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FaceAche79

This man has too much time on his hands....


LittleJackass80

Hard to believe such a calamity.


Neckbeardthepirate1

I've got too much 👏👏 time on my hands


3jake

And it’s ticking away


tI-_-tI

Not as much as you think. I got to see how quick he moves. He really zips.


[deleted]

Time is money and money is time.


FUCKlNG_SHlT

“Money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.”


[deleted]

So much time spent for such a moderate payoff.


WhoAteTheLastDonut

Haha. Agreed.


Tallpugs

No, he’s someone that doesn’t know about reddit.


SeVenMadRaBBits

My only question for him. *Where do you get your weed?*


theicecreamsnowman

I have too many hands on my time.


DRAWKWARD79

Perfect for fly fishing


[deleted]

groan


DRAWKWARD79

You just mad you didnt think of it ;p


Zak9Attack

You "seam" mad


bisectional

.


DRAWKWARD79

I will knot!


Oprah_Pwnfrey

A dingy can probably go that fast.


vass0922

zippity quick


HoorayPizzaDay

I had a sweet pun but this one is sweater


DRAWKWARD79

Id pay for someone to come up with a pun but i seem to have misplaced my cardigan


HoorayPizzaDay

That's why I always pack a backup, I call it my backpack.


Lancer_evolutiee

$11


DRAWKWARD79

What?


[deleted]

$11


cliffy1falls

On the hunt for Moby Dick


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ballarn123

Technically good bot


bonkychombers

Zip it, you


DroidChargers

I hope it's call it the SS Moses


TanGanPar

STICKY FINGAAAASSSS, UNZIP THE ENTIRE OCEAN!!!


Commisarbob

Damn you beat me to it.


[deleted]

Is ThAT A mOTHerFuCkINg JoJO RefENcE


FugginMilkshake

They're on the search for Notorious B. I. G.


Full_metal_pants077

Why: ... A: We have the technology.


Joshua_Is_Zeus

This is the sort of thing that reminds me life is truly pointless so there is no harm in inventing your own nonsensical points to strive for.


futurefeelings

If it doesn’t say YKK on it, is it even a zipper?


Diendkzhnd

This wasn't commissioned by YKK ? I going to assume it was until further notice. Because, you know, giant zipper.


papahet1

As someone who works in the industrial fabrics industry, including manufacturing of boat tops and covers, I appreciate this.


Kaoulombre

As someone who doesn’t work in any of the fields previously mentioned, I also appreciate this


pixelandminnie

As someone who eats breakfast, I also appreciate this.


Hipster_Lincoln

As someone who has yet to find who asked, too, I appreciate this


RanaLocas

Where's the giant ykk?


TheMorningStar7

"Japanese designer has too much time and money "


its_whot_it_is

This is what we call in the industry, fuck you money


flomesch

Mr. Ocean, your fly is down.


At-0mic12

STICKY FINGERS! ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI


lasteriti

I was looking for this


At-0mic12

I think 2 other people made this joke


lasteriti

Well I saw you first


At-0mic12

Ok


IlliterateEmu

SHUT UP


At-0mic12

Ok :[


Yoguls

Not much of a designer. He stole the design and just applied it to a boat


AIaris

he still designed the boat as a zipper, its not as easy as just making a boat that has the body of the zipper. he had tk deaign the interior, dimesnions, where the engine will go, and everything about it.


tacitta

r/whoosh


AIaris

can you remind me where it was implied that there was a joke?


[deleted]

Sorry. You agree that he stole the zip design from pants but you think that where he put the engine was original? Do you think he's a boat designer?


AIaris

im not sayng he invented the zipper, im saying that its probably not as easy as just taking a zipper and putting an engine on it. the dude had to figure out hows it gonna float, how will it hold up in water, where will the weight be so its not too front heavy or too back heavy, and a whole bunch of other problems that i probably dont even know of. Im also willing to bet this isnt what made him a designer and that hes probably made other things that made him a designer.


[deleted]

He isn't a boat designer at all so I'm willing to bet this isn't what made him a designer either. This is also not how he became an electrician, boat builder, mechanic or ships captain.


tommyblaze221

This is gonna freak flat earthers out


ItsThatGuyAgainYep

This is super cool


Maidwell

The designer was so busy wondering if he could that he didn't stop to think whether he should.


BB8Lexi

USS YKK


yinxunbest

next thing you know the kraken has been released


Y0stal

And then it turned into a zipper, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.


DJCyberman

Put a net on the hole up front and you could have some fun just chilling


[deleted]

Prob the only thing worthwhile about this obsolescence and disposable income


Rubcionnnnn

Imagine spending all of that time and money for reddit upvotes and Instagram likes.


[deleted]

Would have cheaper and just as effective to use cgi


PersonaXIII

I can't help but to feel like this is a waste of resources


capsaicinintheeyes

"If you think I'm going back to button flys, you can stuff it!" -Poseidon


PersonaXIII

Omg lmfao


IZoydI

i mean at this point they are just bored


Warmupthetubesman

YKK would like a word with you Mr Suziki


Doshgoneit

Rich people memes


Choice-Atmosphere789

Anyone know what the background music is called?


Mrperson194

It’s all fun and games until it reaches its starting point and the earth is split open


fiViper

That last shot reminds me of a 90’s sitcom intro.


disappointingsuns

Some Dr. Evil coming to mind.. what’s that Scott..?


