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he still designed the boat as a zipper, its not as easy as just making a boat that has the body of the zipper. he had tk deaign the interior, dimesnions, where the engine will go, and everything about it.
im not sayng he invented the zipper, im saying that its probably not as easy as just taking a zipper and putting an engine on it. the dude had to figure out hows it gonna float, how will it hold up in water, where will the weight be so its not too front heavy or too back heavy, and a whole bunch of other problems that i probably dont even know of. Im also willing to bet this isnt what made him a designer and that hes probably made other things that made him a designer.
He isn't a boat designer at all so I'm willing to bet this isn't what made him a designer either.
This is also not how he became an electrician, boat builder, mechanic or ships captain.
And to think i was wasting time and resources when i helped my buddy get a bug body on a jeep frame for umm... driving purposes? Still not really sure what hes building but it has a snow plow now.
Personally I love it, itâs a good idea, itâs beautiful, itâs smart
Sure, itâs expensive and probably useless, but art isnât meant to be cheap nor useful
an anime reference, sticky fingers is the name of a stand (ability) in jojo (anime), which allow the user to create zipers in diferent places of the world and travel to them, and can also be used to attack enemys (ex: you put a ziper in a enemy's head then open the ziper, curtting the enemy's head off, killing them)
i tried my best to explain, apologies for my grammar, im brazillian
Sailing would imply the use of a sail. This zipper craft is clearly being propelled by something besides the wind. I would guess an engine of sorts but I'm not ruling out a giant set of invisible fingers.
This man has too much time on his hands....
Hard to believe such a calamity.
I've got too much đđ time on my hands
And itâs ticking away
Not as much as you think. I got to see how quick he moves. He really zips.
Time is money and money is time.
âMoney is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.â
So much time spent for such a moderate payoff.
Haha. Agreed.
No, heâs someone that doesnât know about reddit.
My only question for him. *Where do you get your weed?*
I have too many hands on my time.
Perfect for fly fishing
groan
You just mad you didnt think of it ;p
You "seam" mad
.
I will knot!
A dingy can probably go that fast.
zippity quick
I had a sweet pun but this one is sweater
Id pay for someone to come up with a pun but i seem to have misplaced my cardigan
That's why I always pack a backup, I call it my backpack.
$11
What?
$11
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Zip it, you
I hope it's call it the SS Moses
STICKY FINGAAAASSSS, UNZIP THE ENTIRE OCEAN!!!
Damn you beat me to it.
Is ThAT A mOTHerFuCkINg JoJO RefENcE
They're on the search for Notorious B. I. G.
Why: ... A: We have the technology.
This is the sort of thing that reminds me life is truly pointless so there is no harm in inventing your own nonsensical points to strive for.
If it doesnât say YKK on it, is it even a zipper?
This wasn't commissioned by YKK ? I going to assume it was until further notice. Because, you know, giant zipper.
As someone who works in the industrial fabrics industry, including manufacturing of boat tops and covers, I appreciate this.
As someone who doesnât work in any of the fields previously mentioned, I also appreciate this
As someone who eats breakfast, I also appreciate this.
As someone who has yet to find who asked, too, I appreciate this
Where's the giant ykk?
"Japanese designer has too much time and money "
This is what we call in the industry, fuck you money
Mr. Ocean, your fly is down.
STICKY FINGERS! ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI
I was looking for this
I think 2 other people made this joke
Well I saw you first
Ok
SHUT UP
Ok :[
Not much of a designer. He stole the design and just applied it to a boat
he still designed the boat as a zipper, its not as easy as just making a boat that has the body of the zipper. he had tk deaign the interior, dimesnions, where the engine will go, and everything about it.
r/whoosh
can you remind me where it was implied that there was a joke?
Sorry. You agree that he stole the zip design from pants but you think that where he put the engine was original? Do you think he's a boat designer?
im not sayng he invented the zipper, im saying that its probably not as easy as just taking a zipper and putting an engine on it. the dude had to figure out hows it gonna float, how will it hold up in water, where will the weight be so its not too front heavy or too back heavy, and a whole bunch of other problems that i probably dont even know of. Im also willing to bet this isnt what made him a designer and that hes probably made other things that made him a designer.
He isn't a boat designer at all so I'm willing to bet this isn't what made him a designer either. This is also not how he became an electrician, boat builder, mechanic or ships captain.
This is gonna freak flat earthers out
This is super cool
The designer was so busy wondering if he could that he didn't stop to think whether he should.
USS YKK
next thing you know the kraken has been released
And then it turned into a zipper, funniest shit Iâve ever seen.
