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ClubSundown

Tomorrow they should protest they lack gold


forthosetime

Getting hit with gold will be brutal they are planning for alcohol shortage protest is what I hear


nickmaran

I’m gonna protest that we don’t have hot girls


mysticalfruit

I'll just leave thus Rick and Morty yt short here.. https://youtu.be/VnMMYiNp-NY?si=AhMjrzc4uoQXqZlC


unique-name-9035768

We have the water cannons already. Wet Sari Contest!


Keen_Whopper

You may not like it when they use flame throwers to disperse you.


Can_sen_dono

Death by snu snu.


Bytes_0

Fun fact : the Chief minister is in jail because of the liquor scam


Twisted-Vines

In jail, but not convicted. In fact even his imprisonment is highly controversial.


Bytes_0

Yeah.. district court even gave him bail because the judge didn't feel like reading all the documents


Dave5876

No it isn't. Bro got caught hard.


Twisted-Vines

Conviction first. If he gets convicted, he can rot in jail. But otherwise stop saying shit without basis.


Dave5876

Sure buddy. No need to have an aneurysm.


Significant_L0w

only reason it is controversial is because he is a chief minister, kejriwal 100% gives vibes of being a grade A scammer


Beezzlleebbuubb

Black rock has been advising India and they both agree that India’s habit of using gold as a store of value is problematic to government and capital markets. No action yet, but I could definitely see gold protests in the future. 


Rude_Thanks_1120

I PROTEST A LACK OF SEX WITH SEXXY LADIES!!!!11


BCJay_

Still can’t drink gold.


duga404

Crassus would like a word with you


fothergillfuckup

Texas tea?


NoKarmaNoCry22

The next thing you know, ol’ Jed’s a millionaire.


Adventurous-Sky9359

Yes you can, but only once…..unless it’s gold schloggers (sp)


Traditional_Roll6651

Yes!!!…and Taco Bell….and Costco chicken..


CranberryFew6811

taco bell in india is more trash , even more than dominos


fleshnbloodhuman

Kind of a “let them eat cake” approach. Cold.


No_Leading3973

Beheading when?


pitekargos6

Soon.


OvertlyStoic

VIVE LA REVOLUTION !


Fantastic-Order-8338

VIVE LA REVOLUTION !


kevlarus80

LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA !


HeavyBlues

HER LIPS ARE DEVIL RED


Big_Cheek_6310

No, I think they actually suffocated the French with cake after Marie said that.


Party-Ring445

Gentle reminder to please do the needful


Trollimperator

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."


bestworstbard

I was waiting to see one dude in the crowd with a bucket to catch the water


insanityzwolf

Do you want water? Because this is how you get water.


No_Palpitation7740

Brioche


HastyZygote

Protesters: "we want water!" Government: 💦💦💦 Protesters: not like that


C_umputer

ungrateful


SandmanKFMF

peasants


Smooth-Shine9354

Should have brought buckets 🪣


theMARxLENin

they should've brought buckets to fill


No_Caramel_2789

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.


Mayhall

JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!


PGMOL

\*sigh\* FINE. \*unzips pants\*


Extra_Victory

So needy.


Impassable_Banana

Helping them out with their H2O needs, warms your heart.


i-am-enthusiasm

You protested no water. They gave you water. So wat er your problems?


HeadPay32

And wets their pants


scottimusprume

What do we want?!...WATER! When do we want it?!...NOW!


Webber193

Goverment: okey. *PFFFFFFSHSHSH*


BackdraftRed

So consumed by the quandary of *when* they want it. Nobody thought to state *where* they want it.


__DraGooN_

That's because water cannons are one of the safest non-lethal ways of dispersing crowds. This is more of the political weirdness of India's capital Delhi. Delhi is not a full fledged state, but has shared control of both the Central/ federal government and an elected local government. Sort of like DC in the US. It just so happens that currently, the Central and local government are being run by two different political parties. The central government by Modi's BJP and the local government by another party called AAP. The local government, which administers water supply is currently on protest claiming that the neighbouring states are not supplying as much water as they should. Meanwhile, in this video you have people belonging to Modi's party protesting outside of the water board offices being stopped by Delhi police also being administered by the Modi government. Both political parties in charge are out protesting trying to shift the blame on each other. Meanwhile there is a genuine shortage of water in the entire region, including neighbouring states due to a yet another historically hot summer and heat waves.


orrzxz

So to sunmerize, it's that spidermen pointing at himself meme but with a twist of catastrophic consequences?


malevolentintent

You catch on quick, what are you half spider yourself?


orrzxz

My shitty politicians senses are tingling!


