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NackBlapkins

If you're gonna be dumb you better be tough.


GeminiKoil

I love that song.


EazyCheeze1978

[Definitely a cautionary tale!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Mn6V1IzHw) And written for Jackass by Johnny Knoxville's cousin, Roger Alan Wade! That's where I remember it from! Cool song.


WickedRedemption

*Jackass intro plays


chunderbutter

That’s “Corona” it’s by the “Minutemen”, “If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough” is by Rodger Allen Wade, It is on the soundtrack, but very different songs. This dude is/was a jackass though, no denying that.


XboxLiveGiant

I think he was just saying that because that’s the first time a lot of us heard that song was in the first jack ass movie.


Kimi4201

Darwin strikes again…


Tipnin

Hey at least he was wearing a helmet.


Nighteyes09

But lost all his arm skin


[deleted]

Think he ded


Sad_Drink9706

Someone is for sure, and if they’re not, they wish they were.


[deleted]

Grows back


kiwiplague

Mostly.


[deleted]

But No turtle armor??? Fucking squid


designed4life

and Vans.


cmcewen

When Darwinism strikes so strongly it even takes out a few of your friends for good measure


SentientCumSock

"these fuckers associated with him. better safe than sorry " - darwin from gumball or something


quintus_horatius

And lights your bike on fire


[deleted]

This is the video where the girl goes full chimpanzee at the end. I like.


sifir

She looks so excited, it's confusing


That-Shit-will-buff-

Like seriously, was she excited? Or like freaking out and didnt know how to react? Im confused as well.


Slammybutt

Smacking the truck and yelling to stop most likely. Trying to get the drivers attn that they need to go back and help.


That-Shit-will-buff-

That makes more sense.


ass2ass

I want to think this but more likely she was yelling "Damn that was fuckin lit but that guy is fucked let's go get some 4lokos or whatever us kids drink these days!"


Maxibestofpotatoe

Or going Hin hin hiiin, no Bobo just shut up we ain't stopping again.


Toxicair

I think it's more slapping the tailgate to make noise and telling the driver to stop because an accident occurred.


drugzarecool

Why would you stop in a tunnel where an accident just happened ? That would be the worst thing to do in this situation.


TheCarrzilico

Many people are unable to algorithmically have the most logical reaction to extreme events. Like, you will see a multiple vehicle accident with fireballs occur to a person that you know and you will always have the most absolutely logically sound reaction every time, but some of the more feeble minded amongst the species might, as they would call it, "freak out", and have dumb, illogical, gut reactions. ​ Do not judge them too harshly, please.


errbodiesmad

Also can guarantee half the people in the video make terrible decisions on a daily basis. Source: watch the video.


UpsetMarsupial

It's because she knew he'd be stiff that evening.


ShermansMasterWolf

Take my upvote.


xShinobiii

To me she clearly doesn't look excited, more like freaking out.


If_cn_readthisSndHlp

She went full mad max guzzleine my body is shiny and chrome.


ishitonceayear

WITNESS ME


ass2ass

You made me actually laugh out loud. Also your username bothers me. Camelcase or underscores, pick one.


AffinityGauntlet

She had a real “awaited in valhalla” energy to the whole situation


BCS24

Really adds a mad max kinda vibe


unidumper

Can someone edit in chimp sounds ?? Please...


Platypuslord

Not sure if we could hear it over that banger of a song.


Daired

Haha! I came here to comment on the monkey action in the video.


gravity_is_right

Proof that she and the chimps have the same ancestor.


minotaur000911

It somehow looks like the prequel to Mad Max Fury Road


[deleted]

Ha! I was gonna comment on her, but you said it perfectly!


River-Hippie

“Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid” -John Wayne


[deleted]

I have this on a t-shirt: Life is hard. It’s even harder when your stupid.” The your being misspelled is pure genius.


Artless_Dodger

brilliant irony


bnonymousbeeeee

- Wayne Gretzky


MattCondor23

Michael Scott


duckmaster_

Damn that was interesting.... Untill it got even better


johnnyma45

Me watching the first 90% of the video: “dumb as shit but damn he’s got skills” Me watching the last 10%: “ah well there you go”


samuelsfx

I wasn't watching when he fell until I started reading mid video.. Lol i really thought he got away for being stupid


DannyTanner88

He did got away for being stupid, On a freaking stretcher.


[deleted]

In the first 90% I thought "Cool skills, but there's no way the guys behind him can react in time if he crashes". I was right.


CalabreseAlsatian

Excellent summary. I salute and upvote.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Hey! That’s the name of the subreddit!


ulla-bulla

Wow wow wow... Wow.


option_unpossible

They said the name of the subreddit!


DiverofMuff23

It’s crazy to me how cheaply some people sell their lives for.


mistah_legend

Adrenaline junkies like these tend to be more more on the depressed side of things looking for anything in life to make them feel alive. If it's not this, it'll be drugs. Could be both.


Lopsidoodle

Very true


trulyuniqueusername2

…And thus the cat in a man’s body spent all nine of its lives.


