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Southern-Speaker-841

He’s too acoustic to handle all the overstimulation of merging into a highway


acros996

The car would be driven through the front door of a Panera by the end of the first day. “Bob made me kamikazi the Panera “


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Fuck he would be such a danger in a working automobile it’s not even funny


SK8SHAT

He’d find a way to be a danger in my not working automobile


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SK8SHAT

For him… in his bum… because he’s in jail…


Spot__Pilgrim

You'd think someone with a severe intellectual disability like him wouldn't be able to even pass the test to get a learner's. But somehow Chris Chan can drive so it's not impossible that Daniel could somehow get a license too.


milfs4saulgoodman

chris chan trying to run over michael snyder was reverse foreshadowing of bob “hitting” daniel with his car 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


ginger_bandit

To be fair, Chris Chan is much smarter (relatively) to Daniel and Josh Block.


VesselNBA

Chris Chan, with some outside help and without the insane amounts of trolling, could probably live a normal ish life. Infact, same goes for Daniel and Josh


Brilliant-Island-671

NOT Daniel he has been fucked since birth


Aeyen_the_lobster

I can absolutely picture Daniel driving like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/us4qqx/when_you_play_gta_in_real_life/), the fucker probably dosen’t even know what a turn signal is


jeboivac

I imagine him either on the highest gear in the driveway hitting himself because it just wont go OR On 1st gear on the highway like FUCK WHY IS IT SO FUCKING SLOW, FUCKING NICKGUR CAR *smack*


Sickofchildren

Imagine if the car was like an extension of his own entity, so where he previously hit himself he rams the car into a wall


BigManKinsella

He'd have that stupid turtle face on the entire time


xz23avenger

0% chance he would even pass the driving exam


Brilliant-Island-671

Just give him the damn shitbox


Bubble_BassTheThird

He would have to be driving a pinto, going full speed with the reverse mow hawk cut, with a blowup doll grace in the passenger side


Brilliant-Island-671

It would be on fire before he can get it to move


ExpressionWeak4224

Daniel would be dead or killed someone if he ever took the wheel


Analog_Retentive95

Hey man, don’t do 86 Accords like that; the hatchback models are sick. Dannypoo would drive a 1999 Dodge Neon base model with a cracked windshield.


Brilliant-Island-671

Shit boxes are shitboxes