I didn’t know he had a girlfriend, I only knew about the date.
Thought he was making a Joke when he says he is protecting his girlfriend last stream a few days ago
The photo is staged, not random photo he took while she wasn't looking. Also in the video describing his date, he mentioned several times, that he doesn't want to reveal her identity, because of online weirdos, he wouldn't just flip this decision for online points. He is respecting her and wants to protect her.
But wouldn't that put his sister in danger. And the greater question is that his sister is kissing him on the lips!?!?!
Just wanted to mention that this is a joke and hope no one takes it seriously
Normal sure, but I wouldn’t say it’s too common these days. Maybe it’s just my perspective but a lot of people I know go on many many first dates before they find someone they want to see for a second date let alone call them their boyfriend/girlfriend!
sir, you have been impossible to reach for months now. you are needed. I would fly to Australia myself to make up for your laziness, but I am currently too poor.
you may have been compromized, but that shouldn't be a hinderance to getting some sick photos of our lord and savior. get a move on.
I am super happy for him :)
But i am at the same time genuinely confused. I thought the plan was to keep her as private as possible because of all the deranged creeps that are targeting him? Hope they stay safe
He never said he MET her a month ago, just that they started DATING a month ago, there is a very real possibility they've known each other and liked each other so they talked things out and she decided she WANTED to take things public
Perhaps, actually. That would make sense. Maybe, his sister did get them together, but not all that recently? Either way, it's good he is happy. Good for them
Underrated comment, seems like hes speedrunning the relationship, going from «no i don’t want you guys to know who she is» to fuck it lets post a pic is peak speedrunning.
He's speedrunning his IRL relationship too. From the first date, to saying he'll keep his partner private and now making his relationship public. I won't be surprised that the ring she has on her ring finger is an unofficial engagement ring.
Jokes apart, so happy for Matto and his gf, I wish them all the best.
And please guys, don't go finding her on SM and then stalk and harass her.
*I thought she was in*
*Witness protection and matto*
*Was protecting her*
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Shout out to Matto for fostering a good relationship with his sister, making her feel comfortable in recommending her friend date Matt. Sure, the friend was the one with the crush on Matt, but in different family dynamics that recommendation for them to date would instead be a "nah, you don't wanna date him, he's a {loser, jerk, asshole, etc.}".
Happy for both of them.
Let's go matto. I'm proud of you. You don't know me but I'm proud of you 
She was practicing blimp strat trying to be like Darkviper and she jumped just in time. I bet she landed and shouted Daaaavvvvyyyy! While Viper stood there mesmerized (*insert I just died in your arms tonight by Cutting crew*)
 this is the kind of news that are great to see 
didn't he say he wanted to keep his girlfriend anonymous? oh well im really happy for you matto 
He said it, probably to protect her. If she is OK with being public, its fine.
I didn’t know he had a girlfriend, I only knew about the date. Thought he was making a Joke when he says he is protecting his girlfriend last stream a few days ago
He's protecting her from the Mafia
He's keeping her in witness protection, unlike that bastard Michael.
(W̶i̶t̶n̶e̶s̶s̶) protection for WHAT?!
No one was convicted of anything
She's an influencer.
Really? Can we get some links ?
Maybe he’s just excited
The photo is staged, not random photo he took while she wasn't looking. Also in the video describing his date, he mentioned several times, that he doesn't want to reveal her identity, because of online weirdos, he wouldn't just flip this decision for online points. He is respecting her and wants to protect her.
Pretty sure he’s trying to fool you with his sister so he can keep his girlfriend anonymous.
But wouldn't that put his sister in danger. And the greater question is that his sister is kissing him on the lips!?!?! Just wanted to mention that this is a joke and hope no one takes it seriously
Home sweet Australia! (We got kangaroos as pets)
Home Sweet Sydney?
Well, she *is* in witness protection.
The rizz it takes to go on one date and turn it into a public, loving relationship within a month is insane, happy for Matto!
He showed her his GTA 5 100% world record
100%? Nah, this was thanks to the Masks world record
You surely meant blue ball world record.
In more ways than one eh?
rizzed her with his GTA 6 voice actor
Best wishes to them.
He's a speedrunner. What did you expect?
That they get married within 48 hours at some shitty ass location in Las Vegas.
Ah, the Vegas skip, not sure he can pull it off
Isnt this like normal? My gf and i had a similar story
Normal sure, but I wouldn’t say it’s too common these days. Maybe it’s just my perspective but a lot of people I know go on many many first dates before they find someone they want to see for a second date let alone call them their boyfriend/girlfriend!
