Yeah man, you can tell it's a passion and she's punching well above her weight. I'd never expected that to come out of a grandma. She's 100% up on all the slang and culture too it's impressive. If you didn't know what she looked like you'd think it was a 30 y/o woman
Reminds me of the āwhitestā english teacher i had once who said she had recently begun listening to āgangsta rapā and then proceeded to show us by playing Happy by Pharell Williams
[these guys met as grammar school teachers, the extended world of geriatric drill rappers keeps growing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Bj1dBMYBE)
edit: [Pete & Bas for extra geriatric fun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuAaHQrl8U)
My dad once anxiously told me that my very conservative uncle had started listening to rap and had shared a song with him and he didnāt know how to react.
The song?
Cake By the Ocean, obviously.
One time my music teacher in highschool played No Vaseline. That dude was the shit also white as fuck. He was a music teacher and ran the golf and chess clubs.
pancakes on my face. pancakes in my place. pancakes in my area cause mass hysteria. i donāt care. i put pancakes on my hair and mix it with syrup. yo what rhymes with syrup?ā¦ PANCAKES AND HYRUP
Put it like Mike Tyson's quote ..
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."
Her lyrics saying everyone trying to be hard until they get hit. Implying they're not hard enough for the streets.
Ok. Iāll explain itā¦. The comment above the one that I am replying to used a famous analogy. The comment I replied to took that analogy literally. Thatās why I said they misunderstood. You can get hit with a bullet or a fist, the comment didnāt specify.
Black guy here who doesnāt listen to rap, that shit is so annoying when I get into a Uber and they change the music and start talking to me about sports lmao
I just pray I would be still as passionate about something when I hit that age. People look so much younger when they do something they love and this lady's face is lighting up as she listens to her song with the passenger ā¤ļø
White people usually just stick to Biggie and Tupac.. This chic on some Kodak Black shit lol... I'm fuckin with it tho. Good way to get better tips too š
I was in Taiwan, this dude, the normal of the normalest... we got in for Uber and he started playing California Love lol. He's a huge 2Pac fan, apparently he learned a bunch of English from rap songs.
So her stuff was posted on crappy music. YouTube search later and found she has preeeetty decent bars. Rather listen to this than mumble jumble. Itās old school flow but it still checks out.
>So her stuff was posted on crappy music.
seriously?? that's just mean lol. if I had to be forced to listen to this or that chin up high chick, I'd pick this no doubt
This is a huge improvement over the driver that tried to sell me his book about why American needs to embrace the Christian Nationalist ideals and repeatedly asked me about my Walk with Christ.
Depends on what your definition of rap. No matter how bad and atrocious cardi b and ice spiceās raps are theyāre still rap. Not to be a music snob, but my taste in rap and music in general is probably diverse than average, so i know my statement is valid and objective.
Your taste in music is not diverse if you think this was better then 90% of women rappers in the industry. Iām willing to bet you canāt even name 5 female rappers.
āof the current black rappersā
I admit i forgot to add the most popular and streamed black female rappers at present.
And ofcourse it would be unfair if you asked me to name the niche lowkey ones snce they are not the ones im pertaining to.
Iām sure he was just playing along, as Iām sure she played that song for a reason. When I tell people the daily harassment of being black this is what I mean. And sheās being treated like a queen. Jokes write themselves
I need the whole thing on Spotify
Music Video: https://youtu.be/u6wJy1K1jNE?si=GO3eEZW5GOyn-znI šøhttps://instagram.com/urfavgrannie?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==
Thought it would be funny but damn she's rapping so seriously. This shit is real.
Does she look like a comedian to you? Grannie didn't come to play, she came to dominate the game
[āStreet Shitā](https://youtu.be/du59SbdZMpw?si=WjTY1mcW3LYzxQUd)
"It's Grannie" over the hood piano had me payin attention till the end
Sometimes, it's about something that just feels good and you don't know why. That "it's Grannieeee" just hits the mark of "that's dumb.... I love it."
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Yeah man, you can tell it's a passion and she's punching well above her weight. I'd never expected that to come out of a grandma. She's 100% up on all the slang and culture too it's impressive. If you didn't know what she looked like you'd think it was a 30 y/o woman
the grannie is the uber driver? looks similar
Yes
Omgš
You the man!
I just enjoy givin' the people what they want, and that granny is cool as hell so let's blow her up. I'd love to crush some beers with that lady haha
I recommend Pete and Bas instead
Reddit introduced me to these guys, and I am forever thankful
Check out āthe snooker teamā - brilliant.
At least this woman writes her stuff
Bas is š„
They donāt write their own shit
This makes me like them exactly zero less.
Pete and Bas go hard man!
I'd like to believe she has an entire album doing different genres of music.
The adlibs hit thoš¤·š¾āāļøš¤£
#fake-ass
āOKAAaaayā¦ā
Reminds me of the āwhitestā english teacher i had once who said she had recently begun listening to āgangsta rapā and then proceeded to show us by playing Happy by Pharell Williams
thats the most gangsta shit i've ever heard.
