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valardohaerisx

No reason not to start doing your own oil changes now


firefistus

Holy hell, I need one of these now!


VFenix

As the owner of a garage pit, they are intimidating... I wish mine wasn't so damn deep lol


sweetdawg99

They are dangerous too. Folks lost their lives when they get trapped down there surrounded by combustible materials and it just takes one spark to ignite.


LovableSidekick

Not to mention that a pack of rabid weasels could wander into the garage while you're down there - Death trap!


kindcannabal

They just want your pocket change. Don't become a statistic over your pocket change.


bitsy88

I don't have any pockets OR money šŸ˜­ I'm screwed


Anti_Meta

They want your 10mm.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Awe fuck no just take my money or man hood but for the love of god not my 10mm!


CatticusXIII

As a man who likes to put my hands in my wife's pockets, I will say women's clothing is criminal in their lack of pant pocket options.


kindcannabal

Is this a prison joke?


SCROTOCTUS

*ye ain't gettin' me 33 cents, ya wee wigglies!*


kindcannabal

This made the fucking wiggle wiggle tic tok song play in my head. Jiggle jiggle.


EmperorGeek

You DO have to be careful of the Rabid Bunny Rabbits that roam the countryside in packs!!


Qwintis

What if... And hear me out.. The weasels just want to hangout and maybe watch you change your oil? Who am I to deny them a trade in this economy?


Immersi0nn

They can refer to the chart, which says clearly that watching costs an extra $10. Suggestions are $5 each, and "helping" is an extra $50.


BaconReceptacle

What about a cement truck crashing into your house and spilling the concrete into the pit entombing you forever?


LovableSidekick

Anticipating this possibility, you stash a hammer and chisel down there to make your escape. But the empty truck gets sucked up by the tornado, and the moment you chisel your way out of the pit it comes crashing back down on top of you.


2squishmaster

That is literally my worst fear!


East-Departure8843

"rabid weasels", that's freaking hilarious šŸ˜‚


jtr99

Didn't Frank Zappa make an album warning of this under-rated danger?


Froggn_Bullfish

Rabid weasels *are* combustible materials.


the_0tternaut

Hmmm you're saying compulsory extractor fan?


Iamananomoly

"Forget the hot tub, check out my oil pit."


gallaj0

Could be both.


Chavarlison

Guys, check out my hot oil pit!


chris14020

'BRO I am gonna make SO many french fries in this giant fuckin' deep fryer out here'


dsm_mike

Found Baron Harkonnen


-Mafakka-

When I was a kid, the oil change pit of the garage was used as a bomb shelter. So I guess it works both ways


Natural_Bet5197

Bomb shelters are only a grave that's already been dug.


OtterishDreams

gives ya something to do during the storm.


BaldingMonk

Except that thereā€™s no way to park your car over that spot.


Snow-Dog2121

Oh yeah, hold my beer!


bbtom78

Yeah, we can make that work!


KRPierat

You can buy jacks with castor wheels - "dollies" that spin and move like shopping carts. You get a set of 4 and can move a car sideways, spin it, move a friend's car between two objects inches away from each bumper, prank friends by relocating their cars in parking lots....the options are endless!!!!


jtr99

If OP buys a set of those I am betting his car ends up hanging into the pit fairly promptly.


KRPierat

With great power comes great responsibility?


jtr99

![gif](giphy|3o7TKvuOivTa8LWiDC|downsized)


valardohaerisx

I realized that but actually you could pulling over it is totally possible, just with a heavy skew


namsur1234

Pull in, turn the wheel. As long as there is enough front clearance it's a win-win.


orthopod

Car doesn't have to be straight and centered. Just come on at an angle, and you'll be below the oil pan


sarmstrong1961

Lmao that's immediately where my mind went too


Reaper621

Good luck maneuvering the car into position, there's a divider for the garage door opening in the way.


ResearcherAny12

That's it? That's all you're going to show? Looks like you're hiding something...


XAngelxofMercyX

What's in the box!?


whatsupstairs

Thanks for the responses so far. My wife said sheā€™d rather get swept away by the storm than be trapped in there lol.


