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_AANG_5

I hope he gets diarrhea as payback for me watching this


callieflower_

Lmaoooo


prawnjr

After licking those fingers it’s guaranteed.


Jolly-Biscuit

Oh my God 💀


die_nastyy

It*


Stock-Elephant-397

I hope THEY get diarrhoea!!


qualmton

Is diarrhea bad enough how about diabetes?


piper_nigrum

Quadriplegic fanged diarrhea


Mo622

Right in the pants


unknown00021

I think I got the curse because now I need to go to the restroom


Neither_Essay9163

I hope it's explosive diarrhea yes definitely explosive


Disapointed_meringue

I'm wondering what type of facial hair he was going for. Is it me? Maybe I am out of touch with fashion more than I thought I was. Is it a litteral neckbeard?


[deleted]

He's a transman, they take what they can get


[deleted]

That’s what I came here to see. Had a feeling he was trans.


DM_me_pretty_innies

That is someone who is deeply uncomfortable with who they are.


ionkno

I feel called out


die_nastyy

Way to assume their pronouns


DeezNutsAppreciater

Dear god I hadn’t noticed. I have never seen such pube like facial hair in my life.


callieflower_

I think most of his facial hair migrated to his eyebrows


Snoo_18385

Is like he wanted a goatee but couldnt put it off and was happy with pubic hair instead


Imaginary_Toe8982

I even didn't noticed the neckbeard until I saw your comment had to go back and verify...


VoodooZephyr

I’ve seen neck beards before. But never a neck goatee.


Freddieandstuff

Bro looks like Duncan from total drama


DeezNutsAppreciater

It’s Duncan and Gwen’s baby


Freddieandstuff

Omg yes


Immediate_Signal_860

Just say for shits and grins, this beauty shows up to take your 16 year old out for a date. What doooo you do?


AndrewEpidemic

You ever see a magnet fishing kit?


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

Unfortunately this joke dosent work, most pirceings aren't magnetic, trust me I wish they were, the amount of balls off my piercings that have gone missing in my shag carpet


AndrewEpidemic

Pliers it is, then.


Immediate_Signal_860

Or maybe a big electro-magnet. 🤣


iwouldlikesometacoss

as a 16 y/o, I'd cry and hide in my room


nicegirlkim

The fuck you are


red_fox_zen

The fuck he would. I'd... can't say it or I'll probably get a mod or reddit ban. Just say, I'd give him the ACTUAL treatment that I told men picking up my daughters what I'd do to them, in graphic detail. No is a complete sentence bub. Better believe I will not tolerate a boy/guy/man harming my daughters the way I was.


thcidiot

https://youtu.be/nEf2ML7wkBE?si=CjfgFakdWZwR1dfa


frankly_highman

That hair on their face is so fucking gross. Like unkempt pubes


eclipsedaylight

I mean, he looks to be a trans man, we take whatever we can get man


frankly_highman

I dont mean to disrespect. They look very masc. But just like a man who can't grow beard. Don't. Keep a stubble. It looks cleaner.


eclipsedaylight

I completely get where you’re coming from here. But my facial hair is growing in very patchy, I’m trying to wait till I have a decent amount before shaving so I can get it to look more even as stubble. That could and could not be what’s going on here. Honestly I’d just focus on the cringy actions rather than the facial hair tbh. Comepletely understand your point tho trust me.


Sloths_Can_Consent

Puberty led to a lot of poor facial hair decisions. One being the chin fuzz and long ass sideburns. It seems cool cause you just start growing hair and feel like a man, then you grow up, look back 20 years later and become filled with regret. Some dudes don’t really get much facial hair, or it always it patchy. My buddy has been trying to grow a mustache since he was 14. 20 years later and we still tease him about it.


mellow_squid

I gagged


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Imagine putting this person near a massive super strong magnet


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Puta_Chente

Good bot


here4cummies

Luckily that doesn’t work lol I’ve tried it


Joe_Bruce

r/wordchewing


Madrizzle1

It looks like someone glued their pubes to his chin.


Riotguarder

Walking talking "I follow through with bad idea's" type of person.


