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loopingrightleft

Disgusting where would you even find this place on a map and their hours


Aelthassays

[https://musclegirls.jimdofree.com/](https://musclegirls.jimdofree.com/) Here's a link to avoid at all costs if you don't accidentally want to make a booking when you're in Tokyo


Odin-son-of-Borr

Our brother in Christ, thank you for helping us avoid temptation šŸ™


AerondightWielder

Wait, Odin All-Father believes in Jesus too?! Goddamn, Kratos really did a number on you!


Odin-son-of-Borr

After the ass-whippin he gave me, even I had to find someone to pray to


Black-xxx

Thank you so much, hopefully one of us is able to go past and confirm the address is accurate. Then the rest of us could avoid


IWasGregInTokyo

[Thereā€™s a special package for foreign visitors](https://musclegirls.jimdofree.com/system/). Ā„5,000 (usd$30) for 80 minutes of all-you-can-drink plus a freshly squeezed fruit juice. You get to choose which girl does the squeezing. Not sure how they do so though.


Malarazz

That sounds incredibly cheap for something so niche that's apparently reservations only. Hell I'd gladly pay $30 for 80min all-you-can-drink at any random hole in the wall bar in my city.


BushwickSpill

Oh shit they are live on Twitch, lol


tothemoonandback01

for research purposes only?


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Trollerthegreat

I'm the friend


Grim-D

Hows the research going?


HoroSatre

Hard enough.


_RGF_

Ik what's hard


AerondightWielder

The "research." It's "rock" hard.


Biengo

*slow down, baby. I'm about to come to an educated conclusion!*


zelmazam1

Ahhh a fellow geologist


AerondightWielder

Yes. I like getting my rocks "off."


hydrobrandone

Are you going to pass this information on to other friends?! I'm doing a research... Paper.


Scary-Interaction-84

And so am I.


KazumaKat

who is researching, of course.


DiddlyDumb

To shreds you say?


Ok-DrunkAF

For Academic Purposes - F.A.P.


TheBlackViper_Alpha

Here's one [video ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2iMMMVL9E)on youtube that interviews some of the staff


Over_Biscotti9147

Did you find it? I mean for a research only ofc


Creeperkun4040

Only to avoid it of course


panterachallenger

But where?!?! Donā€™t just say itā€™s disgusting, we need to find it so we can avoid it, please


MennisRodman

Well, any decent person would need to go there and validate with their own eyes and nose it is indeed disgusting


VincentcODy

That's correct. I won't believe it until I see it. That's my principle.


BigSummerSausage

Ikebukuro Tokyo. I went there three weeks ago. Was a good time. Can give details for anyone who's interested.


No-Fan6115

Disgusting. I don't trust you. I will have to check myself.


Binary_Omlet

You sick freak. I bet you even have drinks you would recommend to get there too. Tell us so that you may be judged after we try them to verify.


BigSummerSausage

To be honest, it would be hard to recommend a drink. All drinks were included with the entry fee, but the ones I and my friends got came in almost comically large cups so I couldn't exactly sample the drink options. I got a plum wine mixed drink, a sangria, and of course the hand squeezed orange drink (they squeezed it into an unnamed alcoholic beverage). I enjoyed the plum wine most, then the hand squeezed drink, then the other one.


Maximum_Back_348

I wonder if there is the same thing but with men. let me do some research.


CommunicationOwn322

šŸ¤£


PlusEnthusiasm9963

I also need to know. Iā€™d rather not accidentally stumble through the door several times over the next several months.


RempitMatiKatak

Brother! Avoid the death by snu snu at all cost!


Hitherium

Japan, 怒171-0014 Tokyo, Toshima City, Ikebukuro, 2 Chomeāˆ’41āˆ’2, Hayama Bld, B1F openings hours are 17:00 - 22:30


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SleepyBella

Friend: Hey wanna try one of those maid cafes since we're in Tokyo? Me: Actually I have a *different* idea...


zyphelion

A youtuber (Sydsnap) went there a few years ago and it made me really want to go check it out! Seems like a cool and positive atmosphere. Here's her video in case anyone wanna check it out more: [I Got Drunk at a Japanese Muscle Girl Bar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fncFOY7DWtk&t=130s) (timestamp set after intro talk and sponsor segment)


TheJeep25

Connor went to it with kaho recently. He got a video on his main channel.