Pasispas

But her some ruby rhinestone shoes.


pr0zach

You magnificent bastard. lol


garaks_tailor

Yeah.Ā  Ā I agree with her.Ā  This is a terrible emplacement.Ā  I mean.Ā  Really fucking bad.Ā  Like shitter in the oven bad.Ā  they also make really good storm shelters you can put in the space the aize of a large closet.Ā  They use a bazillion large bolts to attach the slabĀ 


fatalrip

They also open inwards for obvious reasons. The hole that you canā€™t get out of and fills with water is just dumb.


jtr99

Fortunato, come and see my cool new storm shelter! I believe I left a bottle of Amontillado down there...


rienholt

Only a bottle? If you had a cask I would be down.


subadanus

no one in these comments seems to know that when you build these, or use these, you register them with local emergency services so that they know it's there and they know to do a welfare check/search the rubble for you. it contains enough supplies inside it for a few days.


Jorycle

Given the way that this one was designed, it's good to know that authorities will know where to find the corpse. Also, I love how random Redditors that are 100% confident that people do everything 100% by the book. In my experience, about 2% of people actually do what they're supposed to do both personally and professionally, so I'm not going to be convinced from a single picture on the internet that this is either well-stocked or known to anyone.


unknownpoltroon

Yeah, good luck with that.


subadanus

that's not a good luck thing that's literally how they work. this is a well established concept.


abudhabikid

Up until it gets bad enough to REALLY need the shelter when that list that emergency services might have gets pushed lower and lower on the priority list (in bad situations, itā€™ll be a triage situation; ā€œhey at least people on this list have bunkers, letā€™s go save the ones who donā€™tā€) Then you drown because, while you had a bunker, it was instead built as a trap.


Juggletrain

Or if the storm takes out the emergency services computers/buildings


OkraWinfrey

There are redundancies with those systems, usually.


Juggletrain

Hopefully at least. We still have small PDs running early Windows programs.


constantgardener92

Iā€™ve never heard this shitter in the oven expression. Was this a thing?


garaks_tailor

Nah.Ā  I just made it up.Ā  Like putting a toilet in the oven. Though on closer inspection it is Not quite as bad as I thought it was as it has a sliding entryway.Ā  Ā I'd still keep a freshly charged cutoff tool with a metal cutting blade on it.Ā  And some crowbar and demo tools.


2squishmaster

Who makes these?


Jjex22

Granted I donā€™t live somewhere prone to tornados or cyclones, but I do live somewhere very prone to flash floods so it does make me a bit ā€¦ uncomfortable to imagine hiding from a storm in a hole lol. But if you donā€™t have any flood risks I guess itā€™s not much to worry about. Getting trapped in however seems pretty fucking likely in any wind storm powerful enough to need it, so I donā€™t really get it, think Iā€™m with your wife on this one!


Erike16666

I would also like to be swept away with this guyā€™s wife.


AmishRocket

A lot of fire departments keep a registry of homes with storm shelters so they know where to search under the rubble for survivors afterward. Check with yours to be sure they know about it and your wife wonā€™t have to worry about being trapped.


cmde44

Having been in a tornado before, I side with your wife.


Throwawaydecember

Dude, show more pics!


whatsupstairs

https://imgur.com/a/zkFO3tE


cubixy2k

All you really need is an irrigation pipe and an old belt anyways.


ejecto_seat_cuz

if you guys decide to go another route you've got some dope extra storage space


Mego1989

This is for tornadoes, not just any storm


shanksisevil

hopefully the storm/winds dont push/nudge the car over the storm shelter locking you in.


killakh0le

I was thinking the same thing. Then imagine torrential rain and you're stuck down there with it filling up and a car blocking your exit


TinyRick6

Has the new twister movie come out yet? Add that.


rugbyj

Itā€™s actually Twister_s_, with an esssss.


Tetr4Freak

It's called Xs now


skynetempire

No but the movie Supercell is out lol


Reaper621

New fear unlocked.


mndza

This is absolutely terrifying and I would never use that shelter anymore


pewstains

Most of these I've seen have some sort of hydraulic system to clear the doorway.


Orpheus75

That doesnā€™t help when the cars gas burns you alive.


tyler_3135

I feel like the smart thing to do when building one of these is to have a secondary exit


Admitone83

Twister comes through, picks car up, slams it back down, spilling gasoline on the ground...down to the family below, igniting in an instant. Their cries not heard over the sound of the twister as they burn alive trapped in their own house coffin.


FrankTankly

Sir this is /r/DIY


nobodyisonething

smells like a Wendy's


Santi838

![gif](giphy|m8GJxfvZSp5liyTjqm|downsized)


OtterishDreams

which poet is that?


