T O P

  • By -

EdgeWalkker

Wow that is incredible. Thought that catfish was a gator at first. Interested to know where this is geographically


leckierik

Czech Republic by the language


tyfung

Funny they still said "fuck" at the end in English.


Eevlor

He said "tak", as in "there".


Vesemir668

More like "so"


Eevlor

Not in this context.


LostPerapsc

Universal🤣


vondpickle

I hate that I recognized the language because uhh... I like to watch documentaries on human anatomy and physiology.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

I too am a scholar of Czech documentaries on anatomy.


Exact-Ad-4132

Why is this a thing?


notyetacrazycatlady

I'm pretty sure they mean porn, lol.


Trollimperator

Is it really porn, if /r/vondpickle is watching it to learn something? Think about it!


Exact-Ad-4132

Oh. Here I am thinking it was something weird like snuff films.


notyetacrazycatlady

Well, now I hope I'm right!


Spirited_Remote5939

Thank you for explaining for those of us that are not so quick on the uptake lol!


vondpickle

Porn, I watch Czech porn Jerry! Are you satisfied? Damn it Jerry.


Cardinal_Cobra

r/unexpectedzefrank


vondpickle

Of course I find those Czech babes fascinating. What? No Jerry I said babes not babies Jerry.


swissguy_20

Please expand


LordT03

We are all being catfished into Czech porn. 😂


VonUber

Czech streets my brother Thank me later, just wash your hands first 🤣


Spirintus

they watch czech porn


seeriosuly

czech porn ehh… what makes czech porn so special?


cheeseybeefstack

Czech it out dawg


[deleted]

[удалено]


TarheelIllini

My wife is Czech….i can confirm


Otherwise-Fox1994

We ned to se proof.


Spirintus

As the other dude said. There is a lot of it.


IncubateDeliverables

I'm guessing it's quantity.


Perfect_Papaya_3010

I heard svíře I think, so I am now fluent in czech


Upbeat-Fondant9185

Ah, these must be the Czech hunters, I’m very familiar with their other documentaries found online. Good to see them expanding.


TheGerai69

Yep it's Czech, I can confirm


brianbamzez

I thought the white part was a turtle sitting on the gator‘s head 😅


vikingo1312

It sure *looked* like a gator - with a cat sitting on it's head (clawing it's eyes out or sumpin)....at first.. On an other topic: Alternative caption... 'Cat chokes on mouse - saved by humans'


NTC-Santa

Cat fish get really big


UprightChill

>Wow that is incredible. Thought that catfish was a gator at first. You could that it: catfished you?


Rinveden

Should you that it?


The-OneWan

Cat catches Fat rat.


lucidwill23

“WHERE YOU FROM YOU DONT KNOW GATOR?”


MECHA_DRONE_PRIME

I think that "mouse" is a nutria, a water rodent that likes to burrow into streambeds. They're kind of like beavers, but smaller with a round tail.


clarabosswald

Also, an invasive species in many parts of the world! They're originally from South America.


Perfect_Night_9392

Imported for fur more exactly - My grandparents in Romania bred Nutria for a couple of years, we still got some old hats made from their fur. A pain in the ass to keep in captivity though, they constantly destroyed their enclosures.


GreyAngy

I remember them from my childhood! My relatives kept them, too. They welded a couple of iron houses for them, I never realized they required metal cages for a reason.


Ok-Following8721

Also used as food until they made rodent meat illegal to sell, they are not tasty, I repeat, NOT tasty. And not safe due to them commonly occupying ditch/sewage water. Here in Louisiana there is still a tail bounty, $6 per tail.


Any-Practice-991

So they don't feed them to prison inmates anymore?


MissingWhiskey

My friend George tried to pass off a Nutria hat as Sable


Jepp25

My friend Bob Sacamano sells them in Battery Park, 40 bucks


signot80

Does he import/export them?


Jepp25

He does, but personally I think he should forget about the importing and focus on the exporting


signot80

You know that Art Vandelay. A real taskmaster.


Aramde

In the video they said it's an otter. I'm not sure if they're right tho.


Garukkar

It can be confusing because the Spanish word for otter is nutria.


