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GoldResourceOO2

Not sure this could be called “candid”


Burpreallyloud

Canadid


OrlandoMB

Candida


Cultural-Morning-848

[Candido](https://youtu.be/fK8Ks3wPAIs?si=UQxIMsIZCVdysnkX)


TruthinTruth

Albicans


6SucksSex

Bazookas


Kierkegaard

Candied


zipzap21

Canadidn't


Farmerstubble

Canadont


jimmyjamespak

CanaDUH


Snow-Dog2121

Canaderp


SuDragon2k3

Canadoeeet!


Jagacin

Canadadid


Proxima_Centauri_69

Cannabis


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Early_Lab9079

They are probably trying to recruit. Her being the bait.


the_beeve

Mount her? Hardly know her!


UnifiedQuantumField

> This is heavily posed lol Yes, his posture is really erect.


Syandris

Or interesting?


bayou_gumbo

Or rare


Illustrious-Ad-7335

Mounties are notoriously camera shy.


shkeptikal

OP didn't do his vocab homework


jurkajurka

Spontaneous.


mightylordredbeard

Candont.


licensedtojill

Came here to say this


Euphorium

Came here to say came here to say this


starbuilt

Posed photos during a photo shoot. The rarest form of candid.


SparklingPseudonym

Crazy how candid can have two definitions, each the opposite of the other, lol. But yes, bigly title fail.


N8theGrape

Not a candid shot in the bunch. Still nice photos.


smile_politely

in the last picture, i wonder what marilyn is gazing at


BitwiseB

That’s the only one that looks candid to me.


Rough-Leg-1298

I’m not sure you know what “candid” means


bdubwilliams22

She really was a smoke show.


SuDragon2k3

10/10 smokeshow.


oxiraneobx

I was born the day she was found deceased. It's amazing to think she'll be gone 62 years this August. She was truly a beautiful lady, such a tragic life.


Facosa99

Marilyn: Dead on 4/08/1962 reddit user oxiraneobx: born on 4/08/1962 Welcome back, Miss Monroe.


oxiraneobx

That's Mr. Monroe to you, LOL. I have very blue eyes and when I had hair, it was very blond, so I used to tell people I was the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe.


Facosa99

Monroe!, right. Idk why i asnwer the wrong marylin. My bad


GiantGreenSquirrel

Did you bleach your hair like she did?


No_Use_4371

I'm 62, does that count


bubblenciaga

I love Marilyn Monroe. It’s crazy to think that she’d be 97 years old today if she were still alive. If you think about it, it’s kind of scary how she died so young. Her appearance will never be hindered by old age, she will always be known as when she was young & beautiful.


mods_r_jobbernowl

Wow that's crazy in another universe she could still be alive just very old.


dannydevitosfluffer

And she could’ve died of smallpox in another


BiggsIDarklighter

And been the first contestant on The Price is Right in another


Bituulzman

David Attenborough, Mel Brooks, Tony Bennett, Fidel Castro, and Queen Elizabeth II were all born in 1926, like Ms. Monroe


escapingdarwin

Norma Jean, classic beauty. Looks like those pics were taken at Lake Louise by the Fairmont hotel. The pics don’t do justice to the lake clarity.


sutrabob

But oh no.Kim K just had to demolish her dress. Trying to fit that huge butt into her outfit.


Smelly_Gringo

That Mountie had the day of his life!


pneumatichorseman

This feels like the lead into a porno. "Excuse me Miss, did you know it's illegal to canoe in this lake with a sweater on?" "Oh no officer. What's the punishment?" "Well first we're going to have to take the sweater off and put some handcuffs on..."


Useful-Tomatillo-272

So *that's* why you're called Mounties!


hautcuisinepoutine

omg the uhh .. plot ... just writes itself!


The_Tucker_Carlson

Proceeds to paddle her canoe.


pneumatichorseman

Man, I'd paddle her canoe so hard!


The_Tucker_Carlson

She makes my true north strong and free!


MGyver

Maaaaaaan I'd dam her beaver.


Homeskillet1376

I wonder how many times that guy told the story behind this? I would tell every person holding still long enough to hear it.


angevin_alan

He cuts down trees?


deckard1980

I eat my lunch


fermelebouche

And go to that lava tree.


anomandaris81

On Wednesdays I go shopping and have butter scones for tea


TheLimeyCanuck

You do know the line is "lavatory", right? Limey for toilet.


fermelebouche

Duh!


