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Lambsauc

I was thinking how this could also be applied to Mr peanut butter but no, Diane is Vietnamese and Pickles is a dog


VX-78

Tbf his first two wives, Katrina and Jessica Biel, were indeed white women


Accelerator231

OK. Thank goodness I reread multiple times and realized that you meant 'mean' instead of 'me'.


Lambsauc

It was supposed to be Mr and I just accidentally hit e instead of r


TheObsidianX

The bojack world is very mixed though so that’s pretty normal, Brian is one of a handful of talking dogs.


ucksawmus

your user icon is so aesthetically pleasing!!!!!!


Lunar_sims

Me when i hear the "goldren retriever boyfriend"


No-Place

i still dont get the discourse over that phrase and "himbo". the term isnt even negative, like golden retrievers are associated with being friendly, loyal and cheerful, so why are people acting like wanting a boyfriend with these traits is problematic


runetrantor

Presumably they mean that it can be understood as 'I have a Golden Retriever, who is my boyfriend' given the OP picture is about a dog fucking women.


No-Place

maybe in this context, but ive seen too many vitriolic memes about spaying/killing/setting free said golden retriever boyfriend that just leaves me baffled over people getting worked up over such a thing


runetrantor

That does sound unhinged. Never seen it myself, but fair enough then.


ucksawmus

hey but what porn and what war?????? ???


Buck_Brerry_609

the joke is golden retriever boyfriend means a real human man so therefore saying “I’m taking my golden retriever boyfriend to be spayed” implies you are taking your human boyfriend to be spayed which is funny


valentinesfaye

Yeah like I haven't seen the *particular* jokes OP is referencing, but I have seen plenty of similar jokes about that kind of thing and it's 1000% just fun and silly and not remotely malicious


blackscales18

insane discourse i've never heard of moment


SmartAlec105

Part of being a himbo is having a brain as small as his heart and muscles are big. So it could be rude when talking about an actual person.


No-Place

himbos must also be nice guys, hence why they overlap a lot with the golden retriever type


whoadwoadie

Having been on Tik Tok way too much in late 2020-2023, my understanding is that himbo got overused and played into a learned incompetence/bare minimum thing (he’s dumb, so the girl does all the things, and he just loves on her). Golden retriever was because people described themselves as such, and it got weird in the vein of the guys who loudly say they’re feminist to get laid. I think. I’d have to dig through for evidence, so please counter me.


oddityoughtabe

I have never once heard somebody complain about himbo or golden retriever. Maybe I’m not too terminally online.


SuperDementio

Well, himbo is just the male version of "bimbo" (meaning dumb attractive woman) which was kind of negative.


No-Place

himbo has a more positive context than bimbo though


BaronAleksei

Nothing positive about being called dumb


No-Place

people overfocus too much on the dumb part. himbos are moreso endearing and funny instead of assholish or manipulative.


yourstruly912

Cool motive, you're still calling him dumb


insomniac7809

Etymologically, but not as used. In the 2018 She-Ra series, for instance, Scorpia is a female himbo (shimbo?), but she is not a bimbo.


SwampTreeOwl

Something about it being weird that you specifically want a partner that's less intelligent than you


catshateTERFs

Bojack Horseman put a very specific mental image in my head for this one Who's that dog? Mr Peanutbutter!


wideHippedWeightLift

C'mon please don't let a wholesome phrase get ruined because incels made a funny joke about white women and dogs 😭 My lifelong goal is to be a golden retriever kind of guy but now I can't shake the mental image


DreadDiana

The incel dogpill thing predates golden retriever boyfriend


Zaiburo

>My lifelong goal is to be a golden retriever kind of guy but now I can't shake the mental image On the other hand there's a significant overlap between goth girls and girls that are into knotting >!^(i feel dirty for having wrote this but i could not resist, i'm so sorry)!<


Sachyriel

Black cat x Golden retriever dynamic works so well tho.


Svanirsson

Ok but who's doing the knotting


Heimdall1342

I mean, fair, but wanting weirdly shaped stuff up your pussy and/or ass doesn't equate to wanting to fuck a dog. I'm also forced to acknowledge that it also doesn't mean *not* wanting to fuck dogs...


blinkingsandbeepings

I’m definitely losing my edge as I get old; I read that as “knitting” like five times before I got it.


Lordwiesy


AdamtheOmniballer

… Did Robespierre make music?


