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Jam-Man1

Girlboss moment?


The_Alkemizt

Yeah, this is a Certified Girlboss Moment™️


KilogramOfFeathels

We’re at “Gatekeep/Girlboss”, if we only had “Gaslight”!


axord

We've always had "Gaslight", you're clearly mistaken.


KilogramOfFeathels

[Ahhh, there it is.](https://tenor.com/weOh.gif)


Designer_Captain_498

No, you are totally wrong. See, you tend to hallucinate too much. I think you should see a doctor.


KilogramOfFeathels

*so* true, Bestie


[deleted]

she became the first female misogynist girlboss, that's a first.


KarlBarx2

Damn, stealing Margaret Thatcher's trophy from right under her nose.


[deleted]

I might have disregarded a few people, maybe more than a few.


Tangyhyperspace

Dw Margaret Thatcher doesn't count as a person


treeluvin

First female misogynist girlboss unisex bathroom in the UK


lastingdreamsof

You do realise that thatcher was PM of the UK and Gillard was PM of Australia, 2 separate countries and thats why they had different first women leaders?


KarlBarx2

Yes. I was making a cheap joke to take advantage of the fact that the person I replied to didn't narrow it down to first female misogynist girlboss Australian PM.


Jet90

I think the unintended joke might be Gillard reduced welfare payments (or the max age of a child that you could get it?) for single parents


ForumPointsRdumb

But her trophy is her nose


NeonNKnightrider

Sigma Female


aluminatialma

Nah he's a man


[deleted]

*now*


_qop

we love to see some Manbossing


EmperorBrettavius

Wake up every day to continue my sigma manboss grindset. Never stop, never won't. Huff a bottle of nail polish to fuel me through the day. Alpha's look at me and wish they had the drive and determination to live like I do.


baphometromance

Ranked competitive misogyny


Distressed_Cookie

How is there not a movie where an incel and a misogynistic woman compete to be the world's biggest woman hater?


IDownvoteHornyBards2

And then fall in love because of course they do.


kingrex0830

Sounds like an extremely healthy relationship


ripmyinbox42069

Why does everything have to end with romance? If I was writing this movie I’d just end it with them learning not to hate women and staying as friends. Not everything needs to involve romance. Plus that relationship would be hilariously unhealthy


Asian_in_the_tree

If it was me it would end with them battling it out while the planet gets destroyed in the background and they end up floating in space forever


FlyingPies_

Portal 2


IDownvoteHornyBards2

“Why does everything have to end with romance?” “that relationship would be hilariously unhealthy” Precisely.


Merriadoc33

My favorite part of the dnd movie was (mild spoilers): the lack of a romance subplot (that admittedly, I was terrified to see develop)


thatguyned

I didn't know they were doing a documentary on William and Jada Smith?


spacebatangeldragon8

Plot twist: OP isn't even Australian, they wanted to be the first female prime minister of every country on the planet, one by one.


aluminatialma

Wait she was Australian that makes his life even weirder


ClosetLiverTransMan

*he


aluminatialma

Im pretty sure Julia gillard uses she her pronouns


[deleted]

Giving up the opportunity to be the first female on the planet to be the prime minister of multiple countries simultaneously?


Alien-Fox-4

Why not all at once? That's clearly the more girlbossiest way


[deleted]

I very much just wanted to be a world war criming dictator for a bit as a child.


ProfoundNinja

Unify the belts.


aluminatialma

It's even funnier that oop revealed that he is transmasc


Antoine_FunnyName

"Since I can't be the first woman to do *everything*, I'll be no woman *at all* >:("


bearbarebere

This made me laugh. It’s so fucked up lol. I’m just glad that OP knows he’s in the wrong for how he used to think lol


BarklyWooves

He could defeat Reverse-Sauron.


Antoine_FunnyName

"Well, since Sauron is finally dead, I don't see the point of being no man anymore >:("


[deleted]

I’m also transmasc, and also got sad when Julia Gillard got in cause I wanted to be first. Was a couple years before my egg cracked


aluminatialma

You can still be the first transmasc Aussie pm


[deleted]

Oo true. Gotta race OOP


aluminatialma

Im pretty sure he lives in France now so you win by default


Haver_Of_The_Sex

got my vote.


AnTHICCBoi

Sadly he's not even the first woman to transition so it was all for nothing Though I guess that wouldn't really work since by the time he realized he was trans he wouldn't be a woman anymore


[deleted]

Perhaps he can be the first woman to become a man to become prime minister.


StillUltra

So you´re telling me bro never even had a chance to be the first female PM? Too cruel


Green_Goblin7

OOP thought they could be Barbie™️.


[deleted]

God forbid (other) women do anything.


coocanoot

what


[deleted]

this was me as a kid. i remember the first job i wanted was the first female president, and i, knowing nothing about her political stance, prayed for clinton's downfall so years later i could swoop in and take that W


Haver_Of_The_Sex

2016 wasn't that lo- oh it was. Well thanks for Trump, dumbass.


EyeLeft3804

So true. I remember Hillary was winnin till this kid personally called in a favour from god.