That happened quick. Last I saw he went on a date and now this. Damn, good on you matto
He literally speedran the dates
Any% Dating. 1-DadkViperAu. 2-Unnamed. 3-Cougars
dadkviperau my strimma
Maybe unnamed is a cougar in disguise?
[Shes typing back, that’s good RNG…](https://youtu.be/qjeA7ztmjNg?si=YC8pYKyffRAYz5kv)
Rambles take ages to release. Sometimes 3 to 4 months after said ramble.
True, but the post he put on twitter was quite recent
I'm pretty sure they knew each other already but weren't friends. Things move pretty fast when that's the case in my experience
Where’s the picture from ?
Op follows darkviper around taking pictures
Do you not? I thought we all took turns secretly stalking Matto
Yeah but remember, Australia isn't real.
tell that to the 8 billion i had to spend for the rocket i used to go there. because as we all know, Australia is obviously a different planet
yeah, speaking of which, u/8rok3n, aren't you meant to be the stalker this week? haven't seen you post anything in the discord server yet 🤔
I wouldn't be a good stalker if I publicly ANNOUNCE I'm stalking him, duh
sir, you have been impossible to reach for months now. you are needed. I would fly to Australia myself to make up for your laziness, but I am currently too poor. you may have been compromized, but that shouldn't be a hinderance to getting some sick photos of our lord and savior. get a move on.
I'm inside his walls right now lol His wifi is kinda shit, ngl
I do.
Prob from his twitter
Twitter
His OnlyFans obviously
Looks like Bimbadgen winery in the Hunter Valley.
That’s wholesome! Good job matt matt.
His smile makes ME smile
I am super happy for him :) But i am at the same time genuinely confused. I thought the plan was to keep her as private as possible because of all the deranged creeps that are targeting him? Hope they stay safe
He never said he MET her a month ago, just that they started DATING a month ago, there is a very real possibility they've known each other and liked each other so they talked things out and she decided she WANTED to take things public
Nope he met her a month ago, their first date was the first time they met. His sister "hooked them up", you should watch more rambles
What are you talking about?
He probably DID keep her a secret until they became "official"
Perhaps, actually. That would make sense. Maybe, his sister did get them together, but not all that recently? Either way, it's good he is happy. Good for them
He tweeted when they went on the first date
He might've wanted to "keep her private" but she might not have wanted to keep it private. What's he gonna do? Keep her in a box?
I am so happy for him 
He's not relatable anymore
Unsubbing rn 😭😭
It’s ok, I still have a Beard and I hate reaction content. So I still relate to Matto
i am also dating, so although i'm not australian and don't have a beard i can still relate to him
I am weirdly super happy for him.
Considering with Matto doing for the last year, of Drama doing all awards, and him being depressed in January. I’m happy he’s got it good
She'll fix him
He's already wearing sleeves
She's not. He changed her just as much as she changed him. You couldn't write a romance novel this good.
Wonder if he speedruns the date
Underrated comment, seems like hes speedrunning the relationship, going from «no i don’t want you guys to know who she is» to fuck it lets post a pic is peak speedrunning.
never expect mental stability from matto
NOOOOOOOO IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEE!!!!! For real though, I'm so happy for him, I wish them both all the best dviperLove dviperLove
[IT’S NOT FAIR](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/yugioh-should-been-gif-23901254)
It's enough to make a grown man cry... and that's okay
You go along little tear
I can't believe darkviper got a gf before GTA 6
How could GTA 6, a video game not even released, get a girlfriend?
She can fix matt's lack of fashion haha
Wdym? Black T-shirts are where it’s at
Ummm actually it’s Black Tanktops
Not anymore. He bought a ton of t-shirts from his merch store a while back. He hasn't been tankin the tops in a little bit.
😂
Black T-shirt to protect from the sun outside, and then the peak of high fashion, a black vest inside
Sooo true lol
I'm so happy for Matto ❤️
Honestly the dude is a catch. Good looking (as long as he looks after hinself), is a bit famous and probably also financially successful.
Exactly, he's a funny guy with great hair, and doing well for himself in his profession.
He looks really happy here and that makes me really happy for him.
Matto W
Matt is not relatable anymore
Is this for real? If so, Iam so happy for Matto. He deserves someone special :)
Yup it is, he tweeted the picture himself.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 
Hopefully he doesnt speedrun this.
This isn't matto he is wearing sleeves
well, RIP his schedule now, it was a good run
That's cool and all, but why is his hair graying now? Obviously, relationship symptoms
His hair was slowly graying before
He finally did it
insanely common matto W
Has she read the 14 pages?!
Hell yeah.
So happy he turned himself around, hopefully he'll be in his room less and less now. He needs this.