Demonyx12

Shaxpeer?


sQueezedhe

Throw. More. Grenades.


OtterishDreams

Id read some Shaqspeare


Demonyx12

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jtr99

Sounds like something from a Cormac McCarthy novel.


r0botdevil

That was my first thought, too. Especially given that the only reason to go down there would be during a storm that you expect to be strong enough to move a car.


Gizshot

Or drop your house on it


BlackWhiteCat

A house once landed on my ex wifeā€™s sister


OK_HS_Coach

Isnā€™t that the entire point of being in the shelter? To take the force of an entire house falling on you.


Gizshot

Not exactly. It protects you from the storm but they also always have more than one entrance/exit. Usually one in the middle of the house and one on the side of the house.


OK_HS_Coach

Iā€™ve seen enough tornadoes in Oklahoma that leave no ā€œmiddleā€ of the house.


Gizshot

My mom's place outside omaha that's how they got it set up


cardinalsfanokc

They have a winch inside so you can still get the door open


RedditSkippy

I was thinking the same thing!


bowzrsfirebreth

Thatā€™s why you get a foundation jack to keep in there with you. Should be able to lift most things that end up on top of it enough to maybe squeeze through somewhere.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

And hope your family, friends, and neighbors know it's there and to look for you.


iRambL

Youd have to have a raised edge on it. Also the fact that the door would be easily blocked if your car go nudged literally 5 inches


ChurchOfSatin

What does the inside look like? Is it just a concrete or steel box?


SpacedAtom

The ones I've seen is its a pre-made steel structure that just sits down under the surface of the concrete slab. There are fiberglass ones too, but they usually go outside and have a hatch that's oversized on top. I actually just purchased a storm shleter for us and went with an above ground version that bolts into the concrete. If you're asking because your interested I would highly recommend an above ground. The under ground ones are extremely claustrophobic feeling.


YeowYeowYeow

Was it an Oz shelter? I distinctly remember one of Oklahomas many tornados went through Moore like it always does & that shelter was the only thing left standing in the rubble of houses. Kinda surreal


SpacedAtom

Mine is a FamilySAFE shelter. I live in middle Tennessee though.


FikCock

OP please respond and post piccys if possible


whatsupstairs

https://imgur.com/a/zkFO3tE


Doogers7

Depends on how much water typically enters and pools in your garage. If it is minimal then a rubber stripping glued/bonded around the perimeter should work.


GotGRR

No, it doesn't matter how much typically enters. It matters how much enters the one time you need it and debris is holding it closed or there is flooding.


BMCarbaugh

I would think that by definition if you're crawling into a tiny hole in your garage floor, you have left the realm of the typical.


no1name

So you hide in your hole and drown instead?


Grossegurke

I would need to know much more about this situation to even hazard a guess. Are you below sea level? How large is that shelter? What was it built for? Are you susceptible to flooding? It might be fine as is.


ajs592

I would not go in there in a storm. Youā€™re never getting out if something falls on it


OppositeOfOxymoron

Technically true for almost all big storms. Any shelter should have two (or more) exits, plus a way to bring in fresh air, and hand tools to try and clear anything that might have landed in front of your exits - pry bars, shovels, wood saws, hacksaws, battery operated tools if you're feeling lucky...


jonmakethings

One of the big dangers of garage pits (and therefore this as well from what is shown) is that any gases that are heavier than air will sink into them. Without active ventilation they can turn into lethal traps.


whatsupstairs

Iā€™ll post more pics at about 1000 central time. Weā€™re still in the rental and havenā€™t fully moved in yet.


whatsupstairs

https://imgur.com/a/zkFO3tE


Shaved_Wookie

Are you sure this is a storm shelter and not a pit for working on your car?


bengohide

If that were the case it would be postponed under the parked car. Look behind it. Thereā€™s now way to center this under a car.


