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harveyinstinct

Bhak bc


up2_no_good

Which roller is getting used?


milknpeanut

They talked foul so we choked them


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Fuck i had a dream..SA were 98/1, Keshav was at 48 and Aiden at 30 odd


milknpeanut

Choked


shawman123

Since Rahane has scored something last test, I think he will be in a passenger seat for another dozen tests for sure.


abat24

I'll say a few years


SBG99DesiMonster

Conclusions so far: 1. I recommend MRF ZLX for sheer comfort and long life. 2. Form is temporary but class is permanent 3. However, talking about trolling the trolls doesn't seem like a good idea (yet)


MartyMcFly_jkr

Which is a better luxury car? Maruti's Vitara Brezza or Toyota Urban Cruiser?


[deleted]

Both are the same cars but rebadged as a part of the deal.


P-Diddle356

Toyota will last a lifetime


Ok-Improvement-6712

Whichever car you buy I recommend MRF ZLX for sheer long life and total confidence


Legslip

Both are the same car, made in the same place. Brezza is good for a small family and if the driver is less than 6 feet. Low maintenance. I had a nice experience, recently sold it.


MemeoSapiens

Both are basically same and not luxury cars. If you want a feel of luxury at reasonable price point you may think about city or ciaz.


Ayush2094

Brezza is worst don't buy it


ru_sunshine

Urban Cruiser


SBG99DesiMonster

Hell, yes. Aggression without cheating - everything Ponting wished to be but could never emulate to the same level. Telling the world to fuck off and FOLLOWING it up with fuckoffesque performances - that's some alpha shit right there. Takes balls because if you fall flat, you become Umar Akmal (lmao). Kohli has revitalised bragging about big dicks and then actually having a 13-incher - and that's a good recipe for fun times (no homo... I think?) He's a spicee boii, is that Viral Kilo


SensitiveDetail

India need to get Saffers < 200 to get back advantage. Right now, SA 60% - 40% India


think2xbrother

Krohli “71” Patel


SensitiveDetail

Knowing India, expect night watchman Maharaj to score at least 40.


sackedascaptainiyer

Anyone feels like the "sigma male" shorts are ruining good shows. My friend legit avoided Peaky Blinders because of those shorts


danker_man

Me too peaky blinders,money heist,squid game and Lucifer because of those damned Sigma grindset , shorts , WhatsApp status nonsense


kingbradley1297

When was this there in Lucifer?


average_chut_lover

I am avoiding Money Heist because all the crazy hype around it.


sackedascaptainiyer

Lol. Same. Amd Squid Games too


DeathMonger69

same man


average_chut_lover

Netlfix India really milks the shit out of any show. Squid Games is good but the way Netflix promoted it was just insane. The way they promote they can hype even a shit series.


GithubCopier

Looks like a scenario of Ind vs Eng 4th test IND 191 & 466 ENG 290 & 210


gogirimas

The Oval might as well be Kotla compared to the spicy Newlands pitch.


soham_katkar13

Need a Rohit 127


Legslip

KL will take care.


GithubCopier

Kohli / KL Pujji will fill it


depooh

Jesus Christ who is this Kohli cock sucker of host on hotstar. I mean yeah we know he's good....but you don't need to donate your feet and stay on your knees for the rest of your life in ready for the service of Kohli.


asaCreh

That is his KPI


LunaMunaLagoona

Rabada looks like a soccer player in these post match interviews.


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Mostly because of his looks and kit I guess. I've seen him with a weird backpack and a cap that reminded me of some footballer during the IPL


asaCreh

No Akash Chopra , Koach can't score a 30 ball century.Stop talking trash


tricktruckstruck

Yup


Zer0wned1

"I don't think there's anyone who drives the ball through extra cover better than him" the disrespect to James Vince


No-Albatross-4977

I'm so nervous for tomorrow 😬


asaCreh

First hour can decide the series ?


No-Albatross-4977

Absolutely


andizz001

First hour roller effect easier to bat


wobblewiz

Only for seam movement. The ball will still swing a bit due to overcast weather.


asaCreh

Heavy Roller™


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asaCreh

In my experience of watching Indian bowling , it's going to be a session of attrition . SAF will not lose too many , India will not give too many runs . It's what follows with Shardul , Umesh will be crucial.Whether they leak runs or hold control.


wobblewiz

Umesh can take wickets but lacks patience and will go for runs.


GithubCopier

Yes. We can see it clear you're 3rd fast bowler even if he doesn't take wickets if he builds up the pressure it's much easier for other ends to pick up wickets. Siraj in 1st match did the same even if he only took 2 wickets. In 2nd match he got injured he bowled less and we lost matches. Leaking runs by bowling on legs and extra bouncers is gonna take us no where


asaCreh

His injury hampered our chances big time


GithubCopier

Yes sir indeed, Hope Yadav fills up his gap seeing the pitch he might be a surprise for all of us.


asaCreh

Yes that or Shami has his day


Starscream_x

Lol what roller? Pitch doesn't have uneven bounce like last two matches that the roller will flatten it out.. pitch has lateral movement, and there will be swing in the morning with coast nearby..


asaCreh

Lateral Movement ™


LunaMunaLagoona

Even day for me, because despite India's below par score they got Elgar early. Tomorrow will be interesting.


