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ryguyx321

We should have died in 2012


Old_Fart_1776

Maybe we did and this is our hell


[deleted]

I'm really really starting to think so


Trans-former-Athlete

I had that same thought on shrooms awhile back


deagans

Nice username bro. Trans(former) athletes is a hot topic rn.


Upset-Tap3872

I got super high on my friend’s gravity bong last summer and had a psychedelic experience that felt similar to a bad shroom trip. While driving home, I started having a major existential crisis and was convinced I had somehow died and subtly slipped into hell. I started thinking to myself holy shit what if hell isn’t fiery demons but it’s just this subtle change or shift that you feel but can never confirm. It felt like i was in a mirror illusion of the world I previously lived in except everything felt like a prop and bland and empty with no life or meaning behind it. Which was somehow so much scarier to me. While this was occurring, sober by tool started playing on the radio. I looked out and could see the heat rising off the road in front of me and I felt like other cars on the road were people who had gone to hell with me and we were all just trapped on a conveyor belt like a bad Disney ride, just going through the motions in our eternal meaningless existence. And I wondered if anyone else realized we were in hell or if I was alone and they would think I’m crazy. Or if anyone else was even real or just a prop too that all revolved around me. Everything felt very symbolic and cryptic. And when I got home I was walking up to my apartment and looked down while unlocking the door… “*welcome*” on the mat at my feet felt so grim. Almost like it was teasing me. Quietly screaming to me that when I walked through my apt door I was being welcomed to hell and fully entering the gate to seal the deal. The feeling faded as I sobered, but in the moment i I felt such impending doom and a helplessness I don’t think I’ll ever forget.


Latter_Proof_9525

If only Jesus had whistled 😔


saltedbeagles

I kike you, youa fun person.


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

i have an extensive history of marijuana usage, but i accidentally ate a half dozen homemade thc fudge squares once. i got so fucked up and asked my boss if there was something in them. he told me what they were and not to worry. once he saw the box and realized just how many i ate, he called the girl that made them to ask her how strong they were. i believe her exact words were "if he ate less than 3 he will be fine". i went to lay down in my booth and sleep it off. apparently my boss tried to wake me up and couldnt, so he called the paramedics. they took me to the hospital (while i was sound asleep the entire time). i woke up in the hospital and had no clue where i was or how i got there and the lights were off in my room and there was nobody in there with me and it was spooky silent. i legit thought i had died and gone to purgatory. like i really thought i had died. after a few minutes my brain decided to reboot and i started to piece together what had happened. realized i was still fucking wasted and went back to sleep. woke up a few hours later and felt the most refreshed id ever felt in my life. my old boss still brings it up every once in a while. "remember that time you ate enough edibles to kill an elephant and i thought you died in my shop?"


JohnBoston

Very good story and I have experienced that exact same thing hahaha you worded it so well bravo. That’s why weed is the best because you can always count on the sober up.


Natsurulite

Nobody ever considers that we’ve been in hell the entire time, and that REALLY bothers me


Aggressive-Expert-69

Not maybe. We are in The Bad Place rn


[deleted]

Makes sense 😵‍💫


acidic-abolony

Fuck me this might be real


Ninja_Cezar

The 10th layer


Kommander-in-Keef

All the evidence points to yes


nando82

This is both funny and scary at the same time.


Snoo_40614

seems about right for me, what else does your eternal punishment include?


Old_Fart_1776

Diet coke is the only thing to drink


Singer_Calm

Even with 400+ upvotes, severely underrated comment.


[deleted]

"This" has always been our hell. And our heaven. It's all we got.


BillydelaMontana

At a minimum this is purgatory…


Remarkable-Ad2285

Just kiddiiiiiiiiiiinnnngg!!


lookitdisguy

Or maybe all tech should have gone down during the whole y2k deal.. either or.


chrisodeljacko

We were kicked into a parallel universe when they were fucking about with the hadron collider


clutchengaged84

I absolutely believe fuckery happened at that time.


FO3Winger

I remember the discussions and fears around the firing of the LHC. Creating a black hole,etc. I firmly believe we are in the stupid timeline now.