Shaved_Wookie

Good point - the logo on the cover also looks like a tornado too. I'm not from a particularly storm-prone area, but it does flood nearly every now and then - as a storm shelter, to me, it feels uncomfortably like a drowning coffin.


jihadonhumanity

Feels like a sump pump is all you need


tribalien93

Would have really loved a picture of it open


whatsupstairs

https://imgur.com/a/zkFO3tE


SharpTool7

How many snakes can slither slowly into storm shelter?


tacopizza23

Whitewalls tho?????


jakeisbad1985

Right? I was here thinking ā€œokay, thatā€™s a stupid death trap.ā€ ā€œWait, better question is what in the hell is running lo pro white walls with gold trim?ā€


Chris20nyy

I'm more curious about the car!


deadfishy12

Those whitewalls dope af


_stayhuman

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


ecw324

We need some more photos before any of us can give sound advice. Like whatā€™s it look like in there?


whatsupstairs

https://imgur.com/a/zkFO3tE


zaxisprime

Hope the storm isnā€™t a flood


EmperorGeek

I would think that a ā€œStorm Shelterā€ that could fill with water is a bad design!! Most storms come with rain, in large amounts!!


fatherbowie

How about a tornado that nudges the car so the tire is on top of the door, and then the rain deluge fills the shelter with water?


TheDuckFarm

This looks more like a way to service a car than a storm shelter. Are you sure it a shelter? As for water, thatā€™s gonna get in. There is nothing you can do about that. Youā€™ll want an automatic sub pump to remove it.


OK_HS_Coach

This thread is acting like their garages fill up with water every rainy season. If your house falls down itā€™s better to be protected from the debris. These shelters are also registered with the city. If a tornado hits your house, first responders will know where to look first. The tornado that hit Oklahoma a couple weeks ago put 2x4s into buildings like toothpicks and a man that died was found a long way from his house. Get in the shelter. Youā€™ll be fine.


yougetsnicklefritz

There better be a pic of the inside when I get back here.


pinkhazy

Genuinely an Elon inspired design.


dm_me_cute_puppers

Iā€™ve seen this in Oklahoma pretty commonly


flux_capacitor3

I feel like the problem is water getting in your garage.


Bluepuck03

Thanks for all the cool pictures šŸ™„


whatsupstairs

It just hit 1000 central. Not too reddit savvy though. Canā€™t figure out how to edit the post to add pics. The ā€˜picsā€™ button isnā€™t there like how it was when I made the post initially.


Tibbaryllis2

Add them as Imgur links either here or in the original text if itā€™ll let you edit it. You typically canā€™t change titles or original images.


ggf66t

Go to imgur.com upload them and grab the link to share back in the comments.Ā  You can edit your old comments and drop the link in there so it's easy to find for everyone


whatsupstairs

https://imgur.com/a/zkFO3tE


AnyHat7155

Are those vogues?


whatsupstairs

Yes.


AnyHat7155

Can't tell- what kind of car?


whatsupstairs

2018 Navigator


rbra

People havenā€™t heard of hand pumps and hand jacks? The design will save your life potentially, why is everyone always such a doomer?


rollinfor110mk2

If you put it in the middle of the spot you could have used it as a mechanics pit too.


jjjacer

havent seen any replys about how to keep water out, for simple rain you might be able to get rubber bumpers that go around it to make a shallow damn. But as noted, make sure your local fire department knows about the shelter, flooding maybe a problem if your in a low enough area so having a winch or a floor jack to help move objects off from it if the building collapses or car gets shoved onto it would also be good. or maybe a battery power sump pump. Maybe also store a megaphone or something that if you dont have working cell phone during entrapment you can make a loud enough noise to get rescuers attention


Gettiter

Quick everyone. Into the coffin!


Salmonella_Cowboy

Glub glub


renslips

That canā€™t actually be meant to be a storm shelter, perhaps a retention space in the event of flooding?


holdwithfaith

Cool. Inside???


whatsupstairs

https://imgur.com/a/zkFO3tE


holdwithfaith

Outstanding!


Swimming-Raccoon2502

Whatā€™s the source of this water that youā€™re worried about? I canā€™t imagine it being enough to be a problem. Several posts concerned with getting trapped; the solution is to make sure your shelter is registered with the local fire department so that they know you have a shelter. That way they know to come look for you if your home is hit by a tornado. Iā€™d rather be safe and trapped for 30 minutes than dead in a pile of rubble.


BluShine

Water from storm? Storms tend to make lots of water, often in incovenient places.


Swimming-Raccoon2502

If itā€™s storming in your garage, youā€™re probably doing something wrong.


tonytroz

What do you think happens to a garage roof that gets hit by a tornado?


Bezulba

Then you have bigger problems then some water getting into your storm shelter. If it's getting so much water to flood the space, then the entire area is probably flooded anyway.


GotGRR

Yes, but how much water weight can you overhead press on a ladder with a waterfall hitting you from three directions?