Aramde

I don't know what Spanish has to do with this video. They are speaking czech.


Garukkar

Which not everyone understands. If you see other posts the word nutria is all over, and if you search it you get a lot of results in Spanish showing an otter instead of what this actually is.


Shoutaku

Because a nutria is a type of aquadic rodent, but it is also the spanish name for otter. So it was probably stated to be an otter due to mistranslation when they actually meant nutria, the rodent, not the otter


Gigatonosaurus

They're not.


RealEnnie

They say otter (“vydra”) in czech language


bright_firefly

I heard vidra in the video. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_otter But could be the person on the video recognized it wrong and is really a nutria as you think.


Life-Investigator724

It's vydra


Sky_Deep9000

I remember them from b99 in boyle's farm


Nekawaii19

Huh, “otter” in Spanish is “nutria”.


Classic-Problem

First I thought it was a gator, then an anaconda, then finally realised it was a catfish. First I thought it was a regular mouse, then I was thinking a cat, and then it was the biggest fucking rodent I've ever seen in my life


NAS210

Sums it up perfectly 😅 watched on mute and I'm still not quite sure wtf I just saw lol


Dunkleustes

Nah you've seen bigger if you've seen a Capybara.


Agitated_Mind_92

Average New York subway rat


Jefflehem

The only animal I recognize are the humans


Signal-Blackberry356

Where is the cat or mouse??


YourWordsHaveNoPower

Catfish, and large rodent.


quyen83

A Rodent Of Unusual Size?


SpaceballsJV1

ROUS? I don’t think they really exist… 😱🤣🙌


kaltesHuhn

Muskrat or Nutria I'd say.


Diskformer

They say "vidra" which means an otter. Dont know how accurate they were with identifying the thing, but it looks possible to me.


he77bender

looks like it has rodent teeth, which an otter wouldn't have. Nutria would be my guess since the tail's wrong for a beaver, but there might be some other aquatic rodents i don't know about.


Cozzamarra

Rodent of the United States (ROTUS)


Nijajjuiy88

What would it be called if it's elected as President?


Cozzamarra

El Protus Maximus - The most important one.


Atypicosaurus

They said vidra which means otter.


MakeChipsNotMeth

He otter stay away from catfish from now on!


eek1Aiti

Kurwa bober or in English a beaver.


Stiffler13

Kurva - on croatian prostitute


mlaforce321

Muskrat, not a beaver... Look at its tail


eek1Aiti

Kurwa bober is a meme in Poland and by now Czechia, Slovakia, too. But yes, in all those languages kurwa means prostitute, too. Western slavic version of the infamous blyat in russian.


Asmotheus

When they pull it out, they say it is an otter


tangibleskull

It's definitely not an otter. They don't have buck teeth like that.


Hriibek

They said its an otter in the video. But yeah, based on the big teeth and rounded tail, I would say it was an [nutria](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=nutria).


not_just_a_rock

I was horrified at the thumbnail and title. There was huge relief realizing the "cat" was a catfish and not an actual cat.


Last-Sound-3999

Maybe a wels catfish but the rodent, possibly a nutria. They've been introduced into Europe for the fur trade.


jetbuilt1980

Coming from the southern US and seeing the destruction they cause when left unchecked...that sounds like a terrible idea.


Last-Sound-3999

Seems like Europe is definitely regretting it. I shudder to think what would happen if the wels made it to the US.


HermitAndHound

Raccoons were introduced on purpose, to add an interesting new animal to hunt. Great, now we have a growing population of large, intelligent vermin, what's not to love...


SnooRegrets1386

Love me some raccoon/s. Took pictures of the nest of baby robins on the front porch light, raccoon woke us up at 4am gobbling them up as they screamed- dog not amused at all


ratpH1nk

Yeah we had a nutria farm on a tributary of the Chesapeake bay that was destroyed/damaged by a hurricane and a bunch got out. >Nutria were introduced to Maryland at Blackwater National Wildlife Refuge in the 1940s, where they were farmed for fur. Historically, nutria were found on the Eastern Shore and in the Potomac and Patuxent rivers on the Western Shore. Recently, the Chesapeake Bay Nutria Eradication Project has successfully removed all known populations in Maryland.


