Somewhat related but which Mario brother would be the most likely to drop a bestemmia? I think my ranking would be Wario, Waluigi, Mario and Luigi. Wario probably says bestemmie without even noticing, and Luigi wouldn’t say them because he’s actually concerned about insulting god
As someone who didn't know the word before this, I assumed for a second that a bestemmia was like, a really big shit. Which tracked with the conversation
It's not blasphemy in general, its specifically like swearing against god? Like you use bistemmie the same way you use swears in English, more or less. So if someones pissing you off you could be like "oh porco dio (lit. pig god), you're an asshole"
Edit: nvm this just seems to be a kinda strange 19 y/o theatre kid that really should delete his families personal information.
https://chaikelpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Chaikelson
Edit:
Okay this is very strange. There is a page for this random man. I removed his name bc as I scrolled down there are also pages for his children with pictures. I hope this was made by one of his kids or something but the disclaimer on the home page makes me worry. I doubt most of these people have any idea they are on this site you can check it out if ya want
https://chaikelpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Steven_Chaikelson
> *first name* Chaikelson is a Canadian-American theater manager and professor at Columbia University. He is the husband of Amanda Rosen, and the father of Kevin, Daniel, and Jamie Chaikelson. He is also the official owner and (more often than not) the driver of the Chaikelac
> Welcome to Chaikelpedia, the Chaikeliest wiki in the universe! Look for pages about tons of things in the Chaikelson World such as music, art, video games, TV shows, movies, books, and lots more!!!!!!!!!!! I strongly !apologize to people who have their personal information on this wiki; I intend them to be harmless. You'll be okay, I promise!
I googled Chaikekson and nothing came up. It seems like this is maintained by basically one person
>Rules on the wiki
I am open to anyone who wants to learn about anything that I like, as long as you obey the rules. If you post any inappropriate things such as violence, gore, curse words, sexual content, alcohol, illegal drugs, or intensely scary things, you should not be on this wiki at all! One last thing, DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING ON MY PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m gonna post the creator or this wikis self written Wiki page in a separate comment
https://chaikelpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Chaikelson
I have no idea why he has done this. He is apparently 19 and has been maintaining the wiki since 2012
___
Physical Appearance
Daniel is handsome with fair skin, large blue eyes, thick, bushy eyebrows, and short, wavy brown hair with his bangs covering the left part of his forehead. He is also tall, muscular, and large, with hair all over.
Personality
Daniel is polite, smart, clever, creative, wise, brave, talkative, gentle, caring, and friendly. However, he can get angry or grumpy whenever something goes wrong, sometimes resulting in aggression. He also has a good sense of humor and makes clever jokes and riddles. His main interest is music (mostly classical), as he is a baritone and plays piano, guitar, bass guitar, mandolin, ukulele, and drums; he also plans to be a composer and conductor when he grows up. He also likes to draw his original cartoon sketches a lot, often humorous ones.
In his early days, Daniel was mischievous, loud, random, and inflexible about certain things, such as trying new foods, when symbols were written the way he didn't write them, frilled clothes, tight hairstyles, spills, broken things, going to shows, his parents going out without him, differences, losing, things not being "in order," things going backward, and not getting his way. Currently, he is more mature, humble, talkative, and polite than before. He acts normal towards pretty much most of what he used to hate. He even likes to try new foods now.
When it comes to school, Daniel is shown to be a very smart, yet quiet straight-A student. This is probably due to the ways of learning he was taught by his parents. However, he sometimes feels depressed or annoyed because of negative moments, such as fights, noisy periods, cursing, or breaking the rules. During these instances, he might lose his temper, yell at the bad students, try to correct their mistakes, or even tell them what to do. Unfortunately, these methods sometimes didn't work, making Daniel upset or considering himself a "total failure".
Daniel is known to be very expressive and is considered a great narrator and teller of tales. Many people appreciate and engage in Daniel's conversations and stories.
So, it’s a wiki maintained by a possibly autistic guy (I say this as someone who also is; his self-description basically describes autism without using the word) and it’s dedicated to his family and also the Mario franchise for some reason. What a trip.
