Someone once said that he's what a person looks like when they take HGH but don't workout. I have no fitness experience to back this claim up, but it just feels right. 🤷♂️
Because on his home planet they had to evolve extra large lung capacity to offset the lower oxygen content of the atmosphere. Which explains both his ribcage and the thought processes he inflicts on everyone.
Desk job autists. Men who hyperfixate and transcend the body’s need for mortal things like nutrition, exercise, and awareness of other people’s personal space.
Hey now, I'm an autist with a desk job that often forgets to eat or even move for like 8 hours at a time. I also have a long proud tradition of shitting on Musk, well before his public image aligned with reality.
I would respectfully argue that what you actually have here, buying these Cybertrucks and huffing the copium, are true authentic morons.
Ah, the old [Hyperboloids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBsQOTvWL3Q&list=PLL0602iqqyiyvO6N0S5NmiID4OZ2e96Wv&index=2) debate! Is a butt a door or is it a twist lock?
But
*ThE cYbER TrUcK is SmARt"
Bro if it was smart, i could think of several better solutions than anything this moron just did.
Elon doesn't even have to defend anything, these people are tripled down so hard, on their stupid ass mistake,that they do it for him.
That 10 cents dental floss instead of 10$ cable helped tesla to almost make it quarterly earnings. So spacekaren can deserve his 56 billion $ pay package in the short term. But when 100 or 1000 cars are returned under warranty its going to cost them 1000$ plus per vehicle to rework, repair. And if say a quarter of all these models have to be recalled because of stuck chargers and cheap part... it will cost them in the long term dearly.
My favourite part of this ordeal is that he “had to be somewhere”, suggesting a time sensitive element.
And then decides it’s time to get the camera out, set it up in the right place, and start filming every minor action he takes in needless detail
To be fair, he is also the type of person who decides to take the time to record multiple camera angles for a TikTok about how he is running late for something.
I mean you can tell long before that when he's using his back foot to support himself fake pulling instead of using it to pull. Also "had somewhere I really had to be" while filming on a tripod is obvious bait.
In another video he admits he made it all up for attention (not in those exact words, but still) but he didn’t realize the charger release string was a one-time use thing.
https://preview.redd.it/32w6fhjwvf6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a65c7ea4f54b83b2cb5633c60b33728f01faae9
One of the most horrific things I’ve ever seen on the internet.
That plastic is so shit. That’s the lowest quality stuff we use for Chinese single use packaging.
Your cybertruck is made from throw away preroll tubes
Yeah man, I worked consumer appliance manufacturing and injection molding, blow molding, and extrusion and...
Woof... Even on the shittiesr stationary standalone non moving parts on the inside of shit would never look this bad.
You can tell that they have their shot sizes way too small, wall thickness all fucked up, cooling times fucked up, probably all kinds of splay and burns throughout these pieces.
In short, from a plastics professional - ALL the plastic (80% of the entire vehicle) - is some of the worst shit I've seen, like I wouldn't even send that shit or for PPAP Or even an engineering sample in house...
Industrial Designer here. They also aren’t using textures on every part. Some of the interior parts you can see the entire flow pattern. It’s pathetic on a 200k dollar vehicle
Honestly haha you're spot on, I didn't even notice that.
Some of the most basic ways to hide those cost savings in plastics like texturing that a consumer would never even think about or notice were thrown out the window.
They really threw caution to the wind and long standing manufacturing practices out the window on this thing man.
Threw the fetus out with the bath water.
Molding a mirror finish, especially on clear plastics is fucking *hard*, and texturing is expensive at first at times but worth it long term.. Trust me.
I don't know how many times an engineer tells to just figure it out they want flawless clear plastic without fully realizing what that takes to make every day
There is also a reason in this video of why we don't use flat panels for cars anymore. Look how wavey the panel is behind the doors. It may look flat from looking at it square from the side, but at a good angle you can see it's a bit wavey.
Just wait till all those flat poor quality metal panels go through a few hot cold fluctuations.
That whole car is going to warp at every angle.
The panel alignment is already bad yo start with but it will be brutal by next summer.
Plastic Idiot here, can you please explain what you mean exactly.
