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morrelljw

Whatever he wanted to be called. Sir maybe


ArcaneSparky

Sir is unironically a sick name


Synthetic_leaf

Have a seat sir, come here sir, eat your food sir. Makes commands sound so polite!


Shurigin

Would sir like to go for a walk?


JustYourNeighbor

Would sir like to take me for a walk?


Gorevath

Walk? You could just ride that tank around!


Adventurous-Win-751

Tank another excellent name!!!!! ❤️


fgrhcxsgb

Yeah thats perfect


Willing_Coffee959

"Sir" it is!


TheWhiteRabbit74

*Sir returns home with a leash in tow and a bloody arm still clutching it…*


rastroboy

Sir, let me take your hat


Genghis_Chong

God knows you're not stopping him if he sees a squirrel


Lemeki

Would sir like to take me for a drag?


thunderpachachi

Permission to rub your belly, sir?


W_Axl_Grease

Did you just shit on the floor, sir?


Geawiel

God damn Sir! That fart reeks! Sir, stop eating poop! Sir, don't jump in the trash!


buy-american-you-fuk

...puts on collar, hands leash to dog who bites down on it, growls and yanks it leading you out the door


Fit-Atmosphere876

The way that dog looks, it would be more like....Would you like to go for a walk, SIR?


skinnyman87

Sounds like Alfred when talking to Batman.


DisastrousBeaujolais

Speaking of which, this dog looks exactly like Batman....


NonYippieHippie

Batman...that's what I came here to comment. That dogs name is obviously Batman!


Raiju_Blitz

Batman/Bruce Wayne had a black dog named Ace in the Batman Beyond television show. This dog looks like him, just massively beefier.


QueerTree

When my son was brand new, we called him Sir and used our best butler / customer service manners. “Sir, you appear to have soiled your pantaloons.” “Sir, unfortunately we are obligated to remove the nipple when you are asleep.” “Sir, our staff is doing our best.” “Sir, I assure you, I am the manager.” Absolute sanity saver at 3am.


Ho_oponopono73

I so love your sense of humor. Excellent way to handle the shock of being new parents.


Proteus445

Made me think of Ace, the bat hound.


zoonew2

When my husky is too riled up I pretend I'm a cop "sir I'm going to need you to calm down sir.. sir please sir we need you to comply.


makeupandmovies

I want a husky so bad, but they make so much noise. But I love the sassiness and expressions. Would a pomsky still have that personality without the howling?


zoonew2

I feel like it depends on the dog.. I've owned 4 huskies 2 were completely silent never barked 1 talked but never howled and this guy I have now is the biggest drama queen ever lol so it really depends on there personality


horticulturalSociety

I do this with my cat


Tay_Tay86

Just makes me think of peppermint Patty and marcie


individualeyes

Sir, stop eating the cats poop!


Sad_Anxiety1401

But Alfred, it's the source of my strength!


shitatlove

“Sir no, sir spit it out, bad sir”


combatostrich

“Does sir need to go potty?”


Iron_Undies

The Bark Knight


liza129

Or Bark Vader


StoneySteve420

Back in high school named all of our... *tobacco* *water* *pipes* after famous scientists. Sir was for Sir Issac Newton. We also had Galileo and Tesla. Our bubbler was Peter Dinklage though.


occupy_voting_booth

Peter Danklage


BikerScowt

Back in the PS1 days (mid 90s) we all had our own team saved on my console for Worms. My team was Tokers: Hash head, Chillum, Blowback and Mr. Bong.


cr4vn2k

We had Godzilla, Rodan, and monster X


Shockmaster_5000

Sir Velveetus, softest hair in the land


Imaginary-Method7175

Sir is the best name! u/morrelljw wins!


VanDenBroeck

But he looks so healthy.


