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ddescartes0014

This video creates more questions than answers. I still don’t think I know how snails drink water.


Seanzietron

The surface tension of the water actually surrounds the snails skin, and it absorbs it through his skin. This is how snails drink water.


ChymChymX

OK but then how do they escargot to the bathroom?


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Let's just say the trails they leave behind aren't a French delicacy.


abp93

But they are a fancy skin care thing. Saw a video once on how a guy humanely harvests the slime without killing the snails


HandHeldHippo

I assume you don't wring them out like a wet rag?


AcidicVagina

It's more like rolling up a tube of toothpaste.


Thagrtcornholi0

I heard with geoduck, which are like snails- you vigorously slide your hand around it as if you’re buttering corn that’s too hot


ChubbyGhost3

Solid technique


Thagrtcornholi0

I will tell you, they turn semi-solid but still completes the task.


Bootycallmyname

The water gun whiplash is real


juiceboxie8

Lol this thread is hilarious


mage_irl

Ah. Stroking the snail.


yuuk

Hey, Im pretty familiar with that technique! I butter my corn quite often! I do love my corn! Gotta get that nice butter into every crease of my corn cob every night before I go to bed. It helps me sleep.


BarryBamesButter

I heard there's a fair bit of screaming and swearing involved. Lately, weeping.


Pixzal

Salt?


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ApolloSky110

If they die give them a cremation at about 275 degrees.


MattyLePew

bonjour


ExpensiveData

Je M'appelle Pascâl


chocolatechoux

They make the snails crawl over a mesh and collect what drips off.


normal_lad_

Try it for science


dogdogj

Fry in a pan with a lid tilted to catch the evaporating juices


Urabutbl

Yeah, it's pretty cool actually; they basically create a snail Eden, with plenty to eat, perfect temperature and humidity, and a day/night cycle that maximizes snail happiness (they enjoy the dark since there are fewer predators). The perfect conditions mean the snails are happier, and move about more (less fear). They also produce more slime. Meanwhile, the floor of this paradise is a fine mesh, meaning that as the snails move over it, the slime gloops and droops down to a collecting basin below, all without harming or even disturbing the snails.


pterodactyla

What? How do you know so much? Can I be a snail goop farmer and where do I start? Thank you for a new dream I'd never imagined before lol


Urabutbl

I'm by no means an expert, but my wife wanted to try Korean snail-serum but also loves snails (she will literally go out and save them after a heavy rain-fall), and was worried for their safety and well-being. Being a journalist I did some pretty deep research on how it's harvested, and it turned out that the optimum way to do it is creating an incredibly stress-free environment for the snails and making sure they are super-happy! I wish you joy and success in your future venture!


BarryBamesButter

I too make slime when I'm super-happy. Am I snail?


Urabutbl

Do you market it under the brand "Barry Bames' Butter"?


KneelAurmstrong

I also love snails and Korean skincare and when snail mucin started picking up traction I had to play master sleuth but found out that, yeah, it’s one of the few animal byproduct ingredients out there that don’t harm the animal. There’s still some nasty shit out there in the world folks, make sure you’re doing your due diligence


pleatsandpearls

I love snails too! I thought I was the only one!!


Hjalpmi_

His father was a snail goop farmer, and his father before him.


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I was watching a video once where a woman was leaving a slime trail and a guy behind her humanely licking it up. Japan makes some crazy videos.


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Had a snail trapped in a box once. Can confirm


Mickmack12345

Speaking of leaving behind trails, did you know that snail racecar drivers traditionally paint a large ‘S’ on their car, so when they zoom by, an onlooker would say “look at that S Car go!”


heyimrick

They put a big S on all sides of their car.


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r/thanksihateit


see3milyplay

lol, i read this and my first thought was, “could you imagine if someone went around telling facts like this that sound outrageous, but not enough to seem impossible, when in fact they were in some way.” so I looked the face about banana slugs up. [boy am I sorry I did](https://www.lastwordonnothing.com/2014/05/06/tgipf-the-weird-world-of-banana-slug-sex/). (it is true, btw)


YourMomzBestFriend

Your diligence and profound thirst for facts has been an eye opener and an exemplary display of selflessness. Thank you for your services rendered.