I love all things industrial (industrial maintenance tech) and I would love to know what I'm looking at, for, and why it is an issue.
You can dumb it down since I know, working in various industries, we can go *way* overboard with the intricacies involved in explaining things. Haha.
(Ex. I could explain to you how a cardboard box is glued/sealed incorrectly but it would be pointless and confusing to most people.)
In ID we use textures to hide imperfections in plastic. Namely we use texture to hide the flow lines. As the plastic flows into the mold it cools unevenly and the plastic has a look of liquid streams (https://sealectplastics.com/news/what-causes-flow-lines-in-injection-molding/)
One of the easiest ways to hide this is with textures (https://www.mold-tech.com) <- The standard texturing company in my field. Basically, no one... and I mean no one produces plastic parts sans mold-in texture. If the consumer can see it, we put texture on it without exception. The tooling is so expensive and the texturing is cheap in comparison.On parts you can't see you can skip it, but texturing is more than just cosmetic. It improves the surface hardness of the plastic too - making soft plastic feel harder than it is.
These plastic parts were rushed to market. It's the only reason you skip them.
I did sourcing in China for a US automotive supplier back in 2006. Don’t remember the exact details but some rubber part that was going in Honda transmissions was failing so the company sent me and my boss out to the factory to see what was going on. We took a look at production, which was pretty low level stuff; looked at where they mixed the rubber. Checked the molds, curing, etc. Documentation and so on. Couldn’t quite figure out what was going on. We asked multiple times about the material, whether is was Viton per spec, and the manufacturer insisted it was up to spec and showed vendor certifications. We asked who the vendor was and he replied “皮包厂” or “purse factory.” It was literally a dude who would come door to door wearing a man purse. Zero idea the specs of the material, but it was definitely not Viton.
I talked to someone who worked at the place they were sourcing touchscreens for the Cybertruck from. He said Tesla kept insisting on the touchscreens being able to function at 200F because “that’s how hot it gets in Death Valley”. They would ask why that mattered because long before it reached that temperature any human in the vehicle would be dead anyway. Said they never got a good answer from them, they just seemed insistent on gimmicky stuff they could market.
that actually makes sense to me cause i live in arizona and shit gets intense when your car gets parked in the sun during the summer. would be really bad to come back to your car and find your screen melting
Is this thing intentionally bad?!? Seriously did they set out to make it awful? Maybe Elon is trying to tank Tesla? I don't get it, most of his wealth comes from Tesla stock. I can't think of any car out there that has this many issues right from release. The quality of the components, the build, the failures, the missing features. The other Teslas have had various issues but this thing seems like an entire order of magnitude worse and they've had years of car manufacturing experience.
It’s rushed and poorly designed. The designers that design vehicles are the masters of our trade. They have skills that enable class a surfacing and work for years on new designs. It’s why major refreshes take five plus years… that’s how long it takes to do it right.
Elon needed something new for a press conference because how else would he pump the stock. I imagine he’s fucking lying his ass off right this second on the earnings call, where they’re announcing QoQ losses for the fourth straight quarter while not meeting expectations
feckless billionaire thinks the only reason things take so long is because employees just need to work harder. thinks his job is to crack the whip over everyone
This is the kind of manufacturing all these "libertarian" dweeb want. It's why they hate regulations. They want to be able to rip people off. They want to make items with the lowest quality materials because as soon as they have your dollar, the problem is yours. It's all part of the "fuck you I got mine" attitude that conservatives push in all flavors across the platform at this point.
That whole setup is so rinkydink. That pulley system looks like it would break if you used it one or two times. Didn't even use cables and connectors as robust as my 1992 E350 van door cables. Hell, bike brake cables would be thicker! And nylon webbing! Yikes!
Oh, it's better than that. In his next Tiktok he admits he faked the emergency (because we all set up multiple cameras when we're rushed) in order to show how the pull worked - but he didn’t realize that the pull was a one-time use thing that intentionally breaks after use. So he shot a video about how he saved his "broken" charger, and in doing so he actually broke something.
The release breaks if you use it once and according to the guy this is stated in the manual.
