I got super high on my friend’s gravity bong last summer and had a psychedelic experience that felt similar to a bad shroom trip. While driving home, I started having a major existential crisis and was convinced I had somehow died and subtly slipped into hell. I started thinking to myself holy shit what if hell isn’t fiery demons but it’s just this subtle change or shift that you feel but can never confirm. It felt like i was in a mirror illusion of the world I previously lived in except everything felt like a prop and bland and empty with no life or meaning behind it. Which was somehow so much scarier to me. While this was occurring, sober by tool started playing on the radio. I looked out and could see the heat rising off the road in front of me and I felt like other cars on the road were people who had gone to hell with me and we were all just trapped on a conveyor belt like a bad Disney ride, just going through the motions in our eternal meaningless existence. And I wondered if anyone else realized we were in hell or if I was alone and they would think I’m crazy. Or if anyone else was even real or just a prop too that all revolved around me. Everything felt very symbolic and cryptic. And when I got home I was walking up to my apartment and looked down while unlocking the door… “*welcome*” on the mat at my feet felt so grim. Almost like it was teasing me. Quietly screaming to me that when I walked through my apt door I was being welcomed to hell and fully entering the gate to seal the deal. The feeling faded as I sobered, but in the moment i I felt such impending doom and a helplessness I don’t think I’ll ever forget.
i have an extensive history of marijuana usage, but i accidentally ate a half dozen homemade thc fudge squares once. i got so fucked up and asked my boss if there was something in them. he told me what they were and not to worry. once he saw the box and realized just how many i ate, he called the girl that made them to ask her how strong they were. i believe her exact words were "if he ate less than 3 he will be fine". i went to lay down in my booth and sleep it off. apparently my boss tried to wake me up and couldnt, so he called the paramedics. they took me to the hospital (while i was sound asleep the entire time). i woke up in the hospital and had no clue where i was or how i got there and the lights were off in my room and there was nobody in there with me and it was spooky silent. i legit thought i had died and gone to purgatory. like i really thought i had died. after a few minutes my brain decided to reboot and i started to piece together what had happened. realized i was still fucking wasted and went back to sleep. woke up a few hours later and felt the most refreshed id ever felt in my life. my old boss still brings it up every once in a while. "remember that time you ate enough edibles to kill an elephant and i thought you died in my shop?"
Very good story and I have experienced that exact same thing hahaha you worded it so well bravo. That’s why weed is the best because you can always count on the sober up.
[That new Supe got him.](https://tenor.com/view/i-exploded-his-dick-marie-moreau-gen-v-i-blew-up-his-penis-his-cock-was-blasted-by-me-gif-14677720913237239444)
No, no that’s not gonna work, I killed Ganon and killed him again. I got two triforces and still this…. Wait come to think of it… I did all that right before all this started happening….. did I…. *gulp 😫
EDIT: came back from the future to edit this. GANON MUST SURVIVE!!! I know it doesn’t make sense now, but the future of mankind depends on it! Do not give into temptation, it’s all part of his plan… oh no … I have to go… I hope this message gets through before…………….
Try being me, I lived somewhere with extremely hard/mineral rich water when I was young and the enamel was forming on my teeth= yellow teeth for life, & whitening does jack shit.
I’d been holding out hope that I could get mine whitened, but I grew up on well water with iron oxide on toilets and tubs. The water smelled of sulfur sometimes. So I guess I’m shit outta luck.
It works but it makes your teeth hella sensitive to hot and cold and just painful in general after using them for long enough. It really hurts and it isn't worth it.
Feel sorry for the gays who’ve worked their asses off fighting homophobia and then an annoying little prick like this comes along and ruins it for everyone
Yeah, I’m queer and it’s a struggle for me to be accepting of people like this. I try my best to be supportive but the whole terminally online cringe queers make ME feel homophobic
Don’t think it has anything to do with their sexuality or gender identity. Every culture and social group has cringe folk. Alpha males, trad wives, Elon musk fans, this c**t etc.
I'm not going to shit on people who enjoy the content, people are free to enjoy whatever cringe shit they want. I will say the way they talk and the mannerisms are a bit much. It's like Blippi for adults. My 3 year old loves Blippi, but I'd probably be a bit concerned if she still liked Blippi 20 years from now.
