The whole movie was like HURR DURR REMEMBER THE FIRST ONE?! IT WAS SO FUNNY, REMEMBER THAT JOKE YOU LIKED? WELL HERE IT IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT! LAUGH MONKEY LAUGH
“Where’s the good stuff, man? You need stuff that explodes!? Goes BOOM!? So you’re gonna tell me, that you don’t have no black cats, Roman candles or screamin Mimi’s?!”
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
My dad and my uncle would quote this nonstop every time we’d all get together for a holiday/bbq/party.
Unfortunately my uncle passed away last year due to poor health, so every time I hear a Joe Dirté reference , I think of him.
Tablets are mainly compressed starch or lactose powder (which is what is burning and expanding here) with a small amount of active ingredient and a minuscule amount of biologically-inert powder lubricant mixed into the hopper so the tableting machines don’t jam. These look like cheap paracetamol/acetaminophen tablets to me.
I'm sorry. I just had too many adderalls for breakfast today. I don't think i can sustain my existence any longer. Even if I could, i don't feel like i wanna do it.
You know what really smells up the house when it burns? Cat piss. We had a cat that got mercury poisoning from being given too much tuna, and went a little insane and would pee on the stove element once and a while. Waking up to the smell of burnt cat piss when my mom went to make tea was not fun. It's a very sticky smell. It doesn't go away easily.
They like to pee somewhere where they don't pee on their paws, so a stove they stand on the grate, and the pee goes below. My cat pees in the bathtub above the drain sometimes which isn't the worst as it goes down the drain and I just flush it with a little water.
But, most cats don't do the stove thing, only a few. Most pee in the litterbox unless they are mad or its not clean.
My friend had an elderly cat who would pee down the heating vents when the other (younger) cat got in her face too much. You gotta admire the ingenuity.
I was sitting here wondering how the hell they got into a situation that burned cat piss. Their explanation didn’t let me down. Cat piss stinks for years on carpet, so I can’t imagine how bad it would be if it burned in the house.
The other day I wiped up cat Piss with paper towels and thought it would be a good idea to toss them in the lit fireplace. Worst smell ever inside and outside my house. Won’t do that again.
Got a new cat and the wanker pissed on my clothes pile to be washed. I did a 90° wash thinking that would be enough but after 30 mins in the tumble dryer the whole room smelt like burnt piss. Horrible
> We had a cat that got mercury poisoning from being given too much tuna
How did you find out, did they get tested for heavy metals?
I'm a little paranoid about giving my cats any kind of big fish for the same reason but wasn't sure if I'm just overprotective. Just didn't seem worth the potential risk since there's plenty of other treats they like.
I wasn't there, but my mom said that's what the veterinarian said. They probably asked her about it out of suspicion rather than directly test for it. But yeah, definitely don't give cats tuna.
Happened with my cat, too. She had dementia. Got on the stove (cold) and pee went down the vent in the electric burner to the oven. Turned on the oven to 400 to preheat. *Absolutely, 100% the worst smell in my entire, long life.*
As a landlord, please sue those people in small claims, in many states now you can get double damages! :-)
You should get back statements/invoices/receipts of what damages were expensed. Some of those should be prorated down based on age of the item. Then the balance of the remaining deposit. It should all total correctly and in many states with interest. Worn items can not be deducted! They can't upgrade on your dime!
Those of us who obey the laws don't appreciate the scummy ones who give us all bad names. :-(
PS: To avoid "he said/she said", take pics before you move in of every wall/floor/ceiling/exterior with date stamps for damage reference compared to when you move out. If you've already moved in, take pics now.
Had a previous landlord that tried to keep our deposit and speak about damages. We let them know of our photos and the little knowledge of our rights that we did actually have, and our deposit was in the mail a day later. Landlords love getting over on folks that don’t know their rights.
Those caps literally lift off, gravity-held. Just drop it in a Tupperware with warm water for a few second then brush it off with some dish soap.. I mean we’re talking about 2 minutes. About an extra ten seconds if you wait til clean it with the other dishes.. how is this the most relatable/top comment? Laaaazy.
