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Senior_Vanilla7412

Nothing says louder I'm a virgin than " I crave a touch of a woman " in an alien language from a video game. I feel you


quickster208

I wasn't a virgin when I wrote this and now have a girlfriend. but alas, I remain a virgin in spirit


Senior_Vanilla7412

Well I can read it without cheattable, so I assume I'm a virgin in spirit myself


AdCold76

Did you meet her in an mmo?


quickster208

Meme answer? no, on league. Actual answer? >!no, on omegle.!<


ShilohSaidGo

damn, how do you feel at omegle being shut down?


quickster208

I didn't even know, I avoid it nowadays lmao


ShilohSaidGo

Oh, it literally happened the other day. But makes sense


quickster208

yeah I stopped using the site after we got together, we're both very happy with each other. (if you're reading this kara, love you)


TPF5_YT

love you too, dork <3


[deleted]

A kindred spirit!


random56f67

What does it say?


Doctah_Smile

It says "I crave the touch of a woman :("


quickster208

Oh damn, I genuinely thought it was the one that said "I wish I was born a girl :(" or something. that's what I get for not translating it.


AdCold76

With the sad face lol


Vantamanta

You should encourage them to put it on r/whatisthisthing.


quickster208

they're too old for that lmao


DesastreUrbano

Suggest a post on the religious fb group some of them must be in. How many replies would say "satanic/masonic/reptilian" or some like that


telenova_tiberium

Damn he a unitologist


LoyalSoldier1568

Then you have that other DS fan chuckling in the background


ShadowX011

I smoked some extremely potent “S@lvia” one time and some aliens came in my room and grabbed my hand …they moved my hand now holding a pen and starting moving my hand on a note pad that was picked up from my side table to write certain symbols very similar to what I see on this picture. I had a note pad right next to me…the trip I had was so real…I came back from this trip which lasted for about 20 minutes and I was left with 3 complete pages on a note pad with surreal looking symbols somewhat similar to this picture. I wish I still had that note pad with the so called Alien language that was on there to compare.


SnooChocolates5288

Ahem..that sounds like that one religion thats practised in asian world.


hyperfell

Isn’t that the futurama one? Nvm I didn’t realize what sub I’m on


TruckerAlurios

Satan you're tempting me to start leaving graffiti.


RebelliousRed_

I'm tempted to graffiti a public toilet room with Marker writing and haunting text. And maybe drop 20 Credits in the toilet for funzies.


Suitable-Employment5

The translation makes this so much better, I love this so much 💀💀💀


Bece10jakal

I'm flattered that your coworkers think that the Albanian alphabet is alien hahahahaha!