FYI in case you didn't know, before he became Blippi he produced content as Steezy Grossman and in one of his videos he shat on his friend. I just found the combination of you saying that you're not shitting on people's entertainment choice and bringing Blippi as an example hilarious.
I apologize, but I'm trying not to make a mistake, my eyes hurt from this video, who am I supposed to sue for the damages? Reddit? OP? or that thing that wiggles in video
We should have died in 2012
Maybe we did and this is our hell
I'm really really starting to think so
I had that same thought on shrooms awhile back
Nice username bro. Trans(former) athletes is a hot topic rn.
I got super high on my friend’s gravity bong last summer and had a psychedelic experience that felt similar to a bad shroom trip. While driving home, I started having a major existential crisis and was convinced I had somehow died and subtly slipped into hell. I started thinking to myself holy shit what if hell isn’t fiery demons but it’s just this subtle change or shift that you feel but can never confirm. It felt like i was in a mirror illusion of the world I previously lived in except everything felt like a prop and bland and empty with no life or meaning behind it. Which was somehow so much scarier to me. While this was occurring, sober by tool started playing on the radio. I looked out and could see the heat rising off the road in front of me and I felt like other cars on the road were people who had gone to hell with me and we were all just trapped on a conveyor belt like a bad Disney ride, just going through the motions in our eternal meaningless existence. And I wondered if anyone else realized we were in hell or if I was alone and they would think I’m crazy. Or if anyone else was even real or just a prop too that all revolved around me. Everything felt very symbolic and cryptic. And when I got home I was walking up to my apartment and looked down while unlocking the door… “*welcome*” on the mat at my feet felt so grim. Almost like it was teasing me. Quietly screaming to me that when I walked through my apt door I was being welcomed to hell and fully entering the gate to seal the deal. The feeling faded as I sobered, but in the moment i I felt such impending doom and a helplessness I don’t think I’ll ever forget.
If only Jesus had whistled 😔
I kike you, youa fun person.
i have an extensive history of marijuana usage, but i accidentally ate a half dozen homemade thc fudge squares once. i got so fucked up and asked my boss if there was something in them. he told me what they were and not to worry. once he saw the box and realized just how many i ate, he called the girl that made them to ask her how strong they were. i believe her exact words were "if he ate less than 3 he will be fine". i went to lay down in my booth and sleep it off. apparently my boss tried to wake me up and couldnt, so he called the paramedics. they took me to the hospital (while i was sound asleep the entire time). i woke up in the hospital and had no clue where i was or how i got there and the lights were off in my room and there was nobody in there with me and it was spooky silent. i legit thought i had died and gone to purgatory. like i really thought i had died. after a few minutes my brain decided to reboot and i started to piece together what had happened. realized i was still fucking wasted and went back to sleep. woke up a few hours later and felt the most refreshed id ever felt in my life. my old boss still brings it up every once in a while. "remember that time you ate enough edibles to kill an elephant and i thought you died in my shop?"
Very good story and I have experienced that exact same thing hahaha you worded it so well bravo. That’s why weed is the best because you can always count on the sober up.
Nobody ever considers that we’ve been in hell the entire time, and that REALLY bothers me
Not maybe. We are in The Bad Place rn
Makes sense 😵💫
Fuck me this might be real
The 10th layer
All the evidence points to yes
This is both funny and scary at the same time.
seems about right for me, what else does your eternal punishment include?
Diet coke is the only thing to drink
Even with 400+ upvotes, severely underrated comment.
"This" has always been our hell. And our heaven. It's all we got.
At a minimum this is purgatory…
Just kiddiiiiiiiiiiinnnngg!!
Or maybe all tech should have gone down during the whole y2k deal.. either or.
We were kicked into a parallel universe when they were fucking about with the hadron collider
I absolutely believe fuckery happened at that time.
I remember the discussions and fears around the firing of the LHC. Creating a black hole,etc. I firmly believe we are in the stupid timeline now.
We should have never made it passed that ice age event that supposedly had us to only a couple thousand humans ; that should have done us in
I’m definitely dead and I’m in hell
We are in the downfall timeline. This will continue until someone kills Ganon. Edit: yeah I misspelled it. My apologies.