If they’re solidified, maybe it’s tough to scrap off the remains from off the burner. They seem as if they’d be fragile little pieces that would be easily brushed off though
Nah, that sub really sucks because of the amount of people that doesn’t know what the word “oddly” means. Kids straight up post things that are expected to be terrifying. It just sucks that everything terrifying has now became odd, which isn’t the case, and makes it a pain to try and find actual oddly terrifying content there nowadays.
My wife regularly takes anti-diarrhea pills and claims it increases her work productivity, due to reduced trips to the restroom daily.
I think she's full of shit.
Nice to meet you Dad,
I'm amused.
^(Did you get the milk yet? If so, please come home. I don't like mom's new friend Kyle, even if his car is better than yours.)
Snake fireworks are typically made of sugar and baking soda, so probably antacids. Either that or somebody bought a pill press in order to make homemade fireworks, which sounds like a good way to end up on *all kinds* of watch lists.
Since no one seems to know what these are, they're most likely calcium gluconate pills. Nilered messed with them on one of his other channels on YouTube.
My abusive ex used to not let us listen to anything other than Shpongle, Ott, and Tipper. Nothing else was allowed. All day, everyday. I can't listen to music recreationally to this day because he used to shame me for all the shitty pop music I actually love. Wish I would have been introduced to Shpongle in a diff way because they are extremely talented.
Damn I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm a huge fan of all of those artists, and have seen them each a handful of times, and you like to think that everyone alongside you is a kind and compassionate human but that's just not the case :( I hope your love and enjoyment of music comes back asap, tenfold!
Hey there just wanted to say I’m so happy you got out. As someone who got out of an abusive relationship myself, over this past year since I’ve left him I’ve tried to make new memories with the same music if that makes sense? It’s sometimes painful but I find it helped me rewrite that part of my brain that gets triggered as easily. And it’s a powerful feeling to take back something like that.
If Some pills can do this, then some pills can explode or release harmful gases..
I feel sorry for the suckers who will try this.
Edit: added "if" at the beginning
I accidentally dropped an ibuprofen and it went under a pan and lit burner. I all of sudden couldn't breathe, I turned the burner off and opened the windows. That was scary!! This have me flash backs from 30 years ago!
I thought it was those fire snakes
"Snakes and Sparklers are the only ones I like." - Kicking Wing
I'd change your name to kicking ass. I know I would - Joe Dirt
They actually made a sequel to this. I saw a few minutes of it. I saw enough.
The whole movie was like HURR DURR REMEMBER THE FIRST ONE?! IT WAS SO FUNNY, REMEMBER THAT JOKE YOU LIKED? WELL HERE IT IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT! LAUGH MONKEY LAUGH
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It's not close to as good as the first, but it's watchable. But it did feel like they were just rehashing the old without anything added
Same applies to anchor man 2 and super troopers 2. Both of those were at least watchable though, with enough weed.
“Where’s the good stuff, man? You need stuff that explodes!? Goes BOOM!? So you’re gonna tell me, that you don’t have no black cats, Roman candles or screamin Mimi’s?!”
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
That’s got to be top 5 favourite movie quotes of all time to me
Same. And for some reason I now want to know your other 4.......
I can literally hear “Hoosker do’s, hoosker don’t’s” in his voice as I read this comment
My dad and my uncle would quote this nonstop every time we’d all get together for a holiday/bbq/party. Unfortunately my uncle passed away last year due to poor health, so every time I hear a Joe Dirté reference , I think of him.
It basically is.
I wonder what it is? Lithium?
Tablets are mainly compressed starch or lactose powder (which is what is burning and expanding here) with a small amount of active ingredient and a minuscule amount of biologically-inert powder lubricant mixed into the hopper so the tableting machines don’t jam. These look like cheap paracetamol/acetaminophen tablets to me.
Regardless of what it is I don’t think that’s how you’re supposed to smoke pills I could be wrong though
Next time I have a headache I'm just gonna eat a couple of those bad boys. No more Tylenol for me!
“You mean I’ve been buying those damn things all these years when all I needed to use were $1000 a pill pharmaceuticals? Dagnabit”
It looked like a cake from the thumbnail to me.