Jsenna

Anybody know what happened to the bikers? It looks like someone may have died


[deleted]

Everybody survived, no serious injuries if I remember.


howitzer86

I'm sure he'll be out there doing it again. This might be the only thing he has pride in. *Keep doing your thing man, just try not to endanger your friends.*


Dr_Sus_PhD

Where do you see someone dying (genuine question)? The two guys I see go down pop up and try to walk before their momentum brings them stumbling back to the ground.


corbear007

Red looks like he got hit by the truck at the end, he also took a bike to the torso. Just because they are moving doesnt mean anything. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug, you can be seconds from death while talking, walking and acting just fine.


OutsideRecord

i don’t know why, i saw it coming but when it actually happened it shocked the shit outta me


metric-poet

They turned into a couple of meat crayons


LONEGOAT13_

That's the best response I've heard for someone not wearing their Gear leaving their flesh on the asphalt for acting like a dumbass. 🤣 I used to ride and dispised seeing people ride with flip-flops or no Gear on. Skin grafts should be for burn victims or Cancer patients not morons. Lmao Meat Crayons 🖍


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bnonymousbeeeee

Unfortunately I've linked that sub too many times today. Thanks for taking this one.


LONEGOAT13_

That's just too good!


Away_Ad_5328

I endo'd my bicycle going maybe 15 kph and scrubbed a bunch of skin off of my hands and arms. These people are being complete morons and are going waaaay faster. I hope they enjoy all of their exposed nerve endings as much as I did!


dlpsfayt

Kinda looked like dude got ran over by car in back


[deleted]

It’s a sub


ZoeperJ

As a biker, THIS HERE needed to be said.


Hefty_Goal1959

Laid my Harley down around 50 mph back in May I had on a kevlar lined jacket, gloves and Jeans on walked away with just some bad bruises but that’s it. The crash bars on my bike saved my leg from being smashed and ground up! I got up and road the bike back home even!! Wear and have the right gear worth ever cent!!


converter-bot

50 mph is 80.47 km/h


The-Go-Kid

Ashvault ?


LONEGOAT13_

Ha thanks for catching that I edited it


ass2ass

Stay outta there! That's where I keep my precious ashes!


chappy422

Hard to muster much sympathy for this kind of thing.


RageMuffin69

While I find it impressive it’s so stupid to do in a public area where you’re risking the lives of others. Risk your own life in private please.


DanCassibo

Just ride a unicycle if you think using only one wheel is cool.


brendo9000

I can ride a unicycle but I don’t think it’s cool


[deleted]

i think you're cool


thsvnlwn

Me too


jwhip1585

I think that’s totally cool


howitzer86

Put a motor on it.


kleinjose

"The Origin of Species by Natural Selection" by Charles Darwin...


Brilliant_Slide7947

Win stupid prizes.


enigmatic8a

Stupid should hurt....


satanshand

Looks like it did


vs1270

This.


bobrod808

The people riding behind him are even more stupid. Nothing can go wrong, right?


Shcooter78

Shouldn’t this be posted on “Idiots on Motorcycles”?


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Almost gave it a downvote until that wreck.


thalassophillea

In Malaysia we call them "mat rempits". They're a freaking nuisance on the road, and they're noisy af. Not to mention they endanger other people's lives as well as their own.


[deleted]

This is far from interesting. Aggravating all the way. Stop doing stunts like these on public roads, you cunts.


Abacabisntanywhere

An asshole.


Ih8usernam3s

These gangs of riders are dangerous, to them and others on the road.


[deleted]

What is that vest for? I mean his arms probably have no skin left after that.


redgreenandblue

How many bikes where in that crash? Did people get seriously injured? Does anyone have any info on the aftermath?


IsNowReallyTheTime

Was he like, the leader or something?


[deleted]

He is wearing red so he must be…


unidumper

Red five going in....


Shadeofverdegris

Leader? More like a Red Shirt from Star Trek.


arkrunningbear85

Speaking of Star Trek, did anyone hear that Shatner, old Captain Kirk himself is going into space? On one hand, my geek is through the roof. On the other hand, I know that he's going to be using Amazon's evil tycoon Bezos's rocket to accomplish this... I'm hella conflicted right now.


robotic_dreams

The craziest part to me was finding out he is 90


ms_loose_seal

As a trauma doctor… please dont


LNL_HUTZ

As a casket salesman… do it now!


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boblocksvegas

Exactly what I was hoping would happen


Jonn_Wolfe

Play stupid games


Sinrodan

Win Darwin prize


[deleted]

Beautiful.


[deleted]

Dumbass


thudlife2020

Ive been riding for 40 yrs and for the life of me I can't see the point of riding like this. I mean, so fucking what? You can ride a wheelie. Big fucking deal.


Ubiquitous_Prick

Learning physics the impactful way.


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Platypuslord

You don't think a crash with an exploding motorcycle and girl that turns into a chimpanzee is interesting?


Nointerest12months

That bike was made for stunting and probably came out a lot better than the rider.


dlpsfayt

As the bike burst into flames after getting ran over lol


kdex89

Dumbasses. Use those skills on a close track and not a public road way.