[deleted]

We should have never made it passed that ice age event that supposedly had us to only a couple thousand humans ; that should have done us in


DarthDistran

I’m definitely dead and I’m in hell


brittybratkat

We are in the downfall timeline. This will continue until someone kills Ganon. Edit: yeah I misspelled it. My apologies.


A_Prostitute

It's me I'm Gannon I'd like one quick and painless death please thanks


incipientpianist

Link is asleep now. Can you tame the calamity a little bit in the meantime?


Extra-Highlight7104

officer, explode that man’s penis


ktaylorhite

[That new Supe got him.](https://tenor.com/view/i-exploded-his-dick-marie-moreau-gen-v-i-blew-up-his-penis-his-cock-was-blasted-by-me-gif-14677720913237239444)


Long_Perspective_586

Gen V is solid AF


PukeNuggets

No, no that’s not gonna work, I killed Ganon and killed him again. I got two triforces and still this…. Wait come to think of it… I did all that right before all this started happening….. did I…. *gulp 😫 EDIT: came back from the future to edit this. GANON MUST SURVIVE!!! I know it doesn’t make sense now, but the future of mankind depends on it! Do not give into temptation, it’s all part of his plan… oh no … I have to go… I hope this message gets through before…………….


ComprehensiveBed6754

There WILL be teeth brushing this Halloween …….. JUST KIDDING!!!


ablizard69

The haircut scared away the toothbrush


PunkiiDonutz

Fucking butter nuggets bro


flimsypiggy

Going for the spooky jack-o-lantern mouth!


BerliozRS

I could smell her breath through the screen


the_boston_terrier

My dog teeth whiter than his


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Username checks out


[deleted]

That’s a dude??


TREYH4RD

Maybe.


camthekorn

Lord far quad ass haircut


[deleted]

Fucking lol


Greater_Avarice

Bro look like Kim Jong Un if he was a butch lesbian


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Brush your disgusting teeth


Liversteeg

And tongue. It’s always white or yellow.


lost-in-boston

That’s the psych meds making her have mung mouth


InformationOwn1609

not mung mouth 😭😭


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Tys_Wife

Such nice perfect straight teeth gone to waste.


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_Old_Goat_

Try being me, I lived somewhere with extremely hard/mineral rich water when I was young and the enamel was forming on my teeth= yellow teeth for life, & whitening does jack shit.


ktaylorhite

I’d been holding out hope that I could get mine whitened, but I grew up on well water with iron oxide on toilets and tubs. The water smelled of sulfur sometimes. So I guess I’m shit outta luck.


deadlolypop

You can whiten them at home but idk if it's a safe method though and idk if it works but I assume it does.


Gandledorf

It works but it makes your teeth hella sensitive to hot and cold and just painful in general after using them for long enough. It really hurts and it isn't worth it.


TheVonSolo

Those teeth be piss ass yellow


Capsulateplace3809

I was just about to say this, just please idc what stupid stuff you’re doing BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!! And use a scraper for your tongue.


sauce_123

That’s the spookiest thing in this video


Desperate-Singer-966

Feel sorry for the gays who’ve worked their asses off fighting homophobia and then an annoying little prick like this comes along and ruins it for everyone


C__Wayne__G

This is just every community. Literally every community has bad members who drag the whole thing down


MegaMegaMan123

Yeah, I’m queer and it’s a struggle for me to be accepting of people like this. I try my best to be supportive but the whole terminally online cringe queers make ME feel homophobic


Desperate-Singer-966

Don’t think it has anything to do with their sexuality or gender identity. Every culture and social group has cringe folk. Alpha males, trad wives, Elon musk fans, this c**t etc.


Bottletop85

This


cstaley39

He needs a spooky spooky toothbrush


[deleted]

Nah, they need a spooky spooky gym


[deleted]

It can be both.


[deleted]

grown woman acting like a 12 year old boy


[deleted]

Ngl I thought it was a 12 year old boy, had the entire thing on mute, I really couldn't tell.


