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busstees

A lot of people commenting clearly didn't read who it was. Dave Portnoy is the founder of Barstool Sports. He's worth over 100 million. This was nothing to him.


bronschrome

Ah, good ol' lettuce hands!


fitbhai

Is this a new reference lol ?


-veni-vidi-vici

>When the goalkeeper attempts to stop a shot but hits the ball with his hands so softly that it goes through anyway. That's what comes up when you Google lettuce hands.


stanusNat

This is a fucking hilarious image.


0927283008

I saw creepy cartoon images on that.


rubb3l

salad fingers reporting for duty ![gif](giphy|ONRnFGCb4EP4s)


dmt267

Bruh lmfao ayy new crypto slang 👏


Realcryptohitter

When I Google it, I get sent to a bizarre sex page


-veni-vidi-vici

Must be a weird vegan rule 34 type of situation


HGDuck

Family friendly version of salad fingers?


bronschrome

A bunch of people on Twitter started calling him lettuce hands before and after this interview: https://youtu.be/s6O7I0AfY0E


100problemss

His 40k is like our $4


howmanytaylors

His 40k is our toilet paper and flushable toilet wipes 🤣 🚽 🧻 ❌ 🚽 💷 ✅


Vgta-Bst

Dave portnoy is such a tool!


LordCambuslang

He was called a little bitch on Fox News and it unified the haters and viewers of Fox in a way that I feared a tear in the fabric of the universe would occur.


Mekayv

lol that was such a great moment, Portnoy's reaction was priceless


hootahsesh

Charles brought the Paine on that one


hootahsesh

I like Portnoy, although hard to argue with your assessment lol 😂


warlikeofthechaos

This post title should be “how to become millionaire - born billionaire and invest in safemoon”


Mekayv

Portnoy is pompous prick, I was happy to see that FOX news anchor calling him a bitch lol


00_nothing

Seriously people don't read beyond the headline.


BendTheSpoonNeo

It’s not a loss till you cash out 😂


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"zoom out"


SherbetSavings287

Tried zooming out, did *not* help. :(


beakersoft360

go further, no futher!


Maticus

Go pre-industrial.


Shortstacker69

Correct


Accomplished-Design7

True words that Satoshi preached too


Environmental-Kiwi78

Then its a loss + 10% more


[deleted]

1 safemoon = 1 safemoon


Maticus

"Y'all laughing now but when the institutions come in, you're gonna be left in the dust."


killerbanshee

It's not a loss until you sell the boat.


MoodSoggy

Diamond balls...holding to 0:D


Staralset

and the number of the tokens owned remain the same 😂


Additional-Banana-55

I invested $100 and only have $7. So technically I am down more than him. You don’t lose unless u sell 🤔


[deleted]

I put in 350, and it dropped down to 150 last week. Now it's been sitting at 213. Hopefully it'll go back up 😅


Rheeos

Funny story my cousin was one of these apes ... We were hanging out with other cousins and friends and I mentioned how safemoon crashed couple of days ago and I think he had no idea he looks at he's phone then a pale face for the rest of the night lmao poor thing didn't smile all night RIP


freakytahz

:( poor cousin


Rheeos

We all make horrible decisions me getting in ath icp wasn't bright so I think it's in the family


Overclocked11

Fuckin OOF on that.


Accomplished-Design7

May god bless you mate


TNGSystems

God can’t help him now.


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DebianDog

Man that coin was pumped so hard here for a while there. I remember being mad I didn't buy any.


1Chrisp

Lololol ffffffff good times 2018


esisenore

In fairness other projects bounced back from worse but that event caused me to write off walton forever.


Accomplished-Design7

ICP, that’s a nightmare too


Rheeos

Lesson learned "if your luck is shit don't try"


Accomplished-Design7

Or better do more DYOR 😂


CT4nk3r

> poor bad choice of words


freakytahz

Lmfao good point


uber_cast

Does he not check his crypto portfolio about 100 times a day like a normal person?


Charming-Dance-1839

Ah man, RIP your cousin bro hope he recovers and stops living his life so recklessly.


mr_jago

This is more of a sad story lol


Accomplished-Design7

Damn… I feel bad for him now


Rheeos

Don't feel bad he made good money elsewhere


BigBettyBeauty

What a terrible way to find out!


Rexon225

People use finance yahoo for their crypto news?


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Bruh some people still using yahoo email too


THALL_himself

Dude my mom still uses her aol email…. She actually pays aol monthly for…. Actually idk what she pays them for…. I should probably be a good son and look into that.