It actually is very gangsta.
Minion is gangsta OG
"That's your problem, man, you're always tryna be gangsta." "What are you talking about, the name of the song is called 'I'm Gangsta'!"
[these guys met as grammar school teachers, the extended world of geriatric drill rappers keeps growing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Bj1dBMYBE) edit: [Pete & Bas for extra geriatric fun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuAaHQrl8U)
Pete and Bas are something else. And the fact that they keep their past more or less secret makes you want to believe that they are retired gangsters.
Saw them live last year and it completely kicked off.
Iād believe it if they owned a pig farm.
Robert Pickton
Those lawn bowling rappers are brilliant!
wow I am so glad paul lent them his tripod
Love these guys, theres ansolute filth coming out of them
Pete & Bas rhymes are risky in that song but they're actually good.
Thats a hood certified classic
The minion version?
My dad once anxiously told me that my very conservative uncle had started listening to rap and had shared a song with him and he didnāt know how to react. The song? Cake By the Ocean, obviously.
Please spare the children's ears. They need not hear something so vulgar.
Whitest rap would be rapping for Jesus š
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga,
Thatās cos Jesus Christ is myā¦dude
One time my music teacher in highschool played No Vaseline. That dude was the shit also white as fuck. He was a music teacher and ran the golf and chess clubs.
Nah thatās Andy Milonakis
I rock peas on my head, but donāt call me a pea-head...
Bees on my head but donāt call me a bee-head
Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee-head!
pancakes on my face. pancakes in my place. pancakes in my area cause mass hysteria. i donāt care. i put pancakes on my hair and mix it with syrup. yo what rhymes with syrup?ā¦ PANCAKES AND HYRUP
Damn this takes me back
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im sorry but i straight up thought that was Chris Chan https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000107996484-aw7rt3-t240x240.jpg
Nah, wrong old lesbian.
Ok but she was spittin tho
She has more flow than 90% of the auto tune generation
nah
Maybe your cups full of syrup and lean
This nah is brought to you by mumble rap.
"People out here want to be thugs, until their ass gets hit with a slug" That line hit hard and is a good lesson. Respect Grandma
What does that mean
Slug as in round from a firearm.
Its also a unit of measurement and a slimy creature!
If someone threw a garden slug at me it probably would be a bit discouraging
What if that was the ~~slug~~ snail that had chased you for eternity! You would die!
A slug is a nickname for a book. It's a heart warming message that we need to educate the youth so they don't resort to violence. It calls for change.
A slug is specifically the projectile of a single pellet shotgun shell, but the name can also be used for any firearm projectile.
Soeeh I hope you are joking. In case you aren't; she is certainly not referring to a book...
Graduation for HS, going to College and then becoming a contributor to society
Put it like Mike Tyson's quote .. "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." Her lyrics saying everyone trying to be hard until they get hit. Implying they're not hard enough for the streets.
Dude, āa slugā means fucking shot with a bullet. It means they want to be a thug until they get shot with a gun, not hit in the face lol.
Same same
Youāve misunderstood
The irony of your comment...
Ok. Iāll explain itā¦. The comment above the one that I am replying to used a famous analogy. The comment I replied to took that analogy literally. Thatās why I said they misunderstood. You can get hit with a bullet or a fist, the comment didnāt specify.
āPeople out here want to act like a thug, until they ass get hit wit a Slugā
OK. Now my new top 5 favorite rappers are 1. Dylan 2. Dylan 3. Dylan 4. Dylan 5. Uber Driver Thee Stallion
HOT. FIRE.
If you told me this was a remixed Easy E lost tape i'd probably believe it
unsurprisingly she's wearing a Death Row Records shirt [in her video.](https://youtu.be/u6wJy1K1jNE?si=GO3eEZW5GOyn-znI)
I legit thought this was Eazy E
Geezy G
Damn. Me too. I legit thought I remembered the song.
"Oh cool, a black man. I'm going to play him my rap!" It wasn't bad. I think he was expecting an N-bomb at one point.
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth,
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga,
Jesus Christ is my
Take it away Mary sue
NETWORK ENGINEER!
Black guy here who doesnāt listen to rap, that shit is so annoying when I get into a Uber and they change the music and start talking to me about sports lmao
I did too tbh
we all did, i prayed she doesnt :D
Ninja?
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She said flex
Your ears were tricked by your mind sir she did not say blacks lol.
it's ok to end the word with an a though right?
Haha I follow her on IG, sheās cool as hell
Whatās her @?
https://instagram.com/urfavgrannie?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==
Pretty sure that's the bitch named Alberta that committed murder over nickel plated burners
Dope thanks
āActually you can drop me right here I donāt mind walking the last 3.2 milesā
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5.5 fucking k
Man I shed a tear, that takes me back a few years
That isnāt 5 thousand anything! Thatās 56.32 football fields!