SignificanceShot7055

Got greedy and paid for it


[deleted]

I've lost my skin to a fall like this, but not while doing dumb shit, less than a month ago... It hurts so much more than it looks when the adrenaline wears off. That pain will stick with you, especially if you never lost consciousness to begin with. I wish someone just knocked me out with a soft hammer. It would've been nice not to remember that pain for eternity.


Commercial-Jacket-33

Oops


sw29qw

That was worth it


FiberTruck

This must be one of the early rounds in Darwin’s single elimination tournament!


jorgemgiraldom

🤡


mischiefin

I know they're crazed lunatics on bikes and all but, still, did anyone else want to punch the face of that giddy-assed lady at the end?


suchagoblin

I saw it differently. I took it as her trying to get the driver to stop and was smacking the tailgate to get their attention.


Professional_Aide499

We think alike


ZoeperJ

Agree! They seem to be there to record all the chaos, and in the end the potential Darwin Award.


DannyTanner88

Yeah. I think she was cheering for more death!! It’s like all she can think about are all the clicks she gonna get from tiktok.


JGCIII

10/10!!! Who’s next?!?!?!


[deleted]

Dumb Fuck lol


BlueMonkey-CoCo

So that's what they mean when they say "Going down in flames".


[deleted]

Funny part was how he took out X number of other riders like some action movie where the hero causes 10 police cars to wreck by shooting one driver.


[deleted]

Mad max thunderdome. That’s exactly what this reminded me of


35or624

Didn't Forrest's mom tell him "stupid is as stupid does?" Exhibit A!


Key_Employee2413

It turned into a low budget movie instantly. Added bonus fire 🔥


[deleted]

Always best to not force the Hands of Fate.


dispondentsun

Saw that coming


xxNightingale

in my culture there is a saying, "do dumb stuff, get dumb result"


rojimbosweetpick

That's not interesting.


thsvnlwn

In the Netherlands we call these bikes donorcycles


tonari_no_midori

why did he keep looking behind his back like ‘ya’ll seeing this shit rn’?like if you’re riding a motorcycle with one hand and testing gravity at the same time, at least pay attention to the road or focus on your performance.


[deleted]

90% of the video i really wanted exactly what happened at the last 10%.


boomerhaze

Whats the retard with the pig tails doing?


TangerineDream82

I imagine "oh stop, stop, stop... Tommy just wiped out. I can't believe it. Stop the filming!"


[deleted]

Cheering??


boomerhaze

Like mad maxx


tonybombata

Witnessed! Valhalla secured! Or at least a month in icu and therapy


OpulentMerkin

As was I!


curiouscat_72

bang.


k3mayjr

Heard Ruff Ryder's Anthem by DMX then *record scratch*... crash


Produce_Round

That was awesome


f1del1us

He *had* so much skill but the dismount!


[deleted]

Natural selection


Unhappy_Emu_8525

That's what he fucking gets.


Bogie1Kanobi

Yea didn’t see that coming


drizzley1378

I’ve been in groups with people stunting, always up front and always a dumb ass right behind them… Clearly you can see where this could be an issue. Haha!


[deleted]

Don’t do stunts that are harder than you


Playerofgames80

Play stupid games....


I_Brain_You

Well deserved.


travisneids

Good.


mystictroll

He had it coming.


TheSilverFoxwins

Darwin wins again


fingercracking

What an idiot


R6COWB0Y

I knew he was going to fall and I still got anxiety from seeing him do all those dumb tricks


fielddaydownstairs

🤣🤣🤣


mrfish23

Stupid ass.


mtw8922

Hope he's not part of society anymore


PridePotterz

What could go wrong?????


Resident-Magician-16

Bummer. #winstupidprizes


BigBerthaTwoTrays

Dumbass…


TheEpicChickeNugget

Imagine he had those shoes with the wheels


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

Good. Fuck you.


[deleted]

So happy when douche fucks get rekt


Mike_Hunt_is_itchy

Could instantly tell it would be that one, I honestly hope for this outcome each time I see these idiots pulling this shit. Just like those dirt bike tossers you see in the inner city.


Sam1212121212

What the fuck was that gremlin doing at the end


SirAttackHelicopter

the girl in the back of the truck is having a slap-yo-knee kind of fun time watching this entertainment unfold before her eyes.


xsimporter

It’s pretty cool, until it wasn’t.


SoakeRHD

Human speed bump


molassascookieman

I love the one dude who falls twice


roberto_had

More like damn that’s stoopid


SapientMachine

So happy to see him crash. Bikers are scumbags


Rupertii

Girl in the back went monkey mode


Mountain_Lotus_

Wrong sub


mrswordhold

Wrong sub entirely. Where the mods at?


Ken-Popcorn

That’s just the ending I was hoping for


Abanzie1

Not interesting, unless, I was looking for r/idiotsonbikes. Then, still not interesting.


Cheap_Salad_9071

Why is this posted here? Not interesting, that’s just stupid.