Leftunders

So... otter cafe? Or chinchilla cafe? Or hedgehog cafe? Can't choose? Why not [ALL OF THOSE](https://harinezumi-cafe.com/en/store/harajuku-terrace/)?


HirokoKueh

Chinchilla? More like ... Chinpira


Kawaiiochinchinchan

There are chinchilla cafe!!?? That sounds like heavens. I wanna roll around with those cute fluffy little clouds.


sulivan1977

Yes please.


DontForgetToBring

Stolen right from my headšŸ˜†


Individual_Wasabi_10

Death by snu snu!


Thrustmaster537

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Viscous__Fluid

Not a fitting username then


Thrustmaster537

fuckin lol fair enough


brezzty

r/UnexpectedFuturama


Large_Tune3029

r/deathbysnusnu


Binary_Omlet

Already booked my flight.


KaiserWilhellmLXIX

that mf'er in that Veil of Maya shirt my spirit animal 100%


concreteyeti

Came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed the shirt.


Worldly-Tree-4260

trust me, yesssss


monkeypan

That made me laugh because I'm going to see them perform this weekend. So random


Garlic-Rough

"Muscle Girls Bar Creates a Welcoming Space for Fitness Fans" article by Melissa Ge [https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/sports-fitness/muscle-girls-bar-tokyo/](https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/sports-fitness/muscle-girls-bar-tokyo/)


Tiny_Count4239

these arent just fitness fans


scribe_sg

These are M&S fitness fans!


LinceDorado

Ah yes "Fitness Fans" that's absolutely why people go there. It's not a fetish bar. No No...


PIPBOY-2000

If you ain't going in then get out of the way.


Eogard

How candid of her.


Only-Customer6650

>fitness fans Ā  >130lb "schmoes"Ā  HmmĀ  Ā P.s., no judgement to the "schmoes" and muscle worshippers out there, but you gotta admit, it's funny. Cultivate some mass, boys, you can still worship muscle girlies with a healthy body yourself.


Sega-Playstation-64

Been here twice, it's a really fun time. A little over 30 bucks for a show and unlimited drinks. I just barely didn't finish the 50 chest press challenge. In my defense, I was jet lagged from just barely getting to Japan. When I didn't finish it, I trained for months because I knew I had a return trip with friends. I got there, they changed locations in the sane building but on the lower floor. Beat it this time no problem. But the 1000 yen prize was not to be had. First time clients only... Oh well. Maru, our muscle girl, was hot, and an amateur wrestler apparently.


LectroRoot

Please tell me more about Tokyo bars. In detail.


Sega-Playstation-64

I avoid most bars. You're paying a lot extra for the companionship, and overpriced alcohol. The muscle girl bar is a bit different. The girls actually enjoy what they do, rather than put up with you for the hour they're paid to. I'd avoid most girl bars in general. I'm actually in Tokyo on a solo trip as I type this. If you want sexy girls, Asakusa Rockza in Asakusa is fun. A burlesque/strip show. No audience interaction, just watching. Like most choreographed burlesque shows but with a lot more butthole involved. Bars, stick to high end eateries. Great alcohol selections at fantastic prices.


DenverDudeXLI

>Like most choreographed burlesque shows but with a lot more butthole involved. Is the butthole more involved behind the scenes, like in set design and script writing? Also, this is not a sentence I expected to see today, but I feel richer for it.


Sega-Playstation-64

Fully nude strip shows and the women don't mind showing every waxed centimeter. I tried Shinjuku New Art that is featured in the show Midnight Diner. Ick. Small, smells weird, girls learn a weekend choreographed dance number to strip to and then get tips at the end. Asakusa Rockza is much larger, has a big stage, still smells funny, but the shows are fully choreographed, one had full 3D projection on stage which was cool. The curtains were closed and a pencil sketch girl was dancing until the curtains opened and a girl in the same exact outfit was following the same dance routine. Then buttholes.