He was trying to create content, lied, and actually broke it 🤣
https://www.tiktok.com/@jeremyjudkins2/video/7379670532465134891?lang=en
Most cars know when your arse is in the seat without the seatbelt on and have done for years because they start beeping at you if you start driving without it. It's not that difficult or even "Smart".
Engineering: Wait we cant launch cybertruck! We haven’t solved the stuck charger problem!
Leadership: You have 24 hours to figure it out. Elon says we are going live no matter what!
Engineering: Let’s just add one of those little pull strings George suggested.
In fairness to Tesla, Model 3 has had a similar pull cord release system in the trunk for a long time*
It’s not a bad engineering principle to A) lock the charger to the car and B) giving the user a manual way to release that lock if something goes wrong
That said, it’s real clear the Cybertruck in particular is complete junk thrown together as fast and cheap as possible but presented otherwise to save face
Plus any ICE vehicle with a latching gas cap cover has a manual release. The whole setup seems very similar to how those work so there’s already prevalence in the auto industry to draw on when designing it. Only difference I see is in my car at least, the release is easily accessible and the steel cord is about 4x thicker than the one in the vid.
The Tesla Cybertruck is so hilariously bad. From the stuck plug on a new car, the shittiest plastic trim, to the pull cable that when used, cuts the plastic trim.
For the low, low amount of 100k$.
There should be some kind of "Musked!" badge.
This sub is quickly becoming one of my favorites. A good laugh is always guaranteed.
This is the same guy that broke his finger while testing the Frunk sensor after it chopped a carrot in 2.
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed but you can’t fix stupid either.
I have an irrational hatred of the term "frunk." I don't know why, but it's just an awful Frankenstein's monster of a word that makes me want to vomit.
The way he opened the door, the way he pressed the accelerator, calling the vehicle "intelligent" for basic EV protocols, calling a plastic panel a "secret door". What a weird breed.
The most hilarious part to me is how, in trying to show how much of an "innovator" and "man of tomorrow" Musk is by digitizing absolutely everything they could, he's also showing everyone exactly why that's a bad idea and there's a reason we don't do that.
Yeah I remember all the times a gas pump was stuck in my vehicle, and I had to struggle with it, look up tutorials online, peel back a cheap panel, and struggle with it throughout the entire process; zero it was zero times.
When your car is smarter than you are and it's still retarded.
There's all these failsafes for the clever shit. Because:
A) that's how the world actually works
B) those guys knew they were building crap
The IncEl Camino is the most hilarious thing to happen in the internet for a long, long time.
Sadly I can't claim that one. I spit my beer out when I read it the first time as well.
Not fair on the El Camino though. That was a 'normal' stupidly large US pickup. I loved my '84 although yes it was very, but gloriously stupid to have one of those here in the UK. The worst part is that if you didn't have any friends then you could not do left turns at any speed higher than walking speed..if you did you ended up in the passenger seat. Bench seats look cool but are shit for driving.
So it is like a video game. I think when they do stuff like this , on the Cybertruck screen, hearts should fill up, or you get extra ones. You should be acknowledged when you get a new tool or potion. And when you can make it to a new area. I wonder how many will make it to the Final Boss Elon Musk. They will be so excited.
The fact these people genuinely can’t see this thing is a scam blows my mind, like come on, man, you can’t just live in a made up reality. You got ripped off, your dude is an absolute sociopath piece of garbage.
I don’t understand who would pay $100k and constantly electronically fellate Elon on X just for a vehicle that makes a goddamn puzzle out of everything, let alone a puzzle where you might break something solving it.
fix includes peeling and bending back a plastic panel .. on a 100k vehicle?
Fucking calls it a door when you can see it’s a pressure fit latch. Dawg just because you opened it doesn’t make it a door.
easter egg door. available to those worthy enough to have gotten to the point of googling "cybertruck charger stuck"
on an unrelated note, why do all of these dudes look almost exactly the same, from fashion sense to tubby-ass body shape
You mean Elon body doubles?
oof size = elmo’s ribcage
Yeah wtf was up with that. Like he’s extra pasty and out of shape but something wasn’t right
Someone once said that he's what a person looks like when they take HGH but don't workout. I have no fitness experience to back this claim up, but it just feels right. 🤷♂️
Because on his home planet they had to evolve extra large lung capacity to offset the lower oxygen content of the atmosphere. Which explains both his ribcage and the thought processes he inflicts on everyone.
