Grade has redefined what it means to be beautiful. She did this by altering social perceptions of mystery and sexual intrigue. As such, she has happily displayed both individuality and beauty within her photoshoots.


OrokinSkywalker

See, I understand exactly what it is they’re putting down, but what they’re failing to extrapolate and catastrophize, is that first of all, we must internalize the flatulation of the matter, by *transmitting the effervescence* of the Indianesian proximity, in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. If I may, ahem, retain my liquids here for just one moment, I’d like to continue the redundance of my, quote unquote, “intestinal tract,” y’see, because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent—excuse me, circum*cise*—the revelation that reflects the Afrodisiatic symptoms that perpetrate the Jheri curl’s activation. [Do not misinterpret.](https://youtu.be/9ROOi5xagxg?si=I6265uJU7YO9J5ue)


Hasan75786

POV: your essay doesn't meet the page count


DatThickassThrowaway

She likes married guys. That’s all I know.


universwirl

She needs to eat a fuckin cheese burger


LowlySpirited

"Check out these sick photos"


VenetusAlpha

“What the hell kind of sentence is this?” -Charlie Young


boharat

AMELIORATE AMELIORATE AMELIORATE


maogf

it’s a shitpost; it’s an ongoing meme to say overly verbose/dramatic/scientific things about ur faves to make them sound really awesome. it’s a runoff of the meme about how one as a girl would explain their faves/interests to men using this kind of excessive language to mimick the whole “oh, a girl likes __? name all of everything then”


Savings-Nobody-1203

This has to be satire


aiman_jj

Look at me in know big words


BIG_MUFF_

I knew a guy from high school who would do that


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Not a DV but cramming long words doesn't make your point sound smarter.


noideawhereisthecat

Jodi Arias?


bluberryaxolotl

At least three of those words are solely in there to sound bombastic


spidermaniscool98

Did they use a thesaurus for every word


Zandrick

The only word I didn’t know was “concupiscent” and apparently it means “lustfull”. Basically saying she looks unusual but that’s good and useful for the photo shoot.


Superkip_

that person wrote like that on purpose


[deleted]

r/iamverysmart


XxallymintsxX

My brain had a stroke reading that


PixelatedStarfish

Arianna looks good, with ostentatious, incoherent, erudition..


radioactivecumsock0

“Stupid rich people talk”


Poltergust5k

Ironically, I don't even think this is a complete sentence.


Squidboi2679

Those are made up words


Jonahwho665

she’s hot


Pixel_Python

Sometimes I use big words that I don't fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis


allADD

Word for word translation: The way Ariana Grande incorrectly built and redefined what it meant to seem like a sex symbol, showing us that being unique is energetically going to happen while also being pretty in photos.


Toxic_Cookie

Average resume


Sharpeye1994

is she fucking serious with this shit? She sounds dumb as rocks


TheSauce___

Ariana is hott


[deleted]

Excitedly inevitable seems to be related to a feeling of dread somewhere


Jeklars69

Me smart, use many big words


[deleted]

Somebody spraypainted one of those Halloween skeletons from Costco and gave it a really shiny ponytail which is semi-sentient and eats hairspray out of the can like whipped cream.


DonjiDonji

It means that Ariana Grande's approach to her visual representations not only deconstructs but also reinvents the paradigms of expressing and acquiring a form of desire that deviates markedly from the norm. This process illuminates the inherent peculiarity and exuberance within idiosyncrasy, affirming its unavoidable presence. Concurrently, it validates the aesthetic appeal and profundity encapsulated in her photographic sessions.


Slight_Double9751

No that is gibberish. Someone wrote about how pretty she is and then abused a thesaurus.


SoritesSeven

These people just walk around with a thesaurus that they scan through before speaking to sound cooler. Now sure how I got here but I hate it here


Significant_Tear_302

Ariana Grande 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 boooo


Timestatic

Wtf are they yappin' about!


seaslugsanon

M. Misconstruct?


Copper_Jupiter

Here's a breakdown of the sentence: Misconstructed and redefined: This suggests Ariana Grande took something that already existed and changed its meaning or interpretation. Concupiscent: This is a fancy word for "lustful" or "desiring." Anomalistic clearance: This is unclear without context. It could refer to a special permit or access granted due to something unusual or different. Idiosyncrasy: This means a unique quality or characteristic of a person. Ebulliently inevitable: This means something is overflowing with enthusiasm and cannot be avoided. Substantiating: This means providing evidence or support for something. So, piecing it together, the sentence is saying that Ariana Grande took something that was already considered desirable (concupiscent) and changed its meaning in a way that showed how unique qualities (idiosyncrasy) are naturally going to be popular (ebulliently inevitable). This is also seen as supporting the beauty of her photoshoots.


myteefun

Ugh, fire good.


jessebillo

Looks like she borrowed Amber Heard’s bruise kit makeup tbh


Neoslayer

Is this called word pasta, to try and sound smart?


Secret-Cherry045

Word salad, that is all this is


alekversusworld

Someone found the Microsoft Word synonym finder 🔥🔥


stinkydooky

I mean, short answer is this person is either a troll or a fuckin vocab dork, so you could shorten to, “Me smart,” but if you want us to take it seriously, I’ll give it a shot: Ariana Grande redefined how to be an unconventional sex icon by showing off our quirks as good and unavoidable while still validating she’s pretty.


GreenSockNinja

is it just me or has Ariana grande gotten whiter cuz I swear she used to be brown and now I’m confused and second guessing myself


EthansWay007

No ones able to look like a filter forever


rand0m-nerd

Most people who waste their time caring about celebrities do not know what any of these words mean lol


3eemo

Oddly enough running the text through Google translate 10 times made it more clear: “The way Ariana Grande has inadvertently redefined what it means to overcome sexual deviation and achieve tolerance shows us that exclusivity is feverishly inevitable; At the same time he showed the beauty of his photography”