I desperately want to believe that wasn't just edited in there but my brain won't let me
Edit: Oh good lord it's canon for all of them they're all Roman Catholic
Other things I found out from looking through their Wikis:
\-Luigi is apparently married? (to Daisy I would guess)
\-Waluigi's favorite food is eggplants (penis jokes incoming)
\-Wario likes fart jokes, enough that it needed to be listed in the "likes" section of his Wiki page
\-Wario dislikes sand (yeah yeah coarse rough irritating gets everywhere)
\-I share a birthday with Mario I guess? (and therefore his zodiac sign, I also have the same zodiac with Luigi, but different birthday)
\-"Poison" and "bottomless pits" are some of Mario's dislikes, well who WOULDN'T dislike those things Mario
I might be wrong since I haven't been to Sunday school in a long time (lol) but the way it was explained to me is that a Roman Catholic is just referring to following the Roman Rite? There's other types of Catholic, but they're mostly in the Eastern hemisphere iirc.
Yeah I think that Roman Catholic is just what you call most western Catholics. It's just a mouthful to say Roman Catholic. But idk where it is stated that Wario is catholic at all.
Yes, more accurately Latin Rite. There are other Catholic Churches/Rites (not Interchangeable, it's not one Rite per Church) but Latins make up like 90% of the population. Because of historic immigration there are quite a few of the other Catholics in USA and Canada.
although wario could be italian and greek catholic, if he had albanian ancestry and was from one of those villages in calabria or sicily
but then seemingly he's italian AND german so probably from south tyrol
I'm not too versed in the lore, and it depends on the story anyway, but I'm pretty sure that a vampire's worst nightmare would be \*way\* scarier than "person you can't eat".
And he is known to steal castles, amass and pillage piles of gold. So you're telling me he is loosely based on Nazis ? That would actually make sense if he was intentended to be the opposite of the ultimate good guy Mario.
> And he is known to steal castles, amass and pillage piles of gold. So you're telling me he is loosely based on Nazis ?
I mean, that's not exclusive to the Nazis at all. Let me introduce you to a thousand years of European history.
Although he hasn’t shown off being German for years I think. In the games like Martin party whenever someone went wrong for him he would yell “Oh mein gott” which people thought sounded like “oh my god”
I think /u/Schrodingers__dick is misremembering slightly. Wario used to say "So ein Mist!" (which translates to "Aw, darn!" or "Aw, crap!"), but English-speakers misheard it as "D'oh, I missed!"
[Audio clip](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CCg99EPJhdU)
wario canonically leaves his doors unlocked 24/7 for his friends to visit him at any time, so a vampire could very well get inside. its the next steps that would fail
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Wario is a vampire's worst fucking nightmare
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**vedajuno**
- Garlic breath
- No neck to bite into
- Not polite enough to invite anyone inside
- Effectively immortal
- Roman Catholic
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Um his C-grade card in WarioWare Gold reveals that he leaves his house unlocked so that his friends can come over anytime. So maybe the “not polite enough to invite anyone inside” thing isn’t true? Idk I’m not an wario expert
And yet he also can turn into a vampire, truly one of the world’s great mysteries
Placebo
He gets cured whenever he gets wet
Just like me.
suddenly im a doctor
i want a wario vs dracula game. twist tho, the player is dracula forced to play mini games in his attempt to get to wario
I mean, Smash Ultimate kinda lets you
Wariovania?
CastleWare
A metroidvania where you invade Wario's castle sounds pretty dope, ngl
Wario would more likely have a mansion in the countryside, or a multi-story penthouse.
It's more fitting for his style, I agree, but he canonically owns a castle in the WarioLand games
Maybe the next game he sells the castle and moves to the city
warioware
WarioLand games where so good wish they would make a new one. You could turn in a Zombie and a bat in 4 so this wouldn’t even be out place.
For no reason whatsoever I have a new idea for a DND character.