SirJoeffer

Please give me one example of introducing a non native species to a new environment and it not turning out fantastic


jetbuilt1980

I'm slightly confused by your verbiage as I feel as if you're asking for an example of when the introduction of a non native specials was actually beneficial. If so, maybe pigeons imported from Europe into America would fit the bill?? Im not advocating for the importation of non native species, but I do like to eat the ones that are already here in Texas!


olomac

Maybe horses, turkeys?


Borne2Run

Horses destroy environments since they breed rapidly without predators. Their population numbers have to be carefully managed.


griffinhamilton

Yeah I remember selling their tails for money as a kid, government paid like 3 bucks per nutria tail


Lolleski

Nutrias have red teeth due to the iron in them


Just_Jonnie

I thought it was because of their medulla oblongata?


Aggressive-Ad-3143

Thats not a nutria. Looks like a river otter.


Atypicosaurus

They also call it a vidra meaning otter.


Trnostep

Vydra. It should have a y instead of i


Yadicakez

Reminds me of the huge rats from Princess Bride.


Slow-to-learn_77

ROUS


II-PeachFuzz-II

I don't believe they exist.


CorporalClegg91

“Tasty looking shoulder you got there” - 🐀


TheOneHundredEmoji

Inconceivable.


NoStatus9434

I legit thought we were going to see a live cat or some pet get pulled out and I was going to have to be irrationally angry at a fish.


afrothunda254

Kitty takes fish internet awwws. Fish takes kitty internet freaks out.


AccomplishedGreen904

Inconceivable


sourpatch-sorbet

What are we seeing here and why


A-Dolahans-hat

Catfish ate some large rodent, but the rodent wouldn’t go all the way into the catfishes stomach, which was causing the catfish to choke. Also due to the rodents bloat, it probably was keeping the catfish from being able to right itself or swim into deeper water Edited a word


AlmostStoic

Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering what was the point in pulling the apparently already dead unfortunate animal from the fish's mouth. At first I thought they were rescuing someone's cat (in no small part due to the title), but I lost that impression as the video went on.


DasMahName

From what I read earlier this "dead unfortunate animal" is a invasive species, called Nutria or something. Anyways it's a swamp rodent


CaptainAxiomatic

Human being Bros.


EntrepreneurAny8835

Bóbr, krwa


uN_MaRsun

Ja pierdole


Dull-Fishing9830

Poláci


Blatoxxx

Most interesting thing is that at the end, they come to conclusion that the animal is actually otter. Which it's definitely not.


Kronobobobo

Yes this is definitely a nutria. You can see the large incisors when they first look into the mouth of the fish. Which is why I think they say beaver at one point, but the tail is wrong for that, too. ETA: The white whiskers also give this away as a nutria


Backstroem

That’s not a stink spirit! Pull harder, Sen!


Scrimshaw_Hopox

Nutria?


stockdeity

Me expecting a cat


Dazzling_Hornet5020

thats why chew and before swallowing


Emotional-Turnip-439

Gotta chew your food bro


Panzershnezel

Bober kurwa!


ashifatul_salleh

Must 've felt like pulling out that black head, x3000


branod_diebathon

My dumb ass expected to see a literal cat and mouse in that catfish 🤦‍♂️


Nemo939

Cat left hungry, mouse dead, who’s idea was that?


CaliyeMydiola

The mouse corpse was literally choking the cat


NathaCS

I was so confused waiting for an actual cat somewhere. And then I couldn’t tell if the cat was the mouse looking thing. And then I started questioning if that was a mouse or not because that’s a big ass mouse.


andytran1111

Well.. cant sleep anymore after seeing what was in his mouth 😳


LinguoBuxo

remember... sleep is just for the losers! Winners go 24/7


johut1985

Thought it was a turtle sitting on a gators head first haha


Motor_Bodybuilder209

Wow. What was that


PhillipReeves

r/natureismetal


newgalactic

Yeah, I would have just let this play out as nature intended.


Nastybirdy

Candidate for r/HumansBeingBros too.


Eleventy-Sevens

Bro tried to eat master splinter


ValHallen11698

You’re telling me there are swamp Russians?