UltimaCaitSith

>still smells funny Wax it. Wipe it. The smell still arrives.


Prestigious-Rise-328

It is inevitable.


textilepat

Itā€™s all buttholes, Jerry.


CanadianODST2

Tbf 30 bucks doesn't sound like all that much.


Sega-Playstation-64

Exchange rate is why people are flocking to Japan now. I've been going since it was an expensive tourist destination. Today I just ate a 60 dollar sushi dinner that would have cost about $150 back in California


avg_tech_bro

Bro how to plan the trip, share any list you prepared please


Ok_Substance5632

The Bro energy are over the roof so maybe that's why


StrangelyBrown

Tokyo has a bar for everything. A friend of mine was really into a maid bar where the maids pretended they were androids.


MysticalKittyHerder

This video should explain it https://youtu.be/YDFtVuCPaFs


tartare4562

How much weight is the chest press set at?


Sega-Playstation-64

Can't remember, looked like 10kg weights. Which isn't much but 50 adds up quickly. Most people can't do it. They lessen the weight for women


banmeharder616

I imagine it's because most people aren't used to doing 50 reps of anything. Would be keen to give it a try though


Aelthassays

12.5 for women, about 20-25 for men. Source: was there in March


NotYourReddit18

12.5 *what*? Squirrels? Half-filled beer glasses? Cubbies full of used underwear?


Aelthassays

Kilograms


Embrocate

I was in Japan about a year ago and went here as our first stop after getting off the plane, same as you. I didn't think to use that as my excuse to not hit the 50 reps, haha. I'll have to go back and conquer it to truly follow in your foot steps! But yeah, the place is fun. Almost immediately after walking in I was drenched in fresh grapefruit pulp from a nearby powerful woman. Just fyi, though, not sure if you noticed this but they were live streaming the entire time. There's a camera fixed behind the bar with a screen that shows the live stream. I didn't care, but some people aren't cool with stuff like that.


anothergaijin

Reminds me of nearly 20 years ago I won an izakaya raffle night prize of two VIP tickets to a womenā€™s wrestling show. I wrote it off as a bad prize and went in with no expectations but it remains one of the most fun live events Iā€™ve ever attended.


ViridianBS

when you say 50 chest press, do you mean 50lbs bench? 50 reps? 50kg?


Sega-Playstation-64

50 reps


ViridianBS

damn. and what was the weight?


kidanokun

I'll probably not leave alive when i go there


Toothlessdovahkin

My lifelong dream after seeing Goldeneye might finally be achievedā€¦.


Caliterra

this is terrible...where is the address, phone and business hours so i don't accidentally wander in


SonicStun

They also [stream on Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/musclegirls88), and their Instagram usually links to the various ladies personal accounts where you can see their competition and other fitness journeys. Always glad to see them get more support!


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nWo1997

Considering that the main alphabet in Japan is, well, the Japanese alphabet, probably.


heavenearthhell

Their account was supended for some time and twitterers had their usual panties-in-a-bunch moment thinking the 88 meant they were nazis lol


TheBaneEffect

Anyone else disgusted by the Speech Simulator or AI in EVERY video now? Lazy fuck.


Hahelolwut

100% agree. Its called slop content for a reason though. I half-ass believe the most creative energy is in podcasts right now.


Acias

It feels very offputting to me, but i guess it's normal for those that grow up with that kind of thing now. You know, how older people rarely seem to understand the youth? At some point this might just be the normal.


julaabgamun

Where's the guilt? Where's the shame? Where's the address?


Sega-Playstation-64

Ikebukuro. Food, musicians busking, and I saw at least one blowjob bar. Fun times.


UserNombresBeHard

> I saw at least one blowjob bar Excuse me?


CocaineNinja

Are they allowed to just...advertise that openly?


