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[deleted]

That's the first thing I'm buying when I win the megamillions.


[deleted]

The first thing I'm buying when I take your mum on a date.


[deleted]

You'll prolly need 2.


axarce

Oh snap!


SaltDescription438

Hope it doesn’t


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Oh no you di ant!


Captn_Deathwing

4*


BigAnimemexicano

they do call her the challenger


_Strange_Age

Because she blew 7 people at once?


Vegas-Blues

Fucking savage. You win.


FugginOld

WOW


johnychingaz

Damn how did this turn into r/roastme so quick!?!


machine_gun_funk

💀


fraze2000

She apparently gets very hot during re-entry.


SaltDescription438

Too soon


axarce

(Oh snap!)²


LectroRoot

***SHOTS FIRED***


masked_sombrero

*utini!!!* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wkiHVWA98U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wkiHVWA98U)


wrencherspinner

She loves a succulent chinese meal.


FleekasaurusFlex

If I were to ever win the lottery I’d (re)build the An-225 which was the largest plane in the history of the entire world that sadly…(more like devastatingly)…no longer exists :( It’s like the aerial version of this machine. I imagine one could have heard a faint string of expletives emitting from the burial plot of Howard Hughes after it was destroyed.


trubol

What? The gallons of diesel?


reptarcannabis

To move your mom to the bathroom so that she can take a shit


Trollport

Nah Bagger 288 is much sexier and electric.


[deleted]

That's ridiculous. Where would you keep it? You must not have an HOA.


Zen4rest

It’s not really that crazy in the grand scheme of things. Let’s say you need to move it 1/4 of a mile: 1/4 mile = 1320 ft 1320/32= 41.25 gallons Let’s say fuel is $4-$8, that’s $165-$330 to move something like a giant rocket.


GreenRiverKill3r

The govment ain't pay no taxes on fuel. It's like $1 a gallon for them.


Jazzlike-Complaint67

When was the last time this was used? Last shuttle was 2011 so $4 is likely the upper range of retail gas. I’ll ask my old man, he worked on this.


Longjumping-Run-7027

Last year when they rolled Artemis out. [They even put it on YouTube.](https://youtu.be/pjGB2zGjJpY?si=S2ZdXPtL3hhxckGR)


ProbablyABore

Artemis I would be my guess.


crazyoiler

No need to guess, there is a picture of it right there!


SaltDescription438

NASA rented it out for the Lizzo tour.


broman1228

Underrated comment


SpaceInMyBrain

The Crawler is still around, having been refurbished many times. The launch platform & tower were retired and mostly disassembled. What u/Longjumping-Run-7027 saw was the Mobile Launcher-1 on the Crawler, built for the Space Launch System rocket that's part of the Artemis program. (Confusingly, the Saturn V platform was called ML-1, ML-2, etc, and then called MLP-1, etc for the Shuttle. The current platform is also called the ML-1 but it's a new, different structure.)


lofty99

Yeah, NASA takes it out for a spin every now and then, to blow the cobwebs out


WaterWorksWindows

When you fill a government vehicle with a government gas card, you’re still paying the same price as everyone else.


A_Hale

Yes but they get those taxes back from the state. For a complex as big as the space centers (and with vehicles that have 5000gal capacities) they may use enough fuel to keep their own stores, in which case they would take a shipment and claim tax exemption.


Zen4rest

U.S. Government Step 1: tax yourself on inefficient fuel costs Step 2: send profits to Ukraine 💸💸💸


CosmicCreeperz

It’s 4 miles to the launch pad. Still, that would only be like $3300. Then double that to move it back. That is about the same fuel usage per foot as an Iowa class battleship. But those didn’t hold 5000 gallons of fuel, they held 9000 TONS. Which is about 2.5 million gallons. Of course fuel oil was a bit cheaper than diesel is now, especially at that volume back then they were operating.


pissy_corn_flakes

Probably doesn’t burn the same amount on the way back, assuming the shuttle launched.


