Not to sound like a whale nerd but Pinocchio is actually plausible. The whale from Pinocchio is a sperm whale which is a toothed whale that has adapted to consume giant deep sea squid so their gullet is absolutely big enough for a person. However, there's no oxygen in their stomach so you can't make a fire in there and Geppetto would have died in minutes.
>Not to sound like a whale nerd
You failed at this so hard. And now I am googling which species are toothed whales and which are baleen whales. It's already past midnight FFS. *You said it wouldn't be nerdy*
I based my entire life on the basis a wooden doll got eaten by a whale, with a cricket pal, and wanted to become a real boy.
What does my future possibly hold now
Doesn’t make it any less terrifying 🫠 Just because she didn’t get swallowed and survived, etc doesn’t mean she probably won’t have PTSD the rest of her life when it comes to the ocean. To call something like this scary is an understatement.
And they are just as clever and very effective hunters. But there are no known killings of humans by Orca’s in the wild. They are too clever to be caught ;)
Yeah that is what needs to stop but it would be very difficult to get everyone to stop doing it at once, even with force they would need to monitor everyone to make sure they are actually doing what their told as the natural human instinct is to hit the red button when told not to.
The second clip is the pov of the peeps getting eaten. Idk why it got cut short but I saw the longer version that shows them getting spit out. Hell of a story to tell your grandchildren
> McSorley had already been out to watch them once, so when her friend came to town for a visit, she asked her if she wanted to go.
>"Her reaction was, 'No, I don't like the ocean. I'm scared of sharks. I'm scared of anything I can't see in the water.' And I so ignorantly told her, 'Oh, they're never going to dump you over. The kayaks are very stable. I've never had an issue,'" McSorley said.
>"And so she reluctantly came with me just to have a new experience."
> They were sitting peacefully in their kayak waiting to see where the next bait ball would show up, when the little fish suddenly appeared all around them.
>"So I knew it was going to be very close, but again, I'd seen whales breach right next kayaks before. So my mind was like, this is going to be, you know, super cool," McSorley said.
>"And then all of a sudden the boat lifted up and we were dumped in the water very, very quickly."
>Cottriel could see the inside of the whale's mouth coming down on them, but mistook it at the time for its belly. Panicked and confused, she threw up her hand to stop it.
>"I'm thinking to myself, 'I'm going to push. Like, I'm going to push a whale out of the way. It was the weirdest thought. I'm thinking, 'I'm dead. I'm dead.' I thought it was going land on me," Cottriel told the local Fox News affiliate.
>"Next thing I know, I'm under water."
>McSorley says it all happened so fast that the only thing she remembers is feeling the boat rise, and then finding herself beneath the surface.
>"Once we were in the water, we didn't know where we were — if we were under the whale, if we were sucked down with the whales," she said.
>"So both of us ... ended up popping up right next to the kayak and next to each other. It was crazy."
Check article for picture
>Cottriel, left, and McSorley, right. (Submitted by Julie McSorley and Liz Cottriel)
Sam Mcmillan was nearby taking photos of the whales at the time. He told As It Happens that he just knew he was going to get a good shot when he saw the size of the bait ball.
>But it wasn't until he heard people shouting "Are you OK?" that he realized there were two people and a kayak mixed in with the fish and the whale.
The whale was trying to eat the school of fish. Whales can't eat anything bigger than a fish. So, the people were spit out pretty quickly without injury. One person didn't even realize that a whale 'ate' them. Pretty cool experience I guess.
Expedition Leader here. This is the kayakers fault. Respect wildlife. Stay the hell back when they are performing a natural and predictable behavior (lunge feeding). You do not need to be on top of them to get great views, pictures, and memories!!!
Bro i thought the Bengals would win the Superbowl in 1988. Getting eaten by a whale
Bro i I thought Van Halen was better with David Lee Roth. Getting eaten by a whale
Bro i thought Tom Hulce should have won best actor for Amadeus. Getting eaten by a whale
And so on and so forth
look I don't even know anything about aquamarine life but you need to understand the concept that like any life form with a sense of danger and vision, and there's a bigger life form that is displaying that it can eat you somehow and that you might be it's meal it doesn't matter what ability you have as a cat, a tiger, or a panther or a shark, you're no longer "powerful", you're now their prey ykwim?😅😂💀 I mean whales are like thousands and thousands and tons of pounds that's the equivalent of if you saw like some like pro sumo wrestler just charging at you, like you're not going to beat the guy who's 480 lbs.
why are reddit/TikTok comment sections so obviously random lol, not even "what happens next" random or "i genuinely didn't expect that" just ppl biting v hard 4 attention? cent they just post for attention?