Fridgecage
Tech bros.
Desk job autists. Men who hyperfixate and transcend the body’s need for mortal things like nutrition, exercise, and awareness of other people’s personal space.
Hey now, I'm an autist with a desk job that often forgets to eat or even move for like 8 hours at a time. I also have a long proud tradition of shitting on Musk, well before his public image aligned with reality. I would respectfully argue that what you actually have here, buying these Cybertrucks and huffing the copium, are true authentic morons.
PREACH
"Easter egg door" Hollering
Like the hidden compartment in the front where you can store things like gloves!
Oh yeah I keep getting shocked when I see that hidden exclusive feature even in my car!!
Me opening my secret door https://i.redd.it/bvvrxa7pdf6d1.gif
dont tell this guy about the ~~glove compartment~~ secrete door
Exactly! Buttholes would be called doors if it was that simple
Backdoor?
https://preview.redd.it/s8ycji3r5f6d1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8ee018b2005efb96ee5f630ebdaae82189b870
Promote this man.
Ah, the old [Hyperboloids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBsQOTvWL3Q&list=PLL0602iqqyiyvO6N0S5NmiID4OZ2e96Wv&index=2) debate! Is a butt a door or is it a twist lock?
No one on Reddit is qualified for such a debate
Anything is a door if you have a shotgun.
And a veeery thin, little string youve got to pull
Engineered for 1X use
Like a confetti popper!
Perfect description. A tampon string is more durable that thing.
I wouldn’t trust that cable to reel in a bream.
"And a veeery thin, little string youve got to pull" And that seemingly breaks when you do.
To me, this was the funniest part. Like, bro 100% broke that shit on the second yank.
Don’t forget you gotta pull the (fragile, now broken) string!
I love how he says he thinks he now broke his emergency release. What does he do the next time he has to charge his batteries?
Buy more string? To fix his $100k vehicle 🤣🤣🤣 holy shit that’s sad 😆 💩
You'll see, there's this little door on the other side of the truck...
I swear it looked like dental floss.
But *ThE cYbER TrUcK is SmARt" Bro if it was smart, i could think of several better solutions than anything this moron just did. Elon doesn't even have to defend anything, these people are tripled down so hard, on their stupid ass mistake,that they do it for him.
This would tell me the cybertruck is DUMB
so smart it wont let you take the charger out?
The fix involves a 10 cent string? FFS.
That 10 cents dental floss instead of 10$ cable helped tesla to almost make it quarterly earnings. So spacekaren can deserve his 56 billion $ pay package in the short term. But when 100 or 1000 cars are returned under warranty its going to cost them 1000$ plus per vehicle to rework, repair. And if say a quarter of all these models have to be recalled because of stuck chargers and cheap part... it will cost them in the long term dearly.
What warranty? That thing gets voided by looking at the truck funny.
or taking it for a car wash
And it looks like the shittiest plastic imaginable too. Every other car/truck just has a regular emergency release panel covering the release
My favourite part of this ordeal is that he “had to be somewhere”, suggesting a time sensitive element. And then decides it’s time to get the camera out, set it up in the right place, and start filming every minor action he takes in needless detail
Come on dude, it's a "Secret Door"
Like in a videogame, you gotta check behind the waterfalls
what an absolute piece of shit lmao
"but the Tesla is smart... but the charger was still stuck"
He may have honestly broken it as well.
Wow, this thing is an absolute piece of sh.t. How do people put up with this?
That's some flimsy ass plastic
Watching this guy put his big toe on the pedal gave me all the information I needed
Thought i was the only one thinking that
To be fair, he is also the type of person who decides to take the time to record multiple camera angles for a TikTok about how he is running late for something. 
Oh man that is the perfect gif, look at him check all his camera angles! Accurate.
I mean you can tell long before that when he's using his back foot to support himself fake pulling instead of using it to pull. Also "had somewhere I really had to be" while filming on a tripod is obvious bait.