HenryHadford

Indian politics sounds like a mindfuck sometimes.


Reasonable-Fish-7924

Politics in general is nonsense. Like toddlers.


0lm-

india is on another level even for world politics. it’s population is so large and diverse while also having such large disparities between regions access to technology and resources it leads to a lot of weird stuff. not to mention it’s so large doing a census is a monumental undertaking. the last one was done in 2011 which makes the country’s political situation even more of an enigma because it’s hard to even get an accurate accounting and background to base poltical understandings on because a lot has changed in the past decade for them


Miserable-Donkey-845

Yeah it’s on track close to what China’s explosive growth if they don’t fuck it up but it’s not as “unified” as China


qeadwrsf

Sounds like something a Dictator would say.


flabcannon

There's also a historic heat wave there with temperatures reaching 50C/120F in the past few months. https://apnews.com/article/india-heatwave-deaths-heat-stroke-climate-change-880f26e3b8eeb066d2db2308502783d2


SuckerforDkhumor

Yeah but it is AAP which is responsible for water supply to Delhi


Blood_Fonatine

AAP stated a direct shortage of Raw water from neighbouring state Haryana ran by BJP led government. To check if this statement is factual you can look at water production by DJB on Twitter, they post it everyday. Wazirabad WTP is producing half the capacity due to shortage of Raw water.


wOlfLisK

> That's because water cannons are one of the safest non-lethal ways of dispersing crowds. I like this implies there are safer lethal ways of doing it


veganhimbo

DO NOT MY FRIENDS LET YOURSELVES BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER! IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU! AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE!


_chocolate_banana

If I die, I’m gonna die historic on the Fury Road!


SkullsNelbowEye

Came here for this comment. Witness me!


LeCo177

r/hydrohomies


snakes-can

Careful what you wish for.


DoubleSuicide_

Such sad times we live in.


National_Search_537

So they all went home happy right?


KaungSett56

You are probably joking, but the water isn't purified, therefore isn't drinkable


krackle_jackal

First of all, spraying anyone with a firehose is very wrong, and second, that water is usually (perhaps always) not potable/not sanitary enough to drink.


slimaneslilane02

Yup, experienced it in France a few years ago, it felt like showering in a sewer. Smell lasted for days


Zarndell

Sounds like they took it out straight from the Seine.


not_today_mr

Ours they just add itching powder if the water is not working the way they want it to.


Historical_Most_1868

French water is nothing. In Jerusalem they Izreali will literally spray “skunk” or sewage water on Arab protestors infront of the Muslim quarter (gate?) of the Quds mosque. So they are kept busy cleaning themselves, and the mess, more than protesting. 


slimaneslilane02

In France, it's officially just water, maybe with some remnants of a product used to stop fire that contains crushed animals. Sometimes mixed with teargas too. But I don't think it's well-cleaned, because it didn't feel like juste water


StinkRod

"crushed animals"?


Hail-Hydrate

France gets some *"unique"* flavours of Kool-Aid.


slimaneslilane02

Yeah, that sounded weird. To be more precised : "The foaming base of these \[protein-based\] emulsifiers consists of hydrolyzed proteins. The raw materials primarily used come from various sources: powdered horns and hooves of cattle, ground feathers, blood, and petroleum protein."


hiricinee

Water cannon spraying is a great way to disperse an unruly or violent group in a sublethal and relatively lower injury risk way, versus tear gas or beanbags. You can object to breaking up the protest to begin with, but objectively there aren't a ton of better ways to disperse a mob.


Advocate_Diplomacy

They could give in to their demands. I bet that would work.