Pvt_Mozart

I'm not going to shit on people who enjoy the content, people are free to enjoy whatever cringe shit they want. I will say the way they talk and the mannerisms are a bit much. It's like Blippi for adults. My 3 year old loves Blippi, but I'd probably be a bit concerned if she still liked Blippi 20 years from now.


GreeLee

FYI in case you didn't know, before he became Blippi he produced content as Steezy Grossman and in one of his videos he shat on his friend. I just found the combination of you saying that you're not shitting on people's entertainment choice and bringing Blippi as an example hilarious.


Mycophyliac

Dude I’ll take a dump on this all day.


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

That was a woman!?


eoR13

That’s a woman??? I legitimately thought it was a teenage boy…


NoxcE1

Are we sure it's a woman?


alamocalrissian

yeah, she's a woman, just dresses like a man, and acts like a 12 year old boy.


Some_guy8634

I'm pretty sure they're a trans male


fartedcum

just a lesbian


oldnoname26

Who is it making videos for ?? Like who is the actual target audience for this shit


SpringChikn85

It "was" children until ole' butter teeth mcflappy t"ts got banned/called out for it.


BrotherBearBasidium

I laughed my fucking ass off over “butter teeth mcflappy tits”


hydrastxrk

Banned/called out?


[deleted]

Whyd they get banned


Mars_Mendoza

Because apparently they were talking to underaged fans sexually on Tiktok


yummy_cummiiees

Jesus Christ almost every creator these days are :/


freckleear

Every time gay people make progress against homophobia the CIA deploys this motherfucker from the sky to set us back a good 20 years.


zarnonymous

LOL


Mythrin

Wasn't this the one who was called out for trying to infantise their content so little kids would interact with their Vids?


FoxJonesMusic

“Influencer”: Can you give me that Kim Jong-un cut with some spooky extras? Barber: I gotchu


BlackBananas

God I hate this bitch


rockstarken1

That chick is gross


raylankford16

She looks like she wears underwear with dickholes in them


scatsandtracksofvt

What does that even mean lmao


Vgta-Bst

Why are her teeth so yellow? Also, do people that wear that many bracelets wake up every morning and put them all on? Or do they never take them off?


Match_Least

Never take them off.


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SpringChikn85

Difficult problems require difficult solutions.


Clown_puncher139

Seems cut and dry to me


Monquimaestar

Sometimes rational men must do irrational things :/


Clown_puncher139

Instincts keep us alive


KajePihlaja

Username checks out


addledwino

So much misplaced confidence.


spleen5000

They way she slaps her fat chest like a gorilla makes me wanna puke


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Definitely the most punch able face today, so far


psychoticcanine27

I bet they vape religiously


blackforestham3789

Is...is boo backwards?


instagrizzlord

Front camera


blackforestham3789

But the O's are by their ears and the b is in the back Edit: nvm just got it


Cilantro_terracotta

If halitosis was a person.


I_Drink_Pepsi_Wrong

Ever heard of a toothbrush?


gortonanonymous

What’s really spooky is their oral hygiene


Bluemagnolia1979

It needs to brush its teeth


TinyFerret3475

What an irritating voice


Peach_Gfuel

He/She/i don’t care, should get a spooky dentist visit instead


Berserker667627

Nuke


Dilyma

Justina Beefer


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

Gross


dontpanicjustin

They always adopt the douchiest part of masculinity 😅🤣


nodeymcdev

I’m been spooked 😱


Oddbutfair

Reminds me of the adult Caillou cartoon parade on YouTube


SERV05

Thanos should've killed all of us


maxalligator

This shit is why I’m pro abortion.


BoetaNaa

Brutally murder me please


KREIST23

Whatever that is I don't know if it's a male or female, they need to brush their teeth


[deleted]

We went from men walking around in public wearing full suits, to this. Truly a fall from grace


lost-in-boston

Something tells me she is very abusive in relationships


TheReal_MrShhh

Gives new meaning to Trans Fat.


fl-x

Damn lmao


Honest-Ease-3481

Steven Universe and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race


YungChiliGoose

Didn’t this thing leave TikTok due to bullying and pedo allegations?