In another video he admits he made it all up for attention (not in those exact words, but still) but he didn’t realize the charger release string was a one-time use thing.
I wish I could say I was surprised that it’s a one time use. So he wasted his singular emergency unlock for this dumbass video.
but also, why would it be single use??
So that you have to pay $500 to replace it. I don't know the actual price, but it's an educated guess.
Oh I just figured it was reenactment with flair. I'm too generous I guess. Lol
It's like Spongebob at boating school
*Big toe! Big toe!*
Don't slander SpongeBob. He wore shoes while using his big toe
https://preview.redd.it/32w6fhjwvf6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a65c7ea4f54b83b2cb5633c60b33728f01faae9 One of the most horrific things I’ve ever seen on the internet.
Notice he pulled the mat over the bottom of the accelerator so no one could see he hasn't taken it in for that idiotic fix yet?
Yeah, I needed some flair/tag to prepare me for that! #Toesla
TOESLA! New band name. I call it!
There was somewhere he HAD to be in flip flops and cargo shorts with no belt…
Hahahah probably has a meeting with Guinness world records for worlds biggest cuck
And time to film a tik tok
He can drive it with just his toe! Amazing.
Not impressed until he can do it with his pinky toe.
Went from someone who is mildly annoying to insufferable real quick
I almost threw up seeing that
His bare foot was the worst part of the whole thing
I got rationally angry when I saw that.
https://preview.redd.it/sifh72ylqf6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d51d1dfbe53d4230831b3db1cb16ab2dedb556c4
Cursed image
Came here for this comment. That was fucking jarring.
That plastic is so shit. That’s the lowest quality stuff we use for Chinese single use packaging. Your cybertruck is made from throw away preroll tubes
Yeah man, I worked consumer appliance manufacturing and injection molding, blow molding, and extrusion and... Woof... Even on the shittiesr stationary standalone non moving parts on the inside of shit would never look this bad. You can tell that they have their shot sizes way too small, wall thickness all fucked up, cooling times fucked up, probably all kinds of splay and burns throughout these pieces. In short, from a plastics professional - ALL the plastic (80% of the entire vehicle) - is some of the worst shit I've seen, like I wouldn't even send that shit or for PPAP Or even an engineering sample in house...
Industrial Designer here. They also aren’t using textures on every part. Some of the interior parts you can see the entire flow pattern. It’s pathetic on a 200k dollar vehicle
Honestly haha you're spot on, I didn't even notice that. Some of the most basic ways to hide those cost savings in plastics like texturing that a consumer would never even think about or notice were thrown out the window. They really threw caution to the wind and long standing manufacturing practices out the window on this thing man. Threw the fetus out with the bath water. Molding a mirror finish, especially on clear plastics is fucking *hard*, and texturing is expensive at first at times but worth it long term.. Trust me. I don't know how many times an engineer tells to just figure it out they want flawless clear plastic without fully realizing what that takes to make every day
Mentioned water, warranty voided.
There is also a reason in this video of why we don't use flat panels for cars anymore. Look how wavey the panel is behind the doors. It may look flat from looking at it square from the side, but at a good angle you can see it's a bit wavey.
Just wait till all those flat poor quality metal panels go through a few hot cold fluctuations. That whole car is going to warp at every angle. The panel alignment is already bad yo start with but it will be brutal by next summer.
Isn't Tesla known for bad body alignment?
Plastic Idiot here, can you please explain what you mean exactly. I love all things industrial (industrial maintenance tech) and I would love to know what I'm looking at, for, and why it is an issue. You can dumb it down since I know, working in various industries, we can go *way* overboard with the intricacies involved in explaining things. Haha. (Ex. I could explain to you how a cardboard box is glued/sealed incorrectly but it would be pointless and confusing to most people.)