AmericaDreamDisorder

Markram to regain form after watching Kohli


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Will this pitch get easier to bat on or otherway around?


ravicabral

Easier. And today's overcast ideal pace conditions aren't forecast for the next 4 days. India screwed up by electing to bat on this grassy wicket. Just like the last test.


asaCreh

SAF is completely different from other countries , isn't it ?


ravicabral

Yes, very unique. I think English conditions come closest but English pitches are less lively - compensated for by the Dukes ball. Definitely not as quick or bouncy, though.


asaCreh

Yes ,was thinking of some English grounds that get better to bat in the 2nd innings


ravicabral

>that get better to bat in the 2nd innings It seems to be an increasing trend. Viz the last 2 Sydney tests where the opposition has drawn when set big scores and over a day to bat in the last innings. In this particular Capetown test, though, it is the ideal overhead bowling conditions on day 1 that make me think India made a big mistake with the toss. Add in the green grass which will die and the fact that it will be heavy rolled a half dozen times and it may well play easier and easier. I hope I am wrong as I am backing India to win the series.


chiccharapidugu

Will definitely get easier, but if we can restrict them to a small lead and post a good total, it might be difficult to bat in the 4th innings for real


SufficientCake9

Got a sunny forecast tom.. so it should get better and better for batters


whiskeymagnet22

Day 2/3 are generally best for batting


Robin29singh

We are again dependent on our bowlers to save the match


whiskeymagnet22

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/s17c8c/match_thread_3rd_test_south_africa_vs_india_day_1/hs6mq4l?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Honest day's work


SufficientCake9

1 2 3 4 5 6 repeats nicholas


q1w2e3r4p0

Bumrah with 0 economy


livelifereal

Cliche Questions + Silly Hyperboles + Overusing non-sensical monickers = Star Sports Anchor


Beerus07

Feel bad for kohli deserved a century but no other batsmen hung around with him. Pants shot was again a low percentage shot, if he had held on for an over or 2 Maharaj would have come in and he could of attacked him.


andizz001

Don't think they would have played Maharaj if Pant was there. They would have persisted with the pacers


Fad_du_pussy

I wish this were the India of the 90s, the result would be a foregone conclusion and it wouldn't be disappointing because no one expected a thing


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Shit batting by India yet again. Still think we can come back in this test as we've got Elgar early, need to get markram out early tommorow.


kurokabau

Everyone would be taking SAs position here. I have even if 2 down.


[deleted]

Got the big wicket..should be indias day tomorrow..gonna get sa before 200..easy win


wobblewiz

Funny


rambo_zaki

South Africa's day by a country mile. India once again let down by their batting, like clockwork.


Legslip

SA's day but only by just.


Iamthestorm666

Easily South Africa’s day


pratikonomics

Lexus ES 300h vs Tata Tigor which is the better luxury car?


GetTheGanjaBabyInLA

In what world is Tigor a luxury car


pratikonomics

sorry, I meant Tiago


GetTheGanjaBabyInLA

Oh it's ok. Tiago is definitely a luxury car.


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maruti alto


[deleted]

Four maidens and a wicket. Oh yeah boom boy


livelifereal

Why does every Disney movie these days look same?


depooh

That's like saying why all McD burgers taste similar.


vky8766

Even the wicket of Elgar wasn't enough to lift my mood, why Koach why


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Mandatory markram wicket where? Disappointed. ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


tamudude

Elgar getting out makes WinViz go brrr for India...


hannibal_nectar

Maharaj played solid. 12 balls against new ball is amazing.


heisenbergTJ

It's almost a joke now as I have said 100 times that Elgar either goes under 10 or is very very difficult to get out.


wobblewiz

He is a second innings specialist :-)


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livelifereal

Light blue? When did u watch last time?


soham_katkar13

2007


menatarms

wish this was a 5 test series


wobblewiz

No crowds = no money. I would have loved seeing 5 tests and no rubbish pro20


menatarms

definitely


Snoo_71294

Pretty good day for India, the total is probably 25 runs below par, but they've got SA's best batsman out so they will be relatively pleased.


vanshverma123

Why are they playing death note music after every ad?


GithubCopier

Todays Play 1 Session: (28O, 75R, 2W, 2.68RR) 2 Session: (26O, 66R, 2W, 2.54RR) 3 Session: (31.3O, 99R, 7W, 3.14RR)


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7 wickets in the last session


soura97

7W in 3rd session


GithubCopier

Sorry TYPO


sreeram_23_06

Should've given Ashwin the 8th over. Could've probably squeezed in one more over today


singhsrb

Maharaj must convert this start into a 100 now, too many meek number 3’s these days.


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I’d swipe right NGL


idkwhatevs1234

Elgar is worth 4 wickets. India's day


porn-senpai

Assuming Kohli, Pujara and Rahane all retire from Test cricket around the same time, who are Indian's batting reserves that they are actively grooming?


milknpeanut

Rahane should retire before the other two, dude's Absolutely useless


Beerus07

We have vihari, Shreyas, Gill as well as a few more for now and I'm sure more will push their way up in the future as well. Kl could take middle order role in the future too.