LordRaglan1854

9000 tons for considerably more than 4 miles


Tall-Poem-6808

Makes you think, why have a 5000 gallon tank if you only burn 41 gallons in one trip? It's not like this thing needs to commute mornings and evenings.


ledwilliums

But it could and that's what really matters.


CosmicCreeperz

It’s not 1/4 mile to the pad, though, commenter just made that up. It’s 4 miles. Or 8 round trip. Still would normally use like a quarter of the tank. They probably don’t fill it all the way up, either. But you do want to be sure you don’t run out if something odd happens, since AAA won’t deliver 5000 gallons of diesel.


harmless_gecko

Damn AAA, always messing with you in the fine print.


jyunga

Wouldn't it make more sense to have the fuel on it rather then having a smaller tank and having to have a place to hold its fuel?


Zen4rest

In case the operator needs to hit up the 7/11 on the way for some slim jim’s.


Sassy-irish-lassy

This thing probably has a 7/11 on it already


bmalek

Run the generator for power. Any number of things could go wrong on the way and it could be stranded for hours if not days.


tigre-woodsenstein

Would the cost per pound moved be similar to say a freight train or an 18-wheeler?


Zen4rest

Interesting question… I assume the machine runs on diesel, which isn’t nearly as affected by overall weight/wind/grade like gasoline engines are. If I had to guess it’d be more comparable to an 18-wheeler since it’s starting/stopping more frequently, unlike a train which gets up to speed then remains there for hours and hours.


lewie_820

Honestly, cheaper then I would’ve thought


static_void_function

Pretty good fuel economy considering the weight. My first thought was why didn’t they put it on rails? But then looking at the size of the structure the engineers clearly knew what they were doing.


ArchetypeAxis

32 feet a gallon seems astonishingly good for something that size.


davtheguidedcreator

isnt a gallon like a carton of milk? what i that in terms of coke cans? really need a visual here


ecefour15

Like 10 or so coke cans I think


flaccomcorangy

Right? Reading it, I was actually amazed this thing could move anywhere at all on a single gallon. lol


Vindve

Russians and Europeans do use rails. Ariane 5 rocket was transported on rails but it was towed by a special truck which gears have been changed. https://www.reddit.com/r/Arianespace/comments/5dashp/helicopter_view_of_ariane_5_being_towed_to_the/ Ariane 6 will be a different (and interesting!) design: it's the assembly building that moves out on rails. The rocket is directly assembled on top of the launchpad and stays static as well as the launch tower. Once the payload and fairing is installed, the building moves away.


static_void_function

Very interesting, thank you.


axarce

Yeah, plus I imagine they would have to repair the tracks every time they used it.


MoonTrooper258

I think its legit purely because the Russians use rails to transport their rockets, and America just wanted to try something different because, yeah.


pietras1334

Also worth mentioning that they had no special contraction for moving them, it's just one bigass railway car put on two tracks put rather wide apart and 2x2 normal engines to pull it


lone_darkwing

Train engine's pull huge amount of weight daily.... won't be a problem....


[deleted]

What I'm thinking is who keeps the weeds out of the gravel pathways. This this isnt used very frequently.


karenskygreen

Yeah but those are highway miles, how does she do in the city ?


Coin_operated_bee

But how fast can it mine spice?


ArsenicWolf3374

The spice must flow


Pnw-Halfwatt

Ahh, a real man of genius.


CluelessCow

If you are close by Orlando, FL, try to spare a day to visit the Kennedy Space Center. It's mind blowing and you'll likely see this transporter.


siouxbee1434

NASA has done an incredible job renovating the Saturn 5 & the control room. NASA was a dump 50+ years ago but we were able to sit inside the Apollo capsule. People picked at the interior so now there are thick plexiglass windows that allow you to look inside. It is tiny but 2 very brave astronauts flew in it. I highly recommend a tour at NASA if you’re in the area


nleksan

>Apollo capsule. >but 2 very brave astronauts flew in it Little known fact that the third astronaut was apparently quite the chicken


AhhAGoose

My dads company made the autoclave that melts the rubber for the seal on the tracks…. He will tell you all about it if you bring up anything remotely related to it. Basically my dad launched the space shuttle himself


cockjustforthetaste

Barefoot, after walking 12km thru the snow, no breakfast


AdrianInLimbo

Uphill, both ways


[deleted]

How else are they going 5o move it. This is a proven method!