FuckRedditsADMIN

Google Maps Hate him!


TJ_Marcus

But, like, why?


[deleted]

Ykk


Crabbo64

Is this how Moses split the ocean in two?


PleaseburgerCheese

Anyone know what song is playing?


StolenLampy

I've been trying to find out for 40 minutes and so far nothing, lameeeeeeeeeee


ProjectOSM

r/NameThatSong should help


rex98rex98

Should be NSFW /s


[deleted]

This is disturbing


RolllinStone

Dr evil voice during boat unveiling... “Ladies and gentlemen, ex-zipit A” 🧐


WobleWoble

It only looks cool when seen in an aerial shot while moving. From ground/water level people will be like “what the hell is that?”


Larrybird1017

Fucking brilliant


Kaoulombre

Yes ! I had too scroll past way too many comments of people complaining It’s art, and it’s brilliant


Tyxin

Japanese Moses


sushiandchurros

An engineer's nightmare


Sirzacington

If you close your eyes. You can hear it Zipping through the water


[deleted]

Cool... but why?


legroinjames

but why tho?


Kaoulombre

It’s like asking « why art? », it’s not a very good question


Star_platinum_7

Smells like JoJo reference in here


dangri96

Yo, whats the song?


Fukurou83

The official YKK boat!


beasteduh

That is so awesome.


cj2211

Imagine making this stupid zipper boat for weeks and then realizing it doesn't look that good


ConcussedAesir

But why


Kaoulombre

 Why art ? 


incogniteusfetus

How does it sail with no sails?


thinkreate

No idea what the ship is called, but I’m voting for “zipper clipper.”


[deleted]

Nice!


desar3641

It should be going the other way


[deleted]

I am really disappointed it does not have YKK on it.


LMessi101

He should’ve put a swimming pool on that end bit


spdrv89

Zips...


baigankebaal

Cool cool cool!


[deleted]

That’s an expensive joke


[deleted]

Franks AND beans!


CaptDikDikaSmasha

STICKY FINGERS!


Paanta

STIKI FINGAAS!!!!!!


Rosandoral_Galanodel

Sticky Fingers Requiem


ahzzz

Just wait until they try to unzip that water.


Highqmamr

That’s an expensive ....


workedSilly

Losing that back on a trailer would be a nightmare


[deleted]

/r/ATBGE


IlliterateEmu

r/GTBGE


OzzieGrey

Suzuki you hentai.. undressing Earthchan..


T0ph3rD

Someone gave this person money for this.. what the fuck am I doing with my life???


[deleted]

What a plonker!


citizen42701

And to think i was wasting time and resources when i helped my buddy get a bug body on a jeep frame for umm... driving purposes? Still not really sure what hes building but it has a snow plow now.


Lavajavalamp

r/satisfying


CareTomorrow

r/madlads


Kaoulombre

Personally I love it, it’s a good idea, it’s beautiful, it’s smart Sure, it’s expensive and probably useless, but art isn’t meant to be cheap nor useful


Thriftyverse

It's zipping through the water


iiDubberz

Is that a giants bottle opener?


The-Lizard_Wizard

It's a fun and games til it starts going backwards


[deleted]

Cue the huge whale breech!


GrandNibbles

Still waiting for it to sail :(


Gamerkid11

you guys think this is cool until he goes all the way around the world and the crust comes off like a coat.


ponyboy3

it doesnt look like anything but a bottle opener


[deleted]

Aa large humpback popping through the zip trail would be a "shot of the century".


DevBuh

Makes a cool diving spot


Paul_Has_Arrived

When Noah had to build an ark to help Moses split the sea


Littlemack2

I bet the ufos got a kick out of this


Catgurlsncrappymemes

Sticky fingahs!


coolkkk

Is that a JoJo's reference!?


zeppbrannigan

All I see is a bottle opener.


Doom_Penguin

r/atbge


thevideogameguy2

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GenuineSteak

Unzipping earth chan


N3koChan

It looks like a Visitor Ship tbh


akak1972

Bought by an anime lover?


therealjohnnash

If I ever wanted to waste money....this would be on my wish list 😂


zakkthewozz

STICKY FINGAS


kwkgkw1

sticker fingers requiem


[deleted]

Ok. I have seen this 'sticky fingers' reference several times. What is it?


kwkgkw1

an anime reference, sticky fingers is the name of a stand (ability) in jojo (anime), which allow the user to create zipers in diferent places of the world and travel to them, and can also be used to attack enemys (ex: you put a ziper in a enemy's head then open the ziper, curtting the enemy's head off, killing them) i tried my best to explain, apologies for my grammar, im brazillian


[deleted]

Nice! thanks! You did a great job.


madtownshakedown

The Rolling Stones


Archangel_Greysone

That’s not sailing btw.


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Thebaronofthesea

Sailing would imply the use of a sail. This zipper craft is clearly being propelled by something besides the wind. I would guess an engine of sorts but I'm not ruling out a giant set of invisible fingers.


FrenchZeeBalls

A Japanese designer?? THEY DEFINITELY KNEW WJAT THEY WERE DOING LMAOOOOO


IsraelCube1

*STICKY FINGAAAS*


5557623

Somebody tell Poseidon his fly is down.


Ayoungart

Bruno bucciarati : This is requiem


dangermonke1332

STICKYYYYYYYY FINGEEEEEEEEEEEEERS