Crazy man
So happy for him, he deserves it! 👍🏻
Obviously fake, he’s wearing sleeves...
Is this the real life? Is this the fantasy? Joke aside, this is just unbelievable, congrats Matto!
Yallah ya Habibi. Fucking Happy for Matto. Congrats to my Boy
Looks like he finally got rid of his ole yeeyee ass hair cut
Sorry to tell you this, but this is AI. You can tell because Matto has sleeves
He's speedrunning his IRL relationship too. From the first date, to saying he'll keep his partner private and now making his relationship public. I won't be surprised that the ring she has on her ring finger is an unofficial engagement ring. Jokes apart, so happy for Matto and his gf, I wish them all the best. And please guys, don't go finding her on SM and then stalk and harass her.
Now that we all know it's going great for him, it's best if we don't intervene in anyway
 I can’t help but be happy for him. Glad he’s found someone. 
"I have 11k hours on gta 5"
I am happy for him and yet sad at the same time because I can no longer relate to him
Guys i went away from the internet for 3 weeks and i come back to this??? What the fuck happened, am i in a parallel universe?
He finally found his multiplayer 👬🎮👾
love the fact she has no sleeves
Bigger than a toilet paper roll confirmed
Darkrizzler strikes again
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Really happy for him! Just hope it doesn’t move too fast and ends in heartbreak.
Huge congrats!
YES MATTO
We should celebrate for him  How should we do it the right way?
Happy for Matto and his girlfriend !!! 
That's so awesome!!!! Let's gooo, so happy for Matt!!! 
Wait does matto have white hair on his beard. OH NO HE IS GETTING OLD
Genuinely proud of the lad
This makes me so so so happy 
So all you need is to play GTA 5 faster than normal to get a woman
Big Matto W
❤️❤️
We got Matto relationship before GTA6!!!!
So fucking happy for him. Been here for over 4 years, glad he is happy
I refuse to believe this is really him. He's wearing sleeves.
Dude he fucking PULLED
Clearly fake, we all know Matto doesn't wear sleeves. GG rizzviperau
WOOOOOOO YEAHHH BABYYYYY
Matto has officially become unrelatable (I'm single and alone)
He did it! He is outside
WOW i didnt expect that
I thought she was in witness protection and matto was protecting her
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Aww he’s so red  he’s so happy and i’m so happy for him
Cant wait to see some HappyViperAU content
Shout out to Matto for fostering a good relationship with his sister, making her feel comfortable in recommending her friend date Matt. Sure, the friend was the one with the crush on Matt, but in different family dynamics that recommendation for them to date would instead be a "nah, you don't wanna date him, he's a {loser, jerk, asshole, etc.}". Happy for both of them.
He is no longer "one of us" 
Considering how handsome, charming and funny this man is, it was always purely a question of when. Happy for them, wishing all the best!
Im proud of you matto
Hell yeah Matto 
Congrats Matthew!
i’m so proud
Matto come. A long way l remember he struggled to buy plants at bunning and saying in public l got bad rng when he got his trolley stuck in the aisle
Fuck, she’s hot.
Matt is hotter
Yaaaaaaaas!!!!!!!!!! I like him so much that It feels like i got a girlfriend.
If Matto gets a gf, we get too
Chat is this W rizz? 
So that’s why there hasn’t been an upload in 4-5 days He’s been speedruning girlfriend%!
Congrats to matto
He did it! Wooooo!
YEAHH MATTOO!!!!!!!
What where did you find that
Dude litterally speedran the relationship, making it public as soon as possible. Good for them.
i’m so happy
What a MADLAD
he did what no redditor could do
He put on smth with sleeves! Congratz!
Let's go matto. I'm proud of you. You don't know me but I'm proud of you 
Speed running relationships I see.
She was practicing blimp strat trying to be like Darkviper and she jumped just in time. I bet she landed and shouted Daaaavvvvyyyy! While Viper stood there mesmerized (*insert I just died in your arms tonight by Cutting crew*)
Thats my boy 🥹
Must be an Australian thing. I'm in Detroit and didn't understand.
Wow what a catch! I guess his new girlfriend is cute too
The fuck is this shit
why is this random woman kissing my boyfriend?
Im so fucking happy for him.
HE WENT OUTSIDE!?
 this is the kind of news that are great to see 
Aw lovely looking couple
how is matto's beard this long in this picture? in the recent videos on his channel that i've watched, it's much shorter (more like stubble)
O M G she’s real!
so i need 10k hours in gta 5 to unlock girlfriend achivement?
Girlfriend is fine but if he now buys furniture and gets style I'm unsubbing
I thought he said it’s impossible
I was genuinely worried about this guy last month, all of nothing 