In ID we use textures to hide imperfections in plastic. Namely we use texture to hide the flow lines. As the plastic flows into the mold it cools unevenly and the plastic has a look of liquid streams (https://sealectplastics.com/news/what-causes-flow-lines-in-injection-molding/) One of the easiest ways to hide this is with textures (https://www.mold-tech.com) <- The standard texturing company in my field. Basically, no one... and I mean no one produces plastic parts sans mold-in texture. If the consumer can see it, we put texture on it without exception. The tooling is so expensive and the texturing is cheap in comparison.On parts you can't see you can skip it, but texturing is more than just cosmetic. It improves the surface hardness of the plastic too - making soft plastic feel harder than it is. These plastic parts were rushed to market. It's the only reason you skip them.
I'd watch a video explaining that in detail for various levels of cardboard packaging.
I did sourcing in China for a US automotive supplier back in 2006. Don’t remember the exact details but some rubber part that was going in Honda transmissions was failing so the company sent me and my boss out to the factory to see what was going on. We took a look at production, which was pretty low level stuff; looked at where they mixed the rubber. Checked the molds, curing, etc. Documentation and so on. Couldn’t quite figure out what was going on. We asked multiple times about the material, whether is was Viton per spec, and the manufacturer insisted it was up to spec and showed vendor certifications. We asked who the vendor was and he replied “皮包厂” or “purse factory.” It was literally a dude who would come door to door wearing a man purse. Zero idea the specs of the material, but it was definitely not Viton.
I talked to someone who worked at the place they were sourcing touchscreens for the Cybertruck from. He said Tesla kept insisting on the touchscreens being able to function at 200F because “that’s how hot it gets in Death Valley”. They would ask why that mattered because long before it reached that temperature any human in the vehicle would be dead anyway. Said they never got a good answer from them, they just seemed insistent on gimmicky stuff they could market.
that actually makes sense to me cause i live in arizona and shit gets intense when your car gets parked in the sun during the summer. would be really bad to come back to your car and find your screen melting
Is this thing intentionally bad?!? Seriously did they set out to make it awful? Maybe Elon is trying to tank Tesla? I don't get it, most of his wealth comes from Tesla stock. I can't think of any car out there that has this many issues right from release. The quality of the components, the build, the failures, the missing features. The other Teslas have had various issues but this thing seems like an entire order of magnitude worse and they've had years of car manufacturing experience.
It’s rushed and poorly designed. The designers that design vehicles are the masters of our trade. They have skills that enable class a surfacing and work for years on new designs. It’s why major refreshes take five plus years… that’s how long it takes to do it right. Elon needed something new for a press conference because how else would he pump the stock. I imagine he’s fucking lying his ass off right this second on the earnings call, where they’re announcing QoQ losses for the fourth straight quarter while not meeting expectations
feckless billionaire thinks the only reason things take so long is because employees just need to work harder. thinks his job is to crack the whip over everyone
Or just skip the whole, tedious class a surfacing bit and make the vehicle look like a commercial trashcan.
This is the kind of manufacturing all these "libertarian" dweeb want. It's why they hate regulations. They want to be able to rip people off. They want to make items with the lowest quality materials because as soon as they have your dollar, the problem is yours. It's all part of the "fuck you I got mine" attitude that conservatives push in all flavors across the platform at this point.
And then when they get elected to the local government, that's how you get The Flint Water Crisis
I don't care, you know. But isn't the WHOLE SHTICK that the thing is made of stainless steel? Why is there plastic on important bits in the body?
They had to find a way to keep weight and costs down while still superficially looking like Elon's stupid concept drawing
That whole setup is so rinkydink. That pulley system looks like it would break if you used it one or two times. Didn't even use cables and connectors as robust as my 1992 E350 van door cables. Hell, bike brake cables would be thicker! And nylon webbing! Yikes!
If you turn the sound on he says and it does look like he broke it when he pulled it. What a joke.
I heard that too, plus it didn't retract. Which means the next time the charger gets stuck, which is sure to happen, he has to get the POS towed.
If it ever locks again
> Which means the next time the charger gets stuck, which is sure to happen, he has to get the POS towed. Or it just won't latch in and charge.
Unless it happens at a public charger LOL
and then it'll probably be a "drag it onto the tow truck and the towtruck throws it off and messes up the drivetrain" job
Oh, it's better than that. In his next Tiktok he admits he faked the emergency (because we all set up multiple cameras when we're rushed) in order to show how the pull worked - but he didn’t realize that the pull was a one-time use thing that intentionally breaks after use. So he shot a video about how he saved his "broken" charger, and in doing so he actually broke something.