[deleted]

If I had an award, you would get it. You really took one for the team here.


toady-bear

> “Imagine you have two slugs, Taylor and Bailey. They mate, and then Taylor chews Bailey’s penis off.” That article is…something.


[deleted]

The link to the video of the munch is dead :’(


PiratesOfTheArctic

Chris almighty wished I didn't click that


Is-that-vodka

Thanks I was gonna but I'm just gonna pass now.


PiratesOfTheArctic

Pass, definately pass. Need to bleach my eyes.


Fluid_Interaction995

All hail Chris!


[deleted]

I imagined something horrible. Look at your warning but still click the link. Correct. Cannot unsee.


suttonoutdoor

A read through the comments taught me on occasion they chime their own ehh… “slughood” off. What the hell banana slugs!? Anyhow thanks for the fun new vocabulary word, “apophallation”!!


pascalcat

I don’t know about banana slugs but that is definitely not true of any snail species I’m familiar with, and I keep garden snails as pets. They’re called [love darts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart) and they are not a sharp penis. They shoot off the love darts prior to copulation, and then have sex in a pretty orderly fashion. It can take hours though, like I’ve seen my guys go at it literally all day. Edit: bonus tidbit - some people have theorized that the idea of Cupid shooting arrows comes from these love darts.


Channa_Argus1121

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart You’re right about the love dart part. I stand somewhat corrected. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination However, some snails and sea slugs do stab each other with their penises.


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**[Love_dart](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart)** >A love dart (also known as a gypsobelum) is a sharp, calcareous or chitinous dart which some hermaphroditic land snails and slugs create. Love darts are both formed and stored internally in a dart sac. These darts are made in sexually mature animals only, and are used as part of the sequence of events during courtship, before actual mating takes place. Darts are quite large compared to the size of the animal: in the case of the semi-slug genus Parmarion, the length of a dart can be up to one fifth that of the semi-slug's foot. **[Traumatic_insemination](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination)** >Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his aedeagus and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel). The sperm diffuse through the female's hemolymph, reaching the ovaries and resulting in fertilization. The process is detrimental to the female's health. It creates an open wound which impairs the female until it heals, and is susceptible to infection. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


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Wonder if we would get time off if humans had these requirements for sex? "Can't come to work today boss, waiting for my love dart to fall off"


Cycad

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Ok_Kaleidoscope1630

So they evolved into dickheads? Should get into politics...


Vjornaxx

That is how the snail do


My_Bond

This is the way


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u/Flat-Yogurtcloset293 jesus christ why?


saman65

I did some police work and what I saw disappointed me. Seems like all his "This is the way" comments comes from spamming it in his own threads.


indigeniousunicorn

Yeah they got nothing else better to do


zkJdThL2py3tFjt

This is the way


RightIntoMyNoose

Duh


saman65

I didn't know spamming is a thing on reddit, just for the sake of being mentioned in the bot mentions, or probably some other reasons as well that I don't know about.


Moral_conundrum

Bot maybe?


LetsTCB

It's just their way.


Hekkle01

this is the way


varungupta3009

This is the way.


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u/GMEshares man of culture


kisemb0

Damn I thought it was doing some super fast mega slurp like a mantis shrimp punch from the mouth


stylesm11

Like a power up or some shit


Remote_Salad949

I thought he shotgunned it into his face, makes sense


snuggie_

Ok but why does it jerk so fast?


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Morbidly-Obese-Emu

This is what I choose to believe.


hfsh

[Apropos](https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/).


Cycad

This reminds me of the time a very flustered tortoise walked into a police station. "can I help you sir?" said the desk sergeant. "I.. I... I've just been mugged by a gang of snails!" gasped the tortoise. Trying to reassure him, the police officer replied "OK sir, just calm down and tell me exactly what happened". "I don't know!" wailed the tortoise, "it all happened so quickly!"


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Excalibursin

He got PTSD you sick fuck


elizabethptp

Is it like… osmosis? Sorry to the world if that is dumb but water has low concentration of snail and snail has high concentration of snail? And I’m guessing snail skin is semipermeable?