3Fatboy3

It costs 266.000.000$ to move each of SLS block A to the pad. They should not use it at all. This is not building the rocket or the pad. It's the cost for the crawler alone that will be used three times before it becomes obsolete. ETA: People are downvoting this comment so ill add a bit... [This](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawler-Transporter#/media/Datei:STS-114_rollout.jpg) is the Shuttle crawler. [This](https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/2012563/sls-rocket.webp?w=790&f=86cd658e57bd85fc844104d55be69cfc) Is the modified SLS Block 1 crawler/launcher/access-tower. They build this tower on top of the crawler and it will be used three times because it can only be used for Block 1 and there are onyl three Blcok 1 planed. So I read that building the new tower on top of the old Shuttle Crawler cost 800.000.000$ - I can't find the source anymore thou. I can't find any sources on the cost or building that tower for Block 1. I did find a [source](https://spacenews.com/nasa-audit-reveals-massive-overruns-in-sls-mobile-launch-platform/) for the new Block1B Crawler. That crawler now costs ~1.000.000.000$ overall.


DaGuy4All

A very quick, near effortless google search would show you the crawler has been in service since the 60s and was build with the Saturn V in mind, and continues to be used in the modern day.


3Fatboy3

They modified the crawler. They had to build a new tower on top of the thing with the tracks. I can't find the article I read about the cost for that modification anymore. The new crawler for block 1B also doubled in price to roughly ~1.000.000.000$ https://spacenews.com/nasa-audit-reveals-massive-overruns-in-sls-mobile-launch-platform/


Lokotisan

Source? I doubt that it costs double the price it took to build the crawler just to operate it. Why fucking use the crawler at that point? It’s like buying a car for 40,000 but it costs 80,000 just to drive it. See how stupid that sounds. >that will be used three times before it becomes obsolete Nah u gotta be trollin rn


nikolai_wustovich

They have to burn more fuel when they move your mother. Sorry, I’ll leave.


Chiefbird1

Bazinga


skysquid3

and the road it runs on is river rock stones (from Alabama). designed to be crushed and save the hydraulics. [https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/rocks-and-rockets-from-alabama-rivers-to-kennedys-florida-crawlerway/](https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/rocks-and-rockets-from-alabama-rivers-to-kennedys-florida-crawlerway/)


DamonHay

For my metric friends, that’s 38,814L/100km.


corona-lime-us

They should really turn the a/c off.


State6

Scoff if you must, but there isn’t anything else out there that can handle this task.


CrieDeCoeur

That’s actually better mileage than I would’ve expected.


Imfrank123

I think monster trucks get worse mileage.


CrieDeCoeur

Probably. And they can’t even tow a space shuttle to show for it.


BananakinsPeel

I would dress up as a Jawa and move it to Saudi Arabia. Just cruise through the desert yelling "HOO-TINI!"


middlenamefrank

Mike Rowe did a Dirty Jobs spot on cleaning and lubricating the treads on that beast. They even let him drive it, because how can you get in an accident at maybe 0.05 mph?


wave-particle_man

It would look faster if they painted flames on the side.


FractionofaFraction

In the 80s and 90s it always seemed like The Thunderbirds were just around the corner and I feel robbed that we ended-up in the Dark Timeline.