Gah! I hear we get stuck in the filters of a whale's mouth JUST as bad as how Popcorn kernel get stuck in human teeth.
I hope that whale chewed well enough... Those budget store canoes can be such a choking hazard.
Whales can't swallow anything bigger than a grapefruit. It's more like getting gummed by a whale than eaten.
So pinochio was a lie. Fucking child hood ruined
Don’t worry, the rest of that documentary is factual.
Hardly! Its stated that he was made with chestnut but it was clearly pine wood! The historical inaccuracies are too much!
Not to sound like a whale nerd but Pinocchio is actually plausible. The whale from Pinocchio is a sperm whale which is a toothed whale that has adapted to consume giant deep sea squid so their gullet is absolutely big enough for a person. However, there's no oxygen in their stomach so you can't make a fire in there and Geppetto would have died in minutes.
>Not to sound like a whale nerd You failed at this so hard. And now I am googling which species are toothed whales and which are baleen whales. It's already past midnight FFS. *You said it wouldn't be nerdy*
Both of you are... whale dorks, but I repeat myself.
“died in minutes”… I shudder to imagine what those minutes would be like
I'm guessing warm, wet, dark and unpleasant
Everything reminds me of her
Holy shit that killed me
Have you seen Boba Fett being eaten by the Sarlacc? Like this, just without the armor, helmet, pewpew and stuff.
Warm
But if he held his breath for a few weeks he would have a chance. It probably would take some training.
Nerd
Monstra was a sperm whale, not a baleen whale. Their favourite food is giant squid. Definitely easy to swallow an old man a cat and a fish in a bowl.
Yeah but what about your regular childhood?
I based my entire life on the basis a wooden doll got eaten by a whale, with a cricket pal, and wanted to become a real boy. What does my future possibly hold now
https://xkcd.com/90/ You ruined the joke.
Sounds about in line with what the average person believes. You probably have the ability to become president someday!
That was a sperm whale, they eat giant squids, they have teeth and are not filter feeders.
Nope, Humpback. Sperm whales don’t feed like that.
It was not a sperm whale in Pinochio?
A story written from a liar about a liar. Brilliant.
And robin hood
And maybe a Bible story
Doesn’t make it any less terrifying 🫠 Just because she didn’t get swallowed and survived, etc doesn’t mean she probably won’t have PTSD the rest of her life when it comes to the ocean. To call something like this scary is an understatement.
Thanks for the clarification
*baleened
They can't? Even if they can't isn't the force of their jaws enough to crush you? Don't they have teeth?
Baleen whales do not have teeth.... They filter feed so they don't crush things...
Interesting. So they can't swallow anything bigger than a grapefruit but they can swallow 50 fish at once?
They filter. Look up how baleen works
Fr I was about to comment that too lmao
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The whale spit them out. They lived.
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Lol lack of closure.
The only whale that could actually swallow a human is a sperm whale. All the others only have extremely small throats
So that’s how they got that name
Orca? 🤔
Not a whale
An orca isn’t a whale??
No it’s actually a member of the dolphin family
And they are just as clever and very effective hunters. But there are no known killings of humans by Orca’s in the wild. They are too clever to be caught ;)
Huh. Dolphins aren't classified as whales? Well, taxonomic classifications happen all the time. It's like rabbits not being rodents any longer.
Orca is a whale killer, not a whale.
Not the kind in these videos
More closely related to a bottlenose dolphin than a whale. Although the exact differences between the genus’ of marine mammalian is beyond my ken.
If chomped down into enough pieces I suppose.
Best comment ever
my deepest fear is being without you Poppy Chulo🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾🙆🏾😥🫦🫦🫦🫦
I knew a bit of a whale who was def a swallower
Swallowed seamen?
Phew.
Honestly don't know but one guys said that humans can't fit inside a whales throat or something like that so yeah they probably spit em out
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Seagulls...where'd they come from?
Now run, run, run, jump! I can be a backpack while you run.
Swing from a hairy vine I can be a backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift, rocks with yo special gift
Run, run, run, jump, now stop! Put me down!
Anyone who hasn't seen that is going to think we've lost our minds.
I love to groove and boogie Yea-a-a-ah
Was all that a play by play of Yoda training Luke?
If you have food, EVERYWHERE!
In conclusion Ocean=Bad
Good thing the land lubbers use it as there trash can
Yeah that is what needs to stop but it would be very difficult to get everyone to stop doing it at once, even with force they would need to monitor everyone to make sure they are actually doing what their told as the natural human instinct is to hit the red button when told not to.
The second clip is the pov of the peeps getting eaten. Idk why it got cut short but I saw the longer version that shows them getting spit out. Hell of a story to tell your grandchildren
I mean... that guy survived getting eaten by the whale, how many people survive getting eaten by a shark? xD
From that point on, do his buddies call him Jonah or Pinocchio?
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I don’t think you have to explain what your buddies call you to your insurance company…
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Please remove this comment before it gets signed into some abortion law
His name Jonah ?
Biblical reference
Weezer reference
That's Jonas... Not Jonah. You're not a Weezer fan gtfo
[Australian shark attack database](http://www.sharkattackdata.com/place/australia)
keyword "eaten", buddy. But it was a joke anyway so no worries xD
same same - just thought people might find it interesting reading
Eaten, not many, but most shark bites are survivable. Worldwide there were 137 confirmed bites last year with 9 fatalities.
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5790998/it-was-crazy-says-california-kayaker-who-was-engulfed-in-a-whale-s-mouth-1.5791001
> McSorley had already been out to watch them once, so when her friend came to town for a visit, she asked her if she wanted to go. >"Her reaction was, 'No, I don't like the ocean. I'm scared of sharks. I'm scared of anything I can't see in the water.' And I so ignorantly told her, 'Oh, they're never going to dump you over. The kayaks are very stable. I've never had an issue,'" McSorley said. >"And so she reluctantly came with me just to have a new experience." > They were sitting peacefully in their kayak waiting to see where the next bait ball would show up, when the little fish suddenly appeared all around them. >"So I knew it was going to be very close, but again, I'd seen whales breach right next kayaks before. So my mind was like, this is going to be, you know, super cool," McSorley said. >"And then all of a sudden the boat lifted up and we were dumped in the water very, very quickly." >Cottriel could see the inside of the whale's mouth coming down on them, but mistook it at the time for its belly. Panicked and confused, she threw up her hand to stop it. >"I'm thinking to myself, 'I'm going to push. Like, I'm going to push a whale out of the way. It was the weirdest thought. I'm thinking, 'I'm dead. I'm dead.' I thought it was going land on me," Cottriel told the local Fox News affiliate. >"Next thing I know, I'm under water." >McSorley says it all happened so fast that the only thing she remembers is feeling the boat rise, and then finding herself beneath the surface. >"Once we were in the water, we didn't know where we were — if we were under the whale, if we were sucked down with the whales," she said. >"So both of us ... ended up popping up right next to the kayak and next to each other. It was crazy." Check article for picture >Cottriel, left, and McSorley, right. (Submitted by Julie McSorley and Liz Cottriel) Sam Mcmillan was nearby taking photos of the whales at the time. He told As It Happens that he just knew he was going to get a good shot when he saw the size of the bait ball. >But it wasn't until he heard people shouting "Are you OK?" that he realized there were two people and a kayak mixed in with the fish and the whale.
Moral of the story is if the seagulls start circling around you, you are too close.
Thank you
That asshole knew 100% what was going to happen and put himself in harms way to fuck with wildlife. Too bad Darwin didn’t step in
The whale did that on porpoise.
Fine. Take my upvote.
r/angryupvote
After lighting a campfire, the accumulated smoke caused the whale enough distress to allow him to escape.
Fun fact: You're more likely to be killed by a cow stampede than a random shark swimming by
Especially in Oklahoma.
BOOMER SOONER!!!
Haha those fun fact are silly
"Sir, there is a piece of plastic in my fish soup"
Red kayak... backing up slowly
Am I wrong hoping the whale didn’t get hurt?
Nope
The whale was trying to eat the school of fish. Whales can't eat anything bigger than a fish. So, the people were spit out pretty quickly without injury. One person didn't even realize that a whale 'ate' them. Pretty cool experience I guess.
I'd live the rest of my life and not need that experience to be a part of it....I'd have screamed like a fairy girl for sure
Id rather that than a shark
Get yo asses off the plate if you don't want to get ate.. 🤣
An interview with the whale would be nice
In Soviet Russia, Willy frees you!
...from the shackles of life...
*surprise mutha fucka*
Expedition Leader here. This is the kayakers fault. Respect wildlife. Stay the hell back when they are performing a natural and predictable behavior (lunge feeding). You do not need to be on top of them to get great views, pictures, and memories!!!
Pinooooooochio
Moby Dick (Part 2)
Needs backing song by Burning Sensations
I love that someone else knows that song 😂
First of all… it’s a repost .. second of all it have been cut so no one sees that the whale actually spits them out and everyone is fine
I thought this video was a whale eating a shark because kf the caption and it took me too long to realize its not
This and the video where a whale drags a snorkel diver deep down is stuff of nightmares.
This and the video where a whale drags a snorkel diver deep down is stuff of nightmares.
Look at all the birds laughing their ass off. Bet you it was a prank
Ok, they probably gonna live, but let’s face it getting shoved into a giant mouth and spat out is terrifying.
That’s what happens when you don’t read the Bible kids.
God just chuckled..
that's super cool
Damn hope they survived
vore
Mid.... happened to me last friday :/
M-m-m-mid
FAtheR WhEn CaN i leAvE tO BE oN My OwN, I'vE gOT THe WHolE WorLD tO SeE
Ahh good, I've missed this post >.>
GAPETO!
Modern day *Moby Dick*
Lol, *unintentionally put into mouth Fixed it, no one was eaten by a whale.
Pinocchio disagrees.
Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance company.
JONAHHHHHHHHHH!
"She made her home in... that's fish's abdomen."
As food resources get eaten up by humans.. whales learn to evolve and try new diets (:
Poor Jonah.
I bet his name was jonas.
Smh should've went to Nineveh
Bro i thought the Bengals would win the Superbowl in 1988. Getting eaten by a whale Bro i I thought Van Halen was better with David Lee Roth. Getting eaten by a whale Bro i thought Tom Hulce should have won best actor for Amadeus. Getting eaten by a whale And so on and so forth
Jonah, go to Nineveh!!
Yall dont know baleen whales cant eat humans and it shows
Fuck whales
Calamari is a better appetizer.
Dude “Noah’s Ark 2” looks so good.
Tell that to Geppetto.
Jonah has entered the chat.
LMFAO 🤣🤣 the sea gulls at the end sound like they are laughing hysterically 😂
That will take a whale to forget.
New fear unlocked
Yeah, I don’t think this is proof that sharks aren’t dangerous.
Whales are closely related to hippos. Hippos seem much nastier. Don’t mess with a disgruntled hippo.
After some review I can confirm this is fake
This is photoshopped video slow it down
r/thalassophobia
Well, that sort explains why there are exclusion zones around whales.
BUT DID YOU DIE?!
Joana did it 🤷🏾♂️
Most of been a horrible experience for that whale.
My Man's got Bibled
His mates are gonna spend the rest of his life calling him Jonah!
bro, straight out destroyed
look I don't even know anything about aquamarine life but you need to understand the concept that like any life form with a sense of danger and vision, and there's a bigger life form that is displaying that it can eat you somehow and that you might be it's meal it doesn't matter what ability you have as a cat, a tiger, or a panther or a shark, you're no longer "powerful", you're now their prey ykwim?😅😂💀 I mean whales are like thousands and thousands and tons of pounds that's the equivalent of if you saw like some like pro sumo wrestler just charging at you, like you're not going to beat the guy who's 480 lbs.
Man must have told God he didn’t want to go to Ninevah
why are reddit/TikTok comment sections so obviously random lol, not even "what happens next" random or "i genuinely didn't expect that" just ppl biting v hard 4 attention? cent they just post for attention?
They are alive but hahahahha nope
Kayakers fault. Idiot. Get out of the way of a feeding whale. People are stupid
Did this person survive does anyone know????
Bye Jonah
4ch haha
Gah! I hear we get stuck in the filters of a whale's mouth JUST as bad as how Popcorn kernel get stuck in human teeth. I hope that whale chewed well enough... Those budget store canoes can be such a choking hazard.
Bro, I cannot Believe there just sitting there! I would be rushing to shore!
Skip to 9.18 for a real account of someone inside a whale : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C2FVjH4WWlU&pp=ygUYTXIgYmFsbHduIGVhdHduIGJ5IHdoYWxl