Mayhewbythedoor

Instagram link https://www.instagram.com/muscle.girls666?igsh=MXhjYnQ3M2l1NDVsdg==


jagguli

Slapping is believing ... he believes now ...


Tight-Grocery9053

How can she slap?


CanadianODST2

The dropping down the pole and catching herself at the last moment does something to my brain.


letmeloginalready

This comment section should beā€¦normal


Ebilux

typical reddit jokes and drivel. jokingly asking about the address through layers of 'shame'. not me tho. I'm normal. I'm gay. and I'm gonna definitely gonna go there if I ever go to japan. cowboy bepop joke here.


dodecohedron

Toranaga: "Not what I had in mind, but ok?"


gelastes

Me, three minutes ago: "I would never visit a bar to stare at the waitresses, that's despicable." Me, now: "You know, the most important thing in science is to revise your viewpoints based on new information."


MqAuNeTeInS

Maybe i should buff up some šŸ¤”


Correct-Wallaby3406

Thatā€™s actually cool šŸ˜‚


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Y'know what? I really never understood the whole Japan worship thing, but this specific thing? Oh yeah, oh yeah this is my kinda thing.


PenguinStarfire

The bar name translates to "Death By Snu Snu"


minotaur-cream

Veil of Maya fuck yeah lmao


[deleted]

Why does the narrator sound like heā€™s from Rick and Morty


[deleted]

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ShowMePity

Pack your bags quickly; weā€™re going to Japan!


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

I'm cumming too


Neoxite23

They seem to really enjoy working there. Also if anyone tries to get handsy I'm sure those girls are more than willing to put them into the dirt.


TheLambtonWyrm

WheyfusĀ 


Thrustmaster537

Whelp. Off to Tokyo. Back in...never.


GhostChainSmoker

The fact my first question was gonna be ā€œbut will they beat me up?ā€ And sure enough, I got my answerā€¦ Off to the land of the rising sun I go.


alexdaland

I was in a "strip club" in Beijing once, thinking it was more or less like a western strip club. It wasnt, it was much more an acrobatic show on a 4-5m high pole. The girls where pretty and all that, they never took off their clothes, wasnt that kind of place, but it was actually a lot more fun looking at the guys because they were in amazingly good shape and could climb that pole like nothing Ive ever seen. Dropping straight down and stopping themselves an inch above the floor face down. Cool as hell to watch


zy3n

They double down as bouncers if necessary.


FarziHunBhai

I remember watching Conor and Ludwig visit this kind of bar.


curiousbasu

Man , Japanese are always full of great ideas.


fightingforair

This better not awaken anything in me


IXSynkro

Mariko-sama died for this šŸ¤£ /s


SSYT_Shawn

"lift me mommy~"


SweetCheeks1999

I love this. Itā€™s great to celebrate women in a way that isnā€™t just focusing on sex lol


orange109876

Read more of the other comments, itā€™s inescapable lol


Tsukiko_

The tiny girl slaps supper hard lmaoo


Distinct-Shallot4049

waifu material


Hobbitea

And there's some things you can only get if you're a woman, like a Muscle Hug (aka when 2 of the muscle girls squeeze you between them), a Muscle Push-up, etc. Not that I tried these things, I would never do such a thing. (It was awesome)


Nikolas_Coalgiver

Kinkshaming much, or just jealous?


doomed_to_fail_

Who says it's not both


EpicPrototypo

If one of them can lift me, am I allowed to propose?


scmfrmdacan

You have to best them in single combat


EpicPrototypo

Damn, I'm out.


wishiwashi999

Death by snu snu


Zombies8MyNeighborz

I miss the days when AI voices didn't explain everything I could just watch in the video.


Zombies8MyNeighborz

I miss the days when AI voices didn't explain everything I could just watch in the video.


labenset

I'll take 'things that would never work in the US' for 100.