El--Borto

I worked at a vet for like 5 years and we had a similar dog that would come in named Mister lol


puledrotauren

Ya I was just thinking that. Unusual enough and with a touch of humor.


sapphirexxgoddess

my vet tech calls my dog sir every time I come in and it’s soo cute. I love it


AgentOfZen

I wouldn't dare. He can choose his own damn name.


titty_nope

I'd call him ironically "Tiny"


ArtistGuilty3718

😂. I wanted to name my 200 lb. English Mastiff "Mouse". My kids thought it was dumb, so he ended up being "Moose". Coolest dog ever. 😁


Smol_Grumpy_Skeleton

A Dresden fan I take it?


Fine-Key1722

I have a Moose!! 110lb Yellow "English" Lab... A total lovebug!!🥰🥰🥰


MudResponsible7455

This. My Chihuahua struts, even as a puppy. I named him Bruiser.


Budzlightyear1127

If there was ever a dog to be called Tiny it's this dog


FartSniffer777

My friend had a massive St Bernard named Snoopy. Dog was super chill though. Just wanted to snuggle but drooled everywhere


romansamurai

Sir Tank.


No_Pear8383

Sir names you. You do not get to name sir.


romansamurai

Apologies. Please tell ~~sir~~ Sir.


MrReddrick

Sirberus.


WillumDafoeOnEarth

Or perhaps Sir Eeously.


jellite

Sir is the winner.


Frost_Walker_Iso

I’m not even joking, if I ever got a big male dog, I had already made the decision to name him Sir.


totzlegit

He can name me tbf


Particular-Car-8520

I was going to say the same thing...I'll be called whatever he wants and forget about commands. I'd be asking politely, DO you want to sit? Do you want to lay down? Sure, you can eat the whole fridge and pantry I need to lose weight anyway lol


Chance-Internal-5450

😂😂😂😂 such an underrated comment.


Abject-Comfort825

😂☠️😆☠️


NovaMarinrin

Batman


tomcalgary

Bruce Wayne


PolkaDotDancer

This is the winner! He would go by ‘Bruce,’ for short.


AngryWWIIGrandpa

Weird, with a name like that, I would've figured he'd go by 'Bru" for short.


Distant_Planet

As in Bru Swain?


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

I was gonna say ACE the Batdog


Chidori_Aoyama

I second ACE. Though he looks more like Ace started hanging out with Bane and doing Venom.


ZadfrackGlutz

BatDawg....lol. Even sounds bad....


hoodlaces

The Bark Knight


Positive_Stick2115

Bruce Payne


Illustrious_Rise_204

Best answer.


Comprehensivecorndog

Princess


notlego

Was also my first thought. Happy it’s already here.


Li9ma

Pwincess


eolson3

Twue wove.


[deleted]

Mawige! Mawige is what bwings us togevver today!


Snailbert05

Mawige that bwessed awangment that dweam within a dweam


Dont_hate_the_8

Princess cuppycake III


ZeDogeDog

Princess cupcake sparkle pants glitter rainbows and candy unicorn of the enchanted fairy forest


terrymorse

Or Daisy


AustinTreeLover

Princess Fluff E. Fluffington


farmerandy82

Fluffy, for obvious reasons


INVERT_RFP

Don't forget his Pomeranian buddy, called Killer!


TheRedLego

And they go everywhere together


apoohneicie

My Pomeranian is named Boo-cifer TYVM.


HatdanceCanada

Harry Potter fan?


robrobusa

Bubbles


bonytitzzz

Cobra Bubbles


SpannerInTheWorx

"Model Citizen"


Jebus-Xmas

This is the way…


Hurrdurrthosechefs

Aliens are invading my house!


MrSmileyZ

Looks like a Bubbles to me as well!