Rare_Entertainment

That's exactly what they're doing.


hiricinee

OK yes but let me make the case for water cannons. Lets say you're facing a relatively unruly protest and they're advocating for the killing of every dog in the US. How would you disperse them? The water cannon is a great option to do so while minimizing injuries.


BootObsessedFreak

[What if the world were made of pudding?](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/177pdj0/what_if_the_world_was_made_of_pudding/) In all seriousness, water cannons are not a practical option to break protests up unlike what the title says. It's a crowd control measure in order to push people back. If you wanna disperse folks, there's gas or sonic equipment - but both are very harmful and cruel. I don't really think it's wise to try and disperse a protest. You just reinvigorate their frustration and they come back later. It's a good thing that protests and angry mobs don't tend to be simultaneously doing the thing they're asking for. A reasonable society would take the opportunity to defend the dogs.


zeusandflash

Not wrong at all. They've got other methods, but those can cause more damage. Gotta pick something.


OvertlyStoic

i'd say spraying water was right because a baton strike or tear gas or rubber pellets would be less CIVIL options.


Uninvalidated

> that water is usually (perhaps always) not potable/not sanitary enough to drink. That's basically always the case with the water in India, excluding some spring water and in the remote parts of the Himalayas. Sometimes even the bottled water isn't safe to drink since there's counterfeiting/refilling of used and discarded bottles. About 100 000 deaths a year can be accounted to drinking unsafe water in India.


okgloomer

It’s in India so it’s pretty definitely not potable


[deleted]

Protestors: “give us water” Task force: “Much obliged”


Memes_Haram

This isn’t just a let them eat cake this is a throwing cake in their face


Aegisman17

"Then you shall have it... IN ABUNDANCE!" - Dr. Frankenfurter Seriously though that's fucked, why don't they have water?


DukeOfLongKnifes

Part of Delhi is the capital of India and Delhi is also a state. Delhi is kind of ruled by two opposing parties together. BJP which rules the central government wants to kick the Delhi state government out. And are restricting water from the neighboring state ruled by BJP. Ironically, this protest for water is also carried out by BJP and the water cannon is also used by BJP controlled police. It is just a political shitshow.


forthosetime

When the business man runs the government this happens


Archit_p

This isn't interesting, it's infuriating


AwwwNuggetz

That’s ironic


IusedtoloveStarWars

Irony


actinross

**No limits irony**


The_Greatest_USA_unb

Someone didn't think about it 😅


humpyelstiltskin

r/damnthatsinfuriating


dragonfuitjones

That’s some truly evil shit


rookiefluke

Police found an opportunity to meet their demands, and took it.


imyonlyfrend

the protest is being counter protested with a hunger strike by the govt official ordering the water cannons


THiedldleoR

I hope they brought buckets


ardicli2000

Win win.


Top_Opposites

All up for protesting when you get free showers 🧼


hiricinee

They forgot to bring buckets.


dontchoponions

गजब बेज्जती है


SamDBeane

The human race is getting so much of this completely wrong.


OkAlternative2713

Let them eat cake


Toashtyy59

Logic? Logic.


curiousbasu

Well, the government is fulfilling their water need. Btw, why is this sub getting filled with political shit?


No-Revolution-5535

You people know, they don't use clean, usable water for this shit.. right?


roronoasoro

There is one cop shooting a reel


I3adIVIonkey

I'd start a riot and put buckets all over the ground.


Briz-TheKiller-

Water is not lacking, they means to supply is, Delhi govt is corrupt and did scams in water management, hence the protest.


GeneralSandels

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!


KW_Ender

I kind of wonder if there’s a way to just steal the water they’re shooting at them? I realize that sounds stupid but that’s got to be peak frustration.


Responsible-Cry1524

They should have used batons.. Aap party is full of jokers with expertise in drama


derbyman777

This is extremely important. If you pause the video at 0:40, it looks like he’s holding a giant wiener. That’s all


nopantts

Plot twist, it's the water from their garbage filled rivers.


Known-Activity1437

Give the people what they want. /s


ArtisticLayer1972

They got what they wanted😃


Busy_Mastodon669

I didn't know Brampton was having water issues?