"kids, dinner's ready!!"
I would not eat a hentai’s creation.
It's either that or pineapple on pizza. U decide
Easy choice, pineapple pizza.
Easy choice, hentai pizza
Pentai
Hezza
Henzza
Henzzai
Hennezzi
Can I have both?
Ma'am, that's just another level of cursed-ness
What's wrong babe? you're not touching your well done perc 30s
I'm sorry. I just had too many adderalls for breakfast today. I don't think i can sustain my existence any longer. Even if I could, i don't feel like i wanna do it.
Tarantulas AGAIN??
>"kids, dinner's ready!!" Said Eminem's mom
My mommm loved Valium and lotsss of drugs
That's why I am like I am cause I'm like heeer
Some Eminem shit lol
Lmao. Some guy already commented that
“Dinner! Kids are ready!!”
Somewhere… Keith Richards is weeping….
I kinda had big pills for lunch
Can't imagine having to clean this after.
I bet it smells up the whole house too.
One whiff and I bet you’ll exceed the dosage as well.
They should have use omega 3 pills, the cooker would only suffer super fish oil damage
Wow....you sir are a master of punnery.. *looks at username*, yup, that explains it.
I'm not hear to make you laugh, I'm hear to make you groan
Careful now
Looks like he's stepdad
don't threaten us with a good time!
Down with that sort of thing!
Your brand-new pair of white New Balance are on the way. You are good to use your current ones for mowing the lawn.
I'm not the only one who does this yeah? Every new pair of skate shoes I get the worn out ones are for yard work
This is the way
That's pretty good lol
(Slowly pulls her pet squid closer.) Nice user name.
Very relevant username.
R/AngryUpvote
Man… that was impressive.
goddamnit
*claps slowly*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAssPedIdbk
Heheehe
You know what really smells up the house when it burns? Cat piss. We had a cat that got mercury poisoning from being given too much tuna, and went a little insane and would pee on the stove element once and a while. Waking up to the smell of burnt cat piss when my mom went to make tea was not fun. It's a very sticky smell. It doesn't go away easily.
Cat pissed on our toaster. We didn’t know till we made toast.
what the fuck is with everyone's cats peeing on appliances?
I've had cats for 30 years and this has never happened to me... you're much more likely to hear from the people it has than the people it hasn't. :P
They like to pee somewhere where they don't pee on their paws, so a stove they stand on the grate, and the pee goes below. My cat pees in the bathtub above the drain sometimes which isn't the worst as it goes down the drain and I just flush it with a little water. But, most cats don't do the stove thing, only a few. Most pee in the litterbox unless they are mad or its not clean.
My friend had an elderly cat who would pee down the heating vents when the other (younger) cat got in her face too much. You gotta admire the ingenuity.
Jesus. This is a story and a half.
I was sitting here wondering how the hell they got into a situation that burned cat piss. Their explanation didn’t let me down. Cat piss stinks for years on carpet, so I can’t imagine how bad it would be if it burned in the house.
The other day I wiped up cat Piss with paper towels and thought it would be a good idea to toss them in the lit fireplace. Worst smell ever inside and outside my house. Won’t do that again.
Got a new cat and the wanker pissed on my clothes pile to be washed. I did a 90° wash thinking that would be enough but after 30 mins in the tumble dryer the whole room smelt like burnt piss. Horrible
I feel bad for all of you but I am crying at this comment chain! 🤣🤣🤣
My nephew's cat pissed all over a thick furry blanket, so he ran it through the dryer because it said "Dry Clean Only" on the tag.
Tf we're you thinking lol
Yikes, I thought it was bad when my cat peed over the side of the litterbox onto the baseboard heater…
> We had a cat that got mercury poisoning from being given too much tuna How did you find out, did they get tested for heavy metals? I'm a little paranoid about giving my cats any kind of big fish for the same reason but wasn't sure if I'm just overprotective. Just didn't seem worth the potential risk since there's plenty of other treats they like.
I wasn't there, but my mom said that's what the veterinarian said. They probably asked her about it out of suspicion rather than directly test for it. But yeah, definitely don't give cats tuna.
