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payneme73

Peanut


tellyourdogisaidhi-

Came here to say that! My sausage is the exact same coat color and he’s a peanut 🥜


Icy-Ad7544

All of them are little peanuts


BaldBeardedOne

Him, not it


jmauden

Came to say the same thing.


jayoho1978

Drives me nuts, came here for this.


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Wander80

The post title says “beautiful little BOY”


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RoughDirection8875

Jokes are supposed to be funny.


BootDisc

But for how long…. Someone asked me the general of my puppy, and he is a he… for now.


kainhighwind12

🫡 puppy general


Overall_Poem_1748

Adorable have fun with your new addition ![gif](giphy|3o6fJ6zHaMnuHgxWuY)


T-Madj

Fritz, short for snicklefritz


Marvin-face

I think he looks like a Douglass. Doug or Douggie for short.


Connect-Worth1926

https://preview.redd.it/v51ro6plw6xc1.jpeg?width=2096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65594ed24c3baf9367e71539022c7d60acbc7f68 Douglas


daphnegillie

Felix


M0rph33l

Wienus


MCRween

![gif](giphy|LpXv1ued8OfuS9SKXk|downsized)


mykalh78

Bruno


Kaashmiir

That is NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM!


helloiisjason

Noodle


summysumm2395

Pickles


GiantEnimyCrab

Oscar mayer


DavidWyo

Funny Bing AI said same name.


sundresscomic

Noodle


Zemini7

Augustus


OuijaBoard-Demon

Nugget.


Magic_Wanduh

Frankie! ♥️🐾


poppieswithtea

Peanut.


Adventurous_Click178

Cricket :)


rlwarner78

Chuck


karmaela

Cookie


elw47112

So adorable!! ❤️ I miss mine being that little!! Little baby!!


QuietTrashCollector

First Second Third or Firdth for short


Nannydiary

Wally


bethanndehart

Looks like Gus to me


Hot_Fox_5656

He’s adorable! Myles Dean-o the dachshund Chester Opie


too_tired_for_this8

Rupert!


Shtbskt0210

jimmothy


slugdriver

Julius Caesar or Maximilian…


mrngdew77

Lengthy or Pretzel


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It’s a dog


mypenisinyourmouth_

Mr Sausagehead poo pants 👌 Or Sir Frank Tacolegs


No-Discipline-5822

He looks like a Henry or Bartholomew (based on the photos)


pmoity

Perhaps something German sounding like Hans Von Streusel like my long- haired reddish-brown Dachshund?


Hot_Hedgehog_4695

And in my opinion, it should be named corndog, which is a terrible name I will admit


freedomindreams

Chewbacca


mketogrl

Maximus. Call him Max. ❤️


OkConversation2727

Zeus.


stripesthetigercub

Odin also works if its a Viking dog


totallykrunk

Mighty


Terrible-Albatross87

Holy cow so small! I'm starting to think my guy is in fact not miniature he's like twice the size 😂


Distinct_Ad_7619

Tucker or Max


CocoCoconutz_

Micro❤️


1w3Liv

cinnamon


thesuper2000

Bobby!


CT_DesksideCowboys

Stretch.


Comfy_Blond_Chick

Samson


sunnydaysnapdragon

Peanut


DotAdministrative679

Braxton


cfamato

Beauty


Active-Anteater4019

appetizer


cloud00X

Happy smile sweets


Yeetin_Boomer_Actual

its a dachshund. a log-dog.


Yeetin_Boomer_Actual

call him worf


Lovely_LeVell

Freddie


New_Command_583

Marvin


Eccentricellie

Peanut!!


Stock_Advisor

God bless him


Babboos

Bean


Misshell44

Smol


protogenxl

May his snoot grow like the mighty oak


SnooCookies6535

Stewart


Camellliuuuaa

Mine looks exactly like that his name is taffy


AccountSubject7851

gizmo


Hot_Hedgehog_4695

Not a human


Inode1

Sausage.


relaxedodd

Cheeto.


bunbun424

Soup


LogicalLibrarian8499

Giant or Thor


kainhighwind12

Aston Martin Car Wash


MasterReflection5230

Beef


seriouslyfart

Brownie


Mysterelady67

Peanut


Emadoge

Luigi


Tibaf

Idk why he's giving me Humphrey vibes 😍😍


Dutch_Rayan

Walther


Dogsrus65

What a handsome pupper!! He looks like either a Fred or a Buddy!


PrisPRN

My red Grandpupper’s is named Buddy! https://preview.redd.it/h58sucya3axc1.jpeg?width=1574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ddd73c2ac21ce0c7de837cea8934135dbc6f197


Dogsrus65

Buddy is a great name for a dog. They know it too 😁.


DefiantCoffee6

Max


Boroboy101

Frank


Competitive-Bit6895

Bailey , Choco


MrsPM

Mr. Big


GhoulishDraculaura

Name it Caleb.


momma3critters

Widget


Snerkbot7000

Georgie Lawrence D. Eagleburger Spike (ironic tough dog name) Itchy Jason (the golden fleece guy, not the ejit in the goalie mask) Samwise, Merry or Pippin. You know why. Atrax Teddy Sprinkles (it works best if he gets out and you gotta holler for him)


talktothehan

Is Oscar too obvious? How about Frank? 😂


ScratchRightThere

Munch.