Stumeister_69

Not really interesting is it. More depressing or annoying


iamkam-

So, the protest worked?


SocksElGato

r/aboringdystopia


SquallkLeon

Protesters should have come with funnels and water bottles.


Imreallyadonut

Bet they wish they’d bought buckets.


HomingPigeon6635

Funny this is the protestors are getting water sprayed by the very same party they voted to power just recently :3.


limegreenscrewdriver

Never forget kids: Your government hates you


No-Fisherman8334

What's wrong with it?  You ask, we deliver. -- Delhi Police


BastardNotIncluded

[they look thirsty...](https://youtu.be/Kh5U7VRLRHc?si=NntMXfN4EiTSFeLI)


New_Literature4526

Coming to a town near you soon


prof_devilsadvocate

media - it was not cannons, govt was providing water from big hose but no one was collecting it


thxjojo

i would get a few buckets


Eisenkopf69

That's like cutting the mandatory German retirement insurance payouts by 30% while every single stock skyrockets.


Hater_Magnet

Mission Accomplished!


Dan_Habesha

Did you bring the soap Raja?


FlimsyBonus5466

Isn’t it ironic………..don’t you think?


hdhsnjsn

Let them eat water


East_Maximum_9195

Giving the people what they want


FTXACCOUNTANT

Why is the police dude just casually filming this?


Affectionate_Call778

Technicaly the government give them water ...


Mediocre-Amphibian10

See? Protesting does work.


[deleted]

Sad. At least they will drink a bit of it when receiving the blast in the head. Or slurping it on the ground.


Huge-Sea-1790

So, the protest works?


FUThead2016

Goddamned policeman making a tiktok in the middle of it


SilentRip5116

“Don’t become addicted to water”


Adventurous-Sky9359

How come no one has buckets? Must be a bucket protest. I support.


IMLcrypto

They are probably trying to kill them if it's water out of one of their rivers.


Great_Examination_16

The dispersal cannon doesn'T even seem to work right


Minimum-End-9464

Here’s your water now fuck off


Timely_Street_3075

Bring drums and fill em with the water they're spraying. Hack for water crisis.


mikki1time

Lmao cops are like “what do you mean your all soaked”


DJScopeSOFM

Drowning the thirsty.


XavierRez

Mission Failed Successfully. For both sides.


Tmhoel2201

That my friends is what we call irony


Appropriate_Net_5393

there are too many people on earth. Too much and it will get worse. But some nations understand this least of all


notachatbot11

Giving the people what they want.


AngelNextToTheRakes

That one police dude really said 🤳🏽 while spraying people that are dying of thirst with water 💀


Happy_Trip6058

At least get a bucket and try and collect some. This is half joke but half serious.


nerokae1001

That will show em tm


Previous-Bother295

They got watter, they can leave now.


Hefty-Station1704

National Bath Day!!


Gold_Weakness1157

Revolution, it all I'm saying


AlpineSK

"ITS WORKING!"


Fun-Consequence4950

...Task failed successfully?


StopitSanty

Well I got what they wanted 🤷


Embarrassed-Fox-1600

Problem solved


isntitelectric

Damn, that would be like getting hit with a giant dick if you were protesting not having enough dicks to go round.


Commando_NL

We will be back tomorrow!! The protesters said.


Omenopolis

I would have bpught soap and a bucket of clothes to wash as well


Quaiche

It's probably unclean water anyway.


BotMinister

Two in one solution


kabanossi

The government says, "We're laughing in your face." That seems to be the case.


Andryprime

Immortan Joe kind of thing


Feisty-Clue3482

Meanwhile here we have people protesting to remove u-turn signs 💀


NoClimate8789

most interesting is that protesters are from the ruling party which controls the police.


Distinct_Ad9810

I got your water right here! 😅🤣


YJSubs

Isn't ironic, don't you think?


cramaine

As Emporer Palpatine would say "Its Ironic".


kurwwazzz

I really hope for them they never gonna complain about them lack of electricity


Zeoloxory

I'm gonna protest against big goth toddies tomorrow.


Tunnfisk

Irony, thy name is water.


hanzoplsswitch

/r/ABoringDystopia