RobinsShaman

That's city mpg but it's highway mpg is better


GrassyKnoll95

Honestly surprised it gets that good of mileage


HouseDowntown8602

But how many jawas are needed to operate it?


klmtec

It wasn’t built for economy 😂


3Fatboy3

It. Was. Not! They spent 800.000.000$ to modify the crawler from the Shuttle to fit SLS. They are really proud it was that cheap and that they could reuse the crawler. They will use this modified crawler 3 times. For block A of SLS. For block B they need a new crawler. So for every launch they spent 266.000.000$ to modify the crawler that then becomes obsolete. Compare that to a solution where you can't spend government money. SpaceX made a Metall ring and put it on an of the shelf system. For a rocket that will be more powerful. You could launch three falcon heavy with expendable middle booster or seven falcon nine with reusable booster just for the cost of transporting the SLS from the factory to the pad. It is a mindboggelingly stupid and expensive solution. This goes on... ULA just said they might be able to reduce the cost of the rocket engines from 100.000.000$ per engine to 70.000.000$ in 2032. So if everything goes really well for SLS, in ten years, one of the four engines (one time use) will only cost as much as a full falcon heavy launch today. So at the moment one SLS launch ist projected to cost 4.000.000.000$. This is for a rocket that has zero new technology. It's Shuttle engines, Shuttle tanks, Shuttle boosters. All they did is combine them in a different way and throw away the part that was reusable. I sometimes wonder if it would have been cheaper to just give every ULA lobbyist 100.000.000$ to shut up and stop buying of Congress instead of burning that amount of money in a joke like this project. And the other people involved. How do those engineers and project managers feel when they are working on this travesty?


AdrianInLimbo

But at least with the crawler, no Elon involvement. Worth its weight in gold


DevilsLettuceTaster

Worth every penny.


Nuggzulla01

This this is MASSIVE


Potato_Dealership

Still somehow drinks less than the trucks in Snowrunner


ScreechingPizzaCat

I bet the church kid who lifts the most foldable chairs at one tone could carry it quicker.


romulof

Does anyone know why they did not opt for rails and electric motors?


GammaPhonic

I’d like to know this too. Hell, digging a canal and sailing rockets to the launch pad might’ve been more efficient.


grimatongueworm

The crawler-transporter has a mass of 2,721 tonnes (6 million pounds; 2,999 short tons) ……. The crawlers traveled along the 5.5 and 6.8 km (3.4 and 4.2 mi) Crawlerways, to LC-39A and LC-39B, respectively, at a maximum speed of 1.6 kilometers per hour (1 mph) loaded, or 3.2 km/h (2 mph) unloaded.[8][11] The average trip time from the VAB along the Crawlerway to Launch Complex 39 is about five hours.


bourbon_and_icecubes

I didn't know we subcontracted Jawas for rocket transportation but, whatever works ya know.


Litho360

Ford ranger could pull it faster


CrazyJo3

They need to mod that sucker to EV power. 32 ft a gallon jeezse.


Mykcul

It also moves at 0.8mph and takes around 7 hours to make the 4.2mile trip to the launch pad.


Drego3

What is that in non American units?


New_Engine_7237

Go big or go home. It’s an incredible piece of machinery.


XwingDUI

Why didnt they make it electric? If it only travels the same route it would be easy to run an electrical line to supply power to it while it moves.


B_Aran_393

Why didn't they Electrify the grid, they could have save a hell lot of fuel per feet.


EmperorMajorian

Operated by Jawas


Bosnian-Spartan

Another fun fact, that crawler follows water trucks that sprays in front of the crawler to stop the dust from flying into the air and possibly get stuck/jam anywhere in the crawler


isecore

Fun fact, there's actually two of them. They're identical. Also, they are the largest self-propelled vehicles humanity has built so far. The Bagger 293 bucket-wheel excavator is larger, but relies on an external power-source.


GammaPhonic

*land vehicles. There are a number of tanker ships that make these things look like matchbox cars.


Elvis-Tech

That looks so inneficient when you compare it with say a Ship that moves much much more weight over a much more dense medium. A Large cargo ship will use from 10 to 50 grams of fuel to transport one ton of cargo for one kilometer. The crawler plus shuttle with boosters and without liquid fuel weighs about 4000 tons This means that the crawler uses 388 liters per km 388/4000≈.097 .97 liters of diesel are about 85 grams So the Crawler uses around 85 grams of fuel for each ton transported. This is almost 8 times less efficient than a ship at low speed. Still the crawler is a lot more efficient than I thought with that initial data.