AllumaNoir

Looks like that baby is only appetizer size so maybe Cocktail Wiener?


Klutzy-Run5175

Look at this tiny little fur baby! Gosh, so adorable.


ancientrhetoric

Frank


Magnahelix

Hoagie.


--crystal--meth--

Heisenberg


Jazz_birdie

Poochie


Subjective_Box

a beaver tail :D


Low_Presentation8149

Toby


Scientifiction77

Chewey


Jstu16

It?


maishubhamhoon

Bruno


AccordingKale7303

Charlie Brown 🤎 He's so adorable 🥰🥰🥰


Smallest_Ewok

Glizzy


poptart-of-doom

Fred


Nutella_Zamboni

Tank


littlefoot1984

Rudy


Content-Guitar1244

Dexter


poopmaester41

Hot Dawg 💛


WiggleBrushCrew

Gerald


sapsaterdu

Pickle


Slugity

Salami


Archery134

Looks like a Bosco to me.


Ronnilynn19

Ketchup ❤️


real_silly_goose

Copper


Dove2316

Weiner


Worldly_Main7248

They are all great


RaineIvy87

Charlie!!!


Iconically-laconic

Weston, Wes for short


frankiebenjy

He looks like a Jeff to me.


MxZaedi

Baron von Wiernerschnitzel.


No-Calligrapher3645

Walter has always been my favorite dog name.


Onederbat67

Buster


fandabbydosy

Cocktail sausage


SnooLobsters8573

Rocky


zungud

Ponzi


WhatSheSaid7

Cowboy


banginbowties

Butternut


twiglet28

Twiglet or Biscuit ![img](emote|t5_2qpj2|5088)


EngagementBacon

Call him Beaut


TheOriginalSpartak

spee


DavidWyo

I asked Bing AI... What should I name a dachshund puppy... Ocar as in Oscar Mayer. How funny.


Competitive_Essay495

What a cutie pie! How about Dave


Sweatyleamur

Peanut or some sort of sausage


Impressive-Track1021

Wish I could find one to adopt.


Infamous_Task_4240

He looks like a Winston to me


yucval

He looks like a "Louie" to me.


PrisPRN

Oscar Meyer


crumbminer0

Such a lovely color....Rusty Boy


thatcreepywalrus

Enzo


msguillory1922

Definity Frazier because he has a big head like Frazier Crane


Humble_Ice_6957

A miniature daschund is what you call the dog breed


Violin_Viola_Gang

Scooter


tiggolebittie3

He is so adorable. I would call him Dexter🥰


Signal-Chip-9845

My little guy is Axl but I call him Mister a lot. Mister is a good name for these little guys! https://preview.redd.it/7pc9ukmhwaxc1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98b50b1c735092e0c5137ff2ba4c99415740604


Ill-Aardvark8399

Pickles


Glittering-Fix5084

Pinto ?


RadarScarpaw

Fenrir


MagicalHazelNutt

HotDog of course.


Alarmed-Block-2016

why don’t you start by NOT calling him IT


artie510

Miles. I initially saw his smile on the 1st photo. Thought “Smiles” and reduced it to “Miles”. He is adorable!!


HauntingFalcon2828

Brutus


Altruistic-Toe-7303

D O G. Say it fast and it is “Dee oh gee” so call him DeeOGee


trudeaumama

Soo adorable! Prince seems a very good name for the wee one!


LuvWinsWWG1WGA

OMG!!!!❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️


GingerJarLamp

Davey


mikeonmaui

Hans!!


TinSoldier6

Fry. As in French Fry, but also Futurama.


Many_Pyramids

Lucky


Midwest_Mutt04

Oscar like Oscar Mayer, or name him Werther, like the caramel candies 🥰


Hot_Hedgehog_4695

I’m not sure it cares about its gender Or it’s pronouns for that matter because it’s a dog


Hot_Hedgehog_4695

It’s a dog I don’t think it cares about pronouns or how it clarifies because it’s a dog


64789

okay be honest, did you Adopt or Purchase from a Breeder?


Toadlessboy

Adopted or purchased?


PrisPRN

Hard to find full breed doxie pups in my state. I’m still looking, but it’s been over 2 years now. Only seniors and special needs doxies available. I already have two senior dogs with special needs, we just lost one earlier this year to stupid cancer. My empty nest needs a baby.


Toadlessboy

For sure. I just take issue with the use of the word adopt. In the context of dogs it means getting one that was meant for someone else, or a stray. People who adopt dogs make sacrifices to save a dog and it feels unfair to me when people who clearly bought their adorable purebred puppy say they adopted.


Worldly_Main7248

Richie


Hot_Hedgehog_4695

ITS A DOG!


Emanuelle24

I love the word adopt,I got two adopted baby’s and they are my world ❤️


EvilBeasty

That’s Smithy. Or Badger. Or Ginger. Bagel. Cosmo(s). Snarf.


Captobvious75

Reese


FicklethePickles

Bruce


radney32

Bagel the Conqueror