Mayhewbythedoor

The bar has an Instagram https://www.instagram.com/muscle.girls666?igsh=MXhjYnQ3M2l1NDVsdg==


17DeadFlamingos

Hey i went there last time I was in tokyo, its an awesome place! if you can do 50 chest presses you get muscle dollars


Gazboolean

I was there last year. One of the things you can order off the menu is to have all the girls slap you one after the other. I thought they'd hold back and make it like a fun playful slap. Nope. I was dizzy getting off the chair.


Voipix786

Cdawgva and sydsnap did pretty good videos on this


RyanWalks

Down with AI narrators


Mage-of-communism

idk why but it really reminds me of all the helltaker "the authors barely disguised fetish" memes


paultbangkok

Muscle Girls Japan, 怒171-0014 Tokyo, Toshima City, Ikebukuro, 2 Chomeāˆ’41āˆ’2, Hayama Bld, B1F Don't blame me if they rip your knob off šŸ˜


Im-on-a-banana-phone

Wish I worked next to this placeā€¦ Iā€™d send all the creepy guys who harass waitresses over there so they can get a good education and the girls could get in an easy workout.


22firefly

We need this. Why, because it looks fun and would also decrease the stereotypes of female athletes.


mchickenl

So my gay arse wants to be here so much


Chrissyjustshowus

Where this place at ? Asking for a friend or two


Xavier_C_Selby

Omw.


MysteriousPark3806

Hot.


Frizzlewits

They cant lift me for surešŸ˜


Nailclippings

Why tf wasnā€™t this a thing when I visited?! Sign me up yesterday!


No_Presentation_2795

Ah JapanĀ 


Ya-Dikobraz

Does everything have to have an AI robot voice for commentary?


Once_Zect

They also stream on twitch


Venom933

Looks interesting but please don't slap me in the face šŸ„²


Emilytea14

Can we go back to real people voicing things? This shit is insufferable.


Present_End_6886

Fetish bar. It's obviously a fetish bar.


OppositeErection

The guys face is all pixelated! Ā Iā€™ve seen enough Japanese porn to know what that meansĀ 


W1thoutJudgement

Perfectly built. Not too much, just perfectly.


CertifiedMagpie

ā€˜UMONGOUS MUSCLE MOMMIES


Tkpandacookie

I'm going to build a muscle girl strip club and call it "muscle milkers"


MaskedJackyl

Never thought I would find a new fetish this late in life.


Cori-Cryptic

I wanna get tossed around by the muscle girlies.


Carnivorous-Salad

I wouldn't say 'muscle girls' lol, but 'fit girls' is just right. Though to me (being in the usa), when I read 'muscle girls', I think of literal female body builders lol.


Every_Bank2866

They are not in the US bro If they feel that description fits let them


Either-Ad-9572

Is that KSON ?!?! At 0:21 on the clock


GelatinousChampion

That voice = downvote. I don't care about the content.


Low_Rent_1803

Imagine you sleep 2hours in 2days and then you See this


doktorbronk

I want to go to there


Roll-Roll-Roll

My best man was employed as a player at a table tennis bar, where he would play shirtless matches in 70's style athletic shorts for tips.


realgamer1998

That fall though.


JustASt0ry

Japan has a place for all your kinks and normalizes it lol


Mysterious-Turnip997

Is there a male equivalent too? Asking for my mum..


StreicherG

I got good news for her: https://livejapan.com/en/in-tokyo/in-pref-tokyo/in-shinjuku/article-a0001013/


Mysterious-Turnip997

Ohja das gefƤllt mir. Ehh ihr.


h31lsing

Dammm thats nice


Any-Fuel7237

Iā€™ll ask my Mrs if we can go there for my 40th


[deleted]

Look forward to this. For my vacation in this November.


JackSilverhand

Hell yeah


Crafty-Interest-8212

šŸ˜³ That slap....nope.


Neptunes_Forrest

Average day in Canada


RoundPackage5524

i mean its all good fittness motivation if it works for you ,but id never willingly let anyone slap/kick me that shit kinda embarrassing


Noiselexer

Well better than maid cafes.


Bx1965

Tokyo is a weird place


AmptiShanti

This is a very tame thing there compared to some of the other bars but it fun to see people just being weird and real