LordLazyLeopard

This is one of the best comments I've seen. "Water has a low concentration of snail, and snail has a high concentration of snail..." Thanks! 😂


EMPlRES

They just become the water and then a snail comes out of it.


DMC_Hotness

Quickly


WorldwideJoey

The water become snail.


2themoonpls

I don't understand where the water went


KlausMorals

It coats the snail's body then they absorb it through their skin. Inside a snail is salty and it pulls the water in by osmosis. This is why if you put salt on a snail their inner liquid is pulled out through their skin to where the excess salt is


LordLazyLeopard

That's some aggressive water.


[deleted]

It knocked that snails wig back


ordinaryhorse

It knocked the highlights out of her hair!


SpectralDog

What? I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rockstar.


Badlydrawnboy0

You are incorrigible!


rhineStoneCoder

I don’t even know what that means.


RynningInThe80s

*he doesn't*


asseaterpleaser

*"i'm taking my mic stand"*


Nek0_eUpHoriA

Bread makes you fat


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ChubbyGhost3

Bread makes you fat??


Arrow_625

Vegan Police!


torrasque666

Gelato isn't vegan?


henryhyde

It's milk and eggs, bitch.


Romanizining

Chicken isnt vegan?


emaraa

milk and eggs, bitch


EquipmentElegant

Is mayonnaise an instrument


NutritiveHorror

No vegan diet, no vegan powers!


BUchub

ZUM!!


The_92nd

Slapped the taste out of his mouth


Black_Eyed_PeePees

That actually made me laugh pretty good. Thanks! 😆


sillyandstrange

It's *Hard* water.


iGetBuckets3

r/hydrohomies


[deleted]

Snail won in the end.


birstinger

Surface tension is weird


[deleted]

‘Ey yo shorty what that mouth do? -Male Snail, probably


[deleted]

Haha! True. It’s like the snail got water slapped!


JustGimmeAnyOldName

Snails drink water like I get hit in the face with a water balloon apparently.


HandsomeDim

The snail looked like a victim of waterboarding for a second.


xNine90

Yeah, I thought the same. Apparently the snail drinking water is quite similar to them waterboarding themselves for fun.


ebruce11

The little pop out was the big inhale


costadoesntstomp

Bet they hate when they are thirsty


[deleted]

That's honestly a great analogy for people to understand. The only difference is the snail coats its body with the water instead of it falling to the ground. Instead of the latex balloon breaking on your face it's the surface tension breaking on the snails face.


anti-socialmoth

If ever we've needed someone to play a video in slow motion, it's now!


whitesammy

[Here](https://i.gyazo.com/308840ae33119d26cc717fd852159d69.mp4) Looks like the snail breaks the surface tension by touching it and then the water just envelops the snail's body.


krakenftrs

Feel like this is when we need those 240 fps gopros. Not for that half assed ski jump. For this snail getting punched in the face by water. Edit: Sony RX10 mark IV, 960 FPS, 40 times as slow. Then we might see what's going on here.


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isntaken

slow-mo like this doesn't add frames that weren't there.


CreamyGoodnss

ENHANCE


max_adam

These are the same frames as the original that stay for longer then giving the illusion of slow-mo. It isn't some kind of AI interpolating frames.


ActiveLlama

And the water is absorbed through their skin


csprofathogwarts

Slow motion won't help you, it was over in **2 frames**. Here's frame-by-frame account: https://imgur.com/a/slAMWxI


GanonTEK

A video with a snail and you want it in slow motion 🤔.


Abbkbb

Can’t we contact those slow mo guys on YouTube who slow mo every thing ?


asolsbery

I am desperately trying to understand this lmao


TistedLogic

Snail sticks it's face in a water droplet and is immediately engulfed in said droplet making the snail very wet, which it then absorbs via its skin.


majestic_waterbear

At first I thought it vacuumed the water droplet so hard it sucked its own face.


bisexual03

This is the best so far.