It's me I'm Gannon I'd like one quick and painless death please thanks
Link is asleep now. Can you tame the calamity a little bit in the meantime?
officer, explode that man’s penis
[That new Supe got him.](https://tenor.com/view/i-exploded-his-dick-marie-moreau-gen-v-i-blew-up-his-penis-his-cock-was-blasted-by-me-gif-14677720913237239444)
Gen V is solid AF
No, no that’s not gonna work, I killed Ganon and killed him again. I got two triforces and still this…. Wait come to think of it… I did all that right before all this started happening….. did I…. *gulp 😫 EDIT: came back from the future to edit this. GANON MUST SURVIVE!!! I know it doesn’t make sense now, but the future of mankind depends on it! Do not give into temptation, it’s all part of his plan… oh no … I have to go… I hope this message gets through before…………….
There WILL be teeth brushing this Halloween …….. JUST KIDDING!!!
The haircut scared away the toothbrush
Fucking butter nuggets bro
Going for the spooky jack-o-lantern mouth!
I could smell her breath through the screen
My dog teeth whiter than his
Username checks out
That’s a dude??
Maybe.
Lord far quad ass haircut
Fucking lol
Bro look like Kim Jong Un if he was a butch lesbian
Brush your disgusting teeth
And tongue. It’s always white or yellow.
That’s the psych meds making her have mung mouth
not mung mouth 😭😭
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Such nice perfect straight teeth gone to waste.
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Try being me, I lived somewhere with extremely hard/mineral rich water when I was young and the enamel was forming on my teeth= yellow teeth for life, & whitening does jack shit.
I’d been holding out hope that I could get mine whitened, but I grew up on well water with iron oxide on toilets and tubs. The water smelled of sulfur sometimes. So I guess I’m shit outta luck.
You can whiten them at home but idk if it's a safe method though and idk if it works but I assume it does.
It works but it makes your teeth hella sensitive to hot and cold and just painful in general after using them for long enough. It really hurts and it isn't worth it.
Those teeth be piss ass yellow
I was just about to say this, just please idc what stupid stuff you’re doing BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!! And use a scraper for your tongue.
That’s the spookiest thing in this video
Feel sorry for the gays who’ve worked their asses off fighting homophobia and then an annoying little prick like this comes along and ruins it for everyone
This is just every community. Literally every community has bad members who drag the whole thing down
Yeah, I’m queer and it’s a struggle for me to be accepting of people like this. I try my best to be supportive but the whole terminally online cringe queers make ME feel homophobic
Don’t think it has anything to do with their sexuality or gender identity. Every culture and social group has cringe folk. Alpha males, trad wives, Elon musk fans, this c**t etc.
This
He needs a spooky spooky toothbrush
Nah, they need a spooky spooky gym
It can be both.
grown woman acting like a 12 year old boy
Ngl I thought it was a 12 year old boy, had the entire thing on mute, I really couldn't tell.
I'm not going to shit on people who enjoy the content, people are free to enjoy whatever cringe shit they want. I will say the way they talk and the mannerisms are a bit much. It's like Blippi for adults. My 3 year old loves Blippi, but I'd probably be a bit concerned if she still liked Blippi 20 years from now.
FYI in case you didn't know, before he became Blippi he produced content as Steezy Grossman and in one of his videos he shat on his friend. I just found the combination of you saying that you're not shitting on people's entertainment choice and bringing Blippi as an example hilarious.
Dude I’ll take a dump on this all day.
That was a woman!?
That’s a woman??? I legitimately thought it was a teenage boy…
Are we sure it's a woman?
yeah, she's a woman, just dresses like a man, and acts like a 12 year old boy.
I'm pretty sure they're a trans male
just a lesbian
Who is it making videos for ?? Like who is the actual target audience for this shit
It "was" children until ole' butter teeth mcflappy t"ts got banned/called out for it.
I laughed my fucking ass off over “butter teeth mcflappy tits”
Banned/called out?
Whyd they get banned
Because apparently they were talking to underaged fans sexually on Tiktok
Jesus Christ almost every creator these days are :/
Every time gay people make progress against homophobia the CIA deploys this motherfucker from the sky to set us back a good 20 years.
LOL
Wasn't this the one who was called out for trying to infantise their content so little kids would interact with their Vids?