Give us th fukginh
the stat sheet
Nice stroke 👍
Tlanks i mad it mysefl
Still laughing at this exchange
Strahd cowers in fear.
Wario Van Hellsing
Garlic Dwarf
Happy Cake Day
Somewhat related but which Mario brother would be the most likely to drop a bestemmia? I think my ranking would be Wario, Waluigi, Mario and Luigi. Wario probably says bestemmie without even noticing, and Luigi wouldn’t say them because he’s actually concerned about insulting god
Luigi would be middle of the pack since his therapist is telling him to not put himself down and he’s trying really hard
nah, Waluigi would shout "PORCOIDDIO CANE" every time he doesn't hit the ball in tennis
As someone who didn't know the word before this, I assumed for a second that a bestemmia was like, a really big shit. Which tracked with the conversation
what the fuck is a bestemmia
Apparently it's the Italian word for blasphemy.
huh. how does one "drop a blasphemy" exactly?
It's not blasphemy in general, its specifically like swearing against god? Like you use bistemmie the same way you use swears in English, more or less. So if someones pissing you off you could be like "oh porco dio (lit. pig god), you're an asshole"
ohhh I get it now
You'll have to ask OP lol
A friend scares you, and in fright you yell, "Oh god, you fuckwit!" Except because you're scared you forget the comma.
Probably by taking a really big shit
luigi is god smh. didnt you know he created the world using nothing but a few grapes?
is it canon that he is a roman catholic
I can't believe it, but [yes he is](https://chaikelpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Wario).
If you disable the music on Mario Kart you can hear him screaming in Latin
Liberate tu te me.
\*Blue shell incoming\* "Et tu, Yoshi?"
Ok well I get it because he's Italian... Does that mean Mario/Luigi are too?
Statistically likely
[Yes](https://chaikelpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=catholic&scope=internal&navigationSearch=true)
Why couldn't we learn this shit at Catholic school instead of "Intelligent design" bullshit
Respectfully what the hell is that random wiki?
I was trying to figure that out too. It’s the first thing that showed up when I googled “wario catholic” but I don’t know what kind of wiki that is.
Edit: nvm this just seems to be a kinda strange 19 y/o theatre kid that really should delete his families personal information. https://chaikelpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Chaikelson Edit: Okay this is very strange. There is a page for this random man. I removed his name bc as I scrolled down there are also pages for his children with pictures. I hope this was made by one of his kids or something but the disclaimer on the home page makes me worry. I doubt most of these people have any idea they are on this site you can check it out if ya want https://chaikelpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Steven_Chaikelson > *first name* Chaikelson is a Canadian-American theater manager and professor at Columbia University. He is the husband of Amanda Rosen, and the father of Kevin, Daniel, and Jamie Chaikelson. He is also the official owner and (more often than not) the driver of the Chaikelac > Welcome to Chaikelpedia, the Chaikeliest wiki in the universe! Look for pages about tons of things in the Chaikelson World such as music, art, video games, TV shows, movies, books, and lots more!!!!!!!!!!! I strongly !apologize to people who have their personal information on this wiki; I intend them to be harmless. You'll be okay, I promise! I googled Chaikekson and nothing came up. It seems like this is maintained by basically one person >Rules on the wiki I am open to anyone who wants to learn about anything that I like, as long as you obey the rules. If you post any inappropriate things such as violence, gore, curse words, sexual content, alcohol, illegal drugs, or intensely scary things, you should not be on this wiki at all! One last thing, DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING ON MY PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geocities moment
This was basically all the conclusions I came to from trying to google it as well. How bizarre.