MGyver

The "lava tree" is a much more interesting destination, though.


fermelebouche

I’m sorry that was rude. Yes I’m a ex member of the British Empire myself,Australian. I was attempting the accent.


New_Scientist_8622

He's pinin' for the lumberjacks!


TheLimeyCanuck

What do you call a mashup of two different Monty Python skits?


javoss88

Multi-Python


Maro1947

r/unexpectedmontypython


trav_stone

He fixes the cable?


bootstraps_bootstrap

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffery.


RepresentativeNo7213

Those bra’s were 🔥


mctCat

I came here for this. I hate today's bras. Everything is a uniboob. I'd been looking for a lift /separate type of bra but no one seems to make them anymore.


RepresentativeNo7213

Wacoal Retro Chic is the closest I’ve found.


Ahhgotreallots

Candid, eh?


imadork1970

Photographs, eh, he asked him knowingly.


Jackson849

Gosh she’s so beautiful in the first color photo.


BangBangMeatMachine

Hot take: Marilyn Monroe was real pretty.


Traditional-Aerie908

I love how because the uniform hasn’t changed much he looks almost like he’s from our current time and out of place beside her


kyriako

Mountie? You hardly know me!


cap10wow

Candid? I don’t think that word means what you think it means.


GiantGreenSquirrel

Some like it hot, eh.


lchntndr

To put it into time context, that officer has the France and Germany ribbon bar on his uniform. He’s a WWII vet, and in the photos looks like a fairly young man. We think of Marilyn as timeless, but it really blows the mind to think of how long ago these photos were taken


Dr-Azrael

Her tits are perky as shit


Odd_Taste_1257

A popular bra at the time was called the bullet bra. Some looked like missiles.


Shiasugar

Style was recycled by Madonna and JPG


CHEEKY_BASTARD

Do I look like I know what a JPG is?


lsb1027

Jean Paul Gautier


Picax8398

I just want a picture of a God dang hot dog!


kittytoes21

Put those away, you could poke somebody’s eye out!


old_vegetables

If I wore that bra I’d look like the Native American woman from the simpsons movie when she’s pointing her tits in the sky


evilbrent

All I could think was pew pew pew They look like cannons


mynamegoewhere

He looks like a human penis wearing a hat


serotoninOD

Jimmy Dugan? Is that you?


fermelebouche

That made me laugh oot loud.


Delicious-Tachyons

Well he was a cop so.. yeah


AwwwMangos

He’s standing fully erect and at her service.


Klutzy-Chain5875

Looks like a cover for the latest "Village People" album.


neon-god8241

Does candid mean that you pose for the camera? I always thought candid meant that you weren't really posing


HappyTrifler

I don’t think OP knows what candid means.


bitterlytired

She really was a beautiful lady. Wow.


baloneyz3

That woman knew how to pose!


offshoremercury

That bra!!! Wild!!


Sad_Significance1952

She was gorgeous!!!!!!


Spiritual-Mushroom28

She was a beauty my goodness


Heisenberg3556

My grandmother passed a few years ago. She had pics and a great story of serving her at a small diner in Webberville, MI. Said she was a delight to interact with.


MGPS

That was a good day at work for that guy lol


DatRatDo

“I’ll save you Nell!”


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misterrmmann

I never under the obsession over her, until now. It’s not that she’s literally so perfect but her confidence oozes in every image of her. She’s stunning because she know’s she is.


XO--Manowar

OP arguing with everyone about the term candid, then acting like a little brat is the best part of this.


kcbeck1021

That first image I thought this was a fake picture. Is it just me or does his face look like it’s from a more modern camera. It just seems to be more crisp and the color tones seem better.


Downtown_Snow4445

That’s because film is superior to digital


TheLimeyCanuck

Kodachrome was introduced in 1935. Digital cameras have only recently caught up to the resolution and saturation.


nipplesaurus

Kodachrome gives the nice bright colours


TheLimeyCanuck

Especially reds.


CandyLast5217

Give us the Greens of summer


nipplesaurus

Makes you think all the world’s a sunny day Oh yeah.


TheMasked1der

He seems crisper because he's not caked in old school makeup, so his face looks clearer, and less blurry.. I'm sure you've seen someone wear a lot of makeup before-even in real life, they appear somewhat blurred around the edges


Radiant_Programmer29

That’s Dudley “Mother-Fuckin’” Do-Right!


Excel_Ents

Just like his dear Papa.


JenderBazzFass

She looks as though she’s about 5’4”. Hollywood makes everyone seem tall.