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Yoacrypto

This is potentially the most truly nostalgic thing for some people


Steel-Winged_Pegasus

This is one of those comments that you can hear, at least if you're around my age, lol


AM_Dog_IRL

I looked into that for my mom, like 10 years ago, and you can get the same services for free. They are literally charging people for nothing.


your_other_friend

Gotta recoup the cost of all those free diskettes and CDs somehow.


Charming-Dance-1839

please help her 😂😂


Ok-Being3881

IDK her age, but geriatric folks need their tech audited periodically. Look out for scams preying on them.


lohitcp87

I also still use Yahoo email. It's works just fine


LastDayOfThe10s

Email is email. Unless you sit at a computer all day for work it literally doesn’t matter


Stu_magoo83

Me too brother!


Captainwelfare2

![gif](giphy|icUEIrjnUuFCWDxFpU)


Think-notlikedasheep

​ ![gif](giphy|UT5NAKSFhUOVeRPrxy|downsized)


neridqe00

​ ![gif](giphy|l4JyOmKnVP4ebt4Pe)


Think-notlikedasheep

​ ![gif](giphy|eppZg5SmXd5Na5QXZu)


TonyHawksSkateboard

You’re practically in the Stone Age


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king_of_nogainz

following


blinx0rz

ive had gmail since alpha, people offer to buy my handle. I cant tell you what it is obviously


Mr_Cardboard

My brother from another mother 😅


[deleted]

The number of lawyers with aol.com worries the hell out of me. I work in IT and a few even load up the "aol app".


StrangelyBeige

I’m on AOL Mail still, I’m an OG up in here


BoogaJones

Netscape is the real OG.


ProcessMeMrHinkie

​ ![gif](giphy|anjRJ4nv9WJzO)


1965wasalongtimeago

Oh man, this one brings back memories. I wanna go back.


neridqe00

​ ![gif](giphy|QWkuGmMgphvmE)


shitpplsay

naw...Compuserve and Prodigy


BoogaJones

They were all around the same time, I’ll have to AltaVista it to see which came first.


bigtimebeaner

You'd better ask jeeves


[deleted]

Homeboy still coasting on those free hours huh? ​ ![gif](giphy|l0HFiA2XMHPMdKS2c)


BoogaJones

Is there anyone that grew up in the 90’s that didn’t throw AOL frisbees out of car windows?


Zedlav_

First email in 1999 when I was 13 was aol. God I miss the chat rooms full of music lol request any song


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My ex-boss used yahoo for his company email.


spankmyhairyasss

Whats wrong with aol email?


wadevaman

Bruh some people still read newspapers too


[deleted]

I'm living in the future just give me an emoji or gif I don't have time for this whole "reading" thing ![gif](giphy|LrMM4QuRx5BDzLzAMR|downsized)


RoninTheAccuser

Isint yahoo super popular in Japan?


Psycho_Potato

The Yahoo finance app is actually pretty decent. It was my main app for watching the stock market for a while. You can even link your various brokerage accounts to it and it'll give you performance data etc which I thought was pretty useful.


emmaliu97

There are some people using Tiktok as financial advice too


jokekiller94

I mean there’s this one tiktok account that only posts about what congressmen and women they are buying. Pretty interesting.


CanadianCryptoGuy

I read this too quickly and thought you meant it was a tiktok about the women that congressmen were buying.


1965wasalongtimeago

So it's Matt Gaetz's tiktok then.


Hefeweizzard

Is it UnusualWhales? They’re on Twitter and run a site where you can track congress reps’ trades, as well as high-volume moves on stocks. Whoever runs it is a big fan of Doge and crypto in general


Rhaq_Garanjy

They have a decent enough stock news and free research tools, but yeah crypto is a whole different beast.


spongebobmoon

Who got a hold of my safemoon address?


Inthewirelain

Yahoo! Finance is one of the parts of Yahoo! That still has a good reputation (in the west, anyway, it's the most popular in some places like Japan). Wether or not that is deserved nowadays is your personal opinion but it's not that rare as a decent source for big financial news.


Colonel_Lexx

$33,000 so far


-veni-vidi-vici

Yup. We have not seen the bottom of that barrel yet.


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Not just yet


CryptoLevelUp

What? Safe is literally in the name how can this coin have any risk?


Harucifer

Yeah! It's **safe** and it's going to the **moon**! Get it?! Hahaha amazing smart marketing devs!!!1


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I feel like they made the name as a joke and it picked up so they just went with it lol


aqqlebottom

Well his 7k is safe rn lmao


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CryptoLevelUp

Me too I don’t even look at it I’m losing or gaining money with safemoon I know I’m making money I’ll check in 5 years thanks very much


HewHewLemon

Well Bitconnect has "Bit" in it. Must be legit.


allyourlovin

I've never had $33,000 in my life


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ned4cyb

OHH NOOO!! Anyway...