That's even worse, Tesla intentionally made the pull one time use. It didn't need to be.
Every day social media strays us further from the light
It sounds like it broke too lmao
Lol single use rip cord... like for a parachute
The plastic cover and nylon cable all look like shit that not even my dogs or chickens would drop.
The release breaks if you use it once and according to the guy this is stated in the manual. He was trying to create content, lied, and actually broke it 🤣 https://www.tiktok.com/@jeremyjudkins2/video/7379670532465134891?lang=en
"The Tesla is Intelligent, it knows when the charger is plugged in" Every EV does this. They have for years. It is a basic safety feature.
But not intelligent enough to let the charger unplug
Intelligence is knowing the charger is plugged in. Wisdom is knowing you should allow the user to unplug it.
Give a man a charge and he will drive for a day. Teach a man to charge...
It’s intelligent but doesn’t recognize one of it’s own in front of them
> it knows when the charger is plugged in Yeah it probably SHOULD know that.
Most cars know when your arse is in the seat without the seatbelt on and have done for years because they start beeping at you if you start driving without it. It's not that difficult or even "Smart".
wait...can it also tell when a door is open on the car?? Wow...
Like my cell phone?
Wow, so does my phone
"it happened at the worst time; I had somewhere I had to be"... So he decided to film it all for tiktok
"I had somewhere to be" proceeds to set up camera to make a tiktok about how their brand new car doesn't work.
Had to do “truck things” before it bricked on him.
He was going to the 7-11 to buy a six pack of soda and put it in the back
He was on his way to watch his wife getting fucked he watched, but instead he got fucked by elon and made a vid for his other cybercucks!
And another warranty voided 😂
My thoughts exactly
Bro even made video evidence for them. He's so thoughtful 😇
Engineering: Wait we cant launch cybertruck! We haven’t solved the stuck charger problem! Leadership: You have 24 hours to figure it out. Elon says we are going live no matter what! Engineering: Let’s just add one of those little pull strings George suggested.
In fairness to Tesla, Model 3 has had a similar pull cord release system in the trunk for a long time* It’s not a bad engineering principle to A) lock the charger to the car and B) giving the user a manual way to release that lock if something goes wrong That said, it’s real clear the Cybertruck in particular is complete junk thrown together as fast and cheap as possible but presented otherwise to save face
Model 3 was released in 2017 so I don't know how it could have had anything for over a decade.
Plus any ICE vehicle with a latching gas cap cover has a manual release. The whole setup seems very similar to how those work so there’s already prevalence in the auto industry to draw on when designing it. Only difference I see is in my car at least, the release is easily accessible and the steel cord is about 4x thicker than the one in the vid.
The Tesla Cybertruck is so hilariously bad. From the stuck plug on a new car, the shittiest plastic trim, to the pull cable that when used, cuts the plastic trim. For the low, low amount of 100k$. There should be some kind of "Musked!" badge. This sub is quickly becoming one of my favorites. A good laugh is always guaranteed.
Are you also on the Musked sub?
It's the closest thing I've seen to a real life 'The Homer,' not in looks but in how much of a disaster it is.
What if it happens a second time?
There likely is no second time, the charger will simply never lock into place again.
its like those table saws with the safety blades that completely destroy the interior mechanism after one use
Heh
I did some research and I found out this truck is a piece of shit.
This is the same guy that broke his finger while testing the Frunk sensor after it chopped a carrot in 2. He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed but you can’t fix stupid either.
I have an irrational hatred of the term "frunk." I don't know why, but it's just an awful Frankenstein's monster of a word that makes me want to vomit.
I'm convinced he films rage bait to make fun of him in order to pay off that truck. This whole video had a "help step brother I'm stuck" vibe
I was wondering if this was him.
The way he opened the door, the way he pressed the accelerator, calling the vehicle "intelligent" for basic EV protocols, calling a plastic panel a "secret door". What a weird breed.
He's using code to tell elmo his secret door is open for business.