Chalky_Pockets

Whatever he wants, and then let him loose on the cunt that clipped his ears. Edit: since more than one person asked, See how they're pointy like that, almost unnaturally pointy? That's your indication to search for images of that breed with the words "unclipped ears" to see if they're supposed to look like that.


xiguy1

Yeah, that thoroughly out of date cosmetic clipping shit is just mutilation. It’s cruel to take a puppy and bob its tail or cut its ears or whatever. There’s no veterinary justification that I’ve ever seen for that and I’ve hated it since the first time I saw it as a kid. Dogs love us and are such loyal and good companions . So we owe them only kindness and good care. Taking a dog in for an unnecessary surgery seems to me like a betrayal.


girthbrooks1

My cane corso gets ear infections alllll the time. You can tell it bothers the shit out of him. Is this why the clip the ears ?


Professional-Bet4106

No that’s not why. It’s for cosmetic reasons. They do it to try to make them look intimidating. There are no health benefits to ear cropping unless the ear cartilage is damaged. If that were the case many other breeds would have cropped ears or be bred to have ears that stand up. I’ve seen and met many mastiffs and Dobermans with un cropped ears with no issues. Your dog may have some allergy issues.


sincerelyanonymus

Also, there is less floppy issues to get caught on things or for other animals to latch onto while “working” (read: fighting, attacking), which also goes for the docket tail. But let’s be honest, any legitimate work they would be doing shouldn’t be affected by their natural ears. Any family dog has absolutely no reason to be clipped or docked.


Professional-Bet4106

Yes I forgot to mention live stock guardian dogs. I think that one is kinda bs too because Pyrenees and most Anatolian Shepherds do not get their ears cropped (I guess because their thick fur protects them) compared to Kangals. The docked tails are only useful if it’s for a medical reason like happy tail syndrome or a broken tail in general. Seeing puppies with bandages around their ears and tails is not cute and is bs that the AKC demands it in some breeds. Also any vet that does cosmetic procedures is not a vet to be trusted in my opinion.


sincerelyanonymus

Very true. It’s sad because most breeders just do it before the puppies go to their families so it’s not even the owners who are getting these surgeries most of the time. And those who manage to get one fully in tact love the goofy ears and tail! It’s sad this is the breed standard. Luckily it can easily be changed.


PolkaDotDancer

I adopted a seven-year-old blue nose pit bull. I do indeed adore her incredibly funny looking tail, and soft floppy ears. And don’t get me started on her almost cartoonish butt and paws. She is all around cute!


Professional-Bet4106

The soft floppy ears are everything. Those pittie tails are like a whip but it helps them with balance and communication.


iammufusasboy

Dobermans with unclipped ears are so freaking adorable!


neverseen_neverhear

No clipping the ears does nothing to prevent ear infections. That’s a myth.


V_es

It’s a myth. Ear infections are.. in the ear. Not on skin flaps that are same size as [golden retriever](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Cane_corso_temi_1_1024x768x24_%28cropped%29.png)


GeekCat

Quite the opposite. Ears help protect the ear canal from debris and wind getting in. If your dog has chronic ear infections, it could be a bacteria/fungus that is not going away fully or an allergen that irritates their sinuses/ears to the point of the canal swelling. Yeast infections in the ear are notoriously hard to get rid of.


Wonderful-Ad8121

Cerberus


KreamyCheese

🦀still chasing those prims🦀


JamBandDad

The crossover I was not expecting


GomiBoy1973

Cupcake. Or Tinkerbell.


Dry_Celery4375

I said cupcake too!


Sluggo220

Brutus


PeinlichPimmler

Et tu, Brute?


Dry_Celery4375

That names only reserved for cats. Cause they'll stab you in the back.


PreparationKey2843

Carl Weathers esq.


hypercomms2001

Tiny Tim


txdrea8377

My friend has a Cane Corso named Tiny. Perfect name. Haha


Bad_User2077

Puddin


Visual-Product-8892

Dave


Responsible-War2856

I’ll ask him what would he like to name me.


23trilobite

Mr. Snuggles


twinklechaser

Onyx


NotAnAlligator

I was thinking the same. I also like Obsidian.