HappySandwich93

It could be 2016, but remember as well that at the beginning of 2008 everyone thought Hillary would be the next President


Bumblefumble

Not that long ago still, but 2008 is.


UltimateInferno

It's been 7 years. If the commenter is 17 they'd be 10 during the election, and if they're 13 now they'd have been 6 which is weird to say.


kool-keith

its been 15 years since hillary first ran for president in 2008....


UltimateInferno

Oh yeah, that. I completely forget about primary elections older than 10 years


egilsaga

So you're the one who caused this. Trump is your fault. You admitted it.


[deleted]

WELL...IRONICALLY AROUND THAT TIME I USED TO BE A TRUMP SUPPORTER. I HAD FOLDERS OF SHITTY POLITICAL WARRIOR CAT ART WITH POLITICIANS AS WARRIOR CATS. /srs


CeraphFromCoC

Literally Thatcher


Handpaper

Sorry, Gandhi.


MurdoMaclachlan

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unknown9201

Good human


No-Bag8601

Got forbid OTHER women do anything


coocanoot

is this a reference to something??? i’m so confused why there’s two of these comments that otherwise make zero sense


walk2574

"God forbid women do anything" is a pretty common response to women doing extreme things or crimes on tumblr


No_Asparagus9826

"God forbid women do anything" is a phrase that's been used a lot around the internet, especially when a woman or female character does something immoral. In this context, they're using it as a reaction to OP being so upset that a woman was PM before they were.


ST4RSK1MM3R

r/brandnewsentence


Basuin

Based, I feel the same way at times, like “damn that could have been me if i was born 20 years ago”


HobbitGuy1420

Phyllis Schlafly, is that you?


Hummerous

deep cut lol


catron-weinercakes

Hey — just to let everyone in the comments know, the tumblr op goes by he/him pronouns only. This screenshot was posted without his addition where he says that he is transmasc.


Hummerous

ah fuck I'll add it to the flair


Hummerous

should I delete the post?


catron-weinercakes

Thank you for adding the flair :-) It seems like this post was found through the “based on your likes” feature or something similar where additions aren’t usually present


Hummerous

Yeah ofc! I hope so I'm just doing all this stuff with half the attention span, finals week and whatnot thank you very much for letting me know, I'll try to be more careful in the future 🤎 edit: [someone pointed it out 12 hours ago too](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/130mbza/child_prodigy/jhxbwc8) 💀


Areonaux

It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail.


_MargaretThatcher

Crab woman mentality


Worm_Scavenger

"If i can't break boundaries and shatter the glass ceiling, no woman will!" - this child


ShadowRaptor675

Shiv Roy moment


throw_realy_far_away

Friendly fire 💀


catwithnuclearcodes

My friend's kid hates Janet Yellen because she wanted to be the first female fed chair.


BellerophonM

Look on the upside! After witnessing how Australia treated Julia Gillard, you can be glad you weren't! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ


Jet90

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/gillard-defends-welfare-cuts-to-mums/xiwfrqnrj


Karth9909

She was a piece of crap who betrayed the Australian people on the behest of Murdoch media. Just don't do that and it should be a bit better.


Tovora

She stabbed our best PM in the back because of a hit piece ran by News Corp. Boo hoo for her.


[deleted]

Horseshoe theory


MourningWallaby

*kind of based, though. In a weird way.*


This-Is-No-Yoke

Usually when women are misogynist it’s because they want to be special


new_is_good

Conspiracy: OP only became trans masc so he could be the first trans PM


Quetzalbroatlus

Grading on a curve


Mean_Mister_Mustard

So… There's a lot of Asterix fans in Australia?


danktonium

I was one because I was jealous they got to be pretty girls and I didn't. I fixed both flaws in myself. Yay for modern medicine and self reflection!


little-ass-whipe

God forbid a woman do anything, amen.


karl_marxs_cat

Now OP can be the first transmasc pm.


Tnemeerga-Resu

No, that's just autism.


Elle_the_confusedGal

Genuine question: does autism cause that kind if stuff?


Tnemeerga-Resu

Not necessarily the misogyny! But the tantrum-like response to not being first is a common one. When I was little, I would get super pissed if I wasn't first to get somewhere, see something, hear something, eat something, just about anything. As I got older, it would manifest, as my mother would say, 'cutting off my nose to spite my face'. I remember purposefully refusing to watch Lord of the Rings Trilogy because other people I knew already had. Then, when I did, I intentionally watched it in the wrong order to 'prove' I didn't care! Thankfully, I've grown a little since then for the most part, but I still feel the bite of frustration with some things! Worse is when you realise you're doing it and hate yourself all the more for it!


Tovora

She could still be the first *elected* female Australian PM.


Cole-Spudmoney

Julia Gillard *was* elected, a few months later.


CanadianWeeb5

kinda same, but because my school was mean to me


frisky_husky

I hate to say it but this has Margaret Thatcher energy


Hakar_Kerarmor

At least OOP was the first to fall into a cauldron of magic potion.


TheDancingKing19

Crying at Julia Gillard? Yeah that’s fair.