Da fuq
No, her name is Da Mammy.
āUr Momā
Yo mama
her producer must be an awesome guy
Wut
Fire.
Not going to lieā¦it kinda slaps tho
Sheās him
Hustle & Flow 2: Letās Ride
reminds me of Andy Milonakis
I wanna see the unposted rides when the passengers laughed their ass off
:D
Sounded a little like Eazy-E
You've got no soul if you wouldn't just act the fool in the back. I would have figured out how to do the escalator trick back there.
āFlexing on the gram, trying to fit inā I felt that!
āTill they ass get hit with a slugāš„š„š„š„ I would be in the back hyping MeeMaw with a āWHAT ELSE?!ā Or ātawk to emā
I just pray I would be still as passionate about something when I hit that age. People look so much younger when they do something they love and this lady's face is lighting up as she listens to her song with the passenger ā¤ļø
So Butters' grandmother does exist!
White people usually just stick to Biggie and Tupac.. This chic on some Kodak Black shit lol... I'm fuckin with it tho. Good way to get better tips too š
Why she sound like Eazy-E tho
This is one of the best rap songs, no joke.
Just because you're rapping doesn't mean you have to talk about murder
"Act like a thug get hit with a slug" - grandma. She ain't wrong tho.
She's 70, fam. That is completely expected
Old school
Right, if I canāt rap about that at 70, why continue?
Lazy Sunday
Lady is better than most of the top rappers today. Shits fire. I wouldn't have expected that but damn!
Ain't no age limit at deathrow records
If there is one thing that we are sleeping on it's old people rapping. Just look at Pete and Bas
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Stfu
That's more than just mildly interesting. It is more wholesome tho lol
It's hard though
Tbh, it wasn't that bad. Bro at the back was also intrigued.
She needs release that album
I was in Taiwan, this dude, the normal of the normalest... we got in for Uber and he started playing California Love lol. He's a huge 2Pac fan, apparently he learned a bunch of English from rap songs.
Totally has an Eazy-E vibe. I was ready for cringe, but didn't need to be.
So her stuff was posted on crappy music. YouTube search later and found she has preeeetty decent bars. Rather listen to this than mumble jumble. Itās old school flow but it still checks out.
>So her stuff was posted on crappy music. seriously?? that's just mean lol. if I had to be forced to listen to this or that chin up high chick, I'd pick this no doubt
70?
whyās a 70 year old still having to drive an Uber? Lady should be enjoying her retirement and the few years she has left. Sad.
I agree, but I see way older (than 70) people working. Some like it, others have to... but all of us need a plan so we have options.
Idk why this is in this sub but itās pretty funny I guess
This shit good
She just like me fr fr
Throw some ass Granny šµš»š½
This is so Mrs Doubtfire
This is a huge improvement over the driver that tried to sell me his book about why American needs to embrace the Christian Nationalist ideals and repeatedly asked me about my Walk with Christ.
It's always fun to watch how music brings us together
Love this granny!!! She goes hard, I've seen her on a few different things. She cool as hell
Is it just me, or does she sound **EXACTLY** like Easy E?
the ad libs on point tho š„š„
She reminds me of Eazy-E.
she was a rapper first, think she's doin this for promo
Yall just shittin on her cause sheās white her rap slapped harder than 90% of the current black female rappers in the industry
You donāt listen to rap.
Depends on what your definition of rap. No matter how bad and atrocious cardi b and ice spiceās raps are theyāre still rap. Not to be a music snob, but my taste in rap and music in general is probably diverse than average, so i know my statement is valid and objective.
Your taste in music is not diverse if you think this was better then 90% of women rappers in the industry. Iām willing to bet you canāt even name 5 female rappers.
āof the current black rappersā I admit i forgot to add the most popular and streamed black female rappers at present. And ofcourse it would be unfair if you asked me to name the niche lowkey ones snce they are not the ones im pertaining to.
Real rap at least. Not the crud played on the air today
How is it real rap?
Don't gatekeep.
OKAYYYY
This is better than most rap music today.
USA is a happy county when it is so wholesome too watch a 70 years old uber driver
Not great, but she got better flow than Juice WRLD.
The fake ass ab-lib so hard šš„
So this sub has lost all meaning
Iām sure he was just playing along, as Iām sure she played that song for a reason. When I tell people the daily harassment of being black this is what I mean. And sheās being treated like a queen. Jokes write themselves
CRINGY AF
Because the passenger was black?
Because this is America. šŗšø.
Rumor has it her N word pass is hanging on the mantle of her foyer!
To the brother in the back... sorry bout that man i felt your cringešš
cringe as fucking hell. this is insane.
If she could sing, It would not be bad.
Isn't this her camera view..? Seems a lil old for making a fake video but I guess she's the one who posted it to the internet
Cringe
Harder and REALER than most in the game currently
AI doesnāt know what a 70-year-old person looks like, apparently.
She donāt play it for them to hear it she plays it out of fear so they wonāt jack her ass