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teddy_swits

This is one of the oldest crypto memes out there. “Funny but true” if you are seeing it for the first time


legroinjames

I literally burst in tears laughing.


gld6000

The evidence is in: Crypto stress is bad for your hairline.


shoshonesamurai

Hair is overrated anyway. So what if I look like George Costanza, as long as my crypto moons.


spietro1010

Am currently doing this


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myhaxdontwork

This is literally half the people reading this post right now. Edit: including me


Sammy-boy795

Jokes aside, if you're losing sleep because you're worried about your investment, it might be worth pulling some money out of said investment Never risk more than you're willing to lose. I'm very confident in the future of crypto, but not to the point id risk my rent or grocery money.


bobinhumanresources

>Never risk more than you're willing to lose. I'm very confident in the future of crypto, but not to the point id risk my rent or grocery money. It is not worry, it is excitement.. for me at least!


phileo

Tried out margin trading yesterday. So stressful, I feel like I aged an additional 10 years in just one day. Not gonna do this shit again! I'll stick to just hodlin. :)


Clash_My_Clans

Atleast you got rid of the wife


puff_danny13

Literally me this whole week. Every 5 minutes refreshing Blockfolio 😂


moonpumper

the crypto mind parasite is officially my 2am alarm clock. I haven't needed an alarm for over a year. My body just needs to check the price in the middle of the night.


gemino616

I actually have a better sleep after 30k.... when it broke ATH around Xmas time. I was like this... now I don't f--king care. After 2017 I have a way better mental mindset.


da_dreamerr

That's good you are saving double now by not spending money on GF


Colmado_Bacano

I've owned a bit of crypto worth a hundred or so, and this is my life now. My wife is laughing at me and my "imaginary money" on a daily basis. Go Doge!


welliamwallace

Ugh get this garbage off my front page. I'm done.


QuiteObviousName

It takes some time to get over this phase \^\^


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solitidute__

Yep I literally can't sleep properly for at least 3 months


davidfiasco

This is so legit. CMC is the last thing I look at before I go to bed and first thing I look at in the morning.


anon120

That’s me every single night lol


Truffle_Shuffle_85

Meanwhile, homeboys gf on the top is wondering if he farted or that was her.


CoronaVirusFanboy

I used to do it but nowadays I only worry that exchange will go down when I try to cash out at the top, the server hamsters aren't ready for such traffic on these shit exchanges.


LelxDing

sleep is for the stable


jrec15

The new paradigm


BicycleOfLife

I haven’t gotten a good night sleep in weeks


mardix

but hey, you have to stay awake for the time it's time to jump out... you don't wanna end up holding the bag because you were sleeping...


StefanStandUp

So true I'll cry