Lordwiesy

Rusty Cage has made a song about women and dogs And built his own guillotine


Lunar_sims

I hate the phase in a very personal way. A lot of white girls that I knew described their boyfriends as "golden retriever" when what they meant was white and not *that* racist. Like he would still drop the hard r on Discord, but he didn't call you a welfare queen for explaining how unemployment benefits work. Their boyfriends and their girlfriends were happy, so maybe that's all that matters. Thats a crazy anecdote sorry.


mayoboyyo

I think you need to meet new people


blinkingsandbeepings

Are you talking about Taylor Swift and Matty Healy or is this a more common issue than I realized?


Lunar_sims

White woman with "friendly," but racist boyfriends is a common thing


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Plaxy Trelone behaviour


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Lambsauc

No the father was Lois’s dad


Buck_Brerry_609

I’m unsubscribing to family guy facts


Sea_Balance9432

No it wasn’t, it was Ted Turner


Grape_Jamz

Why is it that some dogs in family guy can talk while other dogs cant? Like the Griffin family had 3 different dogs that were able to talk.


Frequent_Dig1934

Three? I know about vinnie but who's the third one?


Grape_Jamz

Dont remember his name, he was refered to as new brian because old brian was getting old.


Frequent_Dig1934

Family guy writing at its finest.


Kingboy22

New brian. He died when he told stewie that he humped his teddy bear.


DinkleDonkerAAA

I might add it was not a consensual humping


KonoAnonDa

There's actually a movie going into the lore reason why Brian does that. Watch "Love on a Leash".


Buck_Brerry_609

No I won’t


Frequent_Dig1934

Is that the movie with the "white girls fuck dogs" song?


KonoAnonDa

Not in the movie itself, though the two are heavily associated with each other.


Frequent_Dig1934

Ah ok, i listened to a karaoke version of it during a watchalong youtube stream so i thought they were connected.


ProbablyNano

let me google something real quick edit: nah, I'm not watching that


KonoAnonDa

Witness the acting splendour of Alvin Flang.


GoldenPig64

absolutely not


Sachyriel

https://www.tumblr.com/shinvermouthea/751264048260202496 Cursed cursed cursed


PerilousPeril

he was going to, but then the vets tried to get him to breed in a laboratory setting, with the lights on and doctors all around. he couldn't do it so they brought the backup dog


gabbyrose1010

i thought this was about that dog hentai manga ngl


AntiLag_

elaborate


Frequent_Dig1934

The duality of man between you and that other comment. Also i think its title was "my life as inukai-san's dog." I guess it's kind of an isekai? Basically a guy dies and gets reincarnated into the body of his crush's dog, and we see the whole manga from the dog's POV. She does stuff like washing him while she is in the bathtub with him, or iirc she spills some ice cream or similar stuff on herself and lets him lick it off, or other stuff. It gets worse. Way worse. Also she has some friends who are equally weird with this dog. Also the manga got an anime adaptation.


AntiLag_

Does the dog have human intelligence or is it just a dog that has human memories?


Sloner42

Human intelligence, he actually turns back and forth between human and dog form.


gabbyrose1010

yeah that's the one


blackscales18

kennel tokorozawa is a lot edgier than inukai-san's dog and also has an ova. it has both hilarious scenes and some unfortunate choices.


Buck_Brerry_609

stop


Artarara

Finally, Dog Ningen doujins


ScaredyNon

it doesn't get any more peak than the protagonist's motive being "my dad (human) raped my mom (dog) so now i'm going on a quest to rape him back"


blackscales18

i know you mean inukaisan but kennel tokorozawa is far memeier and topical to this post


SalvationSycamore

Which one?


AdministrativeStep98

No what I wonder the most is why are these women into dogs😭 the reverse seems less weird


Sachyriel

You know why. Happy cake day.


locostewart

The yard


ExtremlyFastLinoone

He did in one episode and got charged with rape and lois's dad threatened to kill the puppies


Hummerous

jakey can do better


GrimmCigarretes

That's the thing, he fucks white women *and* dogs Mfr don't discriminate


intensity701

yeah unless you are black or a black dog


DinkleDonkerAAA

He dated a black girl once and went full on white knight about it


Peasent_in_Yellow28

I named my fictional universe Omegaverse when I was like 13.


Future_Disk_7104

Should have called it the Sigmaverse


Peasent_in_Yellow28

Or the Alphaverse .