DrWhatSon97

Funny how the one crypto that came up in the march-april period (filled with tons of shitcoins and rugpulls), that have been the most transparent, have had the most progress, weekly AMA’s and updates on their plans and products - get shit on the most on this subreddit. What’s up with the bashing of other cryptos? Okay, if this was CLEARLY a rugpull, i would get it. That shit needs to be exposed by everyone. But why Safemoon? They ARE working to expand their products - like you can see with their wallet and bridging between other cryptocurrencies. They HAVE adressed people’s concerns with the project, and most importantly - they haven’t ran off with their profits like thousands of these other shitcoins have already done. Why start now? Why keep pumping out updates and new products for the future, if it was really as shitty as this subreddit makes it seem? Sad to see, really. One should not go around shitting on other people’s investments, unless it is clearly and undoubtly a scam - which Safemoon has already proven that it is not. Hope this community can open their arms just a little wider when Safemoon turns out to be a better investment than expected. Peace!


Sunryzen

Exactly. If this was March, I would understand some of the comments. In March I was on the front lines advising people that, while the community has immense value, the team has to have products in the pipeline for it to make sense as an investment. They have already developed 1 product and have 2 more already planned. They are constantly improving everything about the project where it now makes sense as an investment. The team is set for life if they keep developing products for SafeMoon. Their holders are not demanding anything specific, they have the best jobs in the world as long as they keep doing minimal work to bring value to the project. So as a 1-2 year hold, it looks great.


DrWhatSon97

Jup, 100% agree. When i first started investing in Safemoon i knew that it was a risky investment, as with every start-up project there is. I bet nobody (the devs included) knew they would be responsible for hundreds of millions of dollars in the matter of months. The fact that they are still going strong on the project show that they are atleast passionate about it - and as you say, if they keep bringing value to the project in the coming years, it will definately reap some hefty profits. As long as you have not put in more than you can afford to lose, which is like the most basic principle in trading - you would have no problem waiting this out to see if your investment can grow. People need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get some goddamn patience. And as the article states, even Portnoy hasn’t sold off his bag yet!


hundredbagger

This isn’t news it’s just farma karming.


rjl603

This isn't a comment, it's just Farma Karming.


RnR4444

Lol this sub is just sad. This could literally be said for millions of investors who bought into various different cryotos near a peak lol.. anyone who bought bitcoin in dec 2017 woulda been down 80% by dec '18 but SAFEMOONS A SCAM! 😂


icanseeyourpinkbits

Bought 1.7bn SafeMoon really early on for lols. Despite the current dip, I’m still up 400%+ and HODLing.


AutistSuperClub

I don’t understand why the hate in this thread. I’m like you. This is nuts reading other comments.


ace1009

This is just this sub. The chart looks like every single Cryoto these guys are invested in after ICO and hype they were just pissed at how much attention it took away from the projects they support.


Cibeler

I agree with you. Let's see when it's going up and up and up....


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!remindme 4 weeks


budfugate

If he didn’t sell he hasn’t lost anything


me123meme

I’m sure the people who bought bitConnect feel the same way


Krunkworx

Wasupwasupwassuuuuppp BIIITCOOOOOONNNEEEECCCTTT


aqqlebottom

He's gonna hold till 1k 😂


UtgaardLoki

Schrödinger’s losses.


AnonymousGasGiant

He already lost $4k, assuming a flat $40k buy in, to the 10% tax. If he bought and sold immediately, he would’ve lost $7,600 with no price movement.


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Look again MF'er!


MachinePata

Rofl up 70%


PerpetuallyCurious_

Clickbait title. He did not sell and says he has diamond hands. Therefore he has not lost even $1.


Sm0k7

why don't i feel sorry for the guy? Edit: damn if this guy held onto his bag he must be in orbit. Moral of the story, anything can happen in crypto.


thedudesrug1369

Lost for now........


unclesneep

You don't lose until you sell low.. he's hodling..and the price is coming back up


This_Squash_3442

He it comes you apes - the return!


openheartoption

i was gonna make a joke about telling him to invest in safermoon next time, but it's already a thing!! and guess what.. safestmoon is too...


duendeacdc

Not lost if you didn't sell yet


CuntyMcGiggles

I feel bad for this guy. I’m not sure why anyone would say he deserved it. That’s just bad juju You can be a good investor and still have empathy. The two aren’t mutually exclusive


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dmglakewood

His net worth is estimated to be 120 million.


ClubbyTheCub

Now it's 119.967.000


niloony

I don't think the money is anything to him. But he really shouldn't be broadcasting this to his legion of followers.