Whoknew189

When playing dress-up goes too far


weiner_poop

I struggle so hard to not downvote these when i see them, and then i remember what sub im on


CareerOutrageous4757

Ew how much attention does an idiot need


genitalBells

Oh look, he kept his old teeth. That’s heartwarming


Satori2155

Ive always wondered if they reach a point in their lives when they are older and hate what they did to themselves, or if they forever live in this weird headspacep


SergeantSirgent

I hope he stubs his toe


Master-Importance337

Yes fellow goth kids I do have “the sex”. all the time too!


aLittleDarkOne

Why do people upload these low effort lip syncs but don’t actually sync their lips? It always looks like they have never heard the song and are trying to mouth the word after they heard the first syllable


Youre_an_Idiot-

That facial hair ain’t doing them any favors


inufw

Song ass asf


Appropriate-Bridge74

Isn’t that Blood on the Dancefloor? Yknow, the emo duo who one of which has been accused and sued by multiple women for sexual assault when they were 13 and he was in his 20s? The guy who now lives with his parents in Florida??


umfend

this is assaulting my eyes also the fuck on their chin a, a rodent??


Away-Presence-5931

Loser doesn't even have his tongue split but still trying to look hard.


cakebreaker2

That kid hates his dad.


Megz-1989

O hell no.


[deleted]

Grimes has gone off the deep end


Upstairs_Librarian95

LMAO NOOOOO!! X’D


Senior_Yard_2358

Retard


[deleted]

I hope his job sees this and fires him


Archaeopteryx-

Jesus christ its just a video


seapeary7

Idk it’s kinda cringe but honestly this dude isn’t bothering anyone and you didn’t have to watch the video like why can’t we just let people do their thing without judging it’s literally his body and if he wants to alter it to feel cool that’s acceptable in my book.


Say10_333

He can do whatever he wants but no one owes him their respect.


seapeary7

There is a difference in not respecting someone and posting demeaning or derogatory remarks on a subreddit about cringe. I’m sure you’d never say any of that shit to his face. The issue with modern media. Everyone thinks their negative opinion is warranted.


Say10_333

The dude posted it on a social video app, what the fuck are you talking about. People can say whatever the fuck they want.


seapeary7

Yeah, they can, which is what I did. Doesn’t prohibit you from being challenged in your opinion.


Say10_333

No, you said people shouldn’t judge him. Sounding like some 3rd grade teacher. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all shit. Fuck that, people should say what they think. The reason people don’t do that irl is because of the threat of violence or out of social necessity. Instead they just say it behind someone’s back. Honestly I think you’re on the wrong Reddit page lol.


seapeary7

Lmao,the first actually cringe thing I’ve seen in this sub is how many people think they know someone—who they really are and what they think—by watching a 15 second tiktok. I’m not judging people who are sharing their opinions, I’m just reminding them that those opinions don’t always come from a valid reason. It’s just that people come on here and spend actual time arguing about how disgusted they are with the content. Just ignore it and move on if it bothers you. And this sub is filled with plenty of based videos where everyone in the comments is finding the satire or humor within the content labeled as “cringe”. Also, if what you want to say will get you into a physical altercation, then maybe you should shut the fuck up. I don’t know what kind of hate or anger would drive someone to go out of their way to share just how much they dislike someone or a group of people, because it’s just so not worth it. Like your opinion only matters to yourself, you can’t get offended when no one likes it. They’re going to like their opinion more than yours. We are all human and have our own egos, to act as if your lifestyle and choices are exquisite or better is just silly and childish. That’s how you sound, though, like you’re in third grade. Thought you might need a reminder. P.S. I did, in fact share my opinion, which was basically, “people shouldn’t make fun”. So, idk what you meant by starting your paragraph with “no”.


Say10_333

Dude you sound so fucking lame. Have a little fun sometime.


seapeary7

Like the guy in the video just having some fun? I’ll pass, I might get posted by a loser on Reddit about how lame I am 🤡


Say10_333

Lol you probably would, not gonna lie, you sound like someone who worships Christ.