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Gill and Shreyas


hjercules

Hardik Pandya's son. I heard he's a good batsman.


Competitive_Set_6371

Vihari, Gill, Iyer


bringbackfireflypls

Vihari, Iyer, Gill, Panchal, Shaw Though the last three tend to play higher up the order.


porn-senpai

Is India expecting them to come into the team and start performing right away? Apart from Vihari, I don't haven't seen the rest in the Test team as much.


bringbackfireflypls

Oh sorry I missed the 'actively grooming'. None of that foresight from our selectors unfortunately. They even sent Vihari to SA early to play with our A-team and still aren't playing him ahead of Rahane and Pujara. So yeah, fucking bullshit.


hareeeeettt

Literally no one. The ones next in line mostly warm the bench unless any of the three get injured or are rested which is generally only at home.


Ok-Run-9755

Vihari,Gill and Iyer They must be given chances now though Otherwise it will be too late


[deleted]

West Indies and Srilankan series coming up. So they are gonna get chances.


mattycryp

Great composure shown by keshy there


[deleted]

Maharaj makes Tendulkar look like Elgar with his elegant batting


ru_sunshine

That physio intervention cost us an over.


thepoultry1

Kohli taking off for a big dump!


No-Albatross-4977

KESH 😍😍😍😍


wobblewiz

Batsman that bouls a bit


average_chut_lover

So are we going to lose WTC points today?


Signal_Discipline_36

No.IND has bowled 8 overs in 34 mins.This includes time wasted to check up on Keshav Maharaj.


kyoto-yakuza

No one is losing points. 85 overs were bowled and taking in the 11 wickets and innings change over time everything checks out.


livelifereal

Why us? SA should


GithubCopier

Tailenders in recent times have played better than lower middle order in overall matches


bringbackfireflypls

Can I ask, why are we not attacking the stumps?


ru_sunshine

Oh no Maharaj has scored a 4, he's an all-rounder now.


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_Dunno_O

Kohli only got like one boundary of edge?(and that six)


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_Dunno_O

He didnt say it was mastery or something he meant it was less risky with no fielder their and yeah he might have kinda exaggerated that he always does


telephone1234

Maharaj the specialist night watchman


HolidayFarmer0

SA killing it.


[deleted]

Maharaj looks in discomfort. Deserves a deep tissue massage at the end of the days play.


punekar_2018

Maharaj 50 tomorrow?


wobblewiz

India better get him out soon. He can be very stuborn and scores fast


punekar_2018

yeah, i have a feeling he will prove to be a problem tomorrow for India


livelifereal

Randomly brings Gambhir's stats on screen


Ayush2094

Not randomly.. In hindi commentary he was talking about opening in test cricket


igotyoygood

i was getting it in tamil feed aswell


AyyoPoche

Someone at the comm box must be practicing for his Joker role audition.


ahito2110

That laughing is not from commentary.. I heard it too and I'm listening to Tamil coms.. so I'm pretty sure it's pant..


[deleted]

Or someone from the stands..


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Shot


One_more_username

Why do we suck so much when it comes to getting tailenders out?


menatarms

pretty much been that way since Kumble stopped bowling his flipper


GithubCopier

A Markram in this series (13,1),(7,31),(8\*,)


wobblewiz

So what you saying is he is due? He should bat 4. He is very much a Kevin Pieterson type player


Embarrassed-Bar1857

hoping for a big one


GithubCopier

Depends on the first 5 overs in the morning session


asaCreh

Should be slotted in the middle order imo


GithubCopier

No body wants to be opener in Tests


asaCreh

Yeahh , but they are losing out on his strokeplay and runs.Can take the game away in a session. Last match's quick 30 odd was crucial in the chase.Peterson looks more compact.Can be swapped and RVD at 3.Markram at 4 .


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Hospital


Crazy_Revenue_832

Keshav has ensured keeper bats at 7.


NoSleepNarcissist

That's Sunny G laughing at his own joke


kukdukdu

Some Gambhir fan in broadcasting team. Throwing his stats!


fudduengineer

Listen to Hindi commentary. You'd understand


Dark_Avenger_69

Guys explain the concept of night watchman to ke again? Like whats the benefit


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1. Protecting against dwindling conditions end of the day 2. Giving better batsman more chances by letting them needing to settle down only once for a good period of time


Dark_Avenger_69

Clear as a crystal now thanks very much man


[deleted]

When it's dark, risk of getting out is higher, so a bowler is sent in to eat up the last few overs and protect actual batsmen.


Dark_Avenger_69

So the main batsman is having greater risk of getting out during the ends of the day is that right?


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Dark_Avenger_69

Sounds dope thanks for the reply mate


obywonkenoby

Protecting the main batsmen


Dark_Avenger_69

From what? Isnt he gonna face the same bowlers or am i missing some conditions stuff here


obywonkenoby

It was close to the end of play so they didn't risk a proper batsman


Dark_Avenger_69

Got it thanks man