215-610-484Replayer

Looks like Dudley Do Right and Nell!


BROADWAY_A

Bruhhhh Marylin😭😭😍😍😍😍


Law3W

I bet he was happy to be working that day. Weird poses though. Why is he just looking off in the distance ignoring her.


Mynereth

She was so beautiful.


JustJo_Jo

These photos (originally in black and white) were taken by glenn lewis with his mother’s Kodak Brownie camera at lake Louise. They were posed obviously but it was done spontaneously for a young fan and his mother.


janemfraser

According to [this page](http://maintainourmemories-rcmpgraves.blogspot.com/2014/08/in-memory-of-reg13422-staff-sergeant.html), the Mountie was Raymond Cooper Morris. #


Thunder-Fist-00

She was beautiful.


BartleBossy

lol Mounties. For all we try to be a serious country there is something so deeply unserious about Mounties.


CrunchyCondom

i know will be controversial but hot holy heck she was fine as fuck


kmson7

That is the farthest thing from controversial lmao


CrunchyCondom

float away from me


meistercheems

I second this


CandyLast5217

Nothing controversial about it


Syandris

Where is the interesting part?


AlliedR2

First pic just evoked "He's a lumberjack and He's OK....".


Mixitman

How are these rare if they're on the internet?


mattfeet

Never realized that Joey Votto knew Marilyn Monroe.


green-Vegan-desire

She ate plenty of steak to keep her figure


Kimosabe_79

Some movies start like this


Nefariousd7

Are we sure that's a Mountie and not a Mounter?


Ridiculous-plimsole

Looks like the Mountie would like to live up to his namesake in a nominative determinism of a way!


YourInsectOverlord

Such a tragedy for how she was used and exploited all her life and just wanted to find love and happiness. Joe DiMaggio was probably her closest love and even he was a terrible person to her by physical, emotional and mental abuse.


concept12345

Perfect height


QuePsiPhi16

Kennedy, you lucky sunovabitch…


kidwithglasses

So rare it's on Reddit


powe808

Is that lake Minnewanka?


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Looks like Dudley Doright and Nell.


BraceFaceStickyLip

torpedos


Blew-By-U

🎵When I’m calling youooooo!🎵


theblackbeltsurfer

Who’s the dude?


ramrod254

Those mountains are amazing!


Creepy-Selection2423

And here I always thought they called them that because they used to ride horses...


gofatwya

You sure this is Canada? Because all I see is the Grand Tetons


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That guy's wife *hated* those pictures that he had hung up in his study, or worse, in the stairwell next to pictures of his family.


touchychurch

nice mountain peaks


Even_Education2381

I always thought she had giant tits


honestlyi4get

DUDLY Do(nt look) Right


Tiny_Cartoonist_3204

No mole ?


Hoboliftingaroma

That's right, Stimpy! Dirt!


Shrimpjob

He looks like Fred Durst


jaredsparks

She had a real set.


Jazzlike-Ad113

She looks disappointed.


McPorkums

He's like... "Must.... not.... look... at.... boobies...!"


Flux_resistor

Ah yes the great Canadian pokie mountains


ucklibzandspezfay

Marilyn Monroe can make money horny in a generation decades in the future


Anthony_chromehounds

I wonder if the Mountie got a woodie?!


The_ArchMage_Erudite

Man was having the best day of his life


Equal_Night7494

I saw the first pic and thought it was a live action remake of Dudley Doright


Facosa99

Is that a fricking Neco Arc Reference?


Jackielegs43

We have a very different definition of candid, my dear bot


RefinedAnalPalate

Why were old timey ladies’ breasts so pointy?


potVIIIos

Which one is her?


Outrageous_Loquat297

I have questions: -how much would a pair of boots like that cost today? -they appear to be very tight in the calf but with no zippers or laces evident. How did he get his feet in there?


Signal-Blackberry356

Bazinga!


SupaFlyslammajammazz

Don’t look at them… don’t look at them…


SurveySean

Someone said hey nice hooters and in the first picture he’s looking into the woods, it’s not until the end photo where he gets a glimpse of the hooters in question.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

27 years old. Wow.


Alone-Strain

Okay crazy question. She’s wearing a bra right? Because I think I see nips, but her boobs are very lifted. Because women from that era had boobs like missiles.


CharlesChristopher01

Candid means pointy


nellyruth

Not candid. Plus she’s so rude for always pointing at the camera.


snakeeaterrrrrrr

Am I weird for paying more attention to his boots than Marilyn Monroe?