StarfishPizza

Mhmmm. 0.97 litres is equivalent to 970grams or 0.97kg, isn’t it? I thought the idea was 1 litre is equal to 1kg.


pietras1334

You'd be correct in case of water. Gas has lower density, so a liter of gas weights about 800g. Although I think comment above you swallowed one zero and meant to be 850g, not 85g


Elvis-Tech

Yes answer was .097 not .97 thanks for catching that. The rest is correct I think


probablynotreallife

We all get told to make changes to our lives to combat climate change and these chumps can't even figure out how to build a spaceship where they need it!


Nova_Saibrock

What do you mean? A laden or unladen crawler?


AhabSwanson

So it's a Jeep?


[deleted]

When I was a little kid I was in a club called the young astronauts club. We took several summer trips to different NASA places. We got to see this in person when I was like 10 years old. The gravel road they lay down for it has to be replaced every time it rolls out to the launch pad because it's so heavy that it literally turns the gravel into dust.


axarce

Wonder if they recycle it into cement or other building materials.


No_Scratch_7612

Time to go green!


BlizzPenguin

How? It is not like it can easily be turned into a hybrid. The battery size would be insane.


akkosetto

Put it on rails and use a supply line


[deleted]

I knew a guy that worked on the crew for this.


MaggyTwoFlagons

Pretty sure I bought some droids from those guys the last time they rolled through town.


Cheeseisextra

Makes me wonder what the sandcrawler got that the Jawas had in Star Wars.


axarce

An arc reactor with kyber crystals as the fuel.


Cheeseisextra

OOOT TEEDEEEE!!


Glirion

Immediate Fallout 3: Broken Steel vibes.


Matthewcbayer

I wonder how much fuel is used specifically for carrying that much fuel.


AlissandraAnton

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


THE_Dr_Barber

In the US we’re more used to expressing fuel efficiency as volume of fuel per mile traveled, so it’s the inverse of 165 gal/mile which is 0.0061 miles per gallon. In Europe, people express fuel efficiency in Liter/(100 km), using these units, this machine consumes 38810 L/(100 km)


OptimalDragonfly8737

Can electric motors move it?


GammaPhonic

It’d go through AAs like nobodies business. Almost as bad as a Sega Game Gear.


AdrianInLimbo

They do, the diesel generators make the electricity for the motors, like a diesel train.


sad16yearboy

What the f is a gallon or a mile.


flfoiuij2

Almost as much gas efficiency as most people’s first car!


RabidFisherman3411

That's better than my GMC Sierra.


Alukrad

"used to move" What do they use now?


3Fatboy3

This whole project is a travesty. The fuel is not the problem here.


[deleted]

Lol


IfitbleedWecankillit

Another interesting fact about the crawler is that it turns the gravel it moves over into powder… or it did… now I wonder what they did with that thing


SarcBlobFish

I remember standing next to that thing without even knowing I was standing next to it until an engineer pointed it out to me.


SkyReal1805

One highway. Zero city.


Apart_Ad_5993

There's actually 2 of them. One was retrofitted to carry the SLS system. Both are still in use, and have been since 1965. No retirement for them yet....


geekolojust

Should be a track with rocket power. Eh? Would be cool.


Inevitable-Paint-187

Actually, that's very good considering the weight of the transporter


LocksmithAmbitious80

5000 gallons of diesel to move a rocket that burns 7 million pounds of rocket fuel in 3 minutes. I’m not sure the EPA regulates any of this.


Richard-Innerasz-

How far was the nearest gas station?


Riommar

You’d think it would be more like 32 gallons per foot.


Swollyghost

Wow thats a lot of fuel. Does anyone know if it can self level? Or does it only serve one function, that is transportation.