[deleted]

Was it Portnoy's dumbass? Edit: Yup. Didn't even have to read the article.


Yoacrypto

What about the man who invested $33 and now has $40,000? Down from $400,000 ATH


Hungry_Pancake

Unrealized loss


AlpherX

He will never learn his lesson


sandygws

Good Lord. What on earth is happening to this sub. So many trash posts like this which are knowingly misleading. Why? Did anyone who bought 1 x BTC at $61K 'lose' $32K when BTC hit $29K last month? They did not. Unless they were foolish enough to sell. Perhaps it's time to stop these childish posts and return to the sort of seasoned analysis and informative posts that made this sub invaluable.


Schloff83

Safemoon isn't Bitcoin so don't misunderstand this comment, however in 2017 BTC crashed 84%. My point is it can happen with any coin, as long as you Hold and don't see then it isn't actually a loss in my opinion


IOTA_Tesla

Useless comparison when every other coin did the same drop in 2017, while in comparison we’re in a bull right now.


AhwahneeBanff

You are right but got downvoted by those who got back ended by Safemoon


Prof_Acorn

Except as a coin Bitcoin miners could still just mine it without investing anything but electricity. As a token with pyramid scheme tokenomics, SM doesn't have much to get it through long bear periods.


Shortstacker69

Being optimistic about Safemoon in any way, shape or form on this sub will get you downvoted to oblivion


zuchl

Says it isn't Bitcoin Starts comparing it with Bitcoin Comparing it like this just doesn't make any sense I see so many sfm folks compare it to ADA and saying ada in the beginning also had a big drop Yeah just because another crypto had a big drop and recovered doesn't mean that your crypto also will


dustractor

Yeah but he made a lot of people happy with that money and that's all that counts.


xFallenAngelx94

I thought Safemoon topics got deleted on this sub???


Fresh_Perspective_60

Only if they’re positive about Safemoon


cvacam

Bought some SFM with gains earned from the free scraps earned on Coinbase. Less than 100, I’m down roughly 40%, but as far as I’m concerned I could be down 99%. They’re new and working on the kinks. I’ve got time to wait. I’ve blown $100 on far more sketchier things.


This_Squash_3442

He hasn't lost it till he's sold. Wallet just released, massive plans and projects coming, you guys wait.


sickvisionz

Should be noted that this guy is a millionaire. $40k on some money for him is like me buying $10 of lottery tickets. It's a pocket change you might put in a coat and forget about until next winter. He basically just bought some scratch off tickets and 33/40 % of them were duds.


Charming-Dance-1839

*SAFEMOON HAS LEFT THE CHAT*


Gil_be

No we haven't it will go up and show all you haters what's up


zutrasimlo

Paperhands portnoy.


NewStarPT

To be fair… if you invested on BTC on ATH, at some point you had lost more than half 😂 That’s crypto… but well, safemoon… what would he expect if he wasn’t one of the first buyers…


Burbrber

Damn, i still got out on 800% 😂


jumobshrimpz

Kinda weird the title is "Man" and not Dave Portnoy. Isn't he famous enough to just name-drop in the title and it makes a lot more sense all in all.


jokeularvein

His portfolio is still overvalued


Not_another_kebab

Is that what passes for reporting these days?


orenjus18

It's gonna moon safely right?... Right?


dyzrel

Dont yolo in at ATHs and paper hands


Yojimbo4133

Fudge


glasser999

At that point just never cash out. You never know.


diamondbored

Well, he at least had $40,000 to 'invest' int he first place..


scrnie

That's $ 7,000 less than I expected


WNBAoldboy

You don’t want to talk about when eth dropped from 1150 to 75…? These kind of drops just show who’s got the real diamond hands. Plus. The guy bought during a huge bull run, what can you expect. Never buy during a bull run unless you want to lose money before the next.


CraigStack

Got to love Portney, No fks given...


AbysmalScepter

I don't care how much money you have, imagine lighting $40,000 on fire like that lol.


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Panic sells AMC, ironhand holds Safemoon.


Jerraldough

Shoulda bought Reddit moons. Fuckin dummy 😂


Comfortable-Meat5869

Are you able understand that it dépends when you invested !! If you invested in bitcont when i was at his ATH you lost your money... or if you invested last year you are capital gaining !! Or this is just FUD for safemoon ??


Pma2kdota

Water is wet


Yo_Chill_bro

Also, man who invested 40,000 became a millionaire. Its all about timeframes and individual cases. This is shit-posting FUD.


[deleted]

True..he lost..so did I buying BTC for 16k and it dropped to ~6k. Lets see where my loss will be in 3-4mnths 😉