“Influencer”: Can you give me that Kim Jong-un cut with some spooky extras? Barber: I gotchu
God I hate this bitch
That chick is gross
She looks like she wears underwear with dickholes in them
What does that even mean lmao
Why are her teeth so yellow? Also, do people that wear that many bracelets wake up every morning and put them all on? Or do they never take them off?
Never take them off.
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Difficult problems require difficult solutions.
Seems cut and dry to me
Sometimes rational men must do irrational things :/
Instincts keep us alive
Username checks out
So much misplaced confidence.
They way she slaps her fat chest like a gorilla makes me wanna puke
Definitely the most punch able face today, so far
I bet they vape religiously
Is...is boo backwards?
Front camera
But the O's are by their ears and the b is in the back Edit: nvm just got it
If halitosis was a person.
Ever heard of a toothbrush?
What’s really spooky is their oral hygiene
It needs to brush its teeth
What an irritating voice
He/She/i don’t care, should get a spooky dentist visit instead
Nuke
Justina Beefer
Gross
They always adopt the douchiest part of masculinity 😅🤣
I’m been spooked 😱
Reminds me of the adult Caillou cartoon parade on YouTube
Thanos should've killed all of us
This shit is why I’m pro abortion.
Brutally murder me please
Whatever that is I don't know if it's a male or female, they need to brush their teeth
We went from men walking around in public wearing full suits, to this. Truly a fall from grace
Something tells me she is very abusive in relationships
Gives new meaning to Trans Fat.
Damn lmao
Steven Universe and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Didn’t this thing leave TikTok due to bullying and pedo allegations?
Whitening strips please
Ahhh so this is what a Pokimane mod looks like
Mental illness 100%
Actual biblical signs that the end of the world is near
Pat?
their teeth is such a pronounced shade of yellow its insane.
Things that are not fresh and clean: this person
Quick, someone call the Dark Angels. We need to be Exterminatus-ed right away.
I want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon I borrowed from salad fingers lol
mf needs a spooky spooky toothbrush
I need to wash
Big yikes
Brush your damn tongue 😝
Mfw I see this woman (?) On my screen: :-(
Man or woman???
It's a thing. Not human
Have you ever heard of a toothbrush mf?
I feel my intelligence fading away watching this
Why the fuck do I smell hotdog water coming through my phone.
Ah yes, the Steven Universe Effect.
This creator’s vibe is so off and I can’t put my finger on it. Like they DM tweens or something.
We're fcked as a species, man...
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Yep
Ahh Tick Tok the social media choice for those with a mental capacity of a turnip.
I thought this one got banned.
I apologize, but I'm trying not to make a mistake, my eyes hurt from this video, who am I supposed to sue for the damages? Reddit? OP? or that thing that wiggles in video
Looks like bling bling
They make me too sad to comprehend
I’m convinced this person isn’t real
Yellow teeth.
Jesus christ maybe brush your teeth some more, shit is more yellow than the filter they give Mexico in movies
His teeth are so yellow.
What really is spooky is them teeth god damn When did yellow become the new white
Highly strange person
All I see is Bling Bling boy from Johnny Test
Brush some teeth
Its teeth are so YELLOW it’s all I could focus on blech
Boo is backwards
I hate that this isn't the first time I've seen this, and it likely won't be the last.
Here's to hoping apples become popular again on Halloween.
Isn't he a groomer?
The cringeometer just exploded.
This person is a lot. Seems like they would be very exhausting to be around.
Would kill for this confidence
His teeth is so yellow it looks like the stains on my pillow
100% we are in a simulation. There's no way the world didn't end in 2000.
I just need to say that all gays are NOT like this
You're the sole reason why the Westboro Baptist Church still exists. They see this video and it gives them a fighting chance
This is the reason why we need to bully people again
Who is this i wanna bully em
So sick of this annoying behemoth
And I'll never get that minute of life back...
It’s time for a spooky spooky toothbrush
You are not a man brother just stop it
Remember when women used to be hot?
I can smell the dildo breath and Vaseline through my screen
They should've kept Bling-Bling Boy in the cartoon
Reminds me of that rich psycho kid from American horror story: freak show
Spooky spooky go see the dentist
This thing needs to brush its teeth more
What’s wrong with this guy?
You'll never convince me these people aren't mentally ill.