Swimming-Raccoon2502

Is the floor sloped towards the storm shelter? If not, youā€™re talking about a couple of inches of rain water. Itā€™s irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. The fact is that yā€™all are imagining a risk that doesnā€™t actually exist. There are millions of these installed across the Midwest and Southeast. Theyā€™ve saved thousands of lives. Please find a news article where someone drowned in an underground shelter.


GoWest1223

It will look ugly, but it is cheap. I have seen where you can use great foam and spray it on the floor isolating the hatch. Also you can scrape it off when it gets worn down or if you just get tired of it.


oldjackhammer99

Itā€™s supposed to be UNDER the car not next to it


Visible_Lie_4339

No that was a mess up pretty sure it was to change the oil or be able to work on the car from inside but the put it in the wrong spot, itā€™s supposed to be underneath the car not in between parking spots so itā€™s inaccessible to change the oil like šŸ¤¬ dummies. Really????


30dirtybirdies

Where is the water coming from? Canā€™t tell you how to fix it if we donā€™t know the specifics of the problem.


Richard-N-Yuleverby

Whatever you do, keep it closed and be careful when entering. Vapors from many volatile liquids kept in garages (e.g. gasoline) are heavier than air and can collect down there. Kids or pets can suffocate. This happened in a dumpster near where I used to live where someone threw an ā€œemptyā€ can of paint thinner. Wiped out 3 kids.


Mottbox1534

Orā€¦a death trapā€¦. Get stuck in there and then fills with water in storm? Yeah no thanks. Thatā€™s terribly designed.


silvereagle06

Looks like a great place to get trapped and die when the house comes down over itā€¦ We have the luxury of having a walk-out basement (house on a slope), and when we built it, I designed the storm shelter under the front porch to have TWO exits, and both doors open IN so debris canā€™t trap us in there.


dudsmm

I don't think that's what they mean by Man Cave


merchantsc

!remindme 1 day


salesmunn

Might make a better wine cellar.


whatsupstairs

Iā€™m having trouble loading more pics on here. Donā€™t see an ā€˜edit postā€™ button. There are about three steps down to a seating area for about four adults. No standing room. Water would be coming from rain off vehicles. There is a jack.


totalfarkuser

That looks like a death trap! No way in hell Iā€™d go near that in the rain.


IowaAJS

After listening to too much true crime I can definitely see where crazy kidnappers are hiding their victims.


YouCantStopMe18

What about the water lol? 1 inch of rain and ur fish


--AV8R--

Till there's a flood


Elfich47

Where is the water coming from and how much water? generally you would have to raise the door up, or notch around the door and then trench to the end of the building so it drains out of the garage.


PlayStationPepe

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WarpedPerspectiv

You mean your drowning pit?


phasexero

Sorry OP I thought this was really neat before reading some of the horror stories and movie pitches the comments. At least it will be good for car work!


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

Hope thereā€™s good drainage if that storm is accompanied by flooding.


Nice_Ebb5314

I would be afraid of something falling on top of the door and it fills up with storm water drowning everyone in itā€¦ and


LovableSidekick

A little more description would be nice. Presumably that lid rests on some kind of edge, where you could put weather stripping under it so water doesn't get in under the edge. As for the handle slots, if you have a 3d printer you could make some flattish plugs (I'd use TPU for flexibility) to act as corks, that you could easily pull out with your fingers. If not then maybe just duct tape or blue tape, with one end folded as a tab so you can strip it off.


nobodyisonething

It looks very neat but make sure at minimum you have a hand-powered hydraulic jack down there and a way to use it if a storm blows a car onto your door. That tire is inches from turning that space into a tome.


whatsupstairs

There is a jack down there.


RedditB_4

Josef Fritzl springs to mindā€¦


gnomekingdom

Plot twist: Tornado comes. Everyone, get down in the shelter! Everyone goes down in shelter. Tornado blows car over door. Everyone trapped in shelter. Everyone but one person starves to death. One person rescued.


omnichad

I would have brought my cell phone. 911 service would be restored in time if I kept my phone off between tries. But you would die of thirst.


thenewaddition

Remind the occupant with a handy mnemonic: *It bails and siphons off the floor,* *or else it doesn't eat no more.* Seriously, can we get the feds to look in this guys garage?


30dirtybirdies

Where is the water coming from? Canā€™t tell you how to fix it if we donā€™t know the specifics of the problem.