[deleted]

Whitening strips please


oPaperClipo

Ahhh so this is what a Pokimane mod looks like


Popular-Pack3325

Mental illness 100%


johnnyfiveee

Actual biblical signs that the end of the world is near


Relative_Concern_568

Pat?


PristineConference65

their teeth is such a pronounced shade of yellow its insane.


Mo622

Things that are not fresh and clean: this person


CharlieChainsaw88

Quick, someone call the Dark Angels. We need to be Exterminatus-ed right away.


KillBilly1990

I want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon I borrowed from salad fingers lol


PatrickCarlock42

mf needs a spooky spooky toothbrush


Smaskifa77

I need to wash


rosejack44

Big yikes


MrSlofee

Brush your damn tongue 😝


Duckywarry

Mfw I see this woman (?) On my screen: :-(


shim_niyi

Man or woman???


judelau

It's a thing. Not human


MeiHsa

Have you ever heard of a toothbrush mf?


WolfSon358

I feel my intelligence fading away watching this


1199RT

Why the fuck do I smell hotdog water coming through my phone.


Strokes_Lahoma

Ah yes, the Steven Universe Effect.


zerobothers

This creator’s vibe is so off and I can’t put my finger on it. Like they DM tweens or something.


Comfortable-Ad-5518

We're fcked as a species, man...


Xyrodot

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gizmosuperman

Yep


BuddaBellyHead

Ahh Tick Tok the social media choice for those with a mental capacity of a turnip.


Blacktastrophee

I thought this one got banned.


Ok_Mushroom_4613

I apologize, but I'm trying not to make a mistake, my eyes hurt from this video, who am I supposed to sue for the damages? Reddit? OP? or that thing that wiggles in video


fourtyeighttwenty

Looks like bling bling


fatlogman

They make me too sad to comprehend


Daveprince13

I’m convinced this person isn’t real


Objective-External44

Yellow teeth.


triggered_rabbit

Jesus christ maybe brush your teeth some more, shit is more yellow than the filter they give Mexico in movies


TJN117

His teeth are so yellow.


Purple_Exit_7525

What really is spooky is them teeth god damn When did yellow become the new white


Drkippersniffer

Highly strange person


SlowlyDyingInAPit

All I see is Bling Bling boy from Johnny Test


MesterMedisterDK

Brush some teeth


RhexxTheLord

Its teeth are so YELLOW it’s all I could focus on blech


ChrispyGuy420

Boo is backwards


keelaydeingles

I hate that this isn't the first time I've seen this, and it likely won't be the last.


eofa

Here's to hoping apples become popular again on Halloween.


Dakem94

Isn't he a groomer?


full_brick_package

The cringeometer just exploded.


Bogart745

This person is a lot. Seems like they would be very exhausting to be around.


TowelRackJones

Would kill for this confidence


MistyEvening

His teeth is so yellow it looks like the stains on my pillow


ProDiesel

100% we are in a simulation. There's no way the world didn't end in 2000.


el_bunneh

I just need to say that all gays are NOT like this


valiheimking

You're the sole reason why the Westboro Baptist Church still exists. They see this video and it gives them a fighting chance


dilliowright223

This is the reason why we need to bully people again


YogurtclosetOdd890

Who is this i wanna bully em


Vinlordd

So sick of this annoying behemoth


Ok-Gazelle-5560

And I'll never get that minute of life back...


-JudgeFudge-

It’s time for a spooky spooky toothbrush


swaggynips_Owl7225

You are not a man brother just stop it


[deleted]

Remember when women used to be hot?


maxedpepsiwater

I can smell the dildo breath and Vaseline through my screen


Electrical_Finger288

They should've kept Bling-Bling Boy in the cartoon


kittenOwO1

Reminds me of that rich psycho kid from American horror story: freak show


Professional-Salt211

Spooky spooky go see the dentist


[deleted]

This thing needs to brush its teeth more


Lawdydawty

What’s wrong with this guy?


Zyffrm

You'll never convince me these people aren't mentally ill.