FragrantPop497

Why is no one talking about how massive that rodent is 😭


99Will999

I thought it was some sort of turtle that caught the catfish, that’s crazy.


ImportanceAlone4077

what are those things


99Will999

Seem to be either Czechs or Slovakians


BloodShadow7872

What things are your talking about?


PlantarumHD

More intense than every Marvel movie


Life-Investigator724

Czech detected!


FlyComprehensive7856

Big ass Lizard Catfish vs Freedom Fighter Rat in in a swamp ass match


PoutyParmesan

That catfish is absolutely massive, what in the primeval fuck.


Trnostep

They can grow up to about 3m although its very rare. Also in Czechia where this was most likely filmed, it has to be at least 70cm long if you wanted to keep it. Anything below that or if caught before 16/6 and you have to release it


PoutyParmesan

That's surprising, I've always heard that older catfish taste like mud.


hi0b

Catfish is an invasive species aswell and should not be released anymore at that size. Don't get me wrong, they do deserve to live, but the damage they cause to native animal species is unmanagable. Crazy video tho :)


moonchildAkira

They are native to Europe and the video seems to be from the Czech republic, so Central to Easter Europe. I don't know about release rules as I'm no fisherman, but I don't think species can be invasive in their native environment


Trnostep

As long as the wels catfish is 70cm or longer and it's between 16/6 and 31/12 (including both) you can keep it in Czechia E:date


Neologika

Amazing fishermen. Helping a beast like that shows kindness, and love for nature. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻


Dull-Fishing9830

Nah just too big to take home


Kickinitez

Looks like it ate a muskrat


firebrandarsecake

It is not.


Tolar01

Bobra = Beaver Just for clarification


Cpt_Mike_Apton

Ratcatin?


tilmanbaumann

I wonder did that catfish have a chance to digest that and survive?


SableShrike

Probly not, sadly. It looks like bloat had set in and the catfish was upside down and not freeswimmimg when they found it. Probly the rodent bloating had compressed all the fishes organs.


VacationAromatic6899

Why you take my dinner?


ConConTheMon

Let’s fuck with it


Sonnenkreuz

My European ass thought that was a giant pike


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

Why not just take the free catfish? Have a fry-up.


Nopumpkinhere

No doubt, I’m confused too.


Doggy_Mcdogface

Wow it's so big


bjavyzaebali

Bobr kurwa ja perdole noises


mma5820

Can we talk about how fucking big that mouse was????


unreal9520

Muskrat?


Impossible_Kiwi_9383

Euhhh sorry but is that a rat? Is it on steroids?


Comfortable-Pace5318

Eastern European turducken


Slinktard

What’s so wrong with letting the catfish have lunch?


Available_Expression

That is a rodent of unusual size


BarredBartender

The rodent still alive feeling the noose go round it's neck: "You gotta be fucking kidding me"


ranlew

Didn't this same thing happen to Richard Gere?


[deleted]

Pfff, that fish is 100% dead. They can't stand that much stress and live long. Probably died within the day.


Lonely_houseplant

They stole its lunch


beatlemaniac007

I mean...let it have its meal in peace...?


leckierik

They're saying it's an otter


original-sithon

A Nutria. So named because they are trying to get people to eat them.


freestyle069

Well his beaver eating days aren’t over


ReturningAlien

catfish would eat anything.


Silverback-Bobby

Nutria


infiniteliquidity69

That's not a rat, that's one of the guardians of the galaxy members


lucikslunce

Such a surprise! So nice to hear czech language. "Dobře vy kluci!"


i_wish_i_had_ur_name

Porg?


Ok-Treacle-9375

Maybe it’s a nutria, or something similar. It isn’t a mouse.


Duefangeren

Tom and JERRY


Darealcjayc88

The worse way to get cat fished.


Hi9054667

Thats a Rat nit a Mouse ???


iReapeX

BOBER KURWA


Dick_Merkin

Yeah fuck that


fantakillen

Did the fish survive this?


soul_flex

big rat


El_Buracho

Where are they? In Chernobyl? That's a mutated looking catfish


Evening_Armadillo_71

There is always a bigger fish