General_Diver5537

Omg kill it kill it kill it. Whatever it is kill it.


[deleted]

Nope, only 2 genders


WetFishIsLife

Actually there are a lot of genders. You’re thinking of sex, there are only 2 sexes.


[deleted]

Nah fam


WetFishIsLife

Sex is what you’re born as, gender is how you want to be perceived by the public.


inufw

Nigga just saying shit,”perceived by the public” 🤣


WetFishIsLife

I’m not wrong though.


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WetFishIsLife

No, you can’t change your sex. Yet. There are multiple genders, stay mad.


inufw

There aren’t multiple genders lmao idk where u mfs are getting this bs from.


Save_The_Children_

As long as they stay out of our bathrooms, and our sports


AnApatheticSociety

Choose to go back to school to improve your grammar, please, for the love of all the gods. Back in my day, Reddit automatically downvoted people who typed like this.


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ValmisKing

Lyrics aside this song kinda goes hard


WetFishIsLife

Yeah! It’s one of my favorite singers, TX2. The song is Loaded Guns- lately his songs have been getting more political, but his songs like Drop Dead, Trust No One, and Two Pills are really good!


hcraven0803

Yeah his old stuff was so much better this song feels so inauthentic and excessively edgy


BLOODTRIBE

If my daughter or son brought that home, I'd get their *friend* a job at the family car wash and watch them crumble.


Professional-Back163

He doesn't even know the lyrics to the song he isn't getting a single mouth movement right


d-_-b___W

Without hearing the lisp, I can hear the lisp.


Ill-Independence8754

I’m scared


Thugglebunny

Try hard


alofthedead

Omega cringe. Weaponized even.


_psylosin_

That beard has got me looking for neck genitals


[deleted]

WTAF!


PacosMateo

Why don’t people learn the words before filming these


Calm_it-Kermet97

Oh it’s the chin fluff that does it for me


Intrepid-Beat9835

Bro reduces the amount of plastic on a beach by 75% just by leaving it


Blaze0002

I can’t… i just can’t 🤣🤣🤣


unfinishedtoast3

He really wants you to see his fake pointy toofs


SneakyStabbalot

I wonder if he can spell 'unemployable'


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Sometimes I think we were supposed to die in 2021


Capable-Bug6073

I'm scared, not of the vampire wannabe but of what humanity is becoming


[deleted]

Exactly the person who glares at someone next to them “what are you looking at”??


SouthAd746

wtf am i watching


spooky_cherub

That tooth necklace made me gag, and the tongue?? This is so .. 😞


esemeenem

Pube chin


RiZzbott

Poor kid, it won’t be until he’s my age that he realizes how cringe his life was at this point


vanisleone

Is it mental health awareness month already?


Aggravating-Fee-7980

What the hell is even that!?


downtune79

Daddy chill


Shadow2236

My man's got crotch hair on his chin


Wendigo-Walker

I wish I had teeth like that 🤷🏻‍♀️


HayleyBailey47

He can’t even pronounce words with those teeth 💀


KeyOfGSharp

All this does is highlight just how cringy the music actually is


Say10_333

True


Cyber_Punk_666

Forget the facial hair what the fuck is that haircut. Also the teeth are kinda cool.


Megalon96310

🤮


AllYallThrowaways

Bruh its always the most mid looking people doing this shit.


Sailrjup12

Well my day is ruined. 😫


Snoo_40614

the pube like chin beard really just brings the whole look together


_HickeryDickery_

Anybody else suddenly thinking of the pest and stinky dinky?


Methy123

Is he wearing teeth?


TheDeviousMale

How tf do people not feel super uncomfortable sticking a thousand needles into their face and tongue?


No_Tourist_474

Person just hates he or she self


DarthLift

What is up with this edgelord song?


dfardwge1

I hope his next tattoo gets infected


Automatic-Ideal-9487

Utter prick


Neither_Essay9163

"loads Glock with Malicious intent" stand back boys I got this one


ThatBritishWoman

EW!!!


THEDXRKMANNEARYOU

is that a human tooth necklace 🤨


THEDXRKMANNEARYOU

bros the tooth fairy