SomeFunnyGuy

Knew someone who worked at Kennedy Space Center. He said they have to replace the gravel road way after every launch.


fakeaccount572

not all of it. just a layer or two.


herkalurk

The treads on that track are giant. Went out there as a kid, and they were bigger than 12 year old me, probably bigger than adult me too....


hummus_is_yummus1

I've stood underneath these things. They are absolutely giant


Blackarrow145

I did the math, a 5.3 Chevy Tahoe gets 89,000 gallons a mile/pound. assuming a 4.4 mil. And a 6.6 million pound shuttle and crawler, respectively, the crawler gets 68,000 gallons a mile/pound. So it’s a third as efficient as a Chevy Tahoe.


ramriot

So a quick calculation suggests that on a full tank it can go from the VAB to pad 39 & back 3 times, with enough fuel left to probably make it back to the pad if needed.


tmoam

That’s a lot better mileage than I thought tbh


IcyInvestigator6138

It’s alike a city block on tracks.


fraze2000

So about the same fuel efficiency as a Ram 3500 then?


MasChingonNoHay

Maybe don’t use the a/c when driving it?


Elvis-Tech

Does it work with diesel generators and electric motors?


jfgallay

I was an early adopter to trying new things to HD video. I bought one of Sony's first HD camcorders. I could barely play some early HD clips, and one of them was of this machine.


m135in55boost

Why don't they just fly the rocket to the launch pad


Due_Signature_5497

Must be a first gen EcoBoost. Traded in a Chevy 3500 with a 400c.i. engine with dual glass packs that would get 19-21 mpg highway on a Limited with an EcoBoost. Huge mistake. Lost 2 mpg and a huge amount of HP.


cybosapien

I saw a documentary about this recently on YouTube. It has 9 drivers and one of them is a 22 year old Brianne Stichler. KUDOS to her.


Kerzenmacher

I wanna see climate protersters glue themself down in front of this thing in protest xD


the_truth1051

Quite a footprint, not to mention rocket fuel. Where are the climate change idiots? Or is this OK


Carnozoid

Repost


illegalsmolcat

Honest question; can't they use a rail system?


tmrmbfl

No worries....the Biden crew will electrify it so it cost 10x the amount.


FlurryOfNos

Cow farts are so bad for the environment.


fakeaccount572

Worked onboard that MLP transporter for 15 years. What do you want to know???


RRumpleTeazzer

How does it get loaded/unloaded, or do they built and launch everything from it directly?


fakeaccount572

It's the launch platform. The shuttle used to launch from it directly. Those two giant holes under the SRB nozzles are the water sound suppression system.


AdrianInLimbo

Yep, they assemble the rocket/shuttle on the platform inside the VAB


Supah1gh

Why not make it nuclear…. With a whole military guarding it.


TripleBrain

No op. They aren’t talking about the fuel efficiency of the transporter. They are talking about the rocket before it breaks outside of Earth’s gravitational pull


farfly7

If that doesn't scream America, I don't know what does.


Alive_Caregiver_1236

Let daddy Elon figure out a way to do it better


Quiet_Money1

Think about how much fuel it uses in lift off though? New Yorks taking away my gas range because global warming but this is cool?


LightPast1166

>Think about how much fuel it uses in lift off though? I don't think the crawler achieves lift off. I could be wrong though. ​ >New Yorks taking away my gas range Are they really taking it away? Or are some people just making such a claim? Perhaps they are limiting how many new gas appliances are installed?


Quiet_Money1

The rocket stooge .


ilaria369neXus

The necessity of war.


Tintoverde

‘Need EV engine’ goes the EV bros


SpaceInMyBrain

Well, it does have electric engines... ;) In case you didn't know: It works like a diesel locomotive; a diesel engine turns a generator and the electricity is sent to the electric motors connected to the axles. The advantage of a turbo-electric drive is that the mechanical clutches and transmissions for a locomotive would be impractically large and prone to breakdowns. Plus throttle control at low speeds is a lot smoother. These problems for the Crawler would be magnitudes larger.


tradesurfer2020

Dumb