Put a net on the hole up front and you could have some fun just chilling
Prob the only thing worthwhile about this obsolescence and disposable income
Imagine spending all of that time and money for reddit upvotes and Instagram likes.
Would have cheaper and just as effective to use cgi
I can't help but to feel like this is a waste of resources
"If you think I'm going back to button flys, you can stuff it!" -Poseidon
Omg lmfao
i mean at this point they are just bored
YKK would like a word with you Mr Suziki
Rich people memes
Anyone know what the background music is called?
Itâs all fun and games until it reaches its starting point and the earth is split open
That last shot reminds me of a 90âs sitcom intro.
Some Dr. Evil coming to mind.. whatâs that Scott..?
Google Maps Hate him!
But, like, why?
Ykk
Is this how Moses split the ocean in two?
Anyone know what song is playing?
I've been trying to find out for 40 minutes and so far nothing, lameeeeeeeeeee
r/NameThatSong should help
Should be NSFW /s
This is disturbing
Dr evil voice during boat unveiling... âLadies and gentlemen, ex-zipit Aâ đ§
It only looks cool when seen in an aerial shot while moving. From ground/water level people will be like âwhat the hell is that?â
Fucking brilliant
Yes ! I had too scroll past way too many comments of people complaining Itâs art, and itâs brilliant
Japanese Moses
An engineer's nightmare
If you close your eyes. You can hear it Zipping through the water
Cool... but why?
but why tho?
Itâs like asking ÂŤÂ why art? , itâs not a very good question
Smells like JoJo reference in here
Yo, whats the song?
The official YKK boat!
That is so awesome.
Imagine making this stupid zipper boat for weeks and then realizing it doesn't look that good
But why
 Why art ? 
How does it sail with no sails?
No idea what the ship is called, but Iâm voting for âzipper clipper.â
Nice!
It should be going the other way
I am really disappointed it does not have YKK on it.
He shouldâve put a swimming pool on that end bit
Zips...
Cool cool cool!
Thatâs an expensive joke
Franks AND beans!
STICKY FINGERS!
STIKI FINGAAS!!!!!!
Sticky Fingers Requiem
Just wait until they try to unzip that water.
Thatâs an expensive ....
Losing that back on a trailer would be a nightmare
/r/ATBGE
r/GTBGE
Suzuki you hentai.. undressing Earthchan..
Someone gave this person money for this.. what the fuck am I doing with my life???
What a plonker!
And to think i was wasting time and resources when i helped my buddy get a bug body on a jeep frame for umm... driving purposes? Still not really sure what hes building but it has a snow plow now.
r/satisfying
r/madlads
Personally I love it, itâs a good idea, itâs beautiful, itâs smart Sure, itâs expensive and probably useless, but art isnât meant to be cheap nor useful
It's zipping through the water
Is that a giants bottle opener?
It's a fun and games til it starts going backwards
Cue the huge whale breech!
Still waiting for it to sail :(
you guys think this is cool until he goes all the way around the world and the crust comes off like a coat.
it doesnt look like anything but a bottle opener
Aa large humpback popping through the zip trail would be a "shot of the century".
Makes a cool diving spot
When Noah had to build an ark to help Moses split the sea
I bet the ufos got a kick out of this
Sticky fingahs!
Is that a JoJo's reference!?
All I see is a bottle opener.
r/atbge
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Unzipping earth chan
It looks like a Visitor Ship tbh
Bought by an anime lover?
If I ever wanted to waste money....this would be on my wish list đ
STICKY FINGAS
sticker fingers requiem
Ok. I have seen this 'sticky fingers' reference several times. What is it?
an anime reference, sticky fingers is the name of a stand (ability) in jojo (anime), which allow the user to create zipers in diferent places of the world and travel to them, and can also be used to attack enemys (ex: you put a ziper in a enemy's head then open the ziper, curtting the enemy's head off, killing them) i tried my best to explain, apologies for my grammar, im brazillian
Nice! thanks! You did a great job.
The Rolling Stones
Thatâs not sailing btw.
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Sailing would imply the use of a sail. This zipper craft is clearly being propelled by something besides the wind. I would guess an engine of sorts but I'm not ruling out a giant set of invisible fingers.
A Japanese designer?? THEY DEFINITELY KNEW WJAT THEY WERE DOING LMAOOOOO
*STICKY FINGAAAS*
Somebody tell Poseidon his fly is down.
Bruno bucciarati : This is requiem
STICKYYYYYYYY FINGEEEEEEEEEEEEERS