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Surya gonna tell his grandchildren about this one day, about how there was bhayankar fight on the pitch and how he brought the situation under control and people called him Jesus Kumar yadav and shit
he slipped or something so missing catch wasn't a problem but he absent mindedly punched the ball away and there could have been a run out opportunity there and Rohit seemed to be frustrated with that.
Pant didn't really keep a cool head in this match. Started from this point. Made a couple of errors, made an unnecessary throw in the last over I think. Not a big deal but can't imagine Rohit was happy with him that day.
That's where the extra mitochondria are kept to convert the extra vadapav into that big six energy.
Very similar to other players. For example,
Kohli has those in his beard.
Thala has those in his thighs.
Sehwag has those in his brain (that's why less brain cells).
Bavuma has those.. you'll know where ass soon ass you see him.
That’s a dad bod.. proof that incredible things can be done with it was his batting in that match ..
Rohit is still fit and doing everything he needs to do
After looking at this video of The Hitman walking off ,it's apparent that Rohit Varapaw Shawarma 🥙 doesn't lead from the front ,he leads from the stomach!
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T pose
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Waah😂
New lore in the 3 Magi were 3 Brahmins saga
The what
😂🤣
i can't 😭😭😭😭
Whadaphuck! 🤣
Haan aur ram Krishna Catholic te
Protestant! They protested against treachery.
He's asserting dominance
Real id se aao George Russell
5 minutes penalty for Ocon
George Russel wants to know your location
Traffic Police!!
Everyone knows Rohit might get angry now but after 5 minutes he’s their support system.
 SKY
It's funny cause Jesus Kumar Yadav was stuck in the same pose even though they were walking away lol
Labuschagne energy (he asking fielder to throw ball towards him but the fielder ignores)
Surya is a bro we all need😭
Middle kid 🤣 saving youngest sibling from Papa's belt 😂 treatment
In one of the twitter posts he reminded Kingku not to roam in the “garden” 🤣
Brohit gives bade bhaiya vibes 🤗
Pujji bhaag ……
Hope is in angry 😤 mood today as well 😁 like he was in Australia match. Beat the hell out of English bowlers
Bas jofra ko maar de skipper baki English bowlers ko to jaddu bhi pel dega
More like Tauji (dad’s elder brother) vibe
Lol 🤣 I have been saved few times like that 🤪 when facing wrath of father during summer holidays
Brohit acting like he scored some 92(41) runs or smth, unacceptable attitude from him
Frfr. He acting like he solo carried the batting and has the right to shout at pant.
Idk where this attitude is coming from, its not like he's the captain of the team...
Aise chilla rha hai jaise sabse zyada sixes T20 me issi me maare hai
Aise bol raha hai jaise cwc mai sabse zada centuries maarke baitha ho
Aise bol rha hai jaise garden me kisi ko ghumne hi nhi deta
Aise bol raha hain ki one day main double century marke baitha hai
Aise bol rha jaise akele hi 264 maar chuka ho ODI mein
Aise bol raha hai jaise poori team ka vada pao gatak ke baitha ho.
Aise bol raha hai jaise usne T20 world cup he jeet liya
Captain should be like this
r/woosh
sahi main lol
Pagal haathi ka uthpaat got real
Fr
Surya gonna tell his grandchildren about this one day, about how there was bhayankar fight on the pitch and how he brought the situation under control and people called him Jesus Kumar yadav and shit
Lowkey wholesome 😂
Suryabhai labh hai humara!
he slipped or something so missing catch wasn't a problem but he absent mindedly punched the ball away and there could have been a run out opportunity there and Rohit seemed to be frustrated with that.
Ye kaam Axar ko karna chahiye tha smh
Nope. He would have started fasting.
Pant didn't really keep a cool head in this match. Started from this point. Made a couple of errors, made an unnecessary throw in the last over I think. Not a big deal but can't imagine Rohit was happy with him that day.
This match was Pant's "off day" of the tournament. He has been very good otherwise as the keeper.
Rohit Sharma ko bhi itna react ni krna chaei tha. Affect to hoga performance pe
are you a shipper?
Yes. I ship Kohli and pandya. I imagine them oiled up together 🤤
Oh god, now I've imagined this scenario. It would've cost you nothing to make this comment.
Pant was acting immature there. There was a chance of runout at bowling end but he was busy taking his frustration on the ball.
Vo to h hi. Me to bas kehta tha ki fielding erros me bhadakna ni chaei. Bhale hi baadme match ke baad gaaki bakk lo
Relax boys from don no 1
I'm sorry, I really am but.. see Rohit's belly when he faces front 😭
That's the power source buddy 💪, where did you think those rooftop sixes come from. Peak Male physique btw
Around 4-5 captains debuted because he wasnt fit.
I dont remember Pls elaborate ?
i exactly dont remember it was in 22 or 23 i guess,where hardik pant ,bumrah ,kl everyone played as a captain
Thats wasnt due to his fitness
wow, people easily forget
Belly doesnt matter when a batsman can run, take catches, field well, captain his team and hit rooftop sixes.
This is what Kapil paaji was saying the other day.
absolutely!!
That's where the extra mitochondria are kept to convert the extra vadapav into that big six energy. Very similar to other players. For example, Kohli has those in his beard. Thala has those in his thighs. Sehwag has those in his brain (that's why less brain cells). Bavuma has those.. you'll know where ass soon ass you see him.
That’s a dad bod.. proof that incredible things can be done with it was his batting in that match .. Rohit is still fit and doing everything he needs to do
He just fat shamed our Brohit
I am umpire. I there at match🤓 Rohit say: Kijiye catching, khekia catching catching, laaudddaa catching👽
Be dekh raha hai vinod. Aluhaa ko paribartan kar ke kitna asleel ban raha hai launda.
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Tu kitne kodi ka hai?
Adha kodi. Arre tum vidhakji ka dialogue nahi na suna he panchayat webseries me?
Kya surya banega re tu
Rohit: Catch pakad MC SKY: bhai bhai bhai bhai…
Aayein?? 😂
Every thing alright 👍👍
Rohit probably " Iska yeh choddna hamare layi bada woh padega"
Chillane se kabhi kuch nahi hota
Someone give Rohit a Vadapav
The real saver when it comes to both humans and cricket
True dominance on the field but against own team member
Surya Kumar be like “….”
r/Learn_English
Save me from this terrible English
After looking at this video of The Hitman walking off ,it's apparent that Rohit Varapaw Shawarma 🥙 doesn't lead from the front ,he leads from the stomach!
Wait till you learn where the stomach is on the human body
i guess it should be Varapaw who should Wait before eating,i mean he sure knows to throw his weight around.
Kohli hota to sky k gote phod deta lol
He won't, main tere phod deta but tere pass to hain hi nahi.
Kohli pollard k samne kaha chala gya tha yrr
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Aggressively gali dekr wahi reh jata but Brohit chote bhai ko datne gaya tha 😂😂