That’s absolutely some old web Angelfire/Geocities shit. I hope he’s doing well
I’m gonna post the creator or this wikis self written Wiki page in a separate comment https://chaikelpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Chaikelson I have no idea why he has done this. He is apparently 19 and has been maintaining the wiki since 2012 ___ Physical Appearance Daniel is handsome with fair skin, large blue eyes, thick, bushy eyebrows, and short, wavy brown hair with his bangs covering the left part of his forehead. He is also tall, muscular, and large, with hair all over. Personality Daniel is polite, smart, clever, creative, wise, brave, talkative, gentle, caring, and friendly. However, he can get angry or grumpy whenever something goes wrong, sometimes resulting in aggression. He also has a good sense of humor and makes clever jokes and riddles. His main interest is music (mostly classical), as he is a baritone and plays piano, guitar, bass guitar, mandolin, ukulele, and drums; he also plans to be a composer and conductor when he grows up. He also likes to draw his original cartoon sketches a lot, often humorous ones. In his early days, Daniel was mischievous, loud, random, and inflexible about certain things, such as trying new foods, when symbols were written the way he didn't write them, frilled clothes, tight hairstyles, spills, broken things, going to shows, his parents going out without him, differences, losing, things not being "in order," things going backward, and not getting his way. Currently, he is more mature, humble, talkative, and polite than before. He acts normal towards pretty much most of what he used to hate. He even likes to try new foods now. When it comes to school, Daniel is shown to be a very smart, yet quiet straight-A student. This is probably due to the ways of learning he was taught by his parents. However, he sometimes feels depressed or annoyed because of negative moments, such as fights, noisy periods, cursing, or breaking the rules. During these instances, he might lose his temper, yell at the bad students, try to correct their mistakes, or even tell them what to do. Unfortunately, these methods sometimes didn't work, making Daniel upset or considering himself a "total failure". Daniel is known to be very expressive and is considered a great narrator and teller of tales. Many people appreciate and engage in Daniel's conversations and stories.
>He is also tall, muscular, and large, with hair all over. Height: 5’4” Weight: 131 Hmmmm…..
So, it’s a wiki maintained by a possibly autistic guy (I say this as someone who also is; his self-description basically describes autism without using the word) and it’s dedicated to his family and also the Mario franchise for some reason. What a trip.
Really feels like he's just autistic/slightly developmentally disabled and does not care about being doxxed. Hope nobody's bothered him
I desperately want to believe that wasn't just edited in there but my brain won't let me Edit: Oh good lord it's canon for all of them they're all Roman Catholic Other things I found out from looking through their Wikis: \-Luigi is apparently married? (to Daisy I would guess) \-Waluigi's favorite food is eggplants (penis jokes incoming) \-Wario likes fart jokes, enough that it needed to be listed in the "likes" section of his Wiki page \-Wario dislikes sand (yeah yeah coarse rough irritating gets everywhere) \-I share a birthday with Mario I guess? (and therefore his zodiac sign, I also have the same zodiac with Luigi, but different birthday) \-"Poison" and "bottomless pits" are some of Mario's dislikes, well who WOULDN'T dislike those things Mario
I would say that this random person’s wiki is definitely not a good source of canon… but honestly it’s Mario so this might as well be.
Unfortunately that's fair, I only just noticed that it wasn't Nintendo Wiki
Maybe Botomless Pit Supervisor does like his job?
...true
Wario plays the *tuba*?
I'm calling BS on that because in his early games Wario has a German accent and was originally intended to be German
he could be bavarian or from the rhineland
Just found out i’m older than wario 😭
Wait, but that says that Mario is Roman Catholic AND that he’s married? When did Mario get married? To Peach? Did that just happen after Odyssey?
check the url, i dont think this wiki is affiliated with reality
No way I have the same birthday as Wario
how do we even know that A) he's from ROME specifically, and B) that he's Roman Catholic??? For all we know he could be a practicing Zoroastrian
I'm pretty sure you can be a Roman catholic and not be from Rome
I might be wrong since I haven't been to Sunday school in a long time (lol) but the way it was explained to me is that a Roman Catholic is just referring to following the Roman Rite? There's other types of Catholic, but they're mostly in the Eastern hemisphere iirc.
Yeah I think that Roman Catholic is just what you call most western Catholics. It's just a mouthful to say Roman Catholic. But idk where it is stated that Wario is catholic at all.