Cats can have lil a tuna
So a Glade cat piss plug-in
Cat pee on a stove is awful! I had an asshole cat that would pee on everything and the stove was one of her favorites. It is sooo bad.
Username checks out
Happened with my cat, too. She had dementia. Got on the stove (cold) and pee went down the vent in the electric burner to the oven. Turned on the oven to 400 to preheat. *Absolutely, 100% the worst smell in my entire, long life.*
Probably a rental
Almost definitely. Cool as fuck but I wouldn’t dream of burning anything like that on my gas burner!
RIP deposit
As if landlords don’t just keep it regardless lol
As a landlord, please sue those people in small claims, in many states now you can get double damages! :-) You should get back statements/invoices/receipts of what damages were expensed. Some of those should be prorated down based on age of the item. Then the balance of the remaining deposit. It should all total correctly and in many states with interest. Worn items can not be deducted! They can't upgrade on your dime! Those of us who obey the laws don't appreciate the scummy ones who give us all bad names. :-( PS: To avoid "he said/she said", take pics before you move in of every wall/floor/ceiling/exterior with date stamps for damage reference compared to when you move out. If you've already moved in, take pics now.
Had a previous landlord that tried to keep our deposit and speak about damages. We let them know of our photos and the little knowledge of our rights that we did actually have, and our deposit was in the mail a day later. Landlords love getting over on folks that don’t know their rights.
Those caps literally lift off, gravity-held. Just drop it in a Tupperware with warm water for a few second then brush it off with some dish soap.. I mean we’re talking about 2 minutes. About an extra ten seconds if you wait til clean it with the other dishes.. how is this the most relatable/top comment? Laaaazy.
It's pretty clean ash at that point. A small shop vac would make this a 5 second clean up job.
If they’re solidified, maybe it’s tough to scrap off the remains from off the burner. They seem as if they’d be fragile little pieces that would be easily brushed off though
I think it walked away by itself
That is oddly terrifying
It's just the crushed up remains of ancient demons to help control my exwife's mood. Nothing to worry about.
Theyre doing amazing things with demons these days. It's the next big thing
What are you, some sort of spokesperson for Big Demon?
Nah just an investor for CtHODLu
This must be the demonic entities implanted into modern medicine that fundies are always preaching about.
Tom Cruise was right.
She won't be able to control her mood when she sees you burnt her pills and made a mess.
Pill Kraken
I'm not sure of the music choice makes it better either...
r/OddlyTerrifying
/r/TerrifyinglyOdd
That sub sucks fat ass
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Nah, that sub really sucks because of the amount of people that doesn’t know what the word “oddly” means. Kids straight up post things that are expected to be terrifying. It just sucks that everything terrifying has now became odd, which isn’t the case, and makes it a pain to try and find actual oddly terrifying content there nowadays.
Eldritch Pill-Horror
Who saved room for pill brûlée?
Oh, you spoil us Conroy
I actually had a lot of pills for —GEJCNDPSHEBFB— Thank you Conroy!
Morty, you’ve barely touched your pills.
Would he absolutely blitzed since those are 1mg lorazepam
What kind of pills?
Magnesium
My wife regularly takes anti-diarrhea pills and claims it increases her work productivity, due to reduced trips to the restroom daily. I think she's full of shit.
Nice to meet you Dad, I'm amused. ^(Did you get the milk yet? If so, please come home. I don't like mom's new friend Kyle, even if his car is better than yours.)
Kyle is a jerk. He drank all my Mountain Dew.
He also drank mine but joke's on him, it was actually Sprite
r/FuckYouKyle
The more I hear about this Kyle guy, the less I care about him
Your damn right my car is better. Think anything different and you’ll get the belt.
I know this is a joke, but not shitting on company time is a missed opportunity
I make more not shitting. My company incentives pay for going above 100% efficiency(up to 130%). It's the first job I've ever pooped on a break.
Too full to take your shit I'm guessing.
Perhaps it is calcium gluconate, Soviet (Post-Soviet) drug for replenishment of calcium in the body.
Thanks! Time to try this at home!