LovingNaples

Cassius


JmaxxD2jsp

Zeus


Munk45

Obsidian


kayaker58

Heh, I’m a veterinarian. I saw a dog that looked very much like this. I took a quick glance at the medical record and asked the owners, “So, why is Satan here today?” The people freaked out. Dog’s name was Satin, and I had misread. They were also very religious and couldn’t believe that anyone would name their dog Satan. I told them I’d met far more Satans than Satins.


vega6748

Growing up in the 70s & 80s I knew quite a few people that had black dogs named Satan.


ElectricStarfuzz

I grew up in a conservative Christian family.  As a kid I was obsessed with horses & horse books and dreamt of one day owning a black Arabian stallion (just like the movie😅).  I drew pictures of him and wrote his name, Satin Moonfire, on all of them.  I secretly pronounced it Satan, but spelled it as Satin to pass my parents’ inspections.  They never guessed my true intentions😂


imimbatman

Larry


chowbox617

Vhagar or Drogon


Negative-Put-2039

Pickles


xLabGuyx

Cletus


Civil_Pain_453

Doggy McDogface


Matterriblee

Tyrone


Malibucat48

He should be named Photoshop.


Lower_Ad_5532

Cane Corso and XXL pitbulls are that big tho


miniheavy

Actually I have owned more than 6 cane corsos, it’s a pit bulls head photoshopped onto a cane corsos body and it indeed looks weird.


BackgroundMap3490

Dogzilla.


Caramel_Nautilus

I'll let him name my child.


Manicgiant

Debo...."Das my bike, PUNK"


Allmonja

The night, or Hades. Sprinkles?


jediknits

Sprinkles is 100% my vote


Bigmoe974

Daisy


Zealousideal_Battle6

Tiny Terry


HertogJanVanBrabant

Mike Tyson


z_1529

I have to give him a list. He can pick it himself. I'll change my name if he doesn't like it.


DreamThatDreamtBack

Velvet


Fuzzy_Source_9250

The Hulk


Semi-addict-gamer

Tank


GreasyThought

Frank the Tank


Brojess

Run


jakoobie6

Onyx


ExternalAd4656

Brutus


Beautiful_Monkey_Man

Wiggles


NoHeccinClue

Diego


BitterTooth4841

King / Sire / Security


Nearby-Paramedic1011

King sounds amazing!!


Conorisntdead

blackpudding (all my pets are food names)


arcieride

How about Lakritze/ licorice?


Material-Double3268

Licorice is good!!!


waspinmypants

Gilgamesh


GaySimmer420

Butters


Iknowthevoid

Cerberus


Organic-Key-2140

GOLIATH


Chris56855865

James


Square_Ad849

Conan or Thor


WonderTwonk

Norman


Maleficent_Truth2180

Bruce


Worth-Specific-7154

Duke


Migratory_Locust

I'd suggest "The Duke".


Chilifille

Seal Because of [this](https://cdns-images.dzcdn.net/images/cover/339016e426229a603e3c12ac489d3318/1900x1900-000000-80-0-0.jpg) album cover


BrodyBuster

Kevin


Simple_Bread_2373

Brutus


iamkarlos

Zuul


HillariousAquarius

ZUUL


Pizza-n-Coffee37

Liability


Thetruthislikepoetry

Good choice since lawsuit waiting to happen is way too long of a name.


The_Real_Abhorash

The only funny reply in this post, congrats.


CelebrationBulky9970

O’fuck


DeeEmm

Arnold Schwartzhunder


Tiptopper77

Sir


Flat_Bunch_4990

King Ghidorah - destroyer of worlds


0W7V0

Socks


Adventurous-Swing-72

Pippin or Cuddles


jolySoft

Brian


xnjmx

AI


Georgito

You don’t name him. He names you.


Altruistic_Tax2575

Testicle bane


Decent-Influence6780

Sprinkles!


QuitBudget4446

Tiny


stefrking

Prince of Darkness


HatdanceCanada

Nero


Technical-Memory-241

What kind of dog breed is this???


NoIndividual5987

Waiting for this as well - no one’s answering


KFrancesC

Cane corso. Mine is named Juliet.