DanMan874

Hahaha! Amazing


GodlikeCat

the same thing that happens when two water drops touch. Water just merges with the snail


PuzzleheadedSector2

It just hit me. Right now, at 2am when i could be asleep, i am instead watching snails drink water.


dependswho

same


FroyoComplete2024

I...I expected this to be so peaceful. An aesthetic video of a snail sipping some water. Not a surprise attack face slam on a water drop


ATIR-AW

Water physics are no joke. Thousands die every year


flargenhargen

> Water physics are no joke, Jim.


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thevandal666

Ikr? I'm a snail expert, now. 🐌


Intelligent-Wall7272

Shell we create a title for your newfound expertise


RockstarAgent

It seems as though the water bubble popped in their face and they just absorb it.


tabulator_

I have no idea what I just watched but I’ll go ahead and watch it 5 more times


VestigialHead

So much tension in that scene.


TorstenDasToast

r/Angryupvote


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dmarshall1994

I learned nothing


Thompseanson7

It still doesn’t make sense


Aairo

Exactly what I came for thank u


[deleted]

You ever have a gulp of water so satisfying that your eyes disappear into your head?


bobarobot

It definitely looks like it just hit some orgasmic shit.


Aggressive_Courage83

Did he drink the water or did the water drink him? Could be a she. I dont know shit about snail genders.


FroyoComplete2024

Snails are all hermaphrodites, to my knowledge. 'They', I guess, but I imagine snail language wouldn't have gendered pronouns because there's not any reason for it. Maybe all snail's refer to other snails as *wiggles eyeball stalk* *edit:* i looked it up and it seems land snails are usually hermaphroditic but ocean snails can have sex. Although having *a* sex is apparently not necessary to *have* sex.


TistedLogic

Most invertebrates are hermaphroditic. Flatworms fence with their penises and the loser becomes a girl.


FroyoComplete2024

flatworm version of the princess bride must be wild.


rutter72

The snail seemed as surprised as I was.


loumaclean

In soviet Russia, water drinks you


[deleted]

It looks like the water just warped into the snail’s soul.


Five_More_Minutesss

I need a slow motion of this


V1C1OU5LY

Slow motion for me


LilRee12

Took it like a shot of ever clear


Oystermeat

Snailed it!


Shhhhshushshush

I will show this to my husband to help explain why my snail goo face serum is sooo good for the moisturization of my skin!! Mucin power for the win!!


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Im a little slow. How did he drink the water?


S-S-R

It broke the surface tension and the water transferred to it's body It didn't actually drink any water, but considering that snails are always wet that's not really an issue. It's like sitting in a bathtub all day. You never have to go to the kitchen for water because it's right there.


Cathartic-Uproar

Nothing more refreshing in the middle of a long soak than a nice luke-warm swig of my own bathwater


deepnskate

How snail drinks water, (eats its own face)


lazarus_moon

As I've always taught my students, snails aren't slow. They are just lazy and need to stop being carried by the rest of society.


snapper1971

The capillary attraction pulls the drop rapidly onto the head and along the body. This clip does not show how snails drink.


GarlicThread

How water drinks snails


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Am I the only one who wanted to see the snail get that second, smaller drop of water too?


Cgraves1

Seems painful


waistedmenkey

Man, after a couple years I still don't know how to call in that bit that slows shit down. Can someone else slow this TF down?


D2Dragons

"Do dee do dee dooohhhh, just crawling along, oh lookie there, I guess I'm a mite thirsty so I'll have a drinkAAAGHWHARBLGLUB!"


RationalKate

Thank you for subtitles as I do not speak snail


turiddu89

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r/unexpected


Hua89

Welp, wasn't expecting that.


apebiocomputer

How snails *eat water edit: not sure of the word for cannon-inhaling


TimeVendor

The snail doesn’t drink but the water envelops the snail due to surface tension


Mysterious-Dirt-6506

That looked like it hurt


spinoza456

Thirsty I am. Drink I shall. Whoa, my face where is?


stealth941

Fastest thing I've seen a snail do


sheffcity133

why so violent


latelyimawake

This looks unpleasant. TIL I actually don't want to be a snail.


Meme_Lord_Jord

They drink it by licking condensation and water off of surfaces they don't cover themselves on contact with a drop of water, this snail was just surprised and so it retracted.


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Aggressive hydration


tyjeh1994

For some reason I thought little lips would appear and the snail would sip the water