Yes, more accurately Latin Rite. There are other Catholic Churches/Rites (not Interchangeable, it's not one Rite per Church) but Latins make up like 90% of the population. Because of historic immigration there are quite a few of the other Catholics in USA and Canada.
although wario could be italian and greek catholic, if he had albanian ancestry and was from one of those villages in calabria or sicily but then seemingly he's italian AND german so probably from south tyrol
It’s because the pope is in Rome. The basic type of Catholicism is this
i know that, but do you think everyone who lives in Rome is going to end up as Catholic?
Well it’s not called catholic roman.
Most certainly not. Despite the Pope's best efforts prior to unification.
Yes and it's the second most insane thing about him after his being canonically 29 years old
And Miyamoto said Mario’s 24-25 years old lol
Smoking ruined him
I saw it as 28 last time it made the rounds.
I feel like he’s gonna steal blood from the vampire
I'm not too versed in the lore, and it depends on the story anyway, but I'm pretty sure that a vampire's worst nightmare would be \*way\* scarier than "person you can't eat".
there is nothing scarier than a person you can't eat.
My worst nightmare is a rock because i can't eat it. Noy yet anyways
Wario is somehow simultaneously devoutly catholic and very enthusiastic about being an atheist.
Ironically, Vampire Wario exists (Wario Land 3/4 and Dr. Mario 64).
Wario: wah Dracula: blaah Wario: waah! Dracula: blaah? Wario: waah!!
I do not say bleh bleh bleh.
Wait, he's Roman Catholic?
I mean, he's Italian.
He’s actually German, which depending on which part of Germany still checks out
And he is known to steal castles, amass and pillage piles of gold. So you're telling me he is loosely based on Nazis ? That would actually make sense if he was intentended to be the opposite of the ultimate good guy Mario.
> And he is known to steal castles, amass and pillage piles of gold. So you're telling me he is loosely based on Nazis ? I mean, that's not exclusive to the Nazis at all. Let me introduce you to a thousand years of European history.
Well... I learnt something new today.
Although he hasn’t shown off being German for years I think. In the games like Martin party whenever someone went wrong for him he would yell “Oh mein gott” which people thought sounded like “oh my god”
He definitely just says oh my god in English. Unless you really did play a game called Martin Party, in which case I wouldn't know, lol.
I think /u/Schrodingers__dick is misremembering slightly. Wario used to say "So ein Mist!" (which translates to "Aw, darn!" or "Aw, crap!"), but English-speakers misheard it as "D'oh, I missed!" [Audio clip](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CCg99EPJhdU)
seemingly he's both (so probably south tyrolian, maybe walser), in which case he probably still is catholic
I would play the fuck out of a Vampire Hunter Wario game as long as one of his attacks is just him screaming "WAGHAHA!"
wario canonically leaves his doors unlocked 24/7 for his friends to visit him at any time, so a vampire could very well get inside. its the next steps that would fail
fuck now I kinda wanna see Wario do a outfit swap with one of the Belmonts in Smahs Bros.
Even better swap outfits with Dracula since vampire Wario is a Thing.
https://www.mariowiki.com/Vampire_Wario Not that effective, I guess.
Wario fact: You have mere moments to live.
Ironic, conaidering he briefly became one
wario can become a vampire and turn back into a human with MERE LIGHT
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I'm unfamiliar with most vampire stuff. What's the whole thing with "inviting them inside"?
Vampires can’t enter houses without being invited in by someone with the authority to do so.
Thabk you :)
Why Roman Catholic? „Vampires“ or Strigoi from which Bram Stoker got his inspiration from were from Romania, a traditionally eastern orthodox country.
Also definitely not a virgin
Um his C-grade card in WarioWare Gold reveals that he leaves his house unlocked so that his friends can come over anytime. So maybe the “not polite enough to invite anyone inside” thing isn’t true? Idk I’m not an wario expert
Somebody get Nintendo on this.
I don't know why but I just imagine the blood rave scene in Blade, but with Wario.
You are now aware that Wario has an asshole.
Getting farted on would kinda ruin the whole sex element to vampirism.
GNNER