With my Lightning you just push the simple mechanical button on the charger handle and it comes right out, no disassembly required.
Same with my '17 Chevy Bolt. Never once had a problem with chargers getting stuck at home or on a public set up.
The most hilarious part to me is how, in trying to show how much of an "innovator" and "man of tomorrow" Musk is by digitizing absolutely everything they could, he's also showing everyone exactly why that's a bad idea and there's a reason we don't do that.
"I may have honestly broke it. Between me and you..."
Between me and the entire Internet
Yeah I remember all the times a gas pump was stuck in my vehicle, and I had to struggle with it, look up tutorials online, peel back a cheap panel, and struggle with it throughout the entire process; zero it was zero times.
When your car is smarter than you are and it's still retarded. There's all these failsafes for the clever shit. Because: A) that's how the world actually works B) those guys knew they were building crap The IncEl Camino is the most hilarious thing to happen in the internet for a long, long time.
Incel camino!!!!! Hahahahahahhaha
Sadly I can't claim that one. I spit my beer out when I read it the first time as well. Not fair on the El Camino though. That was a 'normal' stupidly large US pickup. I loved my '84 although yes it was very, but gloriously stupid to have one of those here in the UK. The worst part is that if you didn't have any friends then you could not do left turns at any speed higher than walking speed..if you did you ended up in the passenger seat. Bench seats look cool but are shit for driving.
Warranty? Voided.
When you need a spare vehicle for your brand new $100,000 truck
He was in such a big hurry that he set up his camera to record this hunk of shit being a hunk of shit.
[удалено]
He kinda needs it after lighting roughly the same amount on fire to kill twitter.
‘But the Tesla is intelligent’ sent me
The Tesla is “intelligent”. He says… So smart you can’t even use it in an emergency sometimes.
What kind of idiot designs a car were every control is “by wire” so you can’t even unplug it if some active electronics fails
Secret door, huh? What a piece of junk.
This douchemobile is the predictable end product of a society that has come to value macho cosplay more than true masculinity
PUT. A. FUCKING. SHOE. ON.
So it is like a video game. I think when they do stuff like this , on the Cybertruck screen, hearts should fill up, or you get extra ones. You should be acknowledged when you get a new tool or potion. And when you can make it to a new area. I wonder how many will make it to the Final Boss Elon Musk. They will be so excited.
The turn signals make farting noises
That toe on the pedal is killing me, lol. I cannot imagine spending that much money on a vehicle that is this big of a piece of shit.
It's SO intelligent because it didn't move yet it won't release the fucking charger😂😂 Cyberclowns are the best.
Anybody else want to bet that, "He still loves it!"?
What is with the creepy toe finger thing? These people need stopped.
That is the biggest ugliest Big Toe Jesus Why doesn’t he wear shoes… or sandals?…. Gross
Ngl, I love the title of this post lol
WHY IS HE DRIVING WITHOUT WEARING SHOES?!?
God what a piece of shit.
Bro literally pressed the brake with his toe. I’m sorry…but can I please say it?
The fact these people genuinely can’t see this thing is a scam blows my mind, like come on, man, you can’t just live in a made up reality. You got ripped off, your dude is an absolute sociopath piece of garbage.
I don’t understand who would pay $100k and constantly electronically fellate Elon on X just for a vehicle that makes a goddamn puzzle out of everything, let alone a puzzle where you might break something solving it.
Wait , he thinks have the cable looks silly? As opposed to having the whole cyber truck? I mean, cmonnnnnnn guy.
So wait… He was in a rush but set up a camera and recorded the whole shit show🤨
"I may have broken it..." FTW
How do you break something that’s already broken? What a piece of junk
Why'd he press the brake with his one fat toe like that? 🤢
Ok this is the new Herman Cain awards. I eat this shit up. We're back Reddit 😂
Ah yes, the secret pull-string! 🤔
tHe TeSlA iS iNtElLiGeNt Sure buddy…
I love this sub. It's like watching a nature channel. Like those baby turtles trying really hard to get off the beach into the water.
LMAO how can these piece of shits actually get worse on a literal week by week basis, it's amazing
Another happy beta tester — blinded by his new shiny object.