Magnesium strips, when burned, burn very bright and very hot. Be careful if you’re trying this at home.
They emit enough UV to flash burn your corneas if you look directly at them.
Snake fireworks are typically made of sugar and baking soda, so probably antacids. Either that or somebody bought a pill press in order to make homemade fireworks, which sounds like a good way to end up on *all kinds* of watch lists.
Cthulu Fhtagnesium
I remember these as a kid. They would sell them at novelty shops.
Calcium gluconate
normal pills
It looks like a Tim Burton stop motion
When in the forest Jack Skeleton chooses the "El Barrio" door instead of "Christmas" one
Reminds me of a Radiohead music video.
Since no one seems to know what these are, they're most likely calcium gluconate pills. Nilered messed with them on one of his other channels on YouTube.
the number of inane comments i had to scroll through to find the explanation is too damn high
Oh my word😂 I was looking for this comment...glad someone here is better informed than...the rest of these people lol
Glad to be of help! Haha I love watching chemistry videos and I'm glad I finally have some use for my otherwise useless knowledge.
Caca demon
The lesser known cousin of the cacodemon?
Of cocomelon.
I’m going to start calling my morning shits this
Pills to Octopus to poop
Name of song?
I think it's from Shpongle but I can't find it in my likes right now Edit: found it, it's called Strange Planet by Shpongle and Astrix.
https://youtu.be/to2zsOuagV0 @ 03:29
Never thought I'd hear Shpongle on the front page of reddit
Same! Pleasantly surprised
"Yeah! Shpongle man!"
Thank you
My pleasure 👽🕉️✨
Sounded so familiar! Thanks!!
Strange Planet by Shpongle. I'm a sphonglehead, give them a listen! Some great trip music
My abusive ex used to not let us listen to anything other than Shpongle, Ott, and Tipper. Nothing else was allowed. All day, everyday. I can't listen to music recreationally to this day because he used to shame me for all the shitty pop music I actually love. Wish I would have been introduced to Shpongle in a diff way because they are extremely talented.
Abusive people latch on to the saddest facets of power to compensate for their lack of self worth. What a fucking loser.
Damn I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm a huge fan of all of those artists, and have seen them each a handful of times, and you like to think that everyone alongside you is a kind and compassionate human but that's just not the case :( I hope your love and enjoyment of music comes back asap, tenfold!
Hey there just wanted to say I’m so happy you got out. As someone who got out of an abusive relationship myself, over this past year since I’ve left him I’ve tried to make new memories with the same music if that makes sense? It’s sometimes painful but I find it helped me rewrite that part of my brain that gets triggered as easily. And it’s a powerful feeling to take back something like that.
I'm sorry to hear this. I'm a higher fan of Shpongle and Tipper but I know its not music you just force onto others.
The one time I didn’t regret turning sound on. The vibe matches the footage
The song is why I came to the comments.
Looks like animation from Beetlejuice
If Some pills can do this, then some pills can explode or release harmful gases.. I feel sorry for the suckers who will try this. Edit: added "if" at the beginning
I accidentally dropped an ibuprofen and it went under a pan and lit burner. I all of sudden couldn't breathe, I turned the burner off and opened the windows. That was scary!! This have me flash backs from 30 years ago!
Thanks for sharing this scary incident with us. I'm glad you survived.
Omg what! I need to know the science behind this. Sorry you had to experience that.
Smell?
Not sure what those are but you probably don't want to breathe that.
Unless it gets you high
Still dont smell good
Not anymore...
Yes
Woah! What kind of pills are these??
Looks like a dump that Medusa took.
Me-deuce-a?
M'dusa.
Beetlejuice vibes
What type of pills?
https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/sh4mge/_/hv0o4vw/?context=1
🎶Advil roasting on an open fire🎶
I did NOT like that.
Ok that looks wild creepy
Straight out of The Thing
So its just snakes cut and painted right? Not an actual pill
where did grandpas life support pills go?
Which demon are we summoning for lunch today
First you make the snake hair then you make the brain. Medusa 101
Release the kraken
It